Chapter 21

We arrived at the venue of the concert, which was called "The Cupboard". It was Zootopia's smallest concert venue, with a capacity of only 100 (there are a few smaller ones, but they rarely host shows and don't get touring acts). There were about 40 total in the room. Not that much but still enough to mosh.

"ALISTER!" I heard a familiar nasally voice say.

"WEASELTON!" I responded. We hugged together.

"You won't believe the shit I went through," I said.

"Tell me," Weaselton replied.

"So, as it turns out, that was Zargothrax Alpha Clone One. We were sent through the terrorvortex and then Zargothrax revealed that they were actually Bellwether. Then, Odin McFluff came down and assisted us in beating the sheep. Ashkii dealt the final blow with her hurdy gurdy. Then, Christoferret Bowes rescued us with the Amulet of Justice."

"HOLY SHIT!" replied the weasel.

"And I got turned into a fucking toilet," Nick said. He and Hopps were also at this show.

Suddenly, Mayor Lionheart walked onstage.

"ORDEN OGAN WILL BE COMING UP SOON!" He shouted.

"Damn!" Judy said, "The mayor just introduced Orden Ogan."

"Are you ready?" I asked.

"Born ready," said Emmitt

"Always ready," said Ashkii.

"Ready is my middle name," said Corey.

"FUCK YES!" said Piper.

Suddenly the room went quiet. The intro to "Gunman" started to play. I was excited as fuck because that is my favorite song. The band members walked onstage one at a time. They then went into the full song and the whole room went completely nuts. I, however, was going crazier than anyone else in the room. I was going so crazy that Seeb Ottermann, who was an otter like me (the whole band were otters), let me sing into the microphone at one point. They continued to churn out song after song as all 40 mammals in the room went crazy and even got a mosh pit, a circle pit, and a wall of death formed. They played their new song "In the Dawn of the AI" and even old songs like "Winds of Vale." They continued for about 1 hour and 20-minute set which included an encore. Weaselton and I were also stage diving throughout the show, and then the rest of my family joined in, along with Nick, Judy, and even Mr. Manchas (who also attended the show). Finally they closed with "The Things We Believe In". and walked off stage. That was the best fucking concert ever.

"Holy shit!" I told them as I went up to their merch table. "That was the best fucking concert ever, and I was at the Powerwolf show last night."

"Thank you so much," Seeb Ottermann said in his thick German accent, "We don't have that many fans but I'm pretty sure you are our most dedicated fan."
"Fuck yes I am," I said, "along with the rest of my family."

"What is your name?" Seeb Ottermann asked.

"Otterton," I replied, "Alister Otterton."

"Oh, so just like Alister Vale?"

"Indeed," I replied. Alister Vale is the main character and each album follows his story.

"You were fucking fantastic," Emmitt said.

"Small shows are the best," Ashkii said.

"I fucking love you," said Corey.

"Fuck fucking yes that fucking ripped," said Piper.

"Sign my DVD," said Weaselton as he held up a porno film.

We all took a selfie with the band. Weaselton, Hopps, and Wilde all joined in as well. Everyone bought shirts from the band as well.

Soon we all had to go.

"Thank you for the amazing adventures," Ashkii said, "I will always remember this."

"I love all of you so much," I said, "I will see you again soon."

We all piled back into the car and drove home. It was 5 in the morning and I had school the next day. I however had trouble falling asleep. I kept thinking about the show and my adventures. All I could think was one thing.

That was the best fucking weekend ever.

THE END

No animals were harmed in the making of this.