*Spoiler alert: this ain't no real chapter, I put this in for fun hehehehehehehehe*
We are welcoming all of y'all to...
The Return of Dimension Hoppers' Break Room!
Star:
Outfit:
Mewman: Long blonde hair with some of it up in a ponytail, one of those golden forehead crowns, a white short sleeved tunic reaching his knees, a golden rope tied around his waist, a sky blue cloak draped over his shoulders like a shawl and at the back the cloak was like a cape, golden arm cuffs, and golden gladiator sandals.
Human: He had platinum blonde hair with a black Champian headband, beach tan skin, sky blue eyes, a few studded silver ear piercings, a white shirt and a silver dog tag hanging from a chain, a dark blue Champian jacket, black Champian joggers, Abibas Superstars on his feet, and a few rings on his finger.
Personality:
In the begining, he doesn't really worry about a lot of stuff except the fact that he won't be able to go on any adventures with the Zodiacs. They are known for causing all sorts of trouble. All he wants is to have fun. When he comes to Earth, he's still carefree. He knows his mission but all he wants to do is to find the Zodiacs. Unfortunately his life starts affecting Macaria to the point she almost dies so he starts feeling guilty. To make matters worse, he might destroy the universe which makes him feel even more guilty. He starts to take the mission seriously and finds himself being somewhat protective over Macaria.
In season 2, he expresses his dark thoughts more than he did in the first season. After the New Year, he starts working on distancing himself from the humans, mainly Macaria. Unfortunately for him, his relationship with Macaria becomes rockier with each moment due to his choices. Wrapped in a blanket of guilt, he starts taking his missions more serious than before. And although he tries to be a hero, some of his actions aren't heroic. In conclusion, he's chill, strong, loyal and outgoing, but he is also greedy, careless, irresponsible, and is prone to self hatred.
Personality quotes:
"I'm Star the Destroyer. I destroy everything in my path."
"To be a great leader, the number one rule you must follow is to listen to your people. If you don't listen to them, you're not leading them. You're controlling them."
"Um, I know what you're thinking but she's actually for real dead serious."
"My Aphrodite."
"Nope! I like to live!"
"Her grandma knocked her out wit a gummy bear."
"Hi. I just came here to know who was singing. Now I know. Bye."
"Who do you want me to bestow the wrath of Jinx's bad luck upon?"
"Hm. Can't read this. Time to destroy it!"
"Hahahahaha! I don't know!"
"Study? What's that?"
"Fear is what makes a human."
"Alright, Macaria the Human. I'll be your knight in shining armor. If anything makes you scared, just run into my arms. I'll protect you. I'll always have your back. I'll never let you feel lonely."
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? I BEEN CHEATING WITH THESE SLIPS OF PAPER IN MY SLEEVES AND I NEED MORE ANSWERS BUT YOU DECIDE TO WRITE THAT ON THE BOARD!? JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ANSWERS, MAN!"
"Today is also the anniversary of when I fucked up."
"Nice that I'm not the one you Wooletts are tryna kill this time, am I right?"
"MADE IT BACK ALIVE!"
"It's a necessary sacrifice."
"Chase that Earthling!"
"The fuck is the mafia?"
"It's your problem. Ain't my problem. Solve it yourself."
"I made you a cake...?"
"ATTACK!"
"Great. More beings to add to my list of beings who hate me."
"You look different...but the good different!"
"I need to own up to my actions."
"Our paths will never cross again. I hope your next master is not a bastard like me."
Macaria:
Outfit:
Black, long sleeved shirt with the words "Fans" on the front, and black and white checkered pattern down the sleeves with roses. Blue skinny jeans and checkered Fans high tops. Golden name necklace and wavy chocolate brown hair. 3 silver studded ear piercings on each ear and 1 stilver stud nose piercing. Silver cross necklace tucked under her shirt and make up on.
Personality:
In the beginning, Macaria is not so open about changes. She expects everything to go according to plan, especially her plan, and will get upset when things go "off balance". When Star arrives on Earth, already her world is out of control and she immediately does not like him. They try to compromise but his problems affect her to the point where she almost died one time. After a series of incidents, she decides that she's being insensitive because Star's life is also thrown off balance. She starts being a little more accepting to Star and even helps him the best she can. She grows from being distant from Star to being closer to him.
