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Say sorry for dumping your boots on my milkshake.
"How was the interview Rayleigh?" Roger asked with his trademark grin. The right-hand man picked up his head from his paperwork, well Roger's paperwork. "Great, I gave him the job, but we have other things to deal with. Have you heard of the Outlook family?"
Roger took a seat on top of his friend's desk. He leaned over to take a better look at the computer screen. His face screamed disgust when he saw a picture of the 'happy' couple. "Her smile is fake…" Roger whispered.
"I'm aware, which brings me to the question, why? Besides that, they have been showing recent activity. I'm going to call Law in, ask him if he knows anything." Roger's face sparkled from the mention of his son.
"Yeah! I'll call him right now!" Before Roger got off the desk, Rayleigh hooked onto the childish man and gave him a look. "You aren't going anywhere! Do your damn paperwork Roger!"
Rayleigh pulled his boss and threw him over the desk. With years of dealing with the man, Rayleigh has learned to toss his body like a rag doll. Comes in handy when Roger is being immature, which is all the time.
"I'll be making the call. Do the work Roger, or you'll regret it." After one more glare to Roger's pleading eyes, Rayleigh left the room.
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Sab's confusion doubled from the word, "Milkshake? Why a milkshake?" she asked, looking at the old man. "Are you sure you're not confusing our parents with someone else's old man?" Torao asked, not bothering to be polite.
Whitebeard chuckled at the replies, "nope! It was them alright! Gurarara!"
The siblings wanted to ask more questions but decided against it. They will ask their parents about it when they get home. They all waited in the room for Thatch to wake up, when he did, he explained what happened. As always, Torao was right, it was Teach in his gang. Anger bubbled up inside Marco, but Ann calmed him down. If the woman wasn't by his side, he would already be storming Teach's place, with Izo supporting him.
Torao did a few tests on Thatch before heading off, he got a call from Rayleigh to visit the company. Visiting the company isn't a big deal. If anyone questions him on his reasons for coming, he would show them his ID and let him in. Monkey D. Dragon also works for the company. So, the siblings can walk in and out without being questioned.
The twins left an hour later. When Ann was about to leave Whitebeard bid goodbye in the most embarrassing way possible. "I can't wait for you to be my daughter!" Ann became a stuttering mess when she heard those words. Making Sab drag her out of the house before she embarrassed herself too much.
The twins dropped Kid home and went to the clubhouse. Both thought they should tell Luffy about what happened. They knew she wouldn't mind, Luffy has grown attached to Marco, Izo, Thatch and the old man.
When they got to the house, they expected to see Luffy and Zoro still sleeping on the couch. Not their mother squeezing Luffy to death with a dress! Luffy's purple face scared the twins.
Rouge turned to her oldest daughters with a smile, "I'm glad you're here! We need to start your outfits for next week!" the twins gulped at the thought. They turned their heads and saw Zoro pouting in the corner.
"What's wrong Zoro?" Sab asked, leaving Ann to deal with their crazy mother.
"That woman has put me through hell. I'm glad it's finally over." Zoro shuddered from the events that happened in the last few hours. It was awful! The stripping, the yelling, the squeezing. Zoro thought Luffy got her darkness from Roger, but he was mistaken, it was from Rouge.
"Your next Sab!" Rouge warned, still squeezing the life out of her youngest.
Sab gulped, oh no!"
After hours of clothes burning their skin. Rouge finished, "Alright everyone, how about we go to my house and I'll cook you all dinner." the mother said to the half dead bodies laying on the floor.
It was not just the sister's Zoro, but Nami, Robin, Usopp and Chopper. The sisters ended up telling some more people when Chopper and Robin came to the clubhouse. The three wondered how long their secret would last. At this rate, everyone will know.
They drove to the sister's house in separate cars. It was difficult from the mental and physical exhaustion weighing on their shoulders. But they made it in one piece.
