Julian was staring at Shitty. He was by his bedside, he had no clue how he ended up here. Well, since he was here he might as well wait for Ray and Ricky. Since Ray heard about Shitty, he wanted to have one last drink with him. Just in case.

Julian was just playing with his phone when he noticed he had over twenty missed calls from Bubbles. He knew hospital policy forbade him from using cell phones, but fuck it. He called Bubbles back.

"Julian! Thank god. Where the fuck are you!"

"The hospital, with Shitty"

"Fuck, Julian. Get the hell out of there! Both of you are in danger!"

"The hell are you talking about?"

"The gun. Your gun. You took it with you."

Julian pulls out his gun. 'The hell?'

"Julian, there is something evil there. Please leave the hospital. Sam and Dean are going to your trailer. I gave them your key to destroy the Ouija Board."

"Bubbles, what the fuck is going on around here?"

"It was never the fairies, it is something worse. Way worse. It killed Susan."

"Bubbles, WHO killed Susan?"

"Hello, Julian."

Julian looks up. He couldn't believe his eyes. It was Terry and Dennis's grandma. But her eyes, they were black.


"Okay, we have the board. Let's salt and burn it." Dean says.

"Will this work?" Sam asks.

"It is a link to the demon that started this whole mess. We destroy it, we close the door. Sam, you have the spell?"

"Right here. Claudendo, ianuam, ne rursus aperire hoc ostium et oblinito in sempiternum." Sam chants.

Sam and Dean salt the board and puts iron metal as well as silver on it. Then after pouring gasoline on it, they light the match. When they throw the match the board lights on fire and when it exploded, both Sam and Dean go flying.

When Bubbles sees Sam and Dean flying backwards from the fire, he was in disbelief. The Ouija Board, it was burning blue. He was cut off from Julian, who unexpectedly hung up on Bubbles when he was talking to who Bubbles was assuming was a doctor.

"Holy fuck!"

"Bubbles! Oh my god. Sam! Dean! Are they okay Bubbles?" Sarah and Barb asked seeing the small explosion from their homes.

"Call a ambulance!"


Julian was staring at Keiko, Terry and Dennis's sweet grandma. This wasn't her, whoever was possessing her was evil.

"Get out of her."

"Oh, Julian. I was hoping your father was going to show up, plus I am here to finish the job. Your dad and 'Shitty' here, what a suitable nickname, he deserves it for sealing me away all those years ago. I was the one to kill Susan. Ohhh. Did I hurt your feelings, Julian?"

The demon smirks at Julian, when she saw Julian's stricken face.

"The girl was such a whore. She kissed boys. Shame. Shame. Good girls like her should have stayed home and waited till her wedding night to kiss. Slut."

"Go to hell."

"I could, but those damn Winchesters closed the door. Oh well. I prefer Earth anyways. Last time I was here, I loved executing people. The middle ages were such a good time. Ah, memories. Putting Coyote under that spell was such fun. I never used magic on a Trickster before. Wasn't easy, I had to make some sacrifices. I had to live in the dump you currently live in. Your father sealed me in a box. Did you know a Ouija Board is a conduit to the other side?"

"Fuck you."

"I rather not. Much as I like talking to you, I have things to do. Your father and Bill sealed me away. I was waiting for someone to set me free. When your friends used the board, I was freed. But it wasn't enough. I needed revenge. Plus, I had orders. My Master needed to be set free. Sacrificing a young virgin on sacred magical land was one of the keys. I was going to do it myself, but when I saw Coyote, I thought it would be more fun if a Trickster did it. I was hoping it would kill Bill. But seeing Susan screaming, mmmmm."

The demon sighs in contentment. Julian seeing red, grabs her neck.

"Don't talk about Susan that way. What about David? Did you possess him?"

"Careful, Julian. This is a sweet old lady I am possessing. Be careful. One snap and she dies."

Julian lets her go.

"Actually, that wasn't me or my colleagues. You humans can be more sadistic than us. He just bought a one way ticket downstairs when he started killing those animals. Too bad Alistair is dead. He would put on a fantastic show for us. Now. Since I cannot find your daddy, I will have you kill Bill. Your dad will come along when you are in jail for murder."

