Total Drama: Crossing Trunks!
Episode 1: Off The Rails!
Part 6: Before The Battle Starts...
Where the drama really gets heated with these 6 teams that may or may not merge to be four pretty soon, but the first challenge is about to come up for all of them!
Wherever the bonus contestants care about not losing their position or not, this first challenge is going to be a really wild one for obvious reasons!
A battle for the chance to get a good prize and to not be eliminated!
Total Drama was back for reals and so was the chance to see the first actual challenge of the biggest season of this controversial show.
It didn't matter that the favourites were not happiest people about whatever Chris had cooked up or that the host was a terrible person, as that came with the territory.
Some contestants were definitely familiar with the challenge, as it was similar to what they've gone through.
"Now that you mention this does look like Pahkitew Island, where everyone had to build some unstable as hell places to live." Deadpool said. "At least we've got cabins."
"Yeah, I don't what I would, like, do without those cabins." Clover complained a bit. "I wouldn't be able to keep myself clean."
"Huh, good point. I also like to keep things washed." Deadpool remarked, not being serious.
"True, right, I mean there's some hot boys on this island." Clover said.
Deadpool just did a double take at that comment and Clover was just pointing the finger at Edgeworth, who didn't look like he wanted to be in that situation...and another one.
"For the last time, I will not do any cheating to win on television. Also, this is literally the first challenge." Edgeworth scoffed at Pinstripe.
"Listen, you would be full clear of the challenge. I'm a good aim and there's bound to be some laser guns there." Pinstripe was just carrying one on his shoulder.
"Good, then I will do whatever the challenge entails myself." Edgeworth said, giving a dirty look from Pinstripe.
Pinstripe growled, as all of the teams stopped to see what really was the first challenge and sans the gangster potoroo himself, he was very surprised.
There was some high-tech armour, ways to basically pin someone down for three seconds and another guy that was just there
"Are you joking? That's really the challenge?" Edgeworth glared at the potoroo.
"Sometimes, you've got to look ahead at the competition." Pinstripe remarked.
*Shulk's confessional*
This blonde mechanic was very much surprised.
"This has to be one of the strongest first challenges literally. Are we fighting in teams or just fighting for our teams?" Shulk thought about it. "Either way, this is a good chance for everyone to get used to each other."
*Harley's confessional*
Harley Quinn was just chuckling.
"Let me at 'em! I'll prove that I'm more of a team player than these other "team players" and I hit very hard very easily. Plus, no-one's going to give a shit because they'll all be hitting!" Harley was very angry.
*Confessional cut*
And Chris and Chef were now introducing the actual challlenge and it was pretty war-like, which would be a bit of a exaggeration...if it wasn't for it existing in Total Drama.
"Welcome to the first challenge of the biggest Total Drama season!"
Chris was just showing the 105 high-tech chestplates that were there to...well, the host is going to explain pretty succinctly.
"I know this is probably a weird challenge to choose, but trust me, I've got my reasons!"
Cassie, Heavy and Spy were a small part of the people that were raising their eyebrows at his own words.
"Each of these chest plates represents your team colour and you guys are going to battle to be the last team standing, basically!"
They each had variations of their team colour, but they were still generally the same colour for each team and they were all together and organised in boxes.
"So, how do we lose?" Sonic asked.
"You get knocked down for four seconds, you lose and to make sure that no-one gets killed, Chef's gonna pull ya! We're going to see some good fighting and/or battling!"
Some of the contestants were definitely not all on board for the challenge for some obvious reasons.
"Wait, are we fighting for real? This seems like a strange challenge." Isabella had to put it out there. "So...this is legal."
"Yeah, I have to agree with Isabella there." Phineas was a little cautious about this. "It's gonna be fun, but it's a bit crazy."
Ferb nodded with his stepbrother, as he was looking at what he could do for his team and so did Phineas...but as for the other players that were in this competition.
They were both surprised and very unbothered by the challenge.
"This is going to be a tough one to do." Tails said. "We're going to be fighting each other!"
"Wouldn't be the first time or even the tenth time." Yuri remarked to Tails, who was just motivated.
"Teams, get your vests on and plan or just talk, 'cause when it's go time, if your team isn't the top three, you're going to eliminate two contestants!" Chris shouted. "Trust me, you don't want to be there!"
A lot of people nodded and some others were pretty sure that they heard it.
"You got fifteen minutes! You know when it starts and you know when my words reach ya!" Chef commanded the contestants, as the chest plate crates were opened. "Now, go get your gear!"