When they walked in, they were surprised to see Law and Shanks in the same state. The two laid on the couch as if it was their coffin. They looked to the left and saw Corazon, fresh as a daisy may I add, giving them a carefree smile.
Luffy introduced Corazon to the crew, even though most of them know him. "Corazon-san? Why is Law… dead?" Ann pointed to the corps known as her brother.
Corazon laughed at the comparison, "Rayleigh called him for questioning. Then his father joined the two and insisted for Law to 'play' with him." Rouge, the sisters, and Zoro's sweat dropped. Of course he did. Nami and Usopp rubbed their temples, he is exactly the same as his daughter! Robin and Chopper laughed at the similarities.
Rouge smiled at the full table once everyone was seated, she loved having a big family. There were just enough seats since Law and Shanks were dying on the couch.
"Mother, what's the milkshake story?" Sab asked. Rouge choked on her food when she heard the question, the mother's face turned red. "N-nothing. Where did you hear that from?"
Luffy lifted a brow, she wasn't there when Whitebeard told the twins about the milkshake story. Now she's curious, "what's that?"
"When we were with Whitebeard, he told us about this story called Milkshake. He said to ask mom about it." Ann snickered from her mother's reddened face. Unlike Ann, her mother doesn't get embarrassed easily, which means this 'Milkshake' must be a good story.
Luffy stopped her eating and tried to analyze the situation. After a few looks exchanged with her crew and siblings, she understood what was going on. The youngest whipped out her phone and dialed a number. Everyone was confused on who she was calling, is it dad? Sab thought, sending a look to her twin to see if she knew.
"Yo, what's up Lu?" Zoro and the siblings smirked when they recognized the voice. Some of the crewmates recognized the voice too, Nami and Usopp.
"Can you tell me the Milkshake story, Uncle Rayleigh?" Rouge's eyes widened when she heard her close friend's name.
"Oh, hahahaha! I love that story! I will gladly tell it!"
"RAYLEIGH! DON'T YOU DAR-" Rouge's mouth was covered by Shanks's hand. The younger and oldest brother pulled their mother back, wanting to hear the story. Even though they were dying on the couch, they heard the conversation. Curiosity got the better of them, and now they are eager to know.
Rayleigh ignored Rouge's plea; this story is one of his personal favorites. "Well then, let us start off with some descriptions."
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Rouge- the strawberry blonde beauty known as Portgas D. Rouge was a famous supermodel. But at first glance you would not think that. In college the woman kept a very tight circle, as in she had no friends at all. Well, she had one, Shakky.
Shakky- a beautiful raven-haired woman who gives zero fucks about anyone. Rouge's other half. The two women lived together and did everything together. For them, everyone else was an obstacle.
Both women were beautiful and smart, but that's about all they have in common. Rouge is a hard worker, while Shakky is not. Shakky is street smart, where Rouge barley knows what street she lives on. A part, these two women are hopeless, but together they are unstoppable.
The dirty blonde college boy yawned and shifted in his chair. He was ready for sleep to overtake him when- "Rayleigh!" damnit! Rayleigh cursed. He opened his eyes and was not surprised to see his energetic best friend next to him.
"Roger, keep it down. We are in a library afterall."
Gol D. Roger- He is the definition of childish and energetic, even at the age of twenty-one. Roger is a 6'4 male, with shaggy black hair, and the goofiest grin you could imagine. The man's personality is an odd one, but that's because you never know what he is thinking. For example…
"Who cares. I had the best idea Rayleigh, and you're going to help me." The best friend sighed. After fourteen years of dealing with the man, yes they met in second grade, he has given up on trying to change his mind. Whatever plan is rolling around in Roger's brain, Rayleigh hopes it doesn't include too much work.
"Spill it already Roger, what?" Rayleigh frowned when Roger sprouted his signature grin. Meaning whatever his plan is, Rayleigh isn't going to like it.
"I want to become King!" seriously… is that all he's going to say? What an explanation. Rayleigh mentally rolled his eyes.
