'go to hell you bony bastard'
Gagaran "we are searching for two lost children here, Evileye went to find momon so we find her wherever he is. Second one, his names climb, blond virgin boy.. he might be kidnapped" she said with a shrug.
Lucifer them cleared his throat and whispered
Lucifer "oh.. I jumped to conclusions there, a little"
Tina "what conclusions?"
Lucifer "nothing, don't worry about it. And Momon went... somewhere to rest..."
Gagaran "whatever, we heard you won't be going to the forest thingy"
Lucifer "no, Momon was injured, fighting demi... Jaldabaoth. So we won't be risking it. Plus someone's got to stay in the capital to welcome those bastard if they show up again"
Gagaran "hahaha.. But you would be missing out on beating a dragon"
Lucifer "yeah, good luck with that" he doesn't understand these people, who treats a dragon like that? They will be getting themselves roasted with that attitude.
Tina and gagaran were a little suspicious of the nonchalant response but dropped the issue as they had better things to do.
Finding two little lovesick virgins was no joke of a task.
They went there own ways after that, lucifer reached the Inn where the members were gathered but then they received a message from Punitto moe to return to nazarick, since some plan was underway and they might be needed there plus Momonga's planning some kind of get together.
They didn't really see a point to that since they were spending most of their time in the same tomb. Even though they were kinda jealous of his luck with ladies, they still respected there guild master for keeping the entire guild together and running they loved him.
Waitress in the background "Momon is sooo ammaazing"
... Aaaand they are back to the silent curses.
In holy kingdom,
Calca "weird things are happening in the kingdom" said the Queen of the southern part of the holy kingdom.
Kelart "first the theocracy lost, then demons showed up, and now a city popped up out of nowhere. Its certainly lively over there"
Calca "I wouldn't call it lively but lack of a better term, yes it is certainly lively"
Kelart "what are we going to do about all this"
Calca "nothing, it's not our business. Baharuth is already showing way to much interest there. And with those demons danger every nation had brought there troops from other nations back as well. If we have men to spare then send them to the draconic kingdom" said warily. P
Remedios "just send them, I will take care of the demons. Those foul disgusting things won't be a problem for me" said proudly and with confidence.
The other two women shook there heads at the their friend's /sister's attitude toward a very powerful demon that was said even the famous warrior captain couldn't be compared to.
All of them wanted for a peaceful kingdom, but a certain pair of demons had other plans.
Outside the forest of tob,
It was almost noon, There were a few camp that were around the forest, some had adventurers in them and some officials.
One of the camps a symbol of re-estize kingdom,
inside the camp, several people sat around a long table. They were having a meeting to determine there actions by the time there messenger returns. There were a few noble and scouts as well as a few adventurers who had been gathered at moment notice. They were wondering about the sudden appearance of a city in the forest and a dragon.
Noble "are you sure about it?"
Scout "yes lord, we cannot go near to the city due to the dragon but using skills and items we have confirmed that there is a city in the middle."
Noble was annoyed, he did not like this development in his domain. It was obvious someone was behind this, and he will make sure they pay. He wanted that city under him, even though they could not go there, every scout said the same things about it,
"... Incamparably majestic"
"... Three Palaces more beautiful than any they have seen, and a tower that touches the sky itself"
When he arrived at the edge of the forest, he could see a thin line in the distance, originating from the ground and reaching the sky. Some people have started calling it 'heaven's pillar'
He wanted that, it was right in front of him.
Nobles "how strong is the dragon?"
Adventurers looked at the nobles like, looking at an idiot. It was obvious that he was asking there chances about beating the thing.
Most of them didn't like nobles since they only cared about there prosperity and usually disregarded every thing else. But this time this nutcase was going a step further,
He want us to fight a 'fucking dragon'
Adventurer "a gold rank team who rushed in got roasted in a single breath" responded with annoyance, that was dragon's way of saying, 'any further and you are roasted meat'.
Noble "you lot are platinum and you lot are mithril, you all should be enough to deal with the lizard"
The adventurers were now pissed, it was dragon. These sucker weren't called legendary creatures for nothing. Even the weakest amongst them can wreak a small country, and then there were dragon Lords who required half the fucking theocracy to fight against.
Leader of mithril team "no, we cannot. It will need at least one adamantite team" replied keeping his emotions in check
Noble "then what you here for"
Adventurer "because you hired as, saying we have to explore an ancient city, not fight a fucking dragon"
Before noble respond there was a loud roar outside as a strong gast of wind blew there tent away.
