Warning: Rick and Morty as portrayed in this fic is not for the faint of heart. But you're here so might as well. Just warning you all that it gets dumb here.

"Rick and Morty?" Sakura asked, "I guess we can watch some cartoons from America."

"It's apparently really popular in America!" Lily chirped.

"At least we can react to something that seems friendly," Junko hoped, "I didn't think we had a chance to watch something for kids since Cinderella."

"Uh…, it doesn't look like it's for kids," Lily warned.

"I mean animation for adults is a thing but I doubt a story about a boy with his scientific grandpa is going to be for adults," Junko doubted.

"I still have a bad feeling about this," Sakura moaned.

…

From the first impression, it did not go so well for Junko and Sakura. They have witness what Rick and Morty for what it is, a crude but funny adult cartoon with a cynical view of life. Lily at least enjoys it.

"I thought this was a kid's show!" Junko complained, "Sure there were some adult themes in the anime from my time but this is just too much!"

"This is just so cruel! The grandpa is drunk and now he has a bomb?" Sakura asked.

"They talk so funny," Lily giggled.

"It just sounds more annoying," Sakura disagreed, "Is there a Japanese dub?"

"I doubt it makes much of a difference with the dialogue here," Junko sighed, "Going in this, I expect something like Doraemon. This is no Doraemon!"

"How is this even popular?" Sakura complained as she now sees the scene where Morty starts dreaming over his crush, "Not even the kid is so innocent!"

"I had so much hope for him!" Junko whined, "He was meant to be the boy with a good heart!"

"Nah, he's Morty Smith," Lily giggled, "Lily watched some episodes on Lily's own time and you'd be surprised with what type of stuff this show has."

"Like experimenting on dogs?" Junko worried.

Lily giggled some more, "That's next episode where they made their dog smart and said dog turned evil while asking where are its…"

"Oh no!" Sakura cried as they reached to the part where a student froze and then shattered by accident.

"Can we stop?" Junko begged, "Lately we been watching stuff that's so crude and vulgar. Can we at least avoid any more of that?"

"Awww, just look at the colorful world Rick and Morty are traveling in!" Lily complained.

"I guess it's unique," Sakura commented.

"Not really my cup of tea. It looks kind of gross with some of these creatures," Junko complained, "And poor Morty! His legs are all broken!"

"Don't worry, Rick got this," Lily assured.

"He just went through a portal and got a cure," Junko ranted, "If he wanted those seeds so badly, he could have just used that portal to get them himself! There is no need to drag Morty in this even though his school is horrible!"

"Eww! Now Morty needs to shove those seeds up his butt to get pass security?!" Sakura shouted, "Alright! Junko is right! We need to stop!"

Sakura grabbed the remote and turns off the TV much to Lily's demise. All the zombie loli can do is puff her cheeks and cross her arms.

Tae suddenly appears to say, "We should stop rage quitting these things. It just shows that the writer of this fic is too lazy to do a full reaction of something."

"Tae-chan! Can you please be consistent on whether you are awake or not? You always seem smart in the most random of times!" Sakura pouted.

"Ugh," Tae moaned as a way to say no before she leaves. Only to make this more awkward than it should be.

"How about we react to Frozen?" Junko suggested while changing the subject, "I've been meaning to watch this and we can get Ai to join."

"You just want Ai here because you are into her," Lily stated, "There's no need to hide that fact anymore."

"It's not like that!" Junko exclaimed, "I just relate to her in certain things."

Suddenly a green portal appeared which brought upon fear to both Sakura and Junko. Lily however seemed excited to the two people that came out of the portal. It's Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith.

"Alright [burp] Morty! Here we are! A place with zombie anime girls without that crazy m-manager, Morty!" Rick said.

"D-do I have to, Rick?" Morty complained, "I know that I'm desperate but I'm not that desperate. I-I'm really tired from running away from that crazy asshole!"

"See that pink hair one over there, [burp]! That one is as pathetic as you, Morty!" Rick suggested.

"Hey!" Sakura whined.

"I don't think she's interested," Morty said, "I don't want to be a necrophiliac."

"Don't worry Morty! None of this is canon, Morty! If we back out right now, we are only doing a disservice to ourselves for not going [burp] too far!" Rick burped.

"I guess, but can we ask her at least?" Morty asked.

"Fine," Rick sighed, "She's just going to reject you anyways."

"Hold on! I will never agree to you doing that to me!" Sakura argued.

"Your friend Yuugiri said you are all open because Japanese Idol crap or something," Rick explained.

"We really need to have Yuugiri understand what it means to be an idol again," Junko sighed, "Honestly, why are you involving us with Morty's… private life?"

"Just say sex you stupid zombie," Rick answered, "Morty's sex life is w-what happen when depression decided to be a sexual predator but only getting it's balls cut off. Every time he tries to get the girl, it's always trouble!"

"Oh boy! A recap!" Lily cheered.

"You got that right!" Rick agreed.

"How bad can it be?" Sakura asked.

"He once tried using a love potion on his girlfriend only to f*ck up the world so hard that we have to move to another dimension. Bought a sex doll and ended up with a Gazorpazorp for a son. The list goes on and I decided to have him get a zombie girlfriend, hoping that nothing can go wrong," Rick explained, "It might be dirty, but at least nothing bad will happen when he f*ck a zombie! Except for him to getting sick from doing so. But who cares!"

"I-I don't want to get sick!" Morty whined.

"What if I told you that I'm just joking with you?" Rick asked.

"Are you?" Morty replied.

"Of course, I am Morty! Do you honestly think that I'd make you f*ck a zombie?! That's just gross! Why did you even bring me out here to begin with? I'm not into that and I never have done that!" Rick answered.

"Oh, don't you go back on what you just said!" Sakura roared, "I only need one episode to know how horrible of a grandfather you are! You always drag Morty to random stuff and he gets the shaft for it!"

"Clearly, you haven't seen the episodes where Rick gets soft and showed his good grandpa side despite being a wreck," Lily argued, "Of course Rick will deny it and trying to stay edgy."

"Damn right you are," Rick agreed, "I think I like you zombie kid. Not in that way."

"None taken," Lily said.

"So, we're stuck with a Tsundere old man and his insecure grandson and this is considered to be one of America's greatest shows?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah," Morty replied, "It's pretty much a thing between us that we're used to."

"Morty and I can seem rocky but we're family! I don't need to have a damn talk about how I raise my grandson! Not from my daughter and not from Jerry. Especially Jerry because he can go jump off a cliff and no one will notice. You know why? Jerry sucks!" Rick explained.

"I think I'm glad that I don't have grandkids," Junko whimpered, "Otherwise I could relate. Horribly."

"I don't think you'd be as bitter as him though," Sakura added.

"Well good night everybody! This is a badly done Rick and Morty joke for the day!" Rick said before he opened another portal, "Come on Morty. Time to get you laid with gangster idols."

"What?" Morty cried.

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding," Rick joked.

The two cameo characters left this universe, leaving the three zombie idols to contemplate what just happened. Lily proceeds to continue episode 1 of Rick and Morty as the duo in show are currently running away from some bug guards. Sakura and Junko just say next to Lily as they continue watching whatever nonsense is on.

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Author's notes:

Being a student is very different from finally being in the adult world. Been through some really sad moments in my life and it gotten worse due to current events. I only wish you all well.

Disclaimer, just because you give me requests does not mean I will do it. Most of the reasons range from not interested, I don't know that much on your requests, or you are bothering me. I also rather you all not PM me unless it's for an interview or if you got questions.

Next chapter will be a surprised or based on whatever I'm feeling IDK.