"And what do you mean by 'King'"
"King of the business world of course!" Rayleigh could feel his hair turning gray. Does he know how much work that is? Who am I kidding, he doesn't care! Did he think this through at all? Nope. And once again I'm the poor innocent victim that has to follow him… I need Booze.
"You do understand how much work that is? We would need to switch our classes and everything. I know it's the beginning of the year, but still, that much alone is a lot of work."
When Roger's grin tripled, Rayleigh started thinking about the spot he'd like to be buried. He didn't, he didn't, please tell me he didn't. He didn't change all my classes and didn't think to ask me first. No… that's too much… even for Roger. PLEASE TELL ME IT'S TOO MUCH!
"I already changed all your classes! And I bought us milkshakes! Do you want chocolate or strawberry?" Maybe I should get buried next to my mother and father. My dog is in my backyard, that can work to… Rayleigh has officially given up on life.
"Chocolate." he answered in a defeated tone. Roger slid the milkshake to his best friend, but accidentally knocked over his. When he looked over to the spilled milkshake, his eyes were met with a very pissed off woman's. Unlike Roger, Rayleigh recognized the woman as Portgas D. Rouge. She wore a baggy sweater and some pants to match. Her long hair was tied up in a ponytail, and her glasses laid on her irritated face. Besides on the runway, the woman doesn't dress to impress, actually it's quite the opposite.
Rouge snarled at the man, "Are you an idiot? You messed up my boots!" the woman gestured to her (very expensive) black ankle boots. Roger flicked a brow and looked at the boots, they were covered in milkshake.
"Aw, you ruined my milkshake." Rayleigh wanted to laugh at Roger's statement, especially when he saw Rouge's face. The statement gave birth to the vein popping out of Rouge's forehead.
"My boots are way more important than your damn milkshake!" Roger frowned at the woman. He stood up to face her, she was 5'8, and very short compared to him. But of course, the woman held her ground.
"Hey, don't say that. I bought that milkshake with my own money." Roger pouted, tripling the veins on Rouges head. The raven-haired man still hasn't realized who the woman was, not that he would care anyway. Rich or poor, you never mess with Roger's food, even though he spilled it in the first place.
"My boots cost more then ten times your stupid milkshake. You are going to pay me back, 450$ right now." the woman stuck out her hand. Roger's jaw dropped; the man barely had enough money to pay for the milkshake. He sometimes picks up shifts at the Baratie, owned by one of his friends, Zeff. But besides that, he doesn't have any money. Him and Rayleigh are poor and don't have any family to support them.
Roger picked up his jaw and stepped closer to the woman, "are you insane? I don't have that kind of money?" Rouge took a step forward and scoffed. "Too bad, you better find it."
Roger was going to rebut, but when he took a step forward, he slipped on the milkshake he spilt.
Rayleigh's eyes went wide. He tried to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't he clutched his stomach as tears filled his eyes. Your dead now old friend!
Roger was currently on top of Rouge, lips crashed together, with his hand grabbing her left breast. Not only was this position absolutely hilarious but also fucking embarrassing. Well, for Rouge, Roger on the other hand, had no clue what was going on. Until he opened his eyes and saw the blush on Rough's cheeks, lips still connected. Then, the worst happened, yeah... It gets worse. Roger, being the idiot, he is, squeezed the breast he was clutching. Only to get a muffled moan from Rouge as a reply. Roger's eyes were still open, so he could see how the woman's blush tripled.
Finally, Roger let go. When he was off the woman, Rouge didn't say anything. She kicked him straight between the legs, striking his nuts, and ran off as he cried in pain.
Rayleigh couldn't do anything but laugh, and that's all he did. To think, that was the first encoder the most powerful couple had.
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If you'd like me to make a Fanfic based on Rouge, Roger, Rayleigh, and Shakky tell me. They are some of my favorite charactersto write. If I do, there will be Whitebeard! and Sengoku! With a tad bit of Dragon!
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