Episode16: Tweeks gang vs Craig's gang

[Les Claypool]

I am going down to North Park, going to have myself a time.

[Kyle and Stan]

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.

[Les Claypool]

Goin' down to North Park, gonna leave my woes behind.

[Eric Cartman]

Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"

[Les Claypool]

Headin' on up to North Park gonna see if I can't unwind.

[Tweek]

Our town is more significant, dammit, right down to the little granite.

[Les Claypool]

So come on down to Nouth Park, and meet some friends of mine.

(St. Philip's catholic school)

Butters closed his locker and saw tweek waiting for him at the exit. He thought about leaving another way, but he didn't want to give tweek satisfaction.

Tweek blocked butters from walking out of the building when he came to the door.

"Butters, can we talk in private?" Tweek asked.

"Why, You want to beat me up again?" Butters responded.

"No, I wanna apologize."

Tweek motioned for butters to follow him to the football field. Tweek sat down on the bleachers, and butters sat next to him.

"Butters, I'm sorry that I falsely accused you the other day, and I'm sorry that Lizzy, Petuski, and I kicked your ass the other day too."

Butters didn't answer for a few minutes.

"Why did they kick me out? I did everything they wanted me to do, I stood by them in every Adventure, and they still kicked me out!"

"Butters, I thi-"

"What's so special about you anyway!? You're a freaking Weirdo, tweek! I'm normal, and they kicked me out, but they keep a weirdo like you. That's fucked up!"

Tweek noticed butters began to cry while saying this. Tweek gave him a tissue.

"I'm sorry, tweek. I didn't mean to say those mean things to you. It's just...I don't know why they hate me so much."

"They don't hate you, Butters."

"Yes, they do. They never cared about me. They only wanted Kenny back."

"Butters, when you were with them, did they call you Kenny by mistake?"

"Dozens of times, why?"

"Brimmy was telling me how when you confuse the names of people your friends with its because you love them. Butters, I know stan, kyle, and cartman are assholes, but i think they pushed you away because they were beginning to care about you and they didn't want to go through more heartache if you died."

"I'm not Kenny, he died all the time. I never died once."

"I know, and they probably knew that too, but I think they just didn't want to take the chance."

Butters looked down for a moment, then back tweek.

"If what your saying is true, then why did they have the tryouts and bring you in?"

"I thought about that a lot. Humans are social creatures. Even if we push away the people we love, there's always going to be that one sense of crushing loneliness that will never go away. I think that's why they had the tryouts and wanted me to come into the group because They didn't want to be alone.

But I guess that feeling only lasted so long before their fear of another friend dying took over again; oh, I think that's why since the past few weeks they've been so protective of me."

"Do you think they ever would have kicked you out too?"

Tweek shrugged.

"I don't know, I just really don't know. Listen Butters, Brimmy, Lizzy, Francis, Petuski and I are going to need as much help as we can get for saving stan, kyle, cartman, and Polly.

Even a Villain Like Professor Chaos would be helpful."

Butters didn't answer; he only got up and walked away from the field.

Tweek sighed. At least he had tried.

Tweek then grabbed his backpack and began to walk towards the bus.

Pip ran up to tweek and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Tweek, can I have a moment of your time?"

"Not right now, Pip. I'm going to miss the bus."

"My mother will drop you off, please just hear me out."

"Fine, what do you need to talk about?"

"Tweek I know that you,Lizzy, Brimmy, Francis and Dog poo Petuski need as much help as you can with your rescue of stan, Kyle, Eric and Polly. I can help you with the rescue operation, but I need something from you and your gang of mercenaries."

"They're not mercenaries, pip. There my friends. What do you need?"

"I need your help. As you know the snake river runs right by North park, a large part of this town's income is the fishing industry, and now there may be an infestation of Snakehead fish, these fish may destroy the fragile ecosystem here in Wyoming and-"

"Cut to the chase, pip." Tweek interrupted.

"Right, I need your help with killing all these fishes. If you do, then I will join your group and help you rescue your mates. You'll need me to help you break them out of the Coffin."

"The Coffin?"

"That's what Apple called their base in Eismitte. It's where they send captured corporate spies, competitors and were project Welteroberung is currently being constructed."

"How did you know that the guys are being held at this place?"

"I heard around school that you found out that stan, kyle, and cartman were kidnapped and you assumed it was an apple. After that, it was easy for me to figure out were they were sent since there Headquarters in Cupertino is still overrun with mutants."

