Ogens POV:

"come on, Ogen! One more time!"

I'm amazed by her! Her strength, her movements and those amazing things she does with her chakra! Wow, my sister's really awesome. "Don't just stand there! Fight me!"

There we are, training outside the village. It's my 10th day in Konoha. I kinda like this place but I'd say it's too warm for me and the sun hurts my eyes. Akari says I'll get used to it pretty fast.

Since we got here she's been teaching me all sorts of stuff, like how to do grocery shopping and how to wash dishes. Also, Akari and her friends drink a lot, like every night. I still don't understand why they enjoy drinking that disgusting stuff, makes me feel dizzy.

"Ogen!" She yelled at me.

"Yes, sister!"

"Stop daydreaming! I don't have the whole day!" She looks exhausted. We've been training for hours. She had a few attempts to teach me some ninjutsu, but I find it hard.

"Hey guys!" That's him. My sister's boyfriend, whatever that means.

"Naruto, what are you doing here?" She giggled and jumped on his body. She's weird. She always gets happy when she sees him and they lick each other a lot. I saw some dogs in the streets the other day, they were doing the same thing. It started with licking each others faces then they moved to the butts. oh, I wonder if they..

"Naruto stop.." Akari whispered and her face got red. They stopped licking each others faces. "My brother's watching, it's awkward."

"Yea, right!" He scratched his head and smiled. Why did they stop? "How's your training going, Ogen?" He asked me.

"Uh, okay I guess. I don't like hitting my sister though."

"You're not hitting me Ogen! It's just training!" She laughed. "So how come you're here Naruto? I thought you were busy working."

"I needed a break. Shikamaru will take over. So now that I have a day off, wanna go out with me?"

"Like on a date?" My sister blushed again.

"Yea, come to think of it, we never got a chance to go on a proper date." And now he blushed too. I sat on the grass, listening to their conversation.

"I'd love to, but I have to go on a mission in an hour."

"I'll take care of that! Your boyfriend is the Hokage after all!"

"Is that okay?"

"Yea, totally! And I thought..." and he got all red, scratching his head. "Maybe you could stay at my place tonight?"

I guess that means doing lot more of that licking thing they do. They always seem to hide it from me. I don't understand why. Dogs do it all the time and everyone's watching.

"What about Ogen? I'm afraid he'll burn the house down if I leave him alone for a night." She whispered to him.

"He'll be fine! Right, Ogen?" Akaris boyfriend looked at me with a weird face expression. He was hiding behind Akari nodding his head like crazy. I guess he wants me to say yes.

"Oh, yes, right!" I said.

"Thank you!" He whispered. "Okay! Then I'll dismiss you off of your mission, Akari."

I couldn't help but wonder. I had to ask her. We were heading home from the training ground. It was getting dark.

"Akari, can I ask you something?"

"Huh? Yea."

"What's a date?" She chuckled.

"It's when two people, that really like each other go out to have a dinner or to have drinks together and have a good time."

"Got it, so can we go on a date?" She stopped walking.

"Hold your horses!"

"I don't have any horses.." I mumbled. She facepalmed.

"We can't go on a date, Ogen, we're siblings and siblings don't do stuff like that! They don't go on dates, they don't undress in front of each other and they don't stare at their sisters when they make out with their boyfriends!" Her voice got louder. She seemed frustrated.

"Licking?"

"It's not licking Ogen! It's kissing!"

"Oh..." I let my head down. She was mad at me.

"I'm sorry for yelling at you." She said after a while. "I'm really exhausted and I lost it."

"It's okay! You can go on a date with the Hokage and have a good time!" I smiled trying to comfort her.

I guess it was my fault she was feeling this way. I stole her time. Ever since I got here All she did was train me and go on the missions, that she didn't like. She was always grumpy and tired. So I decided to give her the time she deserved. I can do this! I can survive a day on my own!

As soon as Akari left I went out for a walk. I like watching people do all kinds of things, but they always scream at me and call me names like "idiot" and "pervart". One woman even slapped me in the face when I was trying to read what was written on her shirt. These people are strange.