In season 2, her relationship with Star gets put to the test. After the New Year, distance is put in between them and she decides to focus on her own life. Easier said than done since she finds herself thrown into all sorts of situations where she ends up relying on Star. However, it becomes clear that her strong reliance on Star will cause her downfall. She starts to soften up and she even gets somewhat closer to some of the other characters. In conclusion, she is hardworking, stable, mature, and responsible but she is also judgmental, selfish, short tempered, and untrusting.
Personality quotes:
"Is nobody seeing this?"
"The boy who fell from the sky!"
"¿Qué?"
"I have my own fucking life plan and blue eyed blondies who fall from the sky in some cosplayer outfit are not in my plan."
"Welcome to Earth, where nothing is fair."
"I'm so-o-r-r-r. *Ahem*. I apologize for blaming everything on you."
"I'll never be like you."
"I don't do cats."
"The afterlife is so beautiful."
"What is love? Love is a dandelion field."
"Ew, I was just kissed by a 38 year old man!"
"I realized I shouldn't change who I am completely because of one person. I'm me. I've made all sorts of mistakes and I know I'm not the most likeable person. But it's whatever. Some people still like me for who I am and that's all I need."
"I'm not about to go to intergalactic jail because of you."
"Humans can be gentle creatures. It's just that we're way too scared."
"Ok. Just ok."
"Yo! What happened to you having my back!?"
"It's a necessary sacrifice."
"What did you do?"
Ugggg, this is why I hate slacking off!"
"I never consented to this first of all! Second of all, I'm only 18! The legal age to get married in the State of California is 18...actually never mind! I never consented to this!"
"I have the right to be selfish and want everything to go back to normal for me!"
"Should we make a contract?"
"I don't cry."
"I'm right, ain't I?"
Supporting Characters:
Venus:
Outfit:
Human form: Black thigh high boots, a red pencil skirt outlining her curves, a white dress shirt not all the way buttoned and the sleeves were off her shounders, a black choker, long red acrylic nails, red lips, fake eyelashes, messy maroon-ish hair, a few piercings on her ears, a tattoo of the numbers "666" near her chest, and a silver cross necklace around her neck. Has make up on.
Normal form: Heeled boots that reaches her ankles, a black long sleeves trench coat dress, black lacy gloves, a black lacy parasol in her hands, wavy maroon-ish hair, a black sunhat with black roses, red lips, long eyelashes, silver earrings hanging from her ears, and a silver cross necklace around her neck.
Personality:
In the beginning, Venus is seen as the bad guy. She's caused so many problems for the main characters. The fact that she can do magic with ease also is a problem. Turns out, she's wiser than she looks. With her ability to grant wishes, she's shown people (mainly Macaria) different sides and consequences for their wishes in order to prevent them from making the biggest mistake of their lives. She's also proven that she's willing to be there for other girls.
In season 2, Venus' true colors start to be revealed. After the New Year, Venus is focused on her own mission. She's alright with using questionable methods to reach her goals, even if it labels her as unreliable. However, her history of being used and manipulated by others just because of her magic affects more than she lets on. In conclusion, she is wise and motherly but mischievous and sadistic.
Personality quotes:
"Why aren't you dying faster?"
"Sure, this mirror is fake but its powerful. I lied to Brittney and she believed it. Because she did, she gained more self confidence. That's true beauty."
"If you break the mirror, Brittney will lose her self confidence and her place. You'll get your wish by getting 1st place. If you don't break the mirror, well, you'll be doing the morally right thing. You'll also gain some beauty. There's a chance the both of you will end up in a tie at this point. So, what do you choose? And hurry up, I have a class to teach."
"Today's my birthday too. What's wrong with celebrating it at someone else's birthday party?"
"Do anything to me, fine. Do anything to one of my sisters, you a dead man. How about I curse you?"
"Once the sun sets, you will never see the light of day until I decide you have learned your lesson. Spoiler alert: you will never get your eyes back and will stay blind forever."
"There's always a catch to everything, even with magic. You just have to choose wisely."
"You can completely ignore me like you always do and continue to be sad, drink the memory erasing tea and completly change who you are, or think about what I just said and accept the facts. Your choice."
"So, I'm supposed to tell you guys to keep your eyes on your own paper and not to cheat like a responsible teacher."