Every contestant managed to get theirs and some odd feelings were pretty much confessional-worthy, most of them from people that were not super eager to fight.
"Strategize hard or else!" Chef warned the 102-strong cast of contestants.
Some of the players did salute the other co-host and Chef was just groaning at that.
*Craig's confessional*
The black kid was kinda excited.
"This is the first challenge?! Man, this show is really crazy and kinda cool!"
*Sora's confessional*
The spiky-haired kid was...also very excited in an odd way.
"What other wild challenges does this guy have? Just saying, this one's pretty cool." Sora remarked. "Sorry, Riku."
*Confessional cut*
Speaking of strategizing, the six different teams were going to six completely different places to do their own plans and make it way through the challenge to win the first one.
Some teams were just keeping it real simple for everyone to understand what was going on and the Gophers were one of them.
"We're going to beat up some of our rival teams like it's no big deal." Snufkin said. "I'm just gonna do things and chill."
"Don't just do both of these things at the same time. We're a team that needs to fight!" Ben Tennyson shouted, readying to throwdown. "Fight for our friends."
"Dude, what I can do?" Snufkin asked carelessly.
"I don't know, use your nature skills and stuff." Ben said, not really having an answer.
"Nah, I'll use my boots." Snufkin was just getting a lot of observant eyes. "They're big and I'm small."
"That could actually work pretty well, if you weren't able to fall down." Sonja just calculated, as Snufkin just kept on being himself.
"I've got nothing else, so it's worth a shot." Snufkin couldn't be backed out of the boot strategy.
"Wow, that's dumb and smart at the same time." Ben just scratched his head, as Snufkin shook his head. "We need to not lose, which is going to be harder than it looks."
"Especially since I haven't met them yet!" Isabelle exclaimed. "I'm not really much of a fighter."
"Makes sense." Doomguy remarked, flexing his own muscles without a problem.
Isabelle was understandably scared and a few others were a little bit nervous that that would be fighting people.
"We've got very strong members and understandably, they should be matched against similar strong people. Putting our weakest against those type of warriors would be cruel." Sonja just shook her head and huffed.
"This is perfectly in line with what the host would do." Mr. EAD stated, as the android was ready to help out. "I'll defend our team."
"Sounds pretty cool." Ben said. "I'm going to do what I usually do."
Ben was about to check for some aliens, but then he realised something.
"Yeah, I don't think this vest is gonna survive being worn by an alien. Also, still wouldn't feel right to win."
"I'm 100 percent sure that this ain't just a simple challenge!" Kate just crossed her arms. "This host's a weird man."
"We've got no choice anyways, so it's time to do the challenge." Sonja stated.
*Axl's confessional*
The robot was just feeling awkward.
"So, it's kinda hard to do this challenge when you all have is basically throwing laser stuff or weapons that hurt really badly. Still got many weapons that aren't super lethal or anything...so forget that I said anything." Axl said with a cheeky smile.
*Shermie's confessional*
The red-haired wrestler had a weird smile on her face.
"Hehehe, this is going to be a really fun challenge." Shermie chuckled. "You know, bringing the slamdown on people that kinda deserve it."
*Confessional cuy*
As for the yellow team, they were pretty much chilling for the fifteeen minutes...sitting-wise for the energy that was radiating from the team was anything but laid back.
They were sitting next to each other in a circle, but there wasn't going to be any stories being told.
"Alright, Wario's about to kick butt and Wario knows that your butts can kick as well!" Wario shouted.
"Yeah, what's the trouble about kicking butt?" Giovanni asked.
"Tell me about it, pink-haired guy."
"I'm a boss around this team!"
These two were more than determined to bring on the motivation that was already within this team.
"So, it's about to be some kind of free-for-all bullshit tourney. I've got this one in the bag." Kyo just remarked.
"Pretty much, but you're not the only one that's going to sweep everyone." Yamcha was going in for a fist bump.
"Geez, we're fighting defenseless kids. This show is some kind of dumb." Kyo stated, ready to do some trouble. "At least most of these guys can fight!"
"Yeah, there's going to be some kind of good fighting in here. I don't care if no-one asked for this, we're going to be kicking ass!" Giovanni shouted, as though the contestants were not that motivated.
"Alright, alright, I know that we're about to kick ass. How are we going to do it, though?" Chuck asked, getting tired of the ass-kicking platitudes.
"With the proper techniques and movement. Some of these contestants are stronger than tornadoes!" Sandy remarked, seeing that some of the guys were firing beams at tress. "See that."
"I can see that Goku's letting loose." Yamcha said, feeling pretty scared. "Uh, I'm going to bring these hands to everyone, though."
