First of all, sorry for not uploading recently. I'm somehow getting MORE work at stay-at-home school because I wAsN'T stREsSeD oUt eNouGh aLReaDy I gUeSs

Also, as this request is less of a skill and more of a headcanon, I will now take headcanon requests.

Happy Easter.

(No exclamation point because sOmeOnE [cough sister cough] ate six eggs worth of peanut M&Ms and my mother thinks I'm lying about it and that I ate it myself like iF I COULD EAT THAT MUCH CANDY WE WOULD BE HAVING A WHOLE NEW SET OF PROBLEMS.)

Sorry about the rant, I'm still steaming over it.

Bye!

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-BABYSITTING-

"THE HELL DID YOU SAY, HORSEFACE?"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST EFFING CALL ME, TITAN-BOY?"

"H-hey, maybe you guys should stop-"

"Just let them fight, Armin."

"But, Mikasa-"

"Eren can heal. He'll be fine."

Levi rubbed his temples, annoyed at the noise level he thought could only be achieved by Shitty-Glasses. Jesus.

"All of you shut up," he finally snapped, grey eyes narrowing. "You're making so much damn noise."

Jean sighed and plopped down into a chair as Eren moved to his seat between Armin and Mikasa.

Sasha groaned. "But Captain! Connie and I were betting on who was going to win!"

"Stop whining."

"Captain Levi!"

"I said stop whining, brat."

"Aww, come on!"

Levi suddenly felt a strong urge to slam his head onto the table. He resisted with some difficulty.

Remembering what Erwin had told him, he straightened up and lifted his gaze back to the brats.

"I know you like to babysit them, Levi."

"Actually, no, I hate it."

Hange poked his cheek from where they sat in front of the Commander's desk.

"Well, that doesn't matter. They're to be under your surveillance for their break today."

"Fine- tRY TO POKE ME AGAIN AND I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE BORN-"

They had poked him anyway.

They sat in silence for a few more minutes before Connie muttered, "Why is it so warm in here?"

"For once he's right-"

"Hey-"

"It is getting warmer in here."

Sasha shrugged off her jacket as the others did the same. Levi pulled his off as well, but he folded it neatly and put it beside him.

A breeze came through the castle window and several people sighed in contentment.

"I wish we could go outside. It's so beautiful out."

"It's not beautiful inside a titan's stomach."

Eren raised a hand. "I can reinforce that, as I have been inside a titan's stomach."

"Really? You have?"

"What's it like?"

Levi looked outside at the sun and the sky.

I still half-expect to see rock, he thought idly, but pushed that thought away.

He glanced back at his quarreling squad and fought down a small smile.

Maybe I do like babysitting them... only a little.

Then Sasha's boot hit his head and those thoughts vanished in an instant.