"Ok. Nice Venus over. I'm actually 18 so ima live like an 18 year old!"
"Let's keep this a secret between us girls, alright?"
"Oh. Oops. I interrupted something."
"Congratulations. Star took a bullet for you. He's in surgery right now."
"I don't know why everyone sees me as the Devil? I'm not evil and manipulative all the time."
"I'm tired of being used because of this power I've never even wanted in the first place...I've always been the person in the background, doing all of the work while other people take my credit or don't credit me at all."
Jan:
Outfit:
Tan skin, chestnut brown eyes, and navy blue hair (technically black at this point) that has a dark brown beanie on top. Camouflage T-shirt, black joggers, black Fans, and a silver cross around his neck. Some tattoos on his arms and a nose piercing. Occasionally wears a black Fans hoodie.
Personality:
In the beginning, Jan starts out as a cowardly, dumb, comedic relief guy. During each chapter, however, we start to see other sides of him. For example, he is quite knowledgeable (for better or worse) and is a quick thinker. He has some scars but he still smiles through them and continues with his life. But even though he's happy, that's all in the inside. On the outside, Jan is actually unsure of his future and he's worried about his family.
In season 2, Jan starts growing a little. After the New Year, he's involved with everything that's going on. He shows trustworthy as he has kept all sorts of secrets and his unintentional resourcefulness often helps him and others out of situations. Despite everything that's happened, he's still laid back. In conclusion, he is outgoing and strong but slow and cowardly.
Personality quotes:
"Ohhhhh! For a second there I was thinking that Alister was some sort of demigod prince who came to Earth because of dimension opening monsters and that he lives with Macaria and that he has this weird ring that glows and he got suspicious of the owner cuz it glows when he's near the owner then he snuck in to find out what's going on and he got taken to some dimension or something! I have a big imagination!"
"You blonde idiot!"
"But ima guy!"
"A long, long time ago, there was an Italian plumber named Maario. He fell in love with the beautiful Princess Pink. But one day, she got kidnapped by the evil Browser. Maario wanted to save her, obviously. Oh, he has this brother named Luigy. Anyway, Maario saved Princess Pink but Browser got pissed off and shit. He accidentally casted a spell that made everyone stuck in a game."
"Diosaaaa~! My Diosaaaaa~! Will you go out with me~!? I love you homie~! From Jan~~~!"
"The number one rule is to not get high off your shit."
"Nooooo! Let's try Dio- ...We'll cheat off of Jackie Lynn!"
"Just continue living. Life's unpredictable like that."
"...sorry for pushing you off the bed."
"Helping a homie in need. I'm so proud of you, man!"
"Is there a hidden message in this?"
"Woaaaahhhhh! I'm in another dimension again! What is this place!?
"Yo! He's aliiiiiivvvvveeeeee!"
"Hey...Glossy...take us back home..."
"Ok, Janny. You got this."
"Hmmmm...I see...interesting...oh...wow...I can feel the knowledge!"
"Tada~!"
"I'm a human and humans aren't used to magic and aliens and dimensions and shit!"
Time to show off my mad dancing skills!"
"Diosa! Come out! I have been chasing your heart for years now! You ain't dating Jackie Lynn Thomas no more! Be my Valentine! Who am I if I'm not your guy!? Where am I if we're not together!?"
"Yo, ima make a dance circle!"
"Hot alien babes! Later!"
Brittney:
Outfit:
Jet black wavy hair with a middle parting, a lavender plaid newsboy hat, golden hooped earrings, golden name necklace, black short sleeves crop top, lavender plaid high waisted skirt, acrylic purple nails, a few golden rings, and white Filas. Also has fake eyelashes and make up.
Personality:
In the beginning, Brittney is a spoiled rich girl who is most likely aware that people call her a rich bitch. To add to her rich bitch reputation, she has her dumb moments and easily falls for things. She is quite self centered and is not afraid to use her family or money to help her. But this could be a cover. She's proven to have issues with self confidence, as proven during the beauty pageant. She's close to Macaria to the point where she doesn't like her at times, just like some sibling relationship. As for with Pando, it's currently not clear how close they are but they've proven that they are quite similar to each other. Brittney also has some sort of deep side.
In season 2, Brittney starts to slowly reveal another side to her. After the New Year, she starts working with others and her reliability is shown. It's shown she's very observant. The nature of her relationship with Pando is questioned by other characrers as the both of them think alike and often do things together. In conclusion, she is loyal and resourceful but self centered and bitchy.
