Rapa Phooey!
Chris: Last time on total drama world tour. Africa, come for the Safari, stay for the near death experience. Here our final 5 went on a selfie Safari hunt for a member of the big 5. And then went on a wild Ezekiel hunt. Due to Duncan and Owen loyalty to each other, Heather, Eva and Alejandro voted out our favorite big buddy Owen, harsh. With Owen's departure we are now down to our 4 most evil competitors. Can it get any wilder? Oh yeah it can. It's final 4 time on Total Drama World Tour!
(Intro)
(In first class)
Duncan: (Sighs) I got first class all to myself. This is the life.
(Confessional) Duncan: With Owen gone, I lost the only person in the merge who was loyal to me. And there was no way I was bringing Alejandro up here with me, or that grumpy and gross cow Eva. And bringing Heather up here would have been way to suspicious, that's if she still wants to work with me.
(In loser class)
Eva: Stupid Duncan! Thinking he can have first class all to himself!
Alejandro: Do not worry about him Eva. He's just selfish. I would have given up first class for you any day.
Eva: (Giggles)
Heather: (Mutters) Pathetic.
(Confessional) Heather: Ugh! I can't put up with Alejandro turning Eva from tough and grumpy into a girly girl. And she clearly will choose to work with him over me. So the best chance I have will have to be to work with Duncan.
Chris: (Loudspeaker) Attention passengers, please prepare for landing.
(At Easter Island)
Heather: Duncan we talk.
Duncan: Had enough of Eva and Alejandro already?
Heather: Yep, and you know as well as I do that you and me working together is only chance we both have of staying in the competition.
Duncan: Unfortunately, I agree.
Heather: So, allies for the time being?
Duncan: Like we have any choice. Yes, allies for the time being.
Heather: Excellent.
Chris: Welcome to Easter Island, aka Rapa Nui. This place is old.
Duncan: Like you. (The rest of the contestants laugh until Chris gives them a death stare)
Chris: As I was saying this place is old these dudes were carved so long ago that no one even remembers why anymore. Today you our final 4 are going on a highly traditional Easter Island egg hunt.
Eva: Chocolate egg?
Chris: No, I'm talking about the old school kind of eggs, that come from birds. You know? Those flying things with feathers and talons vicious kill you in a second beaks. Speaking of which, transitional feathered Rapa Nui headdresses, wear them with pride chickens.
(Alejandro was wearing a blue headdress, Duncan was wearing a green headdress, Eva was wearing a purple headdress and Heather was wearing a red headdress)
Chris: Hidden in these head things are a bunch of colored eggs that match the color of your head things.
Heather: (Sarcastically) Wow, you really did your research.
Chris: Challenge, to find 3 eggs in your color then make a break for the massive underground cavern system and go all the way up to the highest point on the island, reach the top with all 3 eggs to begin the second part of today's challenge.
Heather: What happens if we drop an egg?
Chris: You'll have to come back here for a replacement. And no, you can not take a backup egg. Now scramble.
(With Duncan and Heather)
Duncan: These look disturbingly familiar.
(They were both looking at the carved shaped rocks of the eliminated contestants this season)
Heather: It's everyone who's been voted out.
Duncan: (Search's in Geoff's carved head and finds a green egg) Ha, thank you Geoff.
Heather: (Search's in Courtney's carved head and finds a red egg) Wow, Courtney is useful for something. Who would have thought?
Alejandro: I wish I could say the same of Lindsay. Oh wait, is that? Nope nothing but air.
Eva: (Looks at Leshawna's carved head) Loser. (Kicks Leshawna's carved head and a purple egg falls out her carved nose and she catches it) Yes!
Heather: (Search's Gwen's head and finds a red egg) Guess Gwen is useful for something too.
Alejandro: (Search's Izzy carved head and finds a blue egg) Yes, finally found one.
Duncan: (Search's Tyler's carved head and finds nothing) Grrr! Just like Tyler to be useless as always.
Eva: (Search's Cody's carved head and finds a purple egg) Looks like the twerp came in handy for something after all.
Duncan: (Search's DJ's carved head and finds a green egg) Oh yeah, thank you DJ.
Alejandro: (Search's Ezekiel's head and finds a blue egg) Yes, now where else can I find a blue egg?
Heather: (Search's Noah's carved head and finds a red egg) Yes! Found 3 red eggs.
Eva: (Search's Sierra's carved head and finds a purple egg) That's 3 eggs. Now to get to the top of the island.
(Heather and Eva run into the cave to get to the top of the island)
(With Heather and Eva)
Heather: Eva, you need to be careful around Alejandro. He's using you.
Eva: Yeah right. You're just jealous that he wants me and not you. (Sees 1 of her eggs moving) What the? Why is 1 of my eggs moving?
Heather: Because it's about to hatch.
Eva: What?!
(1 of Eva's eggs hatched into a baby bird and flys onto Heather's head)
Heather: Eva get your chick of me!
(Back at the bottom of the island with Alejandro and Duncan)
Alejandro: (Search's Owen's carved head) Toast, a sausage, a coconut. Owen! Grrr! He still torches me with uselessness! (Hears a burping noise and a blue egg comes out the mouth of Owen's carved head) Yes.
Duncan: (Search's Bridgette's carved head and finds a green egg) Thank you Bridgette.
Alejandro: Never knew you were the thanking type.
Duncan: Very funny. (Hears a strange noise and sees a large bird shadow) Oh no, please don't tell me that's what I think it is?
Alejandro: A giant condor. That explains the size of these eggs.
