Chapter 16:

Right before that disaster, here are the Akusquad in their study session right before the final exams. Akusquad being Shinso, Akusero(Izuku), Tooru, and Mina. While Izuku was busy teaching them the English language and literature., which Shinso found ironic, because as of now, he only knew that Akusero can't talk.

*And that's why I think Romeo and Juliet is just a bunch of horny and stupid teenagers. I admire Shakespeare for showing us how stupid we can be in the face of love.* Izuku (Class 1C Midterms 2/20) taped his note to the wall as a reminder for everyone. He hoped Shinso wouldn't mind since this is his friend's house.

"Preach, you bastard. Love at first sight is complete bullshit." Shinso (Class 1C Midterms 4/20) raised a cup of apple juice as if it was a cup of beer and drank it. Mina (Class 1A Midterms 19/20) was thinking deeply on Akusero's essay and Tooru (Class 1A Midterms 16/20), as usual, was unreadable.

Izuku lightly tapped Mina with a rolled-up test paper to make her focus again. Math was her weakest point while it's his strongest. He discovered that his Accuracy Quirk given to him by All For One could be amplified by an advanced knowledge in Physics and Geometry to help with the angles of shots and calculating the wind drag. It's only a given that he studies hard on those subjects. He wonders if the first Civil War ever knew that.

"Ow!"

*That was a gentle tap, Mina!*

"If that was a gentle tap, I'm not even gonna ask what a punch feels like!" She rubbed her head, still not over getting how getting hit by a piece of paper can hurt that much.

*Oi, I would never hurt youuu.* Izuku screwed up the last line. He knew what was coming at Training Camp. No matter what he does, he will end up hurting her and himself. The best he could do was soften the blow. He can't help but blame himself for falling for this dweeb.

"The next thing you'll write is that you won't hurt me outside of Hero Training." Mina pointed at him accusingly and he stared at her with wide eyes like a deer in the headlights. He looked back down on his sentence, erased it, and gave a new response.

*Fair play.*

"You know me, babe." She winked at him flirtatiously, causing him to go red. He hid his face behind his notebook.

"You took down Todoroki in a 1v1 but you can't even maintain eye contact with your girlfriend? C'mon Akusero, that's pathetic." Shinso teased his friend, causing him to hide his face deeper into the notebook.

"On the side note, you wouldn't mind helping me with the Modern Arts Class, Hitoshi?" Tooru asked Shinso, causing Mina and Izuku to gawk at her, confusing the invisible girl. "…What? Something on my face?"

"When did you two get on the first name basis?" Mina asked curiously, giving her friend a sly smile. Tooru quickly understood the message and gave away a motion that looked like she was waving both her arms. It's really hard to tell what the invisible girl was trying to do.

"What? No. We just don't like to be the third wheel to your relationship." Shinso answered quickly before Mina could try anything funny. Izuku could care less whether his friends were dating or not. It's none of his business.

"Besides, Tooru got the hots for Ojiro," Shinso followed up with his statement. They couldn't see it, but they heard a loud smack after he said that. Shinso remained unfazed as his hair was somehow messed up. "Ow."

"J-Jerk!"

*You're playing wingman for Tooru?*

"Yeah. I got a feeling Ojiro doesn't trust me that much. Might as well help both of these two as a token of goodwill." Shinso shrugged before going back to whatever he was studying at the moment. After the short talk, they all went back to studying, with Izuku lecturing Mina for the entire time, much to the girl's relief.

Back to the exams but not quite yet…

"I REGRET A LOT OF THINGS!" Mina thought to herself as she ran away from the wrecking ball, alongside her partner, Kaminari. They were paired against the Principal. Akusero told her not to underestimate the rat. Kaminari, being Kaminari, did the exact thing Akusero told them not to do. The rat now has access to a wrecking ball. If Mina is accurate with her time, she was sure they have ten minutes left. Enough time to mentally prepare herself for a technique she has been training with.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!" Kaminari yelled beside her while covering his head. She didn't remember him being this unreliable, but she already knew how to buy enough time for themselves.

*THUD*

The two heard the wrecking ball break another building. The sound felt too close for comfort as Mina prepared her most corrosive acid. If Aizawa wants them to think this through, then she will have to do that heavy lifting.

"Kaminari, can you signal Nezu that we're here?" Mina asked her partner. Kaminari looked at her as if she had gone insane, looking like he's not willing to do it.

"Are you CRAZY?!"