Personality quotes:
"My limo driver didn't have any sparkling watter for me this morning!"
"Who's the one who's money's going to you poor people's paychecks!?"
"He has this 'I'm higher than you' aura. That's my aura! How can I compete with someone who has the same aura as me!?"
"I know, I'm the best."
""You came to the perfect businesswoman who's the future CEO of Wong Cosmetics!"
"FUCK YOU, HOES!"
"The stars have always calmed me down. It's like they're telling me to keep on breathing. I know my problems don't compare to the problems other people who are completely different from me are facing but still. I'm me. They're them. We all suffer, just differently so technically, we're all still the same. People are just too dumb to realize that."
"And I know you believe in me."
"...everything I wear is always designer!"
"Yeah, he's attractive. I'm attractive too. Beautiful people gotta stick together, you know? And our relationship is a partnership."
Honestly, people gotta start listening to me more."
"Trust me. We'll get lots of money."
"There's something wrong with you! Is it a blondie thing?"
"I'm single! Usually around this time I'd have a boyfriend! But for some reason this year I still don't have a boyfriend! Nobody's asked me out yet and the worthy candidates are getting taken left and right! Soon on Valentine's Day, I'll be s-s-s...I can't even say it out loud anymore!"
"I'm like a god fulfilling your secret wishes!"
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the finest of them all?"
"The Staria ship is sailing!"
She'll find her one, just like someday, I'll find my one."
Anya:
Outfit:
Human: Black hair in 2 long cornrow braids, golden stud ear piercings and a golden hooped nose piercing, a golden choker on her neck, make up on, dark brown eyes, a black mouth mask over her mouth, an oversized blue dashiki with all sorts of designs, black ripped skinny jeans, black Niki Huarachees, and a bunch of golden anklets on her left ankle.
Woolett: Hair shaven off, dark brown eyes, a red sleevless tube top, a bunch of golden rings starting from her neck to the top of her chest, golden arm cuffs, black pants similar to leggings with the bottom of the pants stopping stopping at the golden cuffs on each of her ankles, long red loin cloth, no shoes on, and a bunch of African designs on her face, arms, and abdomen.
Personality:
In the beginning, she is simply loyal to Pando. As the season goes on, she is loyal to her master but she is still a sister and has childish fights with her sister.
In season 2, more of Anya is shown. After the New Year, it's shown that she's in a secret relationship with Wingu, Pando's "evil" twin half brother's Ikenga. Because of her relationship, she ends up finding herself choosing between her master and her lover. In conclusion, she is loyal and mature but heartless and a huge perfectionist.
Personality quotes:
"We will just kill her quickly so she has no chance to scream."
"Do not speak informally to your master."
"We will support you all the way!"
"Fine! Once I come back I'll kill you slowly but painfully!"
"So we decided to disipline them."
"As you wish."
"Calm down! We have to act proper! You have been on Earth for far too long, Onwa!"
Pando:
Outfit:
Human: Black hair in afro twists and one small golden hooped piercing in his right ear, a golden chain around his neck, dark brown eyes, a black mouth mask over his mouth, a white shirt, black Off Black joggers, black and white Air Jordyns Ones, a black Off Black jacket with the hood over his head, a bunch of golden rings on both of his fingers, and a slit in his left eye brow.
Woolett: Black dreadlocks, dark brown eyes, an Eye of Horus design on one of his eyes, a slit in his left eye brow, a bunch of golden rings starting from his neck and ending on top of his chest, golden arm cuffs, black pants that are similar to joggers with the bottom of the pants stopping at the golden cuff around each of his ankles, a long red loin cloth filled with black and gold African designs, no shoes on, and a bunch of African symbols on his muscular arms, chest, and abdomen.
Personality:
In the beginning, Pando is an angry, self centered wargod who simply wants Star dead. He literally went around the universe in order to find and kill Star. But then he finds out he and Star will be the cause of the universe's downfall. He views it as Star's fault and he still sees him as a rival. Although he himself wouldn't admit it, he has a wise side that he likes to hide with his self centered personality. He knows that some of his methods may not be the cleanest, but he doesn't care as long as he's number 1 in the end.
