Soilightaus16-17
It's okay, and I know what you can call the baby Paperjam,)
Me: okay girls what should be the boys punished?
Errorlight:*smiles evilly as she summons her strings* found your answer
Inklight: no! We are NOT doing that!
Errorlight:ugh... fine! Your no fun*unsummons them*
Crosslight:* has an idea* what about Vanossgaming?
All the girls: Yas!
Soilight: well good luck with that, while I talk with the janitor and I hope he likes my CLASSIC of puns and I cannot forget about my whoopee cushion *as she puts it on her hand and when she walks away*
Some of the girls snickers at her pun as Purplelight groans of the pun*
Me:alright then...oh question to Ammolite, what give you an idea of making Crimetale?
(Me: First things first...the question)
Ammolite was just sitting there eating a sugar wafer when a text box opened up in front of her. She smiled. "Finally a question." She read it aloud. "Ammolite, what gave you the idea of making crimetale?" She thought back. "Well when I didn't have anything better to do I would watch a crime show called NCIS. I figured since there was no au's for that I could make one based off the show. Trust me I looked for NCIS and Undertale crossover...Nothing with the AU sanses being the agents...Plus there was the Great rouge (Creator of NAJ, Pj's daycare, And Quest for the ink machine.) Who inspired me with all her works of au sanses living in one big au." Erratum peeked into the room she was in, "That's your big inspiration? Wow I expected something more...Like you like crime shows and decided to make it into an au...Sure as hell explains the drama." Ammolite started laughing. "Maybe I should make one based off Scrubs." Erratum chuckled. "Please do." Ammolite laughed. "Nightmare could be Doctor Cox. While Dream or Melody would be JD." She said laughing harder. Erratum shook his head and went back to what he was doing. A figure showed up behind Ammolite...
With the crew (Ink and Error aren't there since they are getting stuff for Jammy)
Nightmare and Melody sat down confused when Dream brought up the fact that he had another one of those emails. The others were calm about it but the two that weren't present had no idea about what was going on. Dream pushed play on the video...
*epic futuristic sound effect*
*An animated hand shows a baby Vanoss*
Vanoss: GIVE BIRTH!
It started showing things for merchandise so Dream skipped those slightly annoyed.
Wildcat: Nogla explain why us Americans celebrate thanksgiving.
Nogla: THANKSGIVING is very simple. Long long ago there was a time when America...was not America. And than Americans came into America and made it into America. And thus...'merica was born. And that's why you celebrate Tanksgiving.
Laughter rang throughout the room as Nightmare shook his head. "That was not how America was made." He said his inner bookworm coming out. Before he could make an entire 3 hour lecture about how America was bored the video continued.
407: Wrong...but okay.
Everyone: *Laughs as the scene cut into the actual game.*
407: This is the part where we all go around saying what we're grateful for.
Nogla: I'm grateful for JO AND TONY.
It showed pictures of two puppies and everyone resisted the urge to coo and say how cute they are.
Vanoss: Of course you are.
Wildcat: I'm grateful I have pants, and that I still have my helmet.
407: I'm grateful for click bait titles
People tried to disarm Nightshade who wanted to shoot the computer, because she was click baited too many times. "Jeez sis calm down!" Melody said taking the gun.
Vanoss: *Shoots Scotty*
Melody gestured to the screen. "See. He did it for you." She said as Nighthade sat down glaring at the screen.
Vanoss: And I'm grateful for my close cousins the turkeys for taking the sacrifice every year.
Nogla: Taking the hit?
Basically: I'm grateful for all of my friends
"Wow this guy is nice." Dream said with a small smile while Blue agreed with him.
Nogla: You bitch.
Dream and Blue's jaws both dropped open before Dream aimed his gun at the computer. "DREAM THAT'S YOUR COMPUTER!" Dust said while Blue summoned a giant hammer and prepared to destroy the poor computer. (Computer: What did I ever do to you guys ;-;) Later they both were calm and Melody pushed play.
Basically: SO to determine who's death..whoever eats the most turkey becomes death.
Reaper snorted. "You wish." He said smirking while Geno inched away from him looking annoyed. "Nobody can look as sexy as me." Every body rolled their eyes/sockets and continued watching.
Nogla: No whoever eats the least. becomes death
Vanoss: OKAY TRY THAT AGAIN!
Basically: Okay whoever eats the least amount of turkey becomes death
Once again Reaper scoffed. "More like becomes dead." Everybody sighed and ignored him.
407: Okaay
Vanoss: Okay are ya ready?
Wildcat: This is not the America way-
Vanoss: I'M HUNGRY!
Nogla: WE GET IT
Vanoss: I'M...hungry.
Basically (Or 407): Alright your ready in 3, 2, 1
*Insert idiots eating turkeys*
Nightmare shook his head clearly a little amused while the other Nightmare just watched this with a 'Wtf?' expression.
Vanoss: I ate so much turkey. *Shows Vanoss as a fucking giant*
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Melody said.
Vanoss: I have 800 health.
*Insert totally not undertale checking revealing that 407 is death*
(Me: You know what lets skip to my favorite part)
Everybody was clutching their stomachs in laughter...hell even Geno who was actually crying of laughter as yet again someone was killed from the knives in the walk way. "I-I can't stop." Nightshade said burying her face in her arms to muffle her laughter while Melody fell off her chair. "Okay I'm done." Nightmare said.
Wildcat: *Gets killed* WHAT THE SHIIIIT
Nightmare just laughed again while everyone laughed harder...
The chapter ended since our dear Ammolite was to lazy to type out the rest. *Ace appears right in front of you* I'm glad to see you again, Anyways if you can give a guess on who appeared behind Ammolite (Thought it should be obvious) Than you will get a shout out ;) * he winked at the readers again before vanishing*