If you thought the laxative incident was bad, wait until I tell you about this story... The day where my girlfriend accidentally caused the worst hex I had ever experienced. I hardly even believed in curses until that day.
I had planned a little walk through the forest with my friends. I hadn't seen past my campsite, and I was curious about what was out there. I eagerly anticipated their arrival for a few minutes, but they eventually came. "Ready to enter the woods?" Rosie asked, walking up in a pink diaper and frog jacket.
"Definitely," I said, sporting a purple diaper and my signature sweater.
"This should be so exciting," Jill said, patting her green diaper and putting her orange hoodie on.
"What are we waiting for?" Jack asked, zipping up his black jacket and checking his cyan diaper.
We ventured out of my campsite into the trees ahead. I'll admit, I didn't know what exactly was out there, but it didn't hurt to find out, right? Right?! The shine of the moon grew less and less visible as we trekked deeper into the trees. I tripped over tree roots, due to not seeing anything. "W-Whoa!" I yelled, falling and sliding down a small dip.
"Charlie! Are you okay?" Jack asked me.
"Y-Yeah... Just don't step there, heh..." I mumbled, my head and butt seriously aching.
Rosie tiptoed past the tree and slid down to me. "Definitely not trying this again..."
"No, it's fine," I mumbled. "Actually gave me a real thrill..."
Rosie looked over in the distance and pointed. "Whoa, what's that?"
I looked where she was pointing. There was a strange glow coming from a gap between two trees. I gasped. "It has to be a flashlight! Guys!" I called up to Jack and Jill. "Rosie found a light! Come on!" The two of us ran off, the couple trailing behind. We stumbled a bit, not paying attention to our surroundings, but we finally got to the source of the bright light. "It's a... It's a..." I held the object up. "...a pacifier?"
Rosie was stunned. "A glow-in-the-dark pacifier! Genius!"
"But... why would it be in the middle of the forest like this...?"
"Someone probably dropped it...?" Jack proposed, struggling to come up with a more logical explanation.
"Well... finders' keepers!" Rosie suddenly yelled, snatching the pacifier out of my hand.
"Wha... Rosie!" I stammered. "You can't just use a weird pacifier we found in the woods! What if it has some sort of disease?"
Rosie nonchalantly told me, "I'll be fine, it looks clean, silly." She popped the pacifier into her mouth and began suckling on it.
"Whatever. Let's just get going," I said. We walked on for a minute or two more before I was practically blinded by the pacifier. "Uh... Rosie? Is your pacifier getting brighter?" I asked.
"Y-Yeah... I don't know why dis is happening..." she muttered. The pacifier illuminated so much, it practically lit up the entire forest. "What'th going on?" she nervously asked. She tried pulling it out of her mouth to no avail. "Mmm... it won't come out!"
"What do you mean it won't come out?" I asked, getting a bit annoyed. I grabbed the pacifier and tried pulling it out.
"Ow!"
In disbelief, I asked, "It's not doing anything?!" The pacifier abruptly made a strange whirling noise. "That... can't be good..." I mumbled. The noise got higher and higher until the pacifier itself eventually flashed like a beacon. I saw a great flash of white before blacking out and crashing with a thud.
When I regained consciousness, I was a bit disoriented and forgot where I was at first. I looked around and saw that the sun was in the sky. "We've been laying here all night...? What happened?" I moaned, still a bit dizzy. I saw Rosie, Jack, and Jill lying nearby, also knocked out. "Guys! Wake up!" I shook them a bit.
"Ugghh... My head... What happened last night?" Jill asked.
"It definitely had something to do with- Hey, where'd it go?" I noticed. The glowing pacifier was out of Rosie's mouth, that was a good sign, but it was absolutely nowhere to be found. "Rosie! Rosie!"
Instantly jolting awake, she yelped, "Ah! Last night was horrible! What was it with that pacifier...?"
"Whatever it is, it beats me," I said.
"Well... whatever. It's in the past, and today's a new day. Anyway, now that I'm conscious again, I really need to-" Rosie gasped. "W-Wha...?!"
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"When did I put on actual underwear last night?" Rosie asked, clearly confused and worried. "When did you put them on?" She pointed to my waist. I looked down and saw that my diaper was replaced with pink undies.
"Okay..." I said, starting to get freaked out. "I definitely wasn't wearing these last night..." I looked over and saw Jack in boxers and Jill in panties. "You guys are the same way!"
After looking at his underwear, Jack yelped and asked, "H-How? How did this happen if we weren't wearing these last night?"
"Maybe we just had a memory lapse," Jill suggested. "We could have worn these last night..."
I feebly replied, "Maybe... but I just feel like I wore a diaper yesterday..."
"We should probably head back to our campsites, silly," Rosie suggested. "Definitely not ruining these."
"Agreed," Jill and Jack both said.