The dragon had came to them
They were dead meat
"hmm?...are you the important person here mister" the dragon? Asked. He had a oddly.. Childish voice.
Noble "aa.. Y.. Yes I am" responded a little scared and confused.
Just then a small figure jumped off the dragon. And landed in front of him. It was a young girl. After looking a little closer at her ears, they found that she was a dark elf
Elf girl "great, my masters would like to meet you"
Noble "what!.. Who do you think you are I am 'insert a stupidly long name', call your worthless commoner 'masters' here"
The elf girl was silent, looking down. Noble was thinking that she must be scared of his title and status.
Aura 'he disrespected the supreme ones but he is the important person bukubukuchagama told me to bring... But she said that if they refuse then they won't be necessary, yes... He can killed'
The adventurers had backed off from the dragon, and were looking at the little girl with pitty. Poor girl seems to be struggling. But then suddenly the expression on the girls face changed.
They were looking at the dragon and girl, but then heard a thud, then another, and another. It was from the place the noble was standing.
'was standing'
They looked to find several pieces on the ground. It wouldn't take a genius to guess whose pieces it was considering a cloth on it. The girl suddenly had a blood dyed wip in her hand.
Aura "wait, he refused. so who should I bring to the supreme ones? . oh! I know"
Aura then shouted "who's the second most important person here"
By this time, people from other camps had came to there location looking at the scene.
No one, even the adventurers from baharuth could see the girl move by the time the unfortunate soal was chopped. Little did they know that the offence he committed a quick death wasn't even a punishment. But his escape from the hell he would be thrown into.
For a while no one responded but then a voice came from one of the clearing outside the forest.
"I am loune vermilion, I am the secretary of the emperor of baharuth empire"
From the adventurers the sides came a young elegant man surrounded by a few soldiers, he was the secretary of the bloody emperor himself. He had been sent here to see the development since fluder thinks that 'ainz ooal gown' might be behind this. And if they are then he would have to represent the empire in front of them.
Aura "secretary? Related to the emperor. You must be important, now follow me."
Loune "please wait, your masters call themselves 'aniz ooal gown' right?" he had to confirm.
Aura "yeah, it's nice that you already know" she then started marching toward the city like a child which she was, and the young man along with his soldiers reluctantly followed her. But after taking a few steps she stopped dead in her tracks.
Aura "No wait,... Emperor should be the most important person right?." suddenly asked the girl. Changing her intentions. Remembering what mare told her about the ruling system of these people.
Loune "huh?.. Yes, he is the most important in the empire" he responded a little confused, wasn't this supposed to be common knowledge.
Aura "and you know him?" asked excitedly
Loune "... Yes" didn't he just say he was his secretary.
Aura grinned, she was a genius to think all this.
Aura "great,.. Bring him here"
Loune "... Huh?"
At night In nazarick,
Aura had returned to nazarick to report to her deeds to the supreme ones.
Currently some of them were gathered in the throne room with the members standing side by side near the throne, and the guardians kneeling in the front of them.
After hearing the entire thing that aura did, they all had there heads low.
The guardians especially aura were worried that the supreme ones were angry,
They weren't angry, they were sweating.
They had just planned to invite whatever person was in charge of this place on tea and ask his permission to govern this small city of there's. But.
She killed that person.
And ordered the fucking emperor to come here.
And apparently the secretary guy agreed and said that he will arrive tomorrow morning. How the fuck did he knew that they will be calling him.
Technically, she was not wrong. Bukubukuchagama had told her to bring the most important person here but dealing with the god damn emperor will be a little too much for the bunch of idiots role playing salarymen.
Demiurge would have been happy to hear that the magic caster of the empire was doing his job properly. He still remembered how that old man's knees gave out when he saw his creator sitting in his office. But considering the current reaction of the supreme ones, he thought that he must have made a mistake.
Sensing the unease among the guardians and aura how almost at tears thinking she did something to anger them, they all collected themselves.
Momonga "don't worry aura, you did a wonderful job"
Bukubukuchagama "yes sweety, don't worry, it's all good"
The moods of the guardians took a 180 turn. Aura now had a sunshine smile on her face.
Punitto moe "now then, please leave the throne room. We have to discuss,.. Something"
The guardians nodded and left the room. And all the members glared at bukubukuchagama for putting them at the predicament.
Bukubukuchagama "am.. Tie hee" said in a wavering voice.
Everyone "don't 'tie hee' us" shouted
Punitto moe "hhnn.. Alright, you will receive the emperor"
Bukubukuchagama "huh? I.. I can't, I don't know anything about royal etiquette or anything. I am just your good old shielder"
Peroroncino suddenly raised his hand
Momonga "what is it peroroncino?" asked curiously
Peroroncino "you aren't just a shielder, sis..." said seriously, the members looked at him with new light. Some felt deja vu.
