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"Dodge this ucnwle!" Adrian shot a couple of darts from his mounted Vulcan EBF-25 blaster making Jaune roll behind a chair in a hurry ejecting his empty magazine.

"Last chance munchkin! Give up and this doesn't have to end with bloodshed!" Jaune called out loading his Raider CS-36 blaster slamming the massive drum with a satisfying click.

"Nevwer! The chocwate chip Cookies will be mine!" Adrian said in defiance from his makeshift bed fort. Jaune leaped out firing multiple shots trying to hit Adrian but his weapon jammed leaving him out in the open like a guy with his dick out in the middle of a fight. Adrian pulled the trigger of his Vulcan peppering Jaune with a barrage of nerf bullets, the Arc overexaggerating each impact letting out a wail of fake pain that would make an actor jealous.

"GAH! NO! HE GOT ME! OH WHY?!" Jaune fell onto his back twitching a few times before going limp Adrian jumped up and down cheering walking proudly to the package of Chips Ahoy cookies that was resting in the middle of their battlefield taking one out munching at it happily sitting down on his uncle's chest. He grabbed another one and put it on Jaunes face giggling as his uncle tried to use his tongue to eat the cookie failing miserably.

"Dang it! I'm just gonna eat it!" Jaune sat up, shifting Adrian onto his lap and eating the cookie in one bite.

"Sho...what else you wanna do bud?" Jaune swallowed the treat looking at his nephew wrack his brain for activities. The young boys eyes lit up before screaming in joy.

"Spiwder-man game!" The Arc nodded knowing exactly what Adrian wanted to do. He walked over to his PS4 popping in his Spider-man disc loading the game up. Adrian hobbled over picking up the controller bouncing up and down in his seat.

"Ready to beat some bad guys up Adrian?"

"Heck yeah!" Jaune smirked pressing start to let his nephew play.

(Downstairs)

"Ok bitches! You're gonna be forged into Arc women! Since there's so many of us you'll have one on one teachings by the Arc sister we assign to you! First thing on the list is cooking! We know you all rely on Jaune too much when it comes to food so you're all gonna learn!" Saphron brief them. The five roommates were all dressed in identical skimpy maid outfits, with everyone except Weiss and Pyrrha pulling down at the skirts embarrassed at how short it was.

"D-do we really need to be in these?!" Pyrrha squeaked face as red as her hair with Weiss nodding in agreement.

"Yes! For not only my pleasure but for Jaune when he's cleared for sex in the next couple days! Trust us when we say this, nothing makes a man hornier than a woman in a sexy outfit that just made dinner! We learned that from our father and mother the hard way, those two are insatiable demons and nothing drove dad crazier than when mom did exactly what I just said. Now! Onto the cooking!

(Jaune and Adrian)

"Web up the brute first Adrian! Then you can beat the snot out of him!" Jaune advised and Adrian did as he said tying up the thug then beating him to a pulp.

"Thanks, uncwle!" Adrian smiled brightly seeing he got a couple upgrade tokens, pausing the game to improve his powers.

"Now, the uppercut is great, especially the airborne attacks. They're really good! The web throw and web strike are very good too! But this is your playthrough so do what you want."

Adrian went to the suit menu and scrolled through the suits deciding on armored Spider-man as his primary costume and upgrading his web shooter and web strike.

"Alright, now it's time to beat Shocker! Ready bud?"

The squirt nodded and Jaune motioned him to start it up.

(Back in the kitchen)

"Ok...kinda rough at first Coco but you're making progress, good stuff." Sapphire commented giving the fashionista a reassuring pat on the shoulder which made the girl smirk in pride at the Italian chicken she made without burning it.

"Pleasantly surprised Blake. Awesome work!" Luna nodded which blake did as well having made her salmon perfectly with no surprise considering fish was her favorite dish.

"...Forever Flat...it's...passable at best. Gotta work on keeping the temperature down so you don't overcook the steak! Jaune loves medium done steak so don't make it well done next time." Joan sugarcoated it and Weiss saw through her words gritting her teeth in frustration at both the criticism and the nickname.

"Alright dick breaker, not too shabby. Kinda like Coco with how it was rough at first but pretty solid work. Just gotta remember to let the beef cook a little longer when you're making burgers you need to make it well done the exact opposite as steak." Coral gave Yang a nice ass slap making the blonde brawler give her a small glare and raised an eyebrow. Her fellow blonde shrugged not caring, wiggling her eyebrows making Yang roll her eyes.

"NOPE! LOST CAUSE! IMPOSSIBLE!" Jade yelled coughing at the charcoaled pork chops that Pyrrha attempted to make cooking them into being completely inedible on top of the fact that she caught boiled noodles on fire. Hazel cringed at her twin's outburst trying to calm her down. The champion shrank away tapping her two fingers together in shame.

"N-now Jade it's not that bad! Pyrrha did...she tried really really hard and that's what counts!" Hazel tried to be supportive but it came out as hollow with how her tone was drained of enthusiasm.

"Well, you're both right. Pyrrha tried really hard and well...she burnt pork chops with an air fryer and somehow caused a fire with boiling water! BUT! We can still train her! With grit, spit, and a whole lot of positive reinforcement. Alright Pyrrha! You're gonna have the best cook in the Arc family teaching you! Other than Jaune and mom of course!"

