Ladybug ran through the hall and opened the doors leading into the main studio. Chat Noir had run off a few minutes ago to recharge his miraculous, and Ladybug was starting to get worried that the akuma had done something to him. She looked around, not knowing what the akuma may have turned him into, and realised the room was empty.
Turning to leave, she spotted Mr Banana across the hall.
Well, the akuma was able to shapeshift... but Ladybug didn't see the appeal of the Mr Banana. Other than the fact that it was a banana, of course.
She ran after it, seeing the enlarged banana turn tail and run away from her. She threw her yoyo around his waist and saw Mr Banana fall to the ground, and she leapt on top of him, unzipping the suit.
She heard a startled cry of "Claws Out!", and then a flash of green light just before she managed to unmask him. She pulled the fabric away from his face, to ensure that he was indeed Chat Noir, before standing up again and helping him up.
"So, you're Mr Banana? When did you plan on telling me?"
"It was a secret identity M'lady. I have many, and it would be a real shame to be banned from being Mr Banana." Chat Noir replied, brushing non-existent dust off of himself. "Can you keep my secret?"
"You're not the only one with a secret identity, Banana Noir."
"Hmmm, I can see that..." He picked up her hand, placing a soft kiss on the back of it.
He looked back up, having expected to see her pull her hand away or push his face back, but he instead saw her smiling softly at him. He raised an eyebrow, and decided to test his luck.
He raised his head with agonising slowness, and leaned forward, his lips puckered. He closed his eyes, waiting for her to meet his lips with her own, or at least to say something.
Instead, he did feel something on his lips. His heart did somersaults in his chest and he made to give his lady the best kiss ever, since she had given him a chance.
Her lips were soft - just as he had imagined.
Her lips were also- fabric-y? Definately not as he had imagined.
But he still pushed through, eager to seize this opportunity. Feeling something on his hair (which he assumed were Ladybug's hands), he wrapped his arms around her.
She felt surprisingly 2D and thin, but Chat Noir didn't care.
Until he felt someone tap his shoulder.
He turned around, not knowing what to expect, then saw Ladybug behind him with her cheeks blown out, unable to contain her laughter for so long. He turned to see what he had been kissing so passionately, and found the banana suit he had been wearing earlier.
"You and that banana have some pretty good chemistry, kitty," Ladybug teased, grabbing his arm to lead him away.
"You say it like you wouldn't be jealous..."