"I got a plan. Trust me," She glared at him firmly, reassuring him that everything is going to be okay. Kaminari looked like he wanted to cry but he held that back in favor of using his electricity to create a bright signal. "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY NOW!"

Kaminari followed her instructions quickly as the deadliest acid that she could create start dripping out of her entire body. She prayed her suit would keep up, but there's no time. The wrecking ball broke through just in time for her to create an acid armor that looked like a deadly plush toy.

"ACID MAN!" She screamed at the top of her lungs as she closed her eyes. She waited for the wrecking ball to completely obliterate her but nothing happened. Mina opened her eyes and saw Kaminari staring at her in amazement. She quickly checked if her clothes are still intact, and it's safe to say that they are. She didn't waste any time as she signaled Kaminari to follow her to the gate, melting through walls until they both reached the end.

"Acid Queen and Chargebolt have passed their exams!" The robot announced as they passed the great. They excitedly cheered for themselves, managing to power through the Principal's mind games. With Tooru and Shoji taking care of Snipe, Mina only has to worry about Akusero and Shinso's respective examinations.

He tried every joke in the book. The dad jokes, the bad jokes, the cat puns, the hero puns, hell, even Amy Schumer jokes, but as he expected, it wasn't that funny. Now he had to resort to Yo Mama jokes.

"Yo Mama is like a chicken, cocks fly in and out!" He said as he desperately got out of the way of Ms. Joke's kick. He secretly cursed Aizawa for bringing her in as the secret tester. She did not laugh at any of his jokes that he offered. Unlike the others, he had to face this exam alone since his quirk is too effective to be used in a 2v1 situation. It all fell to insults that doesn't even hurt that much.

"Don't make me say the N-Word!" He warned her, only to receive a punch to the face. "Okay, that didn't work."

He thought about any possible weaknesses that he could exploit. Her combat abilities were almost on par with Aizawa's, who was better than him and Akusero. He had to find anything else. Luckily enough, his internship with them provided him with a topic that he'd use as a last resort.

"Must be hard to keep your mouth shut for so long, don't you think, Ms. Joke?" He dodged another punch and landed on a tree branch. He continued talking. "I don't mean the exam, I'm talking about your crush on Eraserhead."

She stopped for a split second before continuing with her attacks. It was at that moment that Shinso knew that he got her attention. Even if she does have her mask on, he knew she's biting her lip to keep her mouth shut. "Come on, it's really obvious. You got a crush on him just from looking at it. Why else do you always ask those marriage jokes? It's as if you wanna marry him for real!"

"I mean, rumors said that he's with one of the Pussycats. I'm leaning hard on Mandalay." He smiled in the last sentence, causing Ms. Joke to become more aggressive. "Just a few more lines and she's done for. Good thing the Pussycats were the first thing that came to my mind."

"Think about it! Mandalay became a single mother after her nephew got orphaned! She took him in and was hoping to give him a father figure. Do the math, what does Aizawa-sensei like? Cats. What is Mandalay's theme? Cats. He's a cat guy. Not to mention their sex tape." He emphasized his last phrase. He knew he won when her eyes widened on his last line.

"THEIR WH-?" Her arms fell limply to her sides as he caught her with his brainwashing. It's a good thing he didn't get caught in her Outburst Quirk. Laughing uncontrollably while trying to speak would be too hard. Then again, the teachers were ordered to hold back a lot. He placed the handcuffs on her, earning him the pass.

"Who's Joe have passed their exam." He quickly released Ms. Joke from her brainwashing.

"Huh wha-?! SEX TAPE?!"

"It's not legit. Trust me, it's not legit. I just needed you to talk, Ms. Joke. What else can get you talking?" He slowly explained to her that a Mandalay and Eraserhead would be near impossible to upload on the internet, let alone actually happen. She blinked at him for a while before she starts laughing.

"HAHAHAHAAH! That's actually a good one, kid!" She slapped him hard in the back, making him yelp in pain. "Hahaha, yeah, sorry, for that slap. Don't joke about some sex tape again or your dead, hahaha!"

"I wonder how Akusero is doing?"

Izuku was not doing well. He was recently kneed in the abdomen by the Symbol of Peace himself, launching him into a building via a window. Was it painful? That question would have the same vibe as 'Is the Pope a Christian?'. Yes was the answer to both. A guaranteed yes is the answer.