In season 2, Pando starts to reveal his maturity. After the New Year, he ends up forming an unstable alliance with Star. He's often finding himself doing things for Star, even when he doesn't tell him to. He is trying to take over the Earth but he also has bigger plans. He is loyal to no one but Brittney and is often doing things for her. It is revealed that he has deeper feelings that he hides from others, most likely due to his god status. In conclusion, he is wise and influential but impatient and arogant.
Personality quotes:
"Fight me or I'll kill you!"
"Half god!"
"Wait, you did? I thought Mewmans are supposed to not let that happen? Wow, you're a disgrace."
"Just face the opponent that's placed before you on the battlefield called life. Bad things happen? Oh well, they was meant to happen. Again. Just go with the flow."
"Oh yeah, Star, so uh, you know how you're all gullible and shit, right? So uh, you see, when I found you, I decided to prank you since you're always pranking me so I made up a character named StarFan13 and pretended to be your secret admirer."
"Shut up, half god! I'm always number one!"
"I can't watch a girl get hurt physically. Emotionally, I can live."
"No, ima kill that half god. He will die in my arms. I shoot him 1, 2, no, 100 times in the same exact spot. I wanna see his blood spill from his body and make a fucking ocean. I don't care if it gets on my shirt. Once I see blood and his body cold, I'm good. I'll carve my name all over his body with a dagger and cut some of his body parts off. Then, I'll slowly burn his body, just in case he's still alive after all that. After, I'll scatter his ashes in the Black Hole Dimension...hehehehehe..."
"Why is coming up with a plan so damn hard!?"
"Earthling, tell me about these drugs you speak of."
"Maßöffner? Wait, so the Maßöffner are prostitutes?"
"Ugggg! I am the Wargod of the Stars Prince Kpakpando Mufasa Amadioha Eze! The future God of War! How dare you mock me!?"
"I graced these pesants with my presence. But, they disrespected me so they must pay up... So I killed all of them."
"Cats are divine beings. I think it's teaching us that money is the root to all evilness and that we shouldn't be greedy. 'Sides, we didn't get it the cleanest of ways."
"Jan the human in the thin box called the phone. How do I earn drug money again? Ima be a drug dealer so I can earn more than that half god! Wait, it's illegal. Who cares though? I'm earning money! I'll do anything for money! Hehehehehehe!"
"YEEAAHH! IMA FUCKING GOD!"
"All you gotta do is keep on moving forward and just do you. It won't be perfect but who gives a fuck? You don't have to be perfect, you just have to be right."
"THE MIGHTY GOD OF WAR! PANDO! WILL LIVE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Mwahahahahaha! Y'all are on the Naughty List! Hehehehehehehehe!"
"Wow. You were supposed to kill me but you failed. Damn. You're a disgrace."
"First, ima get rid of the star tattoo that's under my eye. It looked nice in the Earthling magazines but after seeing Anga with one, suddenly it's ugly. Second, Mewman. Let's form a truce. We gotta get him to leave."
"Mwahahahahaha! The path to world domination feels great!"
"Ima god. People always be begging their god to fix all their prolems for them."
"Ima celebrate Anti-Valentine's Day."
"Take me to your leader."
"Sit down, half god! I'm god!"
"...I think I just dragged him down to Hell..."
"Why am I going through this shit!? Why do I always gotta deal with everyone's shit!? Even when they all dead I still gotta be a god and save everyone! Why can't everyone just leave me alone!? I just wanna rely on someone for once instead of being the one being relied on..."
"Dude, how did you fuck up now?"
"Hahahahaha! Welcome to Mewni! Woolandia is waaaayyyyy better than this!"
Onwa:
Outfit:
Human: Long black box braids parted at the center that fades to brown almost reaching her ankles, golden hoop earrings, a golden name necklace around her neck, make up on, dark brown eyes, a black mouth mask over her mouth, a white Niki crop top hoodie, high waisted blue denim shorts, white Niki Air Force Ones, and a bunch of golden bangles around both her arms.
Woolett: Black hair in space buns, dark brown eyes, a red sleevless tube top, a bunch of golden rings starting from her neck to the top of her chest, golden arm cuffs, black pants similar to leggings with the bottom of the pants stopping stopping at the golden cuffs on each of her ankles, long red loin cloth, no shoes on, and a bunch of African designs on her face, arms, and abdomen.