"Hey, Ogen! What are you doing here all by yourself?" It was Kosuke walking towards me with Hikaru.

"I was just walking around."

"Where's Akari?"

"She's on a date with Naruto to do more lick.. I mean, kissing." Their faces got confused.

"I don't even wanna know!" Hikaru looked away.

"Oh, I do!" Kosuke started to poke me. "Come on, you gotta tell me what sorts of things they're doing!"

"They kiss a lot and.."

"Oh, just shut up, Ogen!" Hikaru covered my mouth. "I don't want to hear it. What's wrong with you Kosuke?! She's like a sister to you!"

"She might be like a sister to me but she's still a girl." Kosuke crossed his arms. "Plus, we're not related."

"You know what Naruto will do to you if he finds out?! He'll odama rasengan you, Kosuke!" I had absolutely no idea what that meant, but Kosuke got really scared. His face started to sweat.

"Why did she have to date Hokage out of all the guys in the village?!"

"So Ogen, wanna join us for some ramen?" Hikaru asked me with a smile.

So I left with them since I had nothing else to do.

We met Kakashi at the ramen shop. He was reading that book he always carried around.

"Oh I know that book!" I couldn't help but shout. Kakashi seemed surprised.

"You do?!"

"Yes! That's the book my sister likes to read!"

"Akari likes to read make out paradise?!" Kosuke and Hikaru freaked out.

"She has the whole bunch of those in her bedroom! She enjoyes it a lot! It makes her giggle and blush, and sometimes her nose starts to bleed. I thought it was making her sick but she said there's nothing to worry about. She's really into that stuff!"

"Akari's into that stuff?!" Hikaru and Kosuke screamed and fell on the floor with their noses bleeding.

"What's wrong?" I asked, but they weren't able to speak. So I turned to Kakashi. "Can I read that?"

"No, actually, you can't. You're too innocent." He closed the book and put it away.

"What do you mean innocent?" I asked.

"How do I put it..." kakashi scratched his mask. "Have you ever been with a woman before?"

"Of course!"

"Seriously?!"

"Yes! I'm always with Akari! She's a woman!" Kakashi facepalmed. What's with him? He asked and I answered.

"I didn't mean.. please, don't ever say that again. That's just.."

I was being consumed by rage. I was so tired of being a stranger to them. And no one ever explained what I did wrong. I hit my fists on the table.

"Why don't you teach me, then?!"

"Huh?"

"Don't just make fun of me! Teach me! I want to know everything!" Kosuke and Hikaru jumped and wrapped their arms on my shoulders.

"Your prayers have been heard, brother. You're coming with us!"

"Well..." Kakashi got up and waved at us. "Have fun guys."

"You're not coming with us?" I asked.

"Mayumi will make us tear our eyes out by our own hands, we don't want that, right?"

"You're about to step into the adult world, are you ready?!" I've never seen Hikaru like this before. He was always quiet, but now it's like he's a different person. He was smiling with his teeth showing.

We stepped in, changed into bath robes and got into the hot springs. Finally, something that wasn't a shower.

I took my robe off.

Guys seemed shocked when they saw me.

"Should we kill him?" Kosuke whispered to Hikaru. "We don't have a chance next to him!"

"Come on, we're not that bad! Actually we're hot!"

"Look at the guy, Hikaru! If we teach him stuff, he'll take our girls from us!"

"Everything okay?" I asked and stepped in the water. They avoided looking at me. "I have a question. How come it's okay to undress around you guys? The other day Akari and Mayumi seemed really mad at me for doing that around them."

"No wonder Mayumis flirting with you if she saw that..." Hikaru mumbled.

"What's flirting?"

"We have a lot to talk about!"

They explained things I wish I'd never known.

"You mean, I've been saying things like that?!" I screamed. "What have I done?!"

"He really is an alien, you know?" They laughed at me.

"And.. Akaris doing that right now?!" I was freaking out.

"Calm your tits, we don't know exactly what she's doing." Said Hikaru.

"But I wish we did." Kosuke mumbled and got hit in the face by Hikaru.

"She's like a sister to you, perv!"

