"Who are you?"

Russia didn't know the timid man standing before him, stumbling over his words, and wincing at America's loud voice. It wasn't that Russia didnt know what his name was, or what country, but rather, the man standing in front of him seemed like a could only stare with round eyes as the other country murmurred a string of breathless apologies, eyes not raising further than the newly created coffee stain on Russia's tan jacket.

To be honest, Russia hadn't even heard most of what he said, most of the words were barely whispers, a tone designed to be overlooked, as though he wasn't expecting to be heard to start with. Besides that, Russia didnt understand why the other country was the one apologizing. After all, it was Russia who had banged his elbow on the doorframe upon seeing the familiar country and spilt his own coffe on himself. All the other country had done was stand there. It wasnt his fault that Russia was shocked at the sight of him.

Or maybe it was. Why was he acting so different? Russia was almost certain it was America playing a prank on him. The sudden question finally caused the other country to falter to a halt in his apologies, finally looking Russia in the eye with a half hurt, half exasperated look.

"I'm Canada! "

As if. Russia was no idiot, he knew Canada well enough to know that no mattter how similar this simpering soft-spoken country looked to Canada, there was no way it was the same country that had had broken 3 of his ribs during a game of hockey only last week.

"Nyet." Russia refused to fall for America's prank.

The country claiming to be Canada froze at this, looking more flustered than confused, clearly not expecting this response.

"Um.. But.." He tried, unsuccessfully, to grasp for a response.

"If you're the REAL Canada, then you know i won the game last night perfectly legally."

The Canada before his eyes seemed to transform in a milsecond.

"YOU WON BECAUSE YOU CHEATED! You knocked the net off the mooring!"

Canada was standing tall, fury blazing in his eyes, looming rather like he'd like to rebreak Russia's ribs. Russia lit up.

"It is Canada! I didnt recognize yiu because you were being such a wimp!"

Russia would have like to crush Canada in a hug, but since Canada's arm had only just healed from their fight, he decided not too, instead grinning deviously amd retorting.

"was not cheating, it was an accident!"