Ngl , kinda forgot this story existed. I wrote this a while ago (a year ago to be exact) so I'm going to post it as it is. If your interested I have currently got a Gravity Falls story going which you should definitely go and read. Tysm for your support on this story .
Nat and Bucky were sat in Nat's room around her table , she was teaching Bucky how to play cards in case he needed it for a future mission.
"Now remember , you don't tell them your bluffing , you just have to make sure they think you are " she explained.
"Without telling them?" he questioned.
"Here , watch this " she smirked. She slowly picked up a card and made a disappointed face for just a second before switching it back to her original poker face. She let out a breath before saying " ughhh... ok fine . What the hell. I'm in "
"What did you get " Bucky asked.
"A flush " she smiled . "See that's how you do it . You make them think you have a bad hand so they get cocky ."
"Yes but I don't have the same...flirting skills as you " he laughed.
"All in good time " she flirted.
"See that right there , I was never that good . Not even in my prime " .
"You had a prime " she laughed mockingly .
"Yes , ask Steve. I was quite the ladies man " he replied.
"Ladies man ? Yes i can really see that " she mocked . "Calling yourself a ladies man , you must be very charming ".
"Well you of all people would know " he said , he then kissed her forehead .
" Yes because I love being slobbered all over my head " she said sarcastically .
"You , evil , flirting ..." he said as he put his hands around her waist and pulled her onto his lap.
"Bucky Barns if you dare start tickling me I'll end you " she said threateningly , he honestly couldn't tell if she was kidding or not. So he risked it , he had never heard the deadly black widow squeal before. He had not thought this through as he didn't know what to do after he stopped. She may kill him .
"Barnes unhand me " she screamed .
"Alright alright " he chuckled . He turned her around to face him. " Don't kill me ...please " he said as he pulled an over the top pout face .
"How can I stay mad at you " she said before grabbing his chin and pulling him closer to her so she could kiss him , but before she did she kissed his nose .
"Who knew you could be so sweet " he smiled at her .
"I'm sorry do you want me to stop , I can sit back on my seat if you prefer ..."
"No , no , if your comfier here you can stay " he smiled.
"That's what I thought ... jackass"
"Unfortunately , me and Steve have got a mission in a couple of hours so I should probably go and find out what we're doing" he said softly .
"How is Steve , he was really weird on our last mission " she said .
"I haven't seen him in a while , I'll talk to him " he reassured her.
"Well do you need a hand , where are you guys even going ?" Natasha asked as she began playing with his hair .
"A hydra base in Morocco , pretty standard." he said casually .
"Well If i'm not going somewhere I could come and help " she suggested subtly .
"As much fun as that would be , with Wanda and Clint gone we need somebody here " he said. " But I promise to bring you a souvenir"
She playfully hit him on the arm " Fine... but it better be really cool " she said as she got up off his life . "I'm gonna go hit the gym then " she said before she kissed him and left .
"Bye" he called after her as a grin spread across his face .
...
A hour or so later Laura , Clint and the kids returned back to the farm , the kids went upstairs to tidy so that they could earn a dessert , Laura was preparing the meat and Clint was cutting up the vegetables .
Wanda and Loki were still at the barn ...messing around .
They finished an hour or so later and by the end were just lying on the floor covered in hay .
"So how long are you staying here for ?" He said whilst stroking her hair of her face .
"No idea , me and Clint haven't talked about it . I just said run and he said how far " she smiled softly . The sun from the window fell to her face , highlighting her cheekbones .
"What if we stayed , I work here , I have a little house at the bottom of the farm , it's so simple and beautiful and it would be perfect for us , to run as you say " he said whilst stroking her cheek.
She shot up , now sitting on her knees next to him , lying on the floor. "Loki don't be silly, I've only stopped thinking your an ass for about and hour " .
He sat up too, " Yes but can you imagine , just for a couple of months , we're normal . Just two people who work and live on a farm ".
"Look , Clint's going to start looking for us any minute now , if he see's you and me like this he's going to flip . How's about we get dressed , I'm going to go back to my room to fix my hair because you know ...straw...and your going to transform back into Jeff so Clint doesn't freak out and call Thor..."
" Yes mam " he grinned.
"Loki I'm serious" she said as she pushed him back onto the floor. " Transform back into Jeff , and I'll tell Clint that we're dating "
"We are?" he lifted his eyebrow whilst smiling .
"Shut up okay ... and then I'll meet you down there and we'll have an actual conversation where we're not both covered in hay " she said.
"Okay okay that sounds but one small question " he smirked.
"What?"
"What will it take for you to join me on the floor " he said smoothly as he lifted his hand and placed it on her shoulder , smoothing her neck gently with his thumb.
"On the floor or on top ..." she winked at him.
"That was awful " he laughed.
" Oh shut up " she smiled before leaning down and kissing him, before joining him on the floor.
...
Clint was chopping up the vegetables next to Laura who was cooking the meat.
"I feel bad for leaving Wanda with all that work " he said randomly , out of the blue as they were working in silence.
"Clint you think way too much " she laughed.
"Hey! What do you mean ..." he grinned.
"Well we left her with a very attractive , young muscular worker who we sent to go and help her . She should be thanking us " Laura smiled .
"What , Wanda?"He said as he turned to face her. She turned her face for a moment and smiled at him before saying " yes Clint , she is a grown woman "
"Wait , wait , wait ... should I be jealous of Jeff?"
"Honey , we're three kids to late for that " she said "Besides I love you more than any muscly man on earth " she said as she kissed him on the cheek.
"Speak of the devil , how you doing kid ?" he called as he saw her approach the porch .
"Good , good . I have news " she smiled .
"I wonder what it is " Laura said in a semi sarcastic tone that she knew her husband would pick up on. He quickly shot her a look before turning his attention back to Wanda
"Well...me and Jeff may or may not be dating " she said shyly .
"Ohhhh really " Laura grinned.
"Didn't you hate him an hour ago "Clint questioned .