Bukubukuchagama "oh brothe..."
Peroroncino "you are a perverted, barbaric, idiotic old ha.."
Before he could finish, a slime wip smashed into him embedding him in the nearest pillar. After some discussion they received a message from Albedo, that the rest who were outside the tomb had returned.
Momonga" let's just forget about this" they all nodded
At night at the bath in nazarick
All plans and trip will began tomorrow, tomorrow they will officially introduce aniz ooal gown to the world and few of the supreme one will be visiting dwarf Kingdom along with shalltear after that, but right now the scene was a little weird in front of the male guardians.
In the large Bath on the 9th floor one could see a large crowd. This crowd consisted of the strongest male beings in the new world. Some were soaking themselves in the hot spring, some cleaning there bodies, some in the shower discussing about various things which were 'beyond the guardians comprehension' stated by demiurge.
The said male guardians along with pandora's actor were right now standing at the entrance of the bath with only a towel covering there private stuff, staring at the scene in front of them which lord herohero, who was currently a steaming dark blue puddle taking a steambath, said was 'a moment of relaxation and peace before all hell break lose'.
Right now all the male supreme ones and there sons where at the large Bath conversing with each other and some relaxing in the warm bath. At first guardians hesitated to enter but after the supreme one's insisted they joined them as well.
Momonga was watching the scene still unsure weather this was all a dream, if it was he did not want to wake up ever.
he then started talking to pandora's actor who approached him about the rare gacha items he had in his inventory, and yes, no one made fun of Momonga anymore because they did not want a very excited demon named demiurge at there back since Momonga, who has been handling him, can easily put in 'good words ' for any of them. Momonga then looked around him
Demiurge was with his creator discussing how to most efficiently wreak havoc, then for some reason, the discussion topic slowly changed from wrecking havoc to how to most effectively annoy the crap out of touch me and his creation. And yes ulbert made sure that the pair in question heard it but much to there dismay they were completely ignored
Because the said duo was discussing about touch me's daughter's future plans. Which Mainly consisted of how to keep minimal contact with a certain pair of demons.
Mare was talking with peroroncino while trying to scrub his back but failing horribly due to the sheer amount of features. They were about how to handle a bossy older sister which upon hearing the topic lucifer and nubo joined as well.
Cocytus was with takemikazuchi and Takeshi discussing about the weapons they wanted to have along with amanomahitotsu who was telling them that most of the weapons they talked about were downright nonsensical and impossible to make.
All in all it was a very peaceful environment.
I think I just jinxed myself.
As he thought they heard from the other side that albedo and shalltear tired to peek on Momonga. But that wasn't the problem. The problem was the peculiar "oh shit" from lucifer.
We then heard the other side screaming about the lion golem moving and it saying something about not following rule in a voice which was most definitely lucifer's. Most of us along with the guardians dashed towards the women's part of the bath, since the wives of the supreme ones were also there and they were only lvl 1 to 10. Bukubukuchagama shielded the people while yamaiko pushed the golem back.
They quickly dealt with it.
At the morning,
Morning in nazarick was bustling and noisy as usual. Contrary to the previous deadly silent environment it had. Even the rarely visited 4th and 8th floor was a lot more busy since the arrival of the supreme ones.
I, lupusRegina do not mind the noise since it always reminds me that the supreme ones are still here. Right now I am going to give my report about the condition of the villagers to the supreme ones who are gathered at the throne Hall discussing about the plan moving forward. It was quite funny how they called the skyscraper supreme ones built 'the tower of gods'.
I stood at the door along with my sisters and sebas, as he knocked on the door and we entered the throne room. we saw all the supreme one's standing on either sides of the throne with the guardians kneeling in front. But there were Lord touch me, Lord takemikazuchi and lady Lucy standing in the middle looking upwards with an angry expression on there faces.
Lord Momonga welcomed us, and started explaining the situation and the plan moving forward. I tried hard to focus on the stuff being said but I was clearly struggling not to look up, as lord Momonga might find it rude, that I looked away while he was talking.
From the corner of my eye I could see the rest of my sisters in the same condition and then noticed the guardians were sweating. I was a little afraid but I gathered my courage and peaked a look up
.
.
There, on the chandelier
was lord lucifer hanging upside down and visibly beaten up.
That must the result of lord lucifer's newest mischief. She thought.
'... I should keep my pranks to villagers and enri, yep'