His partner, Bakugou, wasn't doing too well either. They both agreed to fight while running away, but, All Might was just too fast for them, even when weighed down by special cuffs. They had to try different methods. Both his shotgun and Sniper Rifle was destroyed in a single punch. Even when he shot at All Might, the hero simply punched the bullet away.

"Oi, you still conscious?" Bakugou held out his hand and Izuku hesitantly accepted, still uncomfortable with this version of his old friend. "He broke two of your guns, huh? Figures. Save that handgun when we need it. Have this."

Bakugou grabbed two grenades from his belt and tossed it at him. Izuku caught it easily while taking a look at it. One was a normal hand grenade with Bakugou's sweat as the fuel while the other was a flashbang. "That quirk-like aim of yours goes well with grenades, right?"

Izuku nodded, sure that the accuracy quirk also works with grenades, albeit with some difficulties. The Symbol of Peace stood outside of the building, smiling at them. He was challenging them to step out of the building and either face him or run away.

"Heh, who knew one way to solve quirklessness is gun skills? I'm amazed you didn't let people push you down. I wish my… no, he wasn't really my friend if I treated him like shit. I wish Izuku just had a little more grit."

"Boy, you don't know half of what you just said." Izuku thought to himself as he heard Bakugou. His grit was reborn when he joined the Resistance. He'll help Tomura change everything by destroying everything and building a new one. A world where people like them could live in peace along with everybody else.

Without warning, Bakugou blasted towards All Might, an explosion roaring to life from both his palms. "FLASHBANG!"

Izuku aimed and threw the flashbang, which exploded just above All Might's head. The Hero covered his eyes, giving Bakugou an opening to fire at him with a large explosion that came from both his gauntlets. The force pushed All Might back into a building, causing the entire structure to fall on him.

"RUN! RUN! RUN!" Bakugou yelled as the two made a break for it. "That'll hold him off for a while. I think we can make it to the- OOF!"

Bakugou was suddenly grabbed from behind, All Might, seemingly unharmed from Bakugou's attack. "GOOD TRY, BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

All Might yanked Bakugou up in the air and slammed him to the ground with a body press. Still conscious, Bakugou kept firing barrages of explosion on All Might while screaming at his partner. "RUN! FORGET ABOUT ME! I GOT YOU! RUN!"

After hearing that act of self-sacrifice, he's not just going to leave his old friend for dead. "Huh, you did change."

Izuku took out his revolver and removed five of the rubber bullets, replacing it with real ones. There was only one rubber bullet and five live bullets in his revolver. He memorized which is which. He fired one bullet to catch All Might's attention. The hero, not knowing the bullets are now real, smiled at him. "You think your rubber bullets can hurt me, Young Bara?"

He didn't talk back. He doesn't have to talk back. All he needed was to act, and so he acted. He aimed his revolver on his right hand and fired the shot. Ignoring the agonizing pain of a bullet leaving a hole in his right hand, he showed the wound to All Might, whose eyes widened in shock.

"YOUNG BARA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" The Symbol of Peace stood up leaving an unconscious Bakugou out for the grabs. Playing mind games, he aimed the gun first at All Might, and fired a warning shot, another live one. He never needed the two other live ones, since he knew the rubber bullets are next.

"I know Aizawa-sensei told us to treat the teachers like real villains, but at the end of the day, a hero will still act when needed. And now? I need him to act on my bluff." He aimed his revolver, 'Live and Let Die, to his head and gave All Might the most suicidal look he could muster. The Symbol of Peace, not taking any chances on a possible suicide, rushed at him.

"Gotcha." With luck and timing, he managed to catch All Might right in front of him. He quickly aimed his revolver at All Might's weak spot and fired point-blank. For the first time since that day All Might destroyed his dreams, the Symbol of Peace bled in front of him. The rubber bullet did not penetrate his weak spot, but it was close enough to feel like an actual bullet.

All Might, knelt in pain, clutching his weak spot while coughing out blood. That should leave the Symbol of Peace stunned for a long while. All Might's recovery wasn't the only time limit since he was also bleeding out from his self-inflicted bullet wound. Their handcuffs were destroyed long ago, courtesy of All Might, so he grabbed Bakugou's unconscious form and made a run for it to the gate.

He wasn't sure if he would make it, with the weight of an unconscious guy slowing him down, but he managed to pass out just as they passed the gate. He didn't hear any announcement and he wasn't sure if they passed or not. He just hoped for the best.

