19. Convo 2
"So, I heard you and Sakura-chan are doing it every night? You bastard."
"WHAT?"
"Her neighbors gossiping about you and Sakura-chan's late night rendezvouses, which I might add, with graphic details that can put Kakashi's beloved book to shame."
"THE HELL?"
"I doubt the details though, but yeah.. Seeming that you were never home at night, no, don't deny it, I've searched for you there last night to prove your innocence, but not even a faint of your chakra was there, so I think you do spend time in Sakura-chan's, doing sins and such."
"Are you done? Or do you want to lose another arm?"
"Look, I am a married man, Sasuke, so I know what two people who are in love with each other do when they are alone in the night. And I won't judge."
"Get out of here, Dobe."
"Whoah, whoah.. No need to chidori me! I just want to say that I am happy for both of you! Like finally, we though you were gay or something, which is ok, too. But really on a serious note, I just want to say, be careful.. OKAY OKAY, I'M OUT!"