Ten Minutes

A blue finger flipped a simple switch.

…x x x x…

Ron woke to the blaring of his alarm, irritated at the noise. "Ugghh… Why me?"

Ron looked over at his little rodent friend and immediately did a doubletake. "What the…?"

Rufus appeared to be frozen in place, half in and half out of his little bed. Not frozen cold as in "Elsa' cold, but almost as if he was frozen in… time.

"Rufus? Buddy?" The still groggy Ron tapped the pink rodent's nose, and it was as hard as a brick. "OK, that's not right…"

The next thing the blond did was reach for the Ronunicator that Kim had given him. When he tried to pick it up, it was as if it was glued to the nightstand. "Nnnrrgghhh…!"

"What the Heck is going on here?"

Somehow the confusion passing through Ron's mind cleared it up a bit, and he went to his bathroom. He tried to pick up his toothbrush, and it too seemed to be glued in placed.

Then he looked in the mirror. "Auugghhh! Where am I!?" Ron immediately started patting himself down and looking at himself to make sure he was actually standing there, but for some reason there wasn't a reflection in the mirror! Next his fingers started to feel his teeth.

"Whew. No fangs, so I'm not a vampire. But what the heck is going on around here?" Next Ron tried to turn on his shower, and sure enough, he couldn't even turn the knob.

Then he went to his closet, and out of habit, reached for his red oversized hockey shirt. 'Thunk' "Oww!" The blond teen started to shake his hand in an effort to relieve the pain from jamming his thumb.

"I… I can't affect anything around me… and it's as if everything is… frozen in… time?"

Next he immediately went downstairs, into the kitchen, and saw the weirdest thing he had seen in his life. It looked like Hanna was frozen in air between his parents, and it looked like Ron's father and just tossed the little girl for what was to be a short distance to his mother. She in turn had a gleeful look on her face and was ready to catch the little girl.

While still looking at this frozen scene, Ron reached into an open cupboard to grab a box of cereal, but of course, he couldn't budge it. "Gahh! I gotta realize I can't move anything! But how am I gonna eat breakfast?"

In the middle of his thought about food, he thought of... "Kim!"

Ron then went to run out of the kitchen door and smacked face first into a solid unmoving screen. "Bam!"

"Son of a…" He immediately stopped as at this point as young Ron Stoppable had yet to utter his first curse word or phrase, and this was only the second time he came this close.

How am I getting out of the house? He thought. "I know!" Quickly Ron went downstairs. "I hope, I hope, I hope…" He turned a corner and looked up at the wall. "YES!"

A small window above the washer and dryer was left open, and it was just big enough for Ron to slip through.

…x x x x…

The only thing Ron had on for clothes were his pajamas and nothing on his feet, but he didn't care. He had to get to the Possible's house. On the way he quickly found out that when trying to take a short cut across the grass, it was like trying to run on nail tips, so the young hero stayed to either dirt, or cement.

Then when he finally reached the large home, Ron temporarily forgot about the grass. "Oww…Dangit!" He just had to find an open window somewhere to get in and make sure everyone was OK.

"I need to put something on my feet! But what am I…" Then an idea popped into his head. Taking off his pajama top, Ron tore it into pieces, and wrapped them around his feet. This way the blades of grass wouldn't hurt on each step.

Then Ron went around to the back of the house so he could see into Kim's large bedroom window. Well… sort of. "I hope she's OK, but I gotta look in there just to make sure. But how… am I… going to… I got it!"

Ron immediately took off his pajama bottoms, tore them up as well, and made a long rope. He figured since time was frozen, and it appeared he was the only one who could move around, no one would notice.

Next, he shimmied himself up a drainpipe that was next to her window and was able to tie one end of his pajama-rope to a part of the gutter system that was slightly pulled away from the house. Mr. Dr. P. had wanted to fix this before the next rainstorm, but lately he'd been busy at the Middleton Rocket Lab.

"OK… now…" Ron said to himself as he took hold of the improvised rigging, and swung himself to where he could look into his girlfriend's bedroom window, completely naked, hanging from a pajama rope. He looked into the window and saw…

…x x x x…

An alarm suddenly sounded, and a loud 'CLACK' was heard.

"There, Shego… I froze time for exactly ten minutes!"

"That's it? Nothing else happened?" The green woman was obviously not that impressed.

"Huh…" Dr. Drakken said with a narrowed brow, and tapped a display with his finger. "It was only 99.999999998 percent effective. Oh well… I'm sure nothing important could have happened in that 10 minutes."

…x x x x…

Kim had a weird feeling that she was being watched after taking off her shirt. She turned around and saw… "What was that?"

She went to her window, looked out and saw a bare naked butt running away from her house, and a weird looking rope hanging from a gutter.


The End (pun intended)…

Just a little something that I thought would make y'all laugh for April Fools Day…