"I don't see you shooting beams!" Sandy was just happy to make Yamcha do it.
"I can in the fight." Yamcha was just feeling confident about his scratching hands. "Vector, you got something?"
"I can blow bubbles that trap people." Vector just remarked, as the green crocodile was willing to show it off by blowing it.
Yamcha and Tomo both chuckled at the attack and then the crocodile showed it off to a can and because he had a weird brand or because of his absurdly bad breath, the bubble exploded on the can strongly.
The can was blown really far and that was about it, but some of the guys noticed how crazy that was.
"Lame power!" Tomo yelled, as Wario was just thrown off completely.
*Tomo's confessional*
The Japanese girl was ready to show the obvious in Japanese, which there was accurate subtitles.
"I can't believe that this guy is using blowing bubblegum as a weapon. I'm pretty sure that he is an idiot, because I can punch that can ten times as hard!"
*Wario's confessional*
The fat entrepreneur and treasure hunter had some positive choice words for him.
"Some random high school idiot says that this is lame, but Wario says that this guy's thinking smart. A win for Wario's team is Wario's win and that croc's winning right there!"
*Confessional cut*
Vector then proceeded to show off a bit, blowing bubbles all around him to hit some more quickly set down...cans and some of them were plain impressed and others were still disgusted.
"This can't be real. It's like I'm on TV doing acting things." Craig was plain surprised.
"Yeah, it's very real." Vector just let Craig come to his own thoughts.
"Nah, it's cool." Craig said, willing to take the more reasonable explanation.
"Alright." Vector stated. "It actually makes sense that way."
These two were more than willing to just leave at that, as there was some other dudes that were looking at them.
And the red team had Spy doing his own job, as they were not talking about the war that was about to go down within the whole island...but talking about getting through the whole challenge.
Besides that, the team players were there to prepare themselves and to also get to know each other more.
"I can't believe that this is the first challenge. We're just fighting some cute guys and not cute people." Clover was shocked. "That's really awesome."
"Blondie, we're not going to give them any mercy, so they're not going to be cute anymore!" Pinstripe shouted.
"We're knocking them down, not punching them in the face!" Clover rebutted.
"Yeah, that's some obvious bull." Pinstripe scoffed at the Malibu girl.
Clover pouted, as some of the teams' main guys were trying to motivate the guys that were sitting down to be meditating and focusing their minds on the battle ahead.
"What are we going to do against the other teams? They've got powers beyond worlds and probably some other random stuff." Panchito said. "I've got an gun hiding a taco."
"That's...definitely one way to use your gun." Margaret said, surprised that he took it.
"Does anyone want a taco? Kinda can do something." Panchito was just trying to give it out.
"Nope." Margaret said, looking at the questionable taco. "Save it for getting hungry."
"Well, I'm kinda hungry, but there's not enough time to eat it." Panchito stated, as the guy was saving it. "Alright-"
"That must smell like some guy's butt. We need to kick butt, win this and eat good!" Squirrel Girl exclaimed. "And some of us are probably wanting to do all of that!"
Panchito wanted to do some eating while he was standing, as the clock was counting down pretty damn quickly and things finally got started.
"No mentions needed. We're about to kick those banditos out of the winners' seats!" Panchito exclaimed. "Was talking about those shady guys."
"I'll back you up on that one!" Squirrel Girl said, having a few squirrels. "Gotta talk with my peeps."
Panchito just saw her talk to her squirrels and understandably was a little bit confused, but Pinstripe saw something else.
*Pinstripe's confessional*
The gangster weasel was sitting like he had something planned.
"She has to be some kind of crazy to do that and let me tell you, she's going to be the best distraction. You ever dealt with squirrels? I don't even know what they are, but they're like annoying lackeys that can't talk, for sure!" Pinstripe said.
*Harley Quinn's confessional*
Harley was getting tired of not hitting people.
"Come on, where's the knocking them down and sending them out of the battle? I'm getting real tired of waiting for the challenge to start." Harley groaned.
*Confessional cut*
With that being said, there was one guy that was leading the pack and was happy to do so.
"Alright, team, we just need to win this one! I think we've got a good set of teammates and good set of skills, so we've got a good chance to win this!" Shulk shouted confidently. "I just...don't what know to do, though."
"We just have to keep our butts from getting kicked." Max said.
"Right on, dude. This challenge's kinda scary, but it shouldn't be that hard." Sora was just ready for it. "Because I'm not scared."
"We should be careful, some of these guys are willing to do anything, though." Shulk had a cool head and an even cooler sword.
