Remouse
I know we didn't get to talk last night
What with you and James beating the shit out of Snape
But
I wanted to say I'm sorry.
Serious
?
Remouse
About last night
I got drunk, I came onto you after playing dares
It was totally inappropriate
And then the whole stupid thing with Snape
Serious
so you regret it?
Remouse
Well, I know you're not into me
And I really really hope this isn't going to change our friendship
Serious
mouse you total tit
do you really think i'd have made out with you back
and then spent all that time in the garden
getting frisky with your hands down my trousers?
if I didn't want to?
Remouse
…
You wanted to?
Serious
obviously?
in what world
do i do anything i don't want to?
Remouse
Since when?
Serious
idk
i had a thing for you basically since we met
and then you dated edgar
and i guess i didn't think it'd happen
so I hooked up with other people
sowed my wild oats a bit
ya know the score
became a bohemian with a pet lobster
Remouse
A bohemian with a pet lobster
Christ
Serious
y'know
it'd be great if you could give me something back here
i need to know whether i should pack goose and my things
and go and herd cattle in some far off land
for the shame of admitting my feelings
Remouse
God sorry
Obviously I like you
I wouldn't have kissed you otherwise
It's been years, really
Serious
why did you never say?!
we wasted all that time?
Remouse
Same reason you didn't, I suppose
And then last night
I got drunk and just thought
Fuck it
Serious
fuck it
that's not a very remus sentiment
Remouse
Well, maybe you bring out a different side to me
Serious
;) ;)
so are we doing this then?
going to finally let the bohemian and his lobster into your heart and your bed?
Remouse
Is that you asking me to be your boyfriend?
Because it wasn't very romantic
And Goose is coming nowhere near my bed
Serious
tell you what
you come in here
and i'll show you romantic
i'd come to you but i currently hurt everywhere and am v bruised
Remouse
No Goose?
Serious
no goose.
Remouse
On my way
Hoes of Hepburn Ave.
Sirius Black
i just need to tell you that
remus lupin and i
just had the best sex of our lives
spoonless rem
Sirius!
Good Christ
Marlene McKinnon
THANK GOD
FINALLY
altho also ew tmi
Sirius Black
finally?
also
Sirius Black changed spoonless rem's name to property of sirius™
Dorcas Meadowes
Didn't have you down as possessive, Sirius
And yes, finally
We've all been rooting for you two
Mary Macdonald
poor peter's been rooting for you for years
Sirius Black
wait
you all knew?
alright evans
Everyone except James
brutus
yeah apparently i'm emotionally stunted
pete guessed ages ago
the girls clocked recently
i had to be told lolol
property of sirius™
Peter why did you never say?!
Peter Pettigrew
wasn't my place
was it
Sirius Black
…
i'm startled that i'm that easy to read
property of sirius™
Same, actually
Mary Macdonald
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we even have a group chat
Sirius Black
lmao why is it called "dipstick dote com"
Marlene McKinnon
because James is an idiot
brutus
RUDE.
i'm laying out the rules rn that group chats are remaining PG tho
Sirius Black
roger that
paddy mcpadfoot
are u sure ur ok with me and rem?
prongulus caesar
seriously?
paddy mcpadfoot
well first off that should be siriusly
and second
ur my best friend
my brother
i want ur approval
prongulus caesar
pads u don't need anyone's approval for ur life
i'm not ur mum and dad
you don't have to impress me to make me love u
youre my family
paddy mcpadfoot
i know
but it still matters to me
i probably should have told you
but remus is so out of my league
prongulus caesar
you know
this is the first relationship
where I'm like "everyone's equal"
no one's out of anyone's league
you're great, rem's great
paddy mcpadfoot
yeah but he's like so smart
and has his life together
and is super normal?
prongulus caesar
and he's also neurotic as fuck?
you're smart
you're hella resilient, given what you've been through
you're also very chill
in a sort of ragey kind of way
paddy mcpadfoot
chill in a ragey sort of way
what a compliment that is
prongulus caesar
you know what i mean dickhead
you get rem to lighten up
he gets you grounded
i like it
probably should have paid more attention to you guys tho
can't believe fucking PETER noticed
and I didn't?
paddy mcpadfoot
yeah you're never gonna live that down?
my phone screensaver is remus
james fleamont potter you are an idiot
prongulus caesar
…
is it?
goddamn I might need new glasses