Duncan: So those belong to... that?!
(The condor dives down to attack Alejandro and Duncan who scream and into the cave followed by the condor)
(With Heather and Eva)
Heather: Eva, unless you want to back and get another egg I suggest you get your creepy bird under control and get of my head!
Eva: Alright! Alright! (Takes the baby condor of Heather's head) And people say I have anger issues.
(Alejandro and Duncan run and scream pass them)
Eva: What are they running and screaming from?
Heather: That! (Points at the condor coming towards them and they both scream and run away and all of the final 4 reach the top of the island)
Chris: Man, you guys are really competing.
Alejandro, Duncan, Eva, Heather: Block the entrance! Block the entrance!
(Chef blocks the entrance with a giant bolder and the condor crashes into it)
Chris: Oh man, so close. Way to ruin the fun. We may as well move on to the next challenge. Since Alejandro made it out of the cave first. (Hands Alejandro a catchers mask)
Alejandro: I have to play baseball?
Chris: Thankfully no. You must climb this rock pillar all the way up to...
Alejandro: A giant condor nest?!
Chris: You already know they can get pretty crabby. But did you know the females are even bigger than the males?
(The mother condor hovers above them)
Duncan: She's enormous.
Chris: Yep, 12-foot wingspan.
Alejandro: That's like 2 Alejandro's wide.
(Confessional) Heather: 1 Alejandro is quite enough. Although, with 2 maybe 1 would be nice and not try to defeat me all the time.
Chris: See, she's kind of peeved cuz you guys stole her eggs.
Duncan: No! It was him! (Points at Chris)
Chris: So now, you have to shimmy up to the nest to give eggs back in the order in which you arrived here. Of course mama's got a whole lot more eggs up there, so she's bound to be a tad protective.
(The condor screeches)
Alejandro: (Puts on the catchers mask) Gracias, the giant condor hasn't been known to peck the eyeballs of predators.
Heather: But I like my eyes.
Alejandro: As do I. Especially when they're shooting daggers. (Heather glares at him) Yes, like that.
Chris: Deposit all 3 eggs and you win. The last person to put their eggs up there safely is eliminated. A lot rest on this last part of the challenge. And 1 more thing.
Alejandro: Come on, what else could you—
(Bell dings)
Chris: It's for your own protection. Singing keeps the birds calm. I'm lying, or not. You choose.
Alejandro: (While climbing) I'm tall, I'm tanned, I'm young, I'm handsome. I'm coming to bring back your wee ones. So h use my sweet, condor. Let me win this one please. So try, attack me! But I want protection. I don't feel that pecking. So, save your objections. Hush, now condor, let me in the final 3. (Puts all 3 eggs in the nest before the condor knocks him off)
Chris: Next!
Duncan: (While climbing) I, oh, why-y-y? I've got problems with condors... problems with condors. Why, oh, why-y-y? Am I not at home? I ponder... Trust me, oh, trust me-e! I'm your best friend, and I'll never eat eggs agai-i-in! (Puts all 3 eggs in the nest before the condor knocks him off)
Chris: Next!
Eva: (While climbing) I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak! Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sa-ack! So hush, my sweet! Let me into the final 3! (The baby condor flys onto Heather head) Hey! Where do think you're—(Because she was distracted by the baby condor flying off, the mother condor knocks her off before she can put any of her eggs in the nest)
Chris: Next!
Heather: I...
Eva: Waaaaah! (While falling)
Heather: How I-I-I...
Eva: Oof! (Lands on the ground with 2 eggs smash on her face)
Heather: How I really hate these birdies, and wanna live to see my thirties. These, these feathered jerks. They're bringing me strife, and this baby bird, I'm not your wife! (The mother condor takes the baby from Heather's head) For last time! Get a life! Yes! Thanks, my sweet condor, now I'm in the final 3!
Eva: That stupid bird! Ugh!
Chris: Well Eva since you failed to put any of your eggs into the nest, your eliminated.
Eva: Noooooo!!!
(Back on the plane)
Chris: Any last words Eva?
Eva: Only that all nothing but no good losers who don't deserve to win! Even you Alejandro! I'd thought you'd help me in this challenge.
Alejandro: Oh please, this is a game. And I would never help or fall for grumpy cow like you.
Eva: Well it's a good thing I have this! (Shows everyone the dynamite. Making them gasps in shock)
Chris: How did you get that?!
Eva: From the cargo hold. (Lights the dynamite) So long losers! (Jumps out of the plane and throws the dynamite at the plane's engine destroying it and causing to fly down at a frightening speed)
Chris: Oh no! She threw the dynamite at the plane's engine. We're gonna crash!
(The final 3, Chris and Chef scream in horror)
Chris: Quick! Everyone grab a parachute and jump out of this plane!
(Heather, Duncan, Alejandro, Chef and Chris all grab parachutes and jumped out of the plane once they were out the plane crashes in Drumheller)
(Heather, Duncan, Alejandro, Chef and Chris all landed safely in Drumheller)
Alejandro: We're safe!
Chris: My beautiful plane! (Starts crying)
Heather: Who cares about the plane? At least we're all still alive.
Duncan: And how the heck are we suppose to get out of here Heather?!
Heather: Me and my big mouth.
Alejandro and Duncan: No kidding!
Chris: (Crying) Well this was not my best day ever. Join us next time, there will be a next time I'm just not sure what kind of show it will be or where. It will still be called Total Drama World Tour! (Continues crying)
(From a not to far distance from the destroyed plane the feral Ezekiel parachutes down and growls while watches Chris crying)