"I don't even know how we would even get to Greenland, it's not like flights is going from Cheyenne to whatever the capital of Greenland is."

"Its Nuuk."

"Right, it's not like there are flights from here going to Nuuk, so I don't even know how we were going to save them."

"It's not as hard as you think, I know how to get us there, but I will only tell you and help you if you help me tack care of this Snakehead problem."

"Why do you care so much about some stupid fish?"

"I don't care much about it myself, but My Adoptive parents care about it. My new father works 70 hoursover eight days, the only thing that gives him anything to look forward too is fishing, it gives him so much joy, and I'd hate to see him lose that. Rick and his wife, Paula have been varying good to me and I would at least like to save the one thing that gives them both such great joy."

"How are we evan going to be able to kill these things?"

"Oh that won't be hard, Iv found the perfect solution for the Snakeheads, I just need your help with it."

As the two boys were taking. Craig, Clyde and token all watched.

"You think they've figured it out yet, Craig?" Clyde asked.

"They're getting too close, we can't let them leave for another days. Clyde, your gonna have to call your uncle Again.

we're going to need more of his special fish. Token call the 6th graders and tell them to meet us at the river." Craig said.

(Pip's house)

Pip showed tweek, Lizzy, Brimmy

,Petuski and Francis a projection of the snakehead he had captured the other day.

"What we see here is an Above average giant Snakehead, they are vary aggressive creatures, especially when they're guarding their eggs. The one I captured the other day was male, so the female is still out there, and if I'm correct, she is still carrying her young. We need to find and kill her and any other possible fertile males and females in the river."

"It seems wrong to kill a whole species like this, can't we just put them somewhere else?" Francis asked.

"No. The Snakehead is an invasive species, I know it seems cruel but they will destroy the fragile ecosystem of this state."

"So, what exactly do you need us to do?" Petuski asked.

"Iv developed a poison that will only be lethal to the Snakeheads themselves all other fish and other life in the river will be safe the only problem with it is it needs to be dispensed in several different areas in the river so we can make sure that it spreads further downriver."

"Hey boss, why are we doing this? I thought we were going to leave today?" Lizzy whispered to tweek.

"Plans have changed. we're going to need as much help as we can get if we were going to save the guys successfully, pip still has a lot of info on Apple, and he'll help us get into Eismitte."

"How are we gonna spread this poison into different parts of the river?" Brimmy asked.

"Not to worry, my parents have several small rowboats, we can have two within a boat. Once we've spread enough of the poison, the snakehead population should die out...here anyway."

(The snake river, an hour later)

"This is so stupid, why are we even doing this, Craig?" Clyde said as he pushed another tank of Snakeheads into the river.

"Gregory said that we need to distract tweek and those other kids for the next few days."

"Then what?!" Token asked angrily.

"Then well have free iPhone 12's plus we'll be the top group in North park. We won't have do whatever Stan and his crew want to do and we won't have to deal with stupid supernatural sh*t happening every week!"

Clyde and token both nodded then flipped another tank over into the river.

"What the Bloody hell are you Tossers doing?!"

The three boys turned their heads and saw Pip, tweek, Brimmy, Petuski, Lizzy and Francis stepping out of the Bushes, each one with a medium-sized canister in their hands.

"Stop that right now, your ruining the ecosystem!" Pip shouted as his face became red!

"Ugh, no were not. We're just releasing these fish back into the wild." Clyde said.

"They Don't belong here! Pip told us all about these fish and what there doing to the ecosystem." Francis said.

"Why are you creeps even here? If you wanted to return these things to their natural habitat, then wouldn't you have to go through Fish and game or something?" Lizzy asked.

"That's none of your business, Tomboy," Clyde said.

"Ya know Craig, releasing a species of fish back into its natural habitat doesn't sound like something you would do. Why are you doing this?" Tweek asked.

Craig glared at his former sidekick.

"Like Clyde said, that's none of your business. Why don't you go back to your apartment and do what you do best tweek, be a complete weirdo." Craig said.

"You can't talk to the boss like that!" Brimmy shouted.

"Boss, is that what they're calling you now tweek?"

Tweek began to jitter and shook as he heard this.

"Ha, I thought so. Something you guys should know, Twee here is no real boss. He's just a weirdo who needs to be someone's lapdog."