Personality:
In the beginning, Onwa is simply loyal to Pando. As the season goes on, she is loyal to her master but she is still a sister and has childish fights with her sister.
In season 2, a little bit of who she is is revealed. After the New Year, it's revealed that she's also close to Brittney. She's aware of her sister's feelings for their enemy's Ikenga. In conclusion, she is loyal and laid back but heartless and lazy.
Personality quotes:
"We wanted to see the Earthling suffer."
"What's wrong, chief?"
"Can we kill that human girl he lives with?"
"Don't make me fucking kill you cuz I will!"
"They wouldn't shut up and they keep on causing trouble."
"Ewwww! He's peeing! Immortal's filled with pussies!"
"It's kinda sad y'all never seen a blue sea before."
Jackson:
Outfit:
Blonde hair with a light blue streak, green eyes, tan skin, freckles, an orange shell hanging from a string around his neck, a white short sleeves shirt with the "Thrashar" logo on the front, blue jeans, a blue and white flannel tied around his waist, a black wrist band on his left wrist, and black Fans as shoes. Of course, he had some piercings. He had 2 nose piercings and a few ear piercings.
Personality:
In the beginning, Jackson is Macaria's dreamy secret boyfriend and you'd think he has no idea what's going on when he's actually possibly part of something bigger. He's very secretive and the other characters have reasons not to trust him. He's an interesting and mysterious character that it's hard to talk about who he is without spoiling anything.
In season 2, Jackson reveals everthing. After the New Year, he attempts to become closer to Macaria despite the fact they've broken up, making him rivals with Star. However, he ends up revealing the truth of what he's a part of and expresses his true sincerity. His responsibility is shown when he accepts his punishment. In conclusion, he is goal oriented and independent but untrustworthy and secretive.
Personality quotes:
"I saw it. The whole thing."
"You're the boy who fell from the sky."
"Watch your back, Starboy."
"lets break up."
"I lost interest in you but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I pretended I still liked you."
"He's a demigod, called a Mewman. He released these monsters called Maßöffner and has to capture them. He killed the owner of Bon Appetite. He's living with my ex. I even know about you, Prince Pando Eze."
"I'll tell you if you sign a contract."
"We're going to kill Star Butterfly."
"...you...wanna talk about it?"
"Seriously though, what's there to hate about me? Ima likeable guy."
"It's funny how people judge you based on your flaws and the bad things about you. Nobody looks for the good things. And apparently to be 'likeable' you have to like and be like what everyone likes. It's plain stupid to me. Hate me all you want, I don't give a fuck. I have my goals and I'm willing to do anything to reach my goals, with or without you."
"It's just me, myself, and I. I'm good."
"By next year, more than half of those people you call 'friends' won't even be with you."
"...after tonight let's go back to hating each other."
"Shoulda known he woulda done something like this."
"You caught feelings for the alien."
"You can talk to me about anything. I know more than I let on."
"...know your limits and do the right thing."
"This is why we don't talk."
"Real men don't cry though."
Little Message From Cast
Star: Really!? You stripped me of my god half! Now I'm just human! I thought you liked me!
Calm down, at least you're still alive
Macaria: A lot went down...wow. Wait. I always got the short end of the stick!
Pando: I got more screen time tho so I'm good!
Venus: I wish you stayed dead
Brittney: I was still single! Whyyyyy!?
Jan: Eh. I like everything that happened to me. See!? I'm not just the comedic relief guy!
Anya: I disrespected my master...I shall commit suicide
Onwa: I'll help you!
Ain't we missing someone?
Everyone: Jackson
Ugggggg!
Pando: So, how's my sequel looking so far?
If you don't know, this is a Star vs. The Forces of Evil fanfic. You don't exist in the show
Pando: But I'm Kelly!
And Kelly had chemistry with Marco
Pando: What!?
You know, Macaria was supposed to be in a love triangle with you and Star, right?
Pando: Whattt!?
Yeah. It's just you're too similar to Brittney so it was kinda hard to incorporate it
Pando: Then in the sequel put me in the fucking love triangle, except I'm the main character instead of that half god! Wait, human now!
Star: What the fuck, man!?
If the readers want a sequel, I'll think about it
Pando: Satisfied
Venus: So wait, you're actually giving him a sequel!?
