Chapter 20

Soon, we realized we were back in the terrorvortex. I still couldn't see anyone.

Within seconds, we exited the wormhole. I saw the familiar skyline and realized I was back in Zootopia I looked around. There was the rest of my family. Hopps was there, Nick was there but still in toilet form, and all of the savage mustelids were there as well.

"ALRIGHT YA LADDIES!"

It was Christoferret Bowes. There he was in his kilt and his "Oh Wow" hat carrying an amulet of some sort.

"IS THAT THE FUCKING AMULET OF JUSTICE?!" Piper squeaked.

"Ah fuck yes it is lads," he said, "I just saved yarr arses."

"Oh Ferret Bowes," Judy Hopps said, "can you please use the amulet a few more times. My partner Nick got turned into a toilet."

"Ah, peace of cake," he said.

He started to sing "Paralyzer" backwards as Nick came back into his original form as a red fox.

"Ahhhh, I can finally move again," Nick said, "transforming into a toilet is NOT comfortable."

"Oh yes," I said, "And can you restore the savage singers back to their original selves?"

"Well of course!" He shouted.

He waved his amulet around all of the savage creatures. One by one, each came back to being. Once they were all cured, they looked around in confusion.

"What the fuck happened and how did I get here," Said Brittney Seas.

"T-M-H-oh hi everyone," said the dude from Aether Realm.

"Did we just go through the fire and the flames?" asked both Dragonforce singers.

"I think I just dug too deep," said Dwarf Badger.

"This deserves a Sabaton song," said Joakim Marten.

Suddenly Gulo Dorn looked at me.

"ALISTER!" he shouted and ran up to me. "So good to see you. I seriously don't know what happened. I had just come off stage and was walking back to the tour bus so I could masturbate. Suddenly, someone came up dressed as Zargothrax. I told them that I thought their costume was very cool and almost looked like the real thing, BUT THEN THEY STABBED ME!" He said, "And I don't remember the rest of it. Did this happen to any of you," he said as he looked around.

All of the other singers nodded in agreement.

"But seriously what happened," said Brittney.

"It's a very long story," I said, "Just to be brief, that actually was Zargothrax."

Everyone looked.

"At least it was Alpha Clone One. We were all sent through the terrorvortex."

All of the attention was on me now.

"Turns out, Zargothrax was actually Dawn Bellwether."

"Holy Shit!"

"And we are about to die when Odin McFluff came to the rescue. He helped us defeat Bellwether, but it was Mrs. Otterton who dealt the final blow, with a hurdy gurdy!"

Everyone gasped.

"The world was about to end when Ferret Bowes used the Amulet of Justice to rescue us and restore everyone."

"And I got turned into a fucking toilet," Nick said.

Suddenly, an ambulance arrived with Dr. Madge the Honey Badger.

"Hey, I'm here to get all of you," she said.

She then collected all of the musteline singers. "You will all need a few days of rest before going back to your business."

"Alright," said Brittney, "And I'll let my bandmates know that I'm back."

"Me too," said Marten.

All of the singers got transported into the ambulance. Bowes went back to his tractor. Judy and Nick went back to the police station.

"THAT WAS SO FUCKING GREAT!" Piper squealed.

"I'm glad," said Ashkii.

"We're all okay," said Emmitt. "I also have to tell you all something."

"What is it?" Asked Corey.

"Well," Emmitt said, "I knew about the night howlers all along. Doug used to work at the Flora and Fauna plant store. One day, he smuggled in night howlers and hid them in the basement. When he was caught, he got fired. I had found out about it, as the florist community in the city is very strong. Doug knew that I had found out, and that was why he targeted me."

"Oh shit really," Ashkii said.

"Yes, that was why," Emmitt replied, the two hugged again.

"But one last thing," he said, "I had NO IDEA about this whole Zargothrax shit."

"Okay good."

"But Mr. Big somehow knew."

"The only thing that matters is that we are still back together."

"And we still have time to go to the Orden Ogan show!" shouted Corey.

"FUCK TO THE YES!" I responded.

Orden Ogan is one of my favorite bands. I heard that they fucking kill it live and are criminally underrated, often playing shows in front of less than 100 a night.

We went back to the house and got ready for the concert. I put on the Powerwolf shirt that I got last night; Emmitt was wearing an Iron Maiden shirt, Ashkii was wearing a Judas Priest shirt from their "Firepower" tour, Corey came down in his Slipknot shirt, while Piper was still wearing her soccer clothes but also had put on a Behemoth hat. We drove over, blaring Orden Ogan on full volume.