A/N: I'm not too sure where this came from.
Tags: Crackfic Vibes
A Stranger
Luffy came home to a stranger lounging on his couch and watching his TV. It wasn't the first time it had happened, but it didn't make it any less annoying.
He entered his living room and sighed. "Who the hell are you?"
"Name's Law," the stranger says, helping himself to some food he's made from Luffy's fridge. "Who the hell are you?"
Luffy blinked. "...The owner of this place?"
Law pauses and turns to Luffy with wide eyes. He stares at him deadpan before cursing under his breath. "Damn that Penguin, he told me this apartment was empty."
Luffy can't believe his ears. "You thought no one lived in a clearly used apartment?"
The man grinned, and Luffy thinks it's not a bad look on him. "Well, it explains why the fridge had food in it."
The whole situation was so ridiculous that Luffy can't help but laugh. "That'd be it," he says through chuckles.
Luffy moves past him to get to his room. He's a few feet into the hallway when he's called back out.
"Hey."
Luffy turns back. "Yeah?"
"You're..." Law struggles to find the right words, then clears his throat and tries again. "You're letting me stay?"
"I mean," Luffy shrugs and lifts his palms to the ceiling. "If you want to? I don't really care."
Law watches him in wonder. "You're really nice, you know that right?"
Luffy snorts. "What, would you rather me call the police?"
"No, no, I've had my fair share of experiences with authorities. No thanks," Law says quickly. Luffy doesn't question it.
"Well then, settle in." Luffy points to another hallway. "Over there's the restroom and laundry. The dryer works I swear, you just have to press the start button really hard." He motions to the kitchen. "I don't care if you eat, just make sure to wash your plates. If you don't I'm kicking your ass." He settles on the couch. "That's a pull out bed, but I have no idea how to work it. If you can figure that shit out, it's yours. I have extra sheets I can give you."
Law just stares at him, stunned. Luffy cocks a hip and raises a brow. "Anything else I can do for you?"
The man sputters and shakes his head stupidly. "I, um. Just. Wow. Thank you, uh..."
"Luffy," the teen grins. "Nice to meet you, Law."
"...You too."