My Sassy Girl
Chapter 17
Disclaimer: Naruto Owns me, Ino Owns me. Karin really really Owns me.
We are in a relationship now, we are dating(?) if you want to call it that... but these terms don't really apply to us... you already know why, Yes!… because she's not normal or that we were already like that from the start without being aware... Also we haven't really discussed anything, but we are together in this, that we know. So whatever.
What is the most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders... and Ino is good...
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... in giving them.
Sigh... The rain is really pouring on today!
It really sucks when you have to go outside on a rainy day, right? Your clothes get all wet...
But if Ino calls, to tell me to come out... I go out. Why? Because she'll be mad... well, she'll beat me... so that what happened when I was leisurely planning to watch some spicy Movies on my laptop at home...
['Riiiiing'] Who-else than my Girlfriend…Hehe, she might be missing me.
I picked up "~~Hello~~"
"Hey, What are you up to today?"
"It's raining, so I'm going to watch a movie at home... I rented 'Touch Me' " ^_^ Ahh... don't you just alone time when you can watch these movies…
"…. Punch Me?"
"…. " -_-;;
"Naruto, Listen I don't have anything to do... you should come out with me."
HAH! "No! I'm busy!"
"What business?"
"No, B-U-S-Y! ... Ugh, damn this phone..." I took a moment to look at my really crappy phone which is breaking up my voice, and confusing her.
But how can I say no to her? She wants me there... I have to treat her well while I can. ^^;
So I promised to see her at Naritasan street in the afternoon.
I casually washed my face, ate something for lunch, put on my clothes, took my cellphone... opened the door, and went outsi- "Oh wait, I forgot my wallet. Damn.."
So I went back to get my wallet. I checked how much I had and... I only had three 100 yen coin (~$3) on me... crap..
"Hey, Bro~ , I'm borrowing some of your money. Mom's not home, so... I'll pay you back tomorrow!" -_-;
Meet my sister, Karin Uzumaki Namikaze, 2 year younger than me, our Mom's Mini-me in looks, hair color and temper, the bane of my existence in the house. Don't get confused with her cute-glass-wearing-girl looks, she is a cunning and brainy little brat, She can make a mountain out of a molehill over every situation. She never knows when to shut up! And It's absolutely infuriating! how she gets out of a mess while making me the bad guy. I miss those days when she was just a cute kid, still I love her, don't tell her that or rather any of this… she's Scary too.
God damn it! She took all my 5000 yen bills (~$50)! All of them!
Well, there were only three of them in there, but... How can she leave me with absolutely nothing? Over all these years, she probably took few hundred thousand yen from me this way.
By the time I looked back to my Sister, she was slipping out of the house.
"Sigh"
I called Ino again.
"Hey... I really can't go today. I don't even have money for the bus anymore..."
"What do you mean you don't have it 'anymore'?"
-_- "... it's a long story."
"Then just come out.. You still have your subway pass, stupid!"
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So, I went out to see her with a subway pass and three hundred yen. This... was not a good experience for me. I would rather not go out than see her without any money on me...
I can't suggest going to get something to eat... I can't suggest going to a cafe... I am forced to just follow her and do whatever she wants to do. Man, this is embarrassing...
So here I am in Naritasan street, It's still raining... Of course, I brought an umbrella. What kind? There are those tiny folding umbrellas, medium sized ones, and big ones that looks more like a parasol.
I brought the big one, and she brought the tiniest type, so we just decided to share my umbrella while she carries hers. The handle on my umbrella looks kinda like the club-head on a golf club...
The two of us began walking under the umbrella , our steps synchronized, Ino holding my arm, I loved that feeling… My first Ai-Ai Gasa.. [1]
Even though we had an umbrella, it was still raining hard, and our shoulders and pants got really wet. So we decided to go to a cafe and order two steaming hot coffee...
This cafe was on the first floor, and it had huge glass windows for walls... it was pretty fun to just watch people passing by.
Outside, a couple was sharing an umbrella. The guy was holding on to the umbrella, and the girl was staying really close to him.
Suddenly, the guy ran away from the girl while taking the umbrella.
The girl?… Got drenched in the rain.
The girl chased after the guy, but the guy was really fast. So she kept chasing him for about a minute in front of the coffee shop... kinda like "Catch me if you can!" situation on a beach.
The guy finally let himself get caught, but the girl was already soaked. I thought she was going to get angry, but... she just half-heartedly complained and hit his chest in a very cutesy way.
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"Achoo!" Ino sneezed. Cute
She reached out for a tissue to sniff on. "Damn…Achoo!" She sneezed once more.
"Uwaa! Kawaii..." Even her Sneezes are Cute...
"What?" She blushed lightly.
"Don't you know that you are cute?" I teased her, How can I not? Ino's wearing a T-shirt which is slightly soaked, showing her figure, her casual grace, her beautiful face… "… And that," I mentioned her form… "makes you very, very cute."
"Pervert…" She smiled then blushed. "So pervert…"
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We left the cafe... It was already getting dark... unlike the summer, the days were getting shorter... but it was still raining.
We were still sharing my umbrella. Of course, I was still holding onto it. After a while... I thought of imitating that guy in front of the cafe and so… I ran away from her.
"Catch Meeee! Hahaaa!"
My Girl?…. Also got drenched in the rain. It was funny seeing her running after me… until...
Ino started chasing me while screaming that she'll kill me when she catches me...
I got really scared, so I let her caught me... Well, to be honest, she was fast like a freak... so I got caught in less than 10 seconds.
She threw the umbrella she was holding, at me. As I picked it up.
"Hey! Why didn't you just use this umbrella instead of throwing it at me? Hahaa.. God, you're so stupi-"
And she almost punched me for that...
We made it to Shibuyaeki station. I have to take her to her house. Typically, we would take a cab, but we took the bus instead... why? Because I was broke, she used up hers and... we were both broke. T.T
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The bus station was a bit far from her house, so we had to walk for a while. The rain had stopped by then...
I carried my umbrella like a sword.. ya'know, like D'Artagnan... [2]
The way to her house from the bus station was really creepy. It was really dark, and the streetlights were going in and out periodically... and the lights were only going as far as the base of the streetlight.
We were about halfway there... but about 10 meters ahead of us, a streetlight was set up right next to a telephone pole.. Near the telephone pole were three guys smoking cigarette.
My intuition told me that they were the local gangsters.
Our eyes met as we approached them. It was too late to backtrack now. She was right next to me. I really wished they wouldn't pick a fight with me.
If there was only one person there, I could do something about it. Unless the other guy was some professional boxer or something, how bad would the fight be?
I am a sergeant in the JAF Army... Reserve, ya'know.
Even if there were two, I could go all out... and even though I may get hurt, I would be able to protect Ino.
But there were three guys. Short of me suddenly becoming a professional boxer or something, two guys would keep me busy while the third...
In that short time, I tried my hardest to figure out a way to get out of the situation... I took her hand... in case we would have to run.
We got closer and closer to the gangsters...
Aside from the reason that I was holding Her hand, my heart was pounding.
As we passed them by, I thought 'Thank God'. But then...
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"Hey, *beep*-"…..
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A/N: Yosh! Not really a cliffhanger… you can guess.
But it will be funny, I can promise you that!(not really)
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[1] Love-Love Umbrella, you might already know this troop from many anime.
[2] Fictional character D'Artagnan is the protagonist of Disney's The Three Musketeers.