Me: hello everybody! For today's react, we're going off the beaten path-
Keefe: we're at the waves of wimpiness. That's not off the beaten path
Me: whatever. Please welcome, Rainbow the hippocampus, Silveny, Luna, and Wynn the alicorns, and Blackjack the pegasus!
Reyna: I don't see the point of a react like this
Me: well, alicorns, pegasi, and hippocampi are cool. Why not?
Jason: next we're going to be reacting to pigeons.
Me: come on, you know you want to pet Silveny
Jason: ...no comment
Keefe: Mama Glitterbutt is awesome
Sophie: Luna's cuter
Keefe: acknowledged. But you can't ride her yet
Linh: *pets Rainbow* I like Rainbow. He's nice
Blackjack: Hey boss, can I have a donut?
Percy: how many times do I have to tell you not to call me boss?
Blackjack: Sorry boss
Biana: I like the alicorns. They're glittery
Linh: but the hippocampi are shimmery!
Biana: that doesn't make them better. And alicorns can fly!
Me: there's no need to argue over it. It can be a tie
Percy: Blackjack is better
Me: Not. Helping.
Keefe: how about we just call it a 3 way tie for 2nd place and gulons win?
Dex: gulons aren't even part of the react
Keefe: but they're cool
Dex: but they're not in the react
Annabeth: this was supposed to be a react and now it's a competition
Me: I work in strange and enigmatic ways
Piper: That's not helpful
Me: Did I say it was?
If you have a react you would like me to do, review it and I'll do it as soon as possible. And if you have any puns you would like to share with the world, review that too, because I'm doing a react to puns chapter soon!