The students and the teachers stared at the screen in shock of what Akusero just did. They weren't shock by the fact that Akusero shot himself to get All Might's attention or the fact that he bluffed All Might with a suicide attempt. What truly left them in shock was the fact that a supposedly quirkless person made the Symbol of Peace bleed.

"N-No way…" Mineta muttered under his breath. They watched the medic bots take away the two final examinees to Recovery Girl.

"He just…"

"Well, isn't this surprising?" Principal Nezu couldn't help but find it odd that Akusero just knew which spot to hit All Might with. Certainly adds to Aizawa's suspicion, who was glaring at the screen. "Well, congratulations to those two for beating the odds. Give them my commendations, Eraserhead."

The exams were over but Aizawa's suspicion on Akusero continue to grow.

"HELL YEAH!" The League of Villains cheered upon hearing the good news from Izuku.

"Good job passing the exams, mate." Paul patted him on the back while raising his can of beer. Dabi raised his drink, Tequila Sunrise. Toga had tomato juice for her drink, while Tomura went with his usual Whiskey. Izuku himself had Milkshake. The newcomers, Compress, Twice, and Magne all had bourbon.

"GREAT JOB! YOU SUCK!"

"Good job, fellow villain."

"Congratulations on passing, honey."

"Yeah!" The other recruit, Spinner, weirded out both Paul and Izuku. The man with the lizard mutation wore a combination of their clothing. The lizard had threads on his mouth, which was taped on instead of actual stitches, had Paul's usual outfit, and guns similar to Izuku's. It's as if this guy is ripping off both of them.

Muscular brooded in the corner, smirking to himself. Mustard was busy polishing his own revolver while the final member, Moonfish, was apparently in one of Compress' ball containers. He was too dangerous to be let out. The TV turned on on its own to reveal the masked man known as 'Sensei'.

"Very well done, Izuku. Now, Kurogiri, would you mind transporting him to me? I have a reward that he might find useful." The Black Mist complied and quickly transported Izuku to All For One's location.

*bzztt… what is it… bzztt… Sen-sen-sensei… bzztt*

"Remember when Doctor Tsubasa took another one of your blood samples a week ago? He came with g-"

"GREAT NEWS!" The Doctor interrupted All For One, who was more amused than annoyed by the Doctor's enthusiasm.

"Your DNA has fully merged with Civil War's quirk factor, officially turning you into a quirked individual! Like most quirk users, you can now contain one last quirk. Of course, it can't be too powerful, or else, you'll end up like one of those Nomu." The Doctor explained while showing off a vial of his blood. That, however, gave Izuku and idea of what might happen next.

"Yes, Izuku, your guess is correct. I'll be giving you one final quirk."

*bzztt… something… bzztt… useful for… wvlilclockybzztt… close combat… bzztt* He quickly replied using his cassette recorder.

"Something to compensate for your weakness? Smart as always. Consider this as a reward to your passing of the Final Exam, and hurting All Might really bad, as well as thanks for those quirk analysis notebooks. I'm sure the doctor would have a fun time duplicating those quirks." All For One held Izuku's head in his hand and transferred another quirk.

Quirk: Remnant Decoy

Quirk Type: Emitter

When activated, upon movement, the user would leave a full-body clone of themselves that liquidizes instantly when hit. Can only be used twice per two hours.

"Now, as I have explained…TAKE THIS!" All For One suddenly goes in for a punch. On reflex, Izuku activated his other quirk and left a full body clone on himself. Upon getting hit, the clone becomes liquidized. "A defensive quirk that is very useful in close combat. Be careful not to use it accidentally, since it also destroys any appearance alteration you have, including my appearance alteration quirk. Of course, that wouldn't matter anyway since Training Camp would be your last week in becoming associated with UA. I do hope you soften the blow with that girl you are dating, I'm sure it will hurt her."

Izuku flinched when All For One mentioned Mina. He didn't forget about her, but he also doesn't want to think about it right now. He bowed his head to thank All For One for another quirk. "Oh, and one last thing, I don't blame you for becoming attached to someone who you might consider an enemy. Trust me, my brother was precious to me as well. You should end this before it ruins your focus. Then again, it's up to you."

And with that last piece of advice, Kurogiri transports him back to the bar.

{-To Be Continued...

There ya go. So yeah, Izuku gets two quirks in this Villain AU. Only two. Nothing else. It will never go beyond two. Anyway, training camp arc will be next so I hope all of you enjoy this one.