"So what?! We had a thing when we were younger!"

"You had a thing with my sister?! She's like a sister to you!" I pointed my finger at him, shouting.

"We're not related!"

"Guys, please get in the water, I'm seeing stuff I shouldn't be seeing and I don't like it at all!" Hikaru yelled at us.

We got back in the water and crossed our arms.

"By the way, she was my family before you showed up so stop stealing my non-related sister from me!" Kosuke hissed at me.

"Seriously? Now he's jealous." Hikaru facepalmed.

As we were talking some naked girls stepped in the water with us.

"Ah, guys! What do I do?! What do I do??"

"Just relax, dude!" I looked at one of them. Her breasts were huge and jiggly. I hid behind Hikaru. Suddenly he freaked out and hit me.

"Don't fuckin stand behind me while you're naked!"

"Sorry! I'm freaking out!" The girls were getting closer. Her huge breasts were coming towards my face. My nose started to bleed. "Guys, help me! Help me now! I'm injured!" I was screaming until her breasts consumed my face.

It was late. We were at the bar. I had drank too much. Now I understand them, this.. alcohol does make one feel easier.

"My life will never be the same..." I mumbled. "I

wish I stayed home." I banged my head on the table.

"Soon you'll start to enjoy things like that." Hikaru placed his hand on my shoulder.

"I don't even wanna see girls anymore!" They both moved their chairs far away from me as I said it. "How am I gonna look into my sisters eyes?! Now that I know everything!"

"Hey guys, what are you mumbling about?" It was Mayumi and Kakashi. I jumped from my seat.

"Don't come near me, you... you woman!"

"What's wrong with him?" She asked the boys. They shrug.

"The things you've been telling me! You... you monster!"

"So you guys gave him the talk." Kakashi nodded.

"I guess we went a little overboard." They chuckled.

"You didn't..."

"Yea, we did."

"That explains it." Kakashi sat next to them. Mayumi was staring straight into my eyes. She was smiling like a demon.

"Wanna come home with me, pretty boy? I have candy!"

"No stay away from me!"

"Hey guys! You're all here!" Naruto and Akari walked in.

"Weren't you on a date?" Mayumi asked her.

"We decided to have a few drinks. Well since you're all here, let's go crazy." She sat next to me. I tried not to look at her. I was reliving through every moment. When I found her and Naruto in the hallway at night, when she was reading those filthy books, when she walked around the house with those boobs of hers. I was disgusted. "What's wrong, Ogen?! You seem weird."

"Oh by the way Akari, Ogen told us about your pervy book collection." Said Kosuke with a smirk.

"What do you mean?" She blushed.

"So you're into that stuff, huh?" He teased her. Akaris face was on fire. Everyone was looking at her. "Come on, there's nothing to be ashamed of, we're all perverts here!"

"Ogen!!!" She crushed the glass in her hand. Her hair and eyes got white. She got scary!

"Akari, I swear I had no idea that you were a pervert!"

"Ogen!!!"

"I didn't even know what you did with Naruto until now!"

"Ogen I'll kill you!!!" I got up and ran, she chased me around the bar.

Mayumi sat next to Kakashi and ordered drinks. She was about to have fun.

"You guys..." Naruto got between Kosuke and Hikaru. His voice was deep and scary. "What did you just say about Akari?!"

"It was all Kosuke! Dude, I tried to stop him, but he wanted to know more about Akaris dirty fantasies!" Said Hikaru.

"Woah! Don't blame it on me! You're just as guilty as I am!" Kosuke tried to defend himself.

"Weren't you one who had a thing with her when you were younger?!"

Naruto was standing between them listening to the conversation. His eyes were burning with fire.

"It was just a kiss! Didn't even mean a thing!"

"Kosuke!" Hikaru stopped him. "I think you went a little overboard." They both looked at Naruto with an awkward smile.

"ODAMA RASENGAN!"

"Oh well..." Kakashi shrug.

"You know what I'm thinking?" Mayumi took a sip.

"The second book, page 47?"

"Oh yes!" She said with a smirk.

"Let's go!"

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