Like This If 't Be True Thee Cry Every Time

by jason5-evah

After almost six years of writing "Like This If You Cry Every Time," we knew what we must do in order to appeal to newer audiences and potentially get a show on Disney . We must update this treasure. There will be new versions of stories and some will be the same. Come new and old and revisit this masterpiece in its new form!

24. Finn and Kitteh

Warning this is a very lacking valor fanfiction like all our other ones. We nev'r tryeth.. we just doth. That is the beaty of t.

It goeth all ov'r the lodging so don't has't high expectations. We didn't while making this. #Jason5evah

Once upon a time Finn hath taken a mysterious cat in a box. The box wast wrapped in white pap'r with a red bow on top because that is a classy gift right thither. AYYEEE Finn hath fallen in love with the cat. twas so cute. That gent gazed t groweth up from baby kitty (kitten) to grown up kitty (adult). Finn loved the kitty as a baby because twas adorable and tiny. Finn didn't like t as a teenager because all t didst wast meow and rip up stuff. But then twas time to sendeth kitty off to college. Finn hath felt very depress'd about this. Tears beganeth to well up in his eyes. Kitty hath left for college and Finn hath felt very dearn. SO THAT GENT ADOPTED MORE CATS. College kitty hath returned years anon with a degree and upon seeing the other kitties that gent hath felt BETRAYED. College kitty and Finn augured into the night. But then college kitty hath grown to love all the other kitties. So college kitty wenteth to receiveth a job and hath worked until that gent wast gramps kitty. Finn and gramps kitty loved each other very much and hath kept each other company in their dying age. The story of gramp kitty and Finn is a heartwarming one that wilt liveth in our hearts still and wilt not beest FORGOTTEN.

R I P KITTY/COLLEGE KITTY/GRAMPS KITTY 2005 to 2040. [loyal cousin to Finn. ]

RIP Finn Whitman 1995- nev'r that gent wilt at each moment liveth. [close cousin of gramps kitty] (We forgot to mention… He's immortal now. He's eke an evil sorcerer cursed by some magical being at Disneyland. )

Lyk dis if 't be true u crey evrytimeeeee