Maybe I am...maybe I'm not...
Jan: No fair! I want a sequel!
Brittney: You snooze, you lose
Who said you was gonna be in the sequel?
Brittney: But Pando and I are partners!
You'll have to share the spotlight with him
Pando: Wait, you fureal!?
Brittney: My spotlight is not for sharing!
Macaria: You're actually considering a sequel?
If the readers want one, sure
Macaria: Don't let Pando get a sequel! It's unnecessary!
Star: Actually, I wanna see how it turns out
Macaria: Are you serious!?
Venus: This isn't fair!
Jan: Are you even supposed to be here?
Y'all, can we begin what we're supposed to do? The scripts are in front of you guys
Everyone: Fine...
Jackson: I brought some quarantine snacks with me!
Ugggg!
Star: I don't like you but you're good at finding what I like
Jackson: Yo, why are Pando and Brittney acting weird?
Jan: Cuz they might get their own sequel
Jackson: What!?
I'm only saying that to get them to leave me alone
Venus: See? I'm not the only manipulative one!
Jan: Yo, where were you this season!?
Venus: Working my ass off for an ungreatful former demigod-now-human
Star: Y'all don't gotta rub it in my face that ima human now! This is bullshit!
Brittney: Exactly. The important thing is my time is coming. I'm prom queen and ima take over Wong Cosmetics soon!
Macaria: That just gave me goosebumps
Jan: Whatever. Y'all, I gots magic!
Venus: Correction, a magical being lives in your phone and mainly ignores you. I'm the one who actually has magic around here
Jan: Shut up!
Macaria: Yo, but fureal though. Out of everyone here, I got the short end of the stick
Pando: I was shot by my own twin half brother and the bullet was in my heart! If it were purified stardust, I woulda been dead! Then I been working to help everyone out but all y'all ungreatful as fuck! I dragged a man down to hell and now I'm having some sort of identity crisis but I'm handling it suspiciously well! I nearly drowned! So tell me. Who really got the short end of the stick?
Macaria: My boss who had his eyes gouged out cuz he tried to rape me somehow got his eyes back and was with Immortal. He somehow had pictures of the time Jackson and I had se...massage time! I was being forced to marry the prince of a whole other dimension! I was abducted by Gatos members who were under my boss' command who was under Immortal's command and was nearly sent to trafficking! I was stabbed 37 times! So tell me. Who really got the short end of the stick?
Onwa: Yo, that's nice and all, but my sister and I are practically nonexistent!
Brittney: Woah, once you think about it, the Ikenga never really had that big of a role
Jan: You're right! Damn!
Venus: Hopefully the next season will be when the Ikenga shine
Y'all totally forgot about me. Just here. Sitting here. Waiting for y'all to stop talking so we can get to work
Jackson: Today's May 20th
Star: Woah! I gotta go save the universe!
Pando: But you can't cuz you're human now hehehehehehehehe
Star: Leave me alone, man!
Venus: Usually, I'd support Star but right now, I think ima let him figure this out himself. He's a big boy who can make big boy decisions
Star: You still mad I used you?
Macaria: I'm still mad at you for than too!
Jan: Don't worry! I'll get Glossaryck to come up with something!
Jackson: He don't like you tho
I think ima leave. I'm being ignored...
And that's all I gotta say! I never got to edit chapters. Don't know if they'll ever get done. How have y'all been spending your quarantine so far?
This whole coronavirus thing has changed everyone's lives. There's been lots of uncertainty and stress and trouble.
For me, I think ima explode. Like, ever since this whole quarantine thing happened, everything that could go wrong started to go wrong. I've been tryna stay positive and I've been writing to keep my mind off of things but now it's not as easy. My dad died (not because of the coronavirus) and his death fucked me up. Now I can't even write cuz I'd think about him. He was a writer and he got me into writing. So, for the sake of my sanity, I've decided to take a break from writing. At least on this site. Wattpad is a different story.
I was planning on releasing season 3 on May 20th, the day the universe is supposed to end in the Dimension Hoppers world (aka today), but now ima push it to August 1st. I know this sounds like excuses and shit but like, ima bout to go insane. Ima take the rest of this month, June, and July to process everything that's going on in my world. Y'all can leave a review and PM me, but I won't answer any PMs until August 1st.
Thank you for y'alls patience and please stay safe.