Harry Potter and the Big Frickin' Bucket
In Ron's jail cell, there was a rather large bucket. Ron kept on eating slugs and then chundering into the bucket. "Better out than in." Said Gandalf. His goal was to fill the bucket to the brim in order to appease Evil Dementor. Evil Dementor was the dementor that had previously sucked up Professor Quirrell's soul, which came bundled with a piece of Voldemort soul. It demanded that Ron fill up the entire bucket with foul liquids, or else he would have a prison shower scene. Harry and Gandalf didn't feel like helping out. Before the bucket was filled, Luna Lovegood rushed into the jail, dressed as a popsicle. She tried to heal the wicked Evil Dementor with the spell "Cillitus Bango" but all that did was make it angry. Evil Dementor sucked Luna's soul out real good, then it forgot about Ron and went off to harass someone else.
So sad.