(Jaune and Adrian)

"Alright soldier, we're in enemy territory here. Gotta keep our heads down and stay low. Ready private Adrian?" Jaune looked at the toddler who gave him a little salute with a loose helmet on his head.

"Good. The first guard is right there." Jaune pointed to a stuffed bear. Adrian nodded pushing his longshot CS-6 into view pulling the lever back chambering a dart and aiming through the scope pulling the trigger hitting the stuffed animal in the head knocking it over. Adrian smiled in victory and Jaune patted his back.

"Excellent work private! Now, let's get this next target taken down!" They army crawled underneath Jaune's bed setting up to take down their next victim, a half-foot arbiter action figure.

"He's gone rogue Adrian. Arbiter has betrayed humanity to get his job back in the covenant!" Private Adrian saluted his superior taking aim once more hitting Arbiter and sending the figurine to the floor hard busting off an arm. Jaune winced and bit his lip taking in a breath.

"Awesome work bud..how about we go back to playing video games huh?"

"Yes!" Adrian agreed walking over to Jaune's gaming chair. The Arc walked over to his Arbiter figure holding it close with a single tear dripping down his cheek.

"You were taken away too soon my friend. Rest well my sweet prince." He placed Arbiter in an empty shoebox sliding him under the bed.

(Back in the kitchen again!)

Saphron's eye twitched in frustration while Pyrrha could only shrink away, almost huddling in the corner in shame.

"Alright...so you didn't burn the water this time...just overcooked the noodles...Pyrrha we're gonna give you a pass because at this point since the other girls can at least cook something and Jaune can cook anything it's ok you can't do anything in the kitchen other than standing there with a spatula looking sexy just to flip a burger or pancake once. Now it's onto the next thing! Cleaning!"

Moments later each of the girls were tackling a different task, everyone was doing well except for Yang who was somehow tied up in the sweeper cord again.

"Fuck! Why does this happen every damned time!" She struggled against the cord trying to escape making Coral crouch next to her.

"So...does Jaune like seeing you tied up before ravishing your body?" The perverted Arc sister commented making Yang glare at her again.

"Not to my knowledge...he does like deepthroating though."

"Oh! Little bro likes being a dom huh? Good good good!" Coral rubbed her hands together with a small amount of drool hanging out as lewd thoughts filled her head.

"Coral no perverted ideas dammit!" Sapphire lectured her sister with Coral sticking her tongue out at her older sister.

"You can't run my life!" Coral shot back without shame.

"Alright! Everyone except Yang passed the cleaning test, she can do mopping since that involves zero cords since shes like cursed with those. Now onto the final test!" Saphron proudly declared making Weiss ask what the other girls were thinking.

"And that would be?"

"Wife material! How well do you connect with Jaune and his interests? Do you know what his actual job is?" Pyrrha perked up at the last part.

"Jaune's actual job?" Pyrrha sat up with a hand under her chin making Saphron start to giggle.

"Hehehe, well let's just say his real job is something you all will never guess. You all need to figure out on your own. But just for the sake of knowing, does anyone know what he actually does?" Her eyes went a little wide as did everyone else's when Blakes's hand went up.

"Ohohoho! Blakey coming in with the best gossip! Gonna tell the rest of the girls?" The oldest Arc sister commented and the catlike girl shook her head with a smug smirk.

"Nope. They need to find out on their own plus Jaune swore me to secrecy and I promised him that I wouldn't reveal it." Blake flicked her hair making the other four bristle from the comment.

"We'll get you to tell us eventually kitty cat! Just a matter of time!" Yang swore, making a mental note to interrogate Blake later.

"You'll never get me alive copper!" Jaune yelled rolling down the steps in a heap trying to scramble to his feet only to be met with Adrian jumping on his back as he pretended that his nephews weight knocked the wind out of him.

"*Fake Gasp* can't *Fake gasp* breathe!" Jaune faked passing out having his tongue hang out while Adrian sat on his uncles back triumphantly with his hands at his sides. The thought process going through the five girls varied but led to the same conclusion.

'I will bear his children. I will accept no other answer.' Pyrrha licked her lips imagining red-haired blue-eyed children and blonde-haired green-eyed kids.

'Making himself more and more attractive by the minute. I really got lay the apologies on thick for him since I broke his dick.' Yang thought to herself, thinking of ways to make it up to him.

'Oh Jaune Jaune Jaune...when it finally happens it'll be a beautiful moment for both of us.' Blake daydreamed of Jaune being the perfect sexy stay at home husband raising their children.

'Dammit...making himself look better and better every time I see him. Why does he have to be so damned likable and attractive?' Coco bit her lip holding herself back from grabbing her lover.

'Still the only man to truly take my heart. Our children will be the epitome of perfection, with my brains and his kind heart, an unstoppable force will be born.' Weiss nodded at the thought.

"Hey dear sisters and beautiful...girlfriends? I think that's more appropriate than roommates but if you all don't like it just tell me and I'll stop."

"They're making good progress Jaune. Now give us another day or two and you'll be shocked at how much they've learned! Now get back to your room! It's late and Adrian needs to go to bed. So do you little bro." Saphron commented and Jaune nodded giving out a yawn. He looked over at his roommates/girlfriends before deciding something bold walking over to each one of them and giving each girl a quick peck on the lips before saying goodnight.

'I'm gonna rock his world when he recoveres.' They all thought the same thing as the Arc booty walked away.

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