With that being said, there was one final announcement that was there for some obvious reasons and it didn't come from Chris for reasons.
"Y'all need to know when you lose, you out! There ain't no exceptions! They ain't gonna hear you shouting tips 'cause they're gonna be up against some powerful fool!" Chef shouted. "Two minutes left!"
The purple team wasn't really super happy about that because they were sitting around and being all chill without much trouble.
Or as much trouble as Iori, Gintoki and Johnny Bravo were doing at the moment, as Cindy could attest to.
"Hey, good looking, you seen a zombie somewhere?" Johnny Bravo asked.
"No, I hope not." Cindy replied.
"You know, I'm ready to show these zombies these!" Johnny just flexed his own body.
"Okay, you've told me that before. Just focus on beating the other guys in the other teams." Cindy was nervous, trying to get Johnny away from her.
"Yeah, you survived a bunch of zombies, so I trust ya!" Johnny just clicked his fingers towards Cindy and moved away from her. "Man, some people can't apperciate help."
Johnny did make the mistake of walking into Iori's back and he looked like he didn't care.
"What, you don't look while walking?!" Iori growled.
"Geez, I'm sorry for walkin'!" Johnny didn't want to apologize. "You gonna kill me over it or not?"
"What do you think of me, dumbass?" Iori said. "Either way, just stay out of my way."
"I wasn't even going to be in ya' way, anyways!" Johnny shouted, as Iori just calmly nodded his head.
The self-proclaimed team leaders were just seeing this and sighing at the "liabilities" that were pretty much making the whole entire team worse by being dumb.
Axl Low was there because he was not willing to let being on a table slip by him, especially since he couldn't rock out.
"I'm just gonna pretend to do something." Axl Low stated, just wiping his chains.
"Some of these contestants are absolutely ruffians of the highest level and don't even have anything to back it up." Azwel practically had a manical smile on him.
"Wow, you don't say. Honestly, what do you want me to do, you alchemist?" Barker asked, who wasn't exactly into sabotage. "Sabotage?!"
"Maybe we should. Those buffoons won't help us anytime soon!" Captain Hook shouted loudly. "That Johnny fellow is also quite stupid, but we are a crew first."
"Honestly, do you have any idea on how to deal with a man like him? Practically, a barbarian." Azwel remarked, as the others were confused. "Besides, I have swords."
"We literally have no time to argue." Axl Low remarked. "If you wanna sit down more-"
The first horn sounded.
"Move into ya positions or be moved!"
Axl Low didn't lose track of his thoughts.
"-then you can lose on your own terms."
"Smee, get everybody into the fighting place!"
*Azwel's confessional*
The alchemist with weird sickly skin had some choice words for some choice people.
"Honestly, if they're more focused on causing trouble for our group than for their groups when the opportunity comes to eliminate them, then they shall be eliminated! They're wasting their own potential." Azwel angrily spoke. "That old man, though, has me suspicious, though."
*Axl Low's confessional*
Axl also had some choice words, though he wasn't angry at all.
"So, some alchemist guy starts complaining about how those guys were being terrible or whatever, but then he goes and just takes toilet water out. I don't really care, it's probably rumours, but he should shut up for a second." Axl said, grinning the whole way through.
*Confessional cut*
All six teams were all set up on their own huge mats on the massive patch of grass and Chris was just happy to say what's up.
"You know the rules, don't go off the island, don't kill each other, grip or slam your enemies to make them lose and four seconds or you're out!" Chris actually made things surprisingly simple. "The bottom three has to drop two contestants, while the top team gets something good!"
Weirdly enough, Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes were pretty much there and people could definitely see them, but they were also hidden.
Everyone was there for the simple announcement, the battle that were probably ready for and speaking of announcements...
"While everyone's ready to do some fighting, the episode stops here! Come back next time or very soon for the first challenge AKA the battle for the Emblem of Chris...on Total Drama: Crossing Trunks!"
...the battle was going to have to wait for next episode, but it was going to be a tough one.
To be continued in the second episode, where a battle for the McLean-blem will really ensue and all six teams are to battle it out to not lose and to really win with weapons and punches!
Which team will win, as they've got their own set of skills!
Will it be the Rhinos with their skill diversity, the Ostriches with their utter strength, the Yaks with their odd strategies, the Gophers with their team of simple, but effective players, the Seabass with their teamwork power or the Panthers with the ability to exploit a bad situation?
One of them will!
Three of them are going to lose members!
And the bonus contestants are in for a risky time, as per everyone else!
Either way, Episode 2 will be coming soon!