Tweek took a deep breath then began to calm down.

"You know what your problem is, Craig? You seem always to have this need to be bully and ridicule everyone around you. Thats probably why you keep these Token and clyde around,there no better! Token, you talk down to everyone because there not rich. I once saw you try and offer a homeless guy $50, then threw it into the water fountain and said he had to fish it out himself! Clyde, you cry so much that it's embarrassing for you and everyone else around you. Your Nine years old for goodness sake, stop acting like a seven-year-old! It's amazing to think you three thought you could be the next ruling group in North Park."

Craig was surprised.

"How did you learn that?" Craig asked.

"A little birdie told me."

Craig's little sister Tricia then came out of the bushes.

"Little Trish here told me about your conversations with Gregory and how she found the used smoke bomb canisters under your bed. Tell us what Gregory is up too."

"Or what?"

"Or we'll beat the ever-loving crap out of you Donut punchers," Lizzy said.

"How are ya gonna do that?" Clyde asked with an evil grin on his face

"Cause there's six of us and only three of you," Petuski said.

"Are you sure about that?" Craig asked as he snapped his fingers and a large group of sixth-graders rode up on their bikes and stopped behind Craig.

"Well, well, well, look what we got here. A bunch of fourths who need a good ass-kicking." The lead 6th grader said.

"Ew, what's wrong with your face?" Lizzy said as she looked at the 6th grad leader.

"Nothing's wrong with my face!"

"You look like a silent movie monster."

"No one talks to Little Dick like that!"

"Wait, your name is little Dick ?" Brimmy asked.

"Ya, my dads name is big Dick."

"Your family has some really weird names."Petuski said

"Thats it! I'm gonna make you drink a whole thing of Tabasco sauce!"

"Not while we're around!"

Call girl jumped down from a large rock. Doctor Timmy came out of the shadows along with Captin Diabetes and a strange-looking hero with an old fashioned gas mask on.

"Now, at least it's a fair fight!" Petuski said.

"Let's get, um!"

The two groups charged at each other.

Lizzy turned herself invisible and gave the 6th grade leader an atomic wedgy!

Francis ran around three sixth graders until they passed out from lack of oxygen!

Petuski grabbed a huge bolder and flung it at four sixth graders!

Brimmy shot a fireball a skinny sixth grader! The sixth grader then ran into the river to put the flames out, but the Snakeheads then attacked him!

"What the f@$k!" The sixth-grader screamed as he was eaten alive!

Tweek froze one-sixth grader and punched another one in the ball! He looked over his shoulder to see that the other fourth-graders were winning the battle.

Call girl and captain Diabetes were beating the snot out two sixth graders while Dr Timmy used his mental abilities to fling the four remaining sixth-graders into the sky. Tweek then felt something sharp against his neck.

"Tell them to back off, or I'll cut your throat!!"

The other fourth-graders all glared at Craig.

"Let him go, Craig." The New masked hero said in a Deep voice.

Craig looked around for Token and Clyde but couldn't find them anywhere. They must have taken off like the cowards they were. Craig looked down and saw tweek looking up at him definitely.

" let me go, Craig. If you don't, your going to be in a world of hurt."

"Shut up! I'm not going to take orders from you."

Craig then felt a hard punch to the face and fell into the snow!

Lizzy re-appeared and grabbed tweek before he hit the group.

"You ok,wonder tweek?" Lizzy asked.

Tweek nodded as she helped him up. He then looked down at Craig for a moment.

"Hey, Craig."

Craig opened his eyes and saw tweek flipping him off with both hands before falling into unconsciousness.

"Now that that's over with can we please spread the canisters out before the snakeheads get downriver," Pip said.

"Pip is right. Everyone pair up and get the canisters is the water before Wyoming becomes a Snakehead farm."

Everyone did so expect call girl and the masked hero.

They both walked up to tweek and looked down at Craig.

"What a loser," Wendy said

"Wendy I gotta ask, how did you know we needed help?" Tweek asked.

"He told me," Wendy said as she pointed to the masked hero. He then took off his mask a reveled himself to be Butters Stotch.

"Butters? I thought you were a villain?"

"Not anymore wonder tweek, professor Chaos is dead. Now I'm the Masked hero Buttersstar, guardian of Earth!" Butters shouted.

"That's my job."

Everyone looked up to see mint Barry crunch landing by tweek.

To be continued

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