"I been in jail several times. My dad never came to visit."

"When you kill your friend here, he will come back. That is when I will destroy him. He and Bill are hunting buddies. Now take out your gun."

Julian does and trembles.

"Now, go to Bill and put the gun to his temple and pull the trigger."

"I don't think so."

Julian looks over at Bill who was sitting up.


"Look. I'm fine. I don't need a ambulance, I just fainted. Besides, I'm American. I don't know if I will be covered in Canadian medical care." Dean complained.

Sam declined going to the hospital as well. Sarah was standing with Sam, concerned about his head injury. After the ambulances left, Ricky was talking to the camera crew that had showed up.

"See, this proves that Americans are not smarter than Canadians. Fucking morons." He lights up a joint.

Cough."I mean. Seriously. I hurt myself more times than I can count and never needed an ambulance. I was shot, I died from a heart attack, and was blown up from crazy Lahey. I'm still here. Us Canadians, we are tough. C'mon let's see my dad."

The camera crew leaves with Ricky. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean were driving away in the Impala.

"Sammy, you feel okay?"

"I'm fine, Dean. How bout you?"

"Never felt better. C'mon. We have to see Bill. Let's hope Julian didn't do anything."


"Well, well, well. Hello. 'Shitty.' Its been forty years. Or was it thirty? Can't remember. Time in that tiny box you threw me in got boring. Everyday was the same."

"Too bad. At the time we didn't know how to kill demons. Killing you would be too merciful. Sending you to Hell would be too easy. Sealing you away was the best option. Now I realized that I should have killed you."

"Too late now. I just ordered your friend here to kill you. Then your friend will come as well. Come Julian. Do your job."

As Julian lifted up his handgun to shoot Shitty, Sam and Dean burst in. Sam, seeing the gun, tackles Julian.

"Look up. You just walked into a Devils Trap."

The demon seeing the devils trap, enrages. Then she screams. Hoping to get someone's attention.

"I put up a sound barrier. No one will hear you. Say hello to your friends for me. The board you came from, it was custom made just for you. There are many doorways to and from Hell. But for you there is only one entrance and one exit. The entrance was closed. I told Bubbles to destroy the board and instructed these boys to seal the doorway. The exit is right above you. It is the exit from Earth. Sam, start the chant."

"Wait a minute. I can offer you a deal. Don't send me back there!"

"Too bad. You killed my friend. Almost made me kill Bill. Enjoy the trip." Julian tells her.

"Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, omnis legio diabolica, adiuramus te...cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare...Vade, satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciæ, hostis humanæ salutis...Humiliare sub potenti manu Dei; contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine...quem inferi tremunt...Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos."

A cloud of black smoke fly out of poor Keiko's mouth. When the demon leaves her mouth, the old lady collapses. Dean and Julian go and check up on her. They asked Bill to remove the sound barrier spell and after he does, they call for help. A bunch of nurses come in and took her away.

"Thank you boys. The demon is gone. It will never come back."

"Are you sure, Bill?" Julian asks.

"Yup. Even if Hell fissures opens up, that demon will never leave. That spell is binded in blood. Good thing, I collect odd ball items. I bought a bone sample from Ebay. The seller claimed it was stolen from a museum. Good thing the Canadian border control never bothered to check the puzzle box I ordered."

"So that bone was from that demon when it was still alive?" Dean asked.

"I believe so. It belonged to a executioner in the Dark Ages. When it became a demon, it came back to Earth to torture and kill people. Plus, I believe it was one of the first demons to free Satan."

"Fuck this. I need to forget about all this. I need to hit the bars. Plus get stoned."

"Julian, we are used to this. Don't let what you saw ruin your life. Go live your life." Sam tells him.

"Is this what all three of you do? Killing monsters and demons? Everyday?"

"Not everyday, but a lot."

"Thanks."

'Huh?' All three hunters look at one another.

