"We've been walking for hours," Rick Grimes cried in a Rick Grimes accent.

Cr1TiKaL slapped him across the face.

"Shush boomer."

Rick Grimes kept his mouth shut from that moment on. They had truly been walking for hours. They had seen many things on Shrek's Boner, a giant tsunami almost drowned them, they were attacked by an army of robot exobits. Everything seemed to be working against them. After walking along the boner for a little longer, they found a peculiar looking train station situated just to the side of the elongated schlong.

"What in tarnation is this?" Rick Grimes asked as he pulled out his revolver and shot Donald Trump in the neck.

Suddenly out from nowhere, a ghostly looking train came zooming along the tracks. It came to a screeching halt right in front of them. The window opened up and revealed a green alien looking thing. Suddenly Cr1TiKaL did a quadruple backflip as he realized who he was staring at.

"It is Dame Tu Cosita!" he screamed in agony.

Cosita laughed and said, "Why of course it is I, have you heard of the legendary Train of Bonertopia?"

"What in the name of Satan is that?" asked.

Cosita laughed once more and said, "Hold on a second."

He pulled out a strange sphere shaped so succinctly that it was smoother than the Earth if it were reduced to the size of a billiard ball. It was the summoning key. Suddenly every character that happened to be mentioned in a previous chapter, but was forgotten because there were too many characters to remember, were absorbed into it. Only Cr1TiKaL, Jacksfilms, Donald Trump, Rick Grimes and were left.

"Arrrr… What was the meaning of that?" asked ANGRILY.

"Well you see, I figured that I might as well do a good deed for today. That was my good deed, now it is your turn."

Jacksfilms suddenly was teleported back in time after hearing that line. He was brought back to Mar 8, 2013. He was standing in a black hallway where two muscular men were harassing another man to kill a criminal.

"SMOSH!" Jack screamed at the top of his lungs.

Ian and Anythony turned around, gayly.

"Who the ducking clucken bell are you?" they asked in unison.

"I come from the future. You need to come with me!"

They shrugged and said, "I don't see why not."

The three gangsters were teleported back to present time. The second Anthony saw he transformed into a werewolf and ripped him apart before becoming normal. Cr1TiKaL slapped Anthony across the face.

"What the duck was that for?"

Anthony wiped the krab juice off his forehead.

"He was a faker, a con man. Just like Sammy Jankis."

Cr1TiKaL smiled.

"Alright sounds good enough to me."

Jacksfilms glared at Anthony ruining what he believed to be the true .

"Oi you harliots!" Dame Tu Cosita shouted. "Get on the damn train you bloody wankers!"

Everyone happily walked onto the magic school train. On the inside were a bunch of passengers who each wore the same clothes. They were wearing thick robes that concealed their identities. The gamers all sat down in the same row. They heard Costia broadcast a message to them.

"Alright laddies, it is time to go. Next stop, the end of Shrek's long breadstick."

The train propelled itself forward at a velocity of 6000 m/s. It felt perfectly normal in the train though. Jack leaned his head onto Ian's shoulder.

"I am taking a rest," he stated in a masculine accent.

Ian rubbed his head along Jacks and said in a kawaii voice, "Alright."

Everyone else rested their heads back and tried to get some shut eye, except for Cr1TiKaL. He felt that there was something off with the whole situation. He had grown more vigilante after Shrek's final message to him. Then something dawned upon him. Shrek had told him to trust no one else aside from the group. The train started to shake violently. All of the other passengers started to do some strange chant. The sleeping gamers were woken from their slumber.

"What is going on here?" Donald Trump asked.

"It's an ambush!" Cr1TiKaL warned.

The robed figures all stood up and revealed themselves. Demons. Cr1TiKaL pulled out several lightsabers from his adrenal glands. He passed them to the gamers and they all braced themselves for a fight. The demons pulled out weapons of their own, spray on shoes. Not the real Spray on Shoes of course, but rather fake replica ones. They were powerful, but not as powerful as the real one. They started to spray the spray at the gamers. Since all of the gamers were trained in the force, they blocked the attack with ease. Soon demons started falling to the ground like they were singing Ring Around the Rosie.

"Get to Dame Tu Cosita!" Cr1TiKaL ordered.

"Alright chief," Jack replied.

They battled their way to the front of the train. They entered whatever the name of the front of the train is. Dame Tu Cosita was standing there with a demonic look.

"Insolent fools," he ejaculated.

"Wait a minute," Cr1TiKaL paused. He thought about what Dame had said for a moment. "No… it can not be."

Dame laughed as he pulled off… her mask! Underneath the alien head was revealed to be none other than Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

"I coem back for my revange!" she screamed. "I will taek u al to hell, where u will b mai savlse!"

Just then a man crashed in through the roof of the train and crushed Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. She was immediately killed. The man looked up and smiled at the gang.

"Hello there!" he said.

"General Kenobi…" Cr1TiKaL gasped.

"Do not fear, Kenobi is here!" Kenobi yelled as he used the force to lift everyone out of the train and back onto Shrek's REDACTED. Cr1TiKaL let out a laugh of relief.

"We are safe lads."

"Yeah…" Jack said as he rubbed his pelvis. "But what are we going to do now?"

Cr1TiKaL stared off into the sunset. That powerful feeling of leadership hit him once more.

"We are going to reach the end of this boner. No matter how long it takes, no matter what we find along the way, we will make it." He turned around and faced the crowd. General Kenobi had to leave for a Jedi meeting. "I believe… No, I know that the solution to our problems lay at the end of it. I-"

He was cut off by the shouts of his comrades.

"Look out!" they screamed while pointing behind him.

He turned around to see a rocket ship coming towards them at a rapid speed. They leaped out of the way as it crashed down. Out from it stepped a small semi human looking creature. Cr1TiKaL stared at it with wide eyes.

"Captain Olimar?"