It wasn't a surprise that he won. He did expect it. His parents are proud of him. Uchiha Sasuke the first ever student council president of Konohagakure. So, everything should be fine. But they aren't. Sakura and Naruto who are on the council with him continuously try to get him to do certain things he doesn't want to. Or they are disapproving of rules he tries to set in place. He can deal with it, but it doesn't stop being annoying.
For some good news. Obito is finally allowed to go outside. Sasuke has been asked to give him a tour. Obito says he doesn't need one. He already lived here before. So, they are going to visit some of his friends. They still don't know he's alive. And thus, they decided to prank them. First victim: Itachi's leader: Kakashi.
They are in front of the man's apartment. They had asked Itachi for his schedule, so they could surprise him. Sasuke is going to ring the doorbell and then Obito is going to act like it's completely normal what's going on.
Sasuke rings the doorbell and a half-asleep man opens up. It's the same man Obito had been stalking that day. 'What can I do for you?' the man asks.
'I heard many things about you from Itachi and Obito.' Sasuke says. He has to act all cute and innocent. Something which he isn't. He is the most powerful person on the planet. He's handsome not cute.
'Obito died before you were born.' The man looks more tired that shocked. Time for Obito to enter the scene.
'I'm dead? I didn't know.' Obito makes sure to act all hurt. A hand is on his chest to fake heart pains. It's doing a convincing job.
'What?' Kakashi does a second take. He blinks and them promptly shuts the door. The door smashed closed.
'Wait! Bakakashi! Open up.' Obito rams on the door but the door isn't moving. It's likely Kakashi is leaning against it.
'You think this is funny don't you! Impersonating the dead is an offence.' He screams from behind the door. It's still way too loud in Sasuke's opinion.
'Only if they are dead and I'm still very much alive. Thank you very much.' Obito is seriously offended at this point. Sasuke looks at the man and laughs. He's acting like a child. And Sasuke is supposed to be the child here. Even though he's more like an adult than the other two.
'It's really you?' Kakashi opens the door to look over Obito. He's a bit more accepting of what's happening now. Not that he completely believes the others.
'Ask the Hokage. He'll confirm it.' Obito has a laugh on his scarred face. It only shows partway because he doesn't have too much motion in the scarred half of his face. It's a shame his handsome Uchiha face is deformed. But it's less competition for Sasuke so he'll take it.
'Why have you been gone for so long?' Kakashi narrows his eyes. Rightfully so. It is suspicious. If Sasuke had been in the same position he would do the same thing. Only he can take the man on without burning himself out.
'Been kidnapped. Became a criminal. Done this, done that. The usual.' Obito shrugs it all off. Sasuke gives Obito a punch in the side, he's supposed to apologize and repent. Maybe he should bring Obito to some shrine in which he'll have to pray daily and milk cows or something. He doesn't really know what people do in these kinds of places.
'He caused the Kyuubi incident.' Sasuke supplied. Kakashi's eyes widen. Is that going to be the reaction of everyone? Boring.
'You killed sensei?' Well that's news. Sasuke didn't know their teacher died in the incident.
'He killed himself. I had nothing to do with it. He could have used a different seal.' Sasuke doesn't get what they are talking about. It must be something big or something. Sasuke needs to do more research.
'I hate you!' Kakashi screams at him. Obito must have hit a nerve. Kakashi punches the wall next to him and a few cracks for. While it's impressive. It's nowhere near the devastation Sasuke would cause. He can control gravity after all.
'What a coincidence me too! You are the one that killed Rin!' Again, bringing up people Sasuke doesn't know. This Rin person must be pretty important. Maybe a lover? That would be gross.
'I know. She jumped in front of me and before I could stop…' Kakashi's gaze is down. That person must be dead then. Maybe there is something he can do to help. Like a jutsu to turn dead people alive again.
'I know. I saw it happen.' Obito looks directly into Kakashi's eyes.
'You were there, and you didn't help?' Kakashi asks. His fists are shaking. Sasuke puts his hand on top to stop it. It's blocking his view of the doggy in background.
'I just arrived there. Not like I could do anything besides murdering those assholes that kidnapped her in the first place.' If Sasuke was there he would have helped. Maybe he can turn back time and help them out?
'You were the one that did that.' The gears in Kakashi's head are turning. Does that mean Obito has something special? 'The hokage lets you walk around?'
'I'm deemed unstable and have to go to therapy.' Sasuke snorts. The previous three therapists had already given up. The current one is the best there is and he's stubborn enough to continue the process. It's Ino's father and he creeps Sasuke out.
'Good luck then. I hope I'll never see you again.' Kakashi quickly closes the door. Probably to sulk and pet the doggies. Sasuke can hear the dogs in the background. If only he could get inside and hang out with them as well. He would do anything to pet the dogs.
'Maybe we will,' Obito mumbles. 'Whatever.'
'Obito who's next?' Sasuke looks at the other. Hopefully the next person they prank will have a better reaction.
'Let's bother Gai.' Sasuke doesn't know who Gai is but hopefully he's better than this person.
Sorry if updates slow down a bit. I'm working on another story, which I'm going to finish before uploading and it's sucking up time. I'll still try to update regularly.
Next up is an interlude and then we'll have a timeskip.