"Thank you for doing what you do. Going to jail sucks, being poor sucks, but being a hunter? Forget it. I understand why my dad left. He was trying to protect us from that life. If you see my old man, tell him I forgive him."

"He's proud of you Julian. He doesn't know how to say it. Wherever he is, he is protecting you."

"I know you are bullshitting Shitty, but I don't care. Just knowing there are people like you out there hunting, makes me feel better. Now all I need to do is have a smoke. Excuse me."

"So what now Bill?" Dean asks.

"First thing, getting the fuck out of here, then start boozing it up. If you see me at the trailer park, ignore me. I need to keep up this facade. I don't want any hunters coming here. My the way, did you do anything about those fairies?"

"All they want is some marijuana plants. After that, they are moving to the Arctic."

"Good. Good. May I suggest you boys pack it up? I like you, but the older residents are distrustful. They hate outsiders."

"Yeah. We are going to say goodbye to everyone first. Bill. You are a hunter. What is your secret to living a long life? You are the first hunter we met that lived to be a old man."

"Luck? Who knows. Maybe the good Lord wanted me to live to eliminate that demon."

"Who, Chuck? Ow! " When Sam elbows him in the ribs.

"That is God's name? Interesting. If you run into Him, tell him thank you. For bringing you boys here.''

"See you later Shitty."

"Goodbye."

Sam and Dean walk out of the hospital just as Ricky and Ray come in with greasy food and cans of beer for Shitty.

As they get in the Impala, Sam asks about Gabriel.

"Dean. Remember what Robin said, about seeing Gabriel?"

"Yeah, so?"

"That dream you had. What if Gabriel is still alive?"

"C'mon Sam."

"Gabriel played the role of the Trickster. He could have faked his death. He came to your dream just to say hello."

"Unless I see him in flesh and angel blood, it's impossible. Let's go back to the motel. I don't want to leave just yet, I heard a rumor that J-Roc is making a new movie. The actresses he hired, needs a guy to help them relax.''

A few days later, Bubbles was getting ready to do his new movie. This time around, Bubbles insisted on writing it. He called it "Fairies Gone Crazy." It was not a violent movie. The fairies that were being bad, were going to be punished by Bubbles. Not from a wooden stick, but from his own personal stick. There was even a new actor. He said he was just visiting the area before he said goodbye and asked T and J-Roc if he can have a cameo appearance. He wanted to judge the fairies for disobeying the fairy king. Neither one of them minded, they had a hard time finding men to act. Robin promised them that this will be a hit.

"So we finished the movie and guess what. We made over $10000.".Hmmmmugh "This is only the first DVD. That Samquanch is gone, so are those fruit trees. Too bad Robin moved away, the ladies in that movie and the whole trailer park loved him. They all said he was the grandmaster of sex. The ladies in the movie, never had to fake it. Everything you see in that movie was 100% authentic. Anyway, things are back to normal. Lucy and Ricky broke up, Randy and Lahey are back to being annoying drunks, and guess what. That American Sam was caught in the backseat of their car with Sarah. They were naked." Bubbles giggles. "His brother was not happy. They left a mess behind. Sam spent the day cleaning up the back."

"So, Ricky and Julian are back in jail. Again. It's almost like a tradition. Too bad Sam and Dean left, they made the last few weeks interesting. I didn't have the chance to have sex with either one of them. But I did get this itch scratched. Thanks to Ricky and Robin. Fuck. I can't tell you who was the better lover. Ricky wasn't even jealous, he was just happy Shitty pulled through."

"Yeah, I'm back in jail. But that's okay. We were busted delivering weed, but we managed to pay off the lot fees for the whole trailer park. Randy was punished by some friends of mine. Since he got that job of Temporary Trailer Park Supervisor, he threw his weight around and started bullying everyone. So I called for a favor. My new friends came through and played a nasty prank on Randy. He spent a month covered in poison ivy and couldn't eat cheeseburgers. Serves him right. As for my grandma's trailer, I put a downpayment on it. Lahey said I can move in anytime."

"Oh well, Lucy and I broke up. She was mad that I went to jail and dumped me. But we managed to deliver the weed to Dartmouth and sell to T's friend. Whoever Julian's new friends were came through and gave us enough to sell for both. It sucks that we couldn't keep most of the money, Julian wanted to pay for everyone's lot fees and buy his grandma's trailer. Why was Julian and I busted for weed transportation? Because I got greedy. I wanted to make more money and grew some plants. We only had six plants but we were busted for posse...having weed. But in a few months, we are out of here. Even faster if we are on good behavior."

"The anniversary of Susan's death came and went. I was told the person who caused her murder got convicted and was sentenced to life. I'm glad. Now I can do what I do best. Be a great Trailer Park Supervisor." He stumbles and falls to his side while holding up a liquor bottle.

"Mr. Lahey! I need more calamine! Plus some weed!"

"Got to go. Poor Randy has a bad case of poison ivy and lactose intolerance."

"Everyone's lot fees are paid off and no one got evicted. I'm so glad. The last thing I needed are trouble makers like that Cyrus moving in. Sam Losco and myself are taking a break from dating. He can be romantic but his hot dog obsession is too much for me. Bad enough my ex husband was obsessed with booze, now Sam is addicted to hot dogs. Ricky was a heavy smoker. I need to find a man that is normal."

"Barb and I are taking a breather. She said she needs some space. That's okay. I could use a break myself. I am thinking of opening up a new business. I heard that Bubbles is making some movies, plus his business, Kitty Land is booming. I want in."

"Things are back to normal. Cory and Trevor are in Julian's trailer playing that COD videogame, and are eating junk food. Those weird trees are gone. When Trinity heard that she didn't care. She quit the fruit business. Her new business is taking care of people's yards. Good for her. She is actually making more money from that than her old business. She even hired her friend from next door to help out. I miss Sam. God, he is so intelligent and sweet. Shame he is always busy and lives in another country. But that night in the Impala, I will always remember it."

Sam and Dean plus their mom Mary were about to leave to go home from Emerson, Manitoba Canada after Asa Fox, Elvis Katz and Randy Bull were given a Hunter's Funeral, when they got a call from Julian and Bubbles. Shitty Bill passed away in his sleep. When all three heard the news, they informed everyone that the Legend died. An hunter's caravan from Emerson was on their way to Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Everyone Shitty knew plus hunters from all across the world showed up to the funeral. Apparently, he was more well known than he thought. Shitty's will was read and he stated that he wanted a Hunter's Funeral as well as everyone that was old enough to drink to open a beer in his honor. They had to go to a wide open field to accommodate everyone.

Everyone that was present at Emerson was there with the exception of Bucky Sims. Both Julian and Ricky were allowed out to attend the funeral. Even Cyrus showed up. He wasn't alone, Terry, Dennis and their grandma were there as well holding beers. Both Julian and Ricky were both standing next to Bubbles and all three were holding Shitty's favorite beer. After the service was done, everyone present opened a beer and saluted Shitty before the pyre was lit. When the fire started everyone chugged the beers.

Julian swore he seen his father at the funeral and when he went to take a closer look, he was stopped by Mr Lahey. Apparently Lahey wanted to talk about Julian's new trailer, but when he excused himself, the guy was gone. Julian was left wondering if he was seeing things. Lahey saw the man there but he didn't want Julian being hurt by his absentee father and purposely stopped Julian from approaching him.

Sam told Dean that old age can happen to hunters. Bill died peacefully in his warm bed. Hearing that brought some hope to both brothers.

Bubbles was determined not to cry. Shitty left Bubbles with his trailer and everything in it. When Bubbles heard that he was happy. He didn't have to live in a shed. His kitties could have a good life. Ricky learning it, asked Bubbles if he can sleep in the shed sometimes.

The old hunter was chasing fairies. He just finished catching Coyote and after having a argument let him go. He was waiting for an old friend Samuel Campbell. He was going to ask him to go on a hunt.


THE END


Notes:

There was a chant Sam did in rough Latin. Loosely translated it goes

"Closing the door, never open this door again, seal it forever."