Total Drama Boney Island
Episode 17- I Triple Dog Dare You, Again!
(Disclaimer)
Chris- This episode of Total Drama may contain extreme stunts, language, and sexual innuendos performed by animated characters that may be much for some viewers. Viewer Discretion is Advised.
(Disclaimer ends)
Chris- Last time on Total Drama Boney Island! Our campers were divided into teams of 2 so they could build boats for later use. Noah and Dawn teamed up, for obvious reasons. While Gwen and Bridgette seemingly rekindled their friendship. Gwen was still feeling guilt over Owen sacrificing himself in the game for her, but was cheered up by Bridgette. DJ and Heather had to put aside their differences for a while. And Harold was stuck with Lindsay, which didn't end well. (Laughs) During the 2nd part of the challenge, the 4 teams had to race around the island. Some of them had better luck than others. Harold and Lindsay's for example, broke apart fairly quickly. Unfortunately, I mean fortunately Gwen and Bridgette actually had a heart and saved them. Heather and DJ almost had it in the bag, until their rudder suddenly fell off. Leaving the two peas, Noah and Dawn to win. In the end it was Heather and Harold on the chopping block. In a shocking turn of events, Heather, the Evil Queen herself. Voted herself out so she could be somewhat likable again. Will she ever be likable? Probably not. Only 7 remain, who will take the slingshot this time. On Total, Drama, Boney Island!
Total Drama Theme starts- camera pops out of a toilet, pops out of a tree, pops out of a bush.
"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine."
Camera starts at the beach and goes over the sand, between the cabins, past Chris and the confession can.
"You guys are on my mind"
Camera goes over the Skull on the mountain and into the water.
"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see"
In the water and we see Harold and Brick fighting over a chest. Bubbles come out and go toward the surface. Scott is laying on his back when he sees Fang and swims away. And we look at the sun.
"I wanna be famous"
Scott and Fang run by, Cody is looking upward on a mountain at Gwen.
"I wanna live close to the sun"
We see Gwen and Leshawna are fighting Heather on a raft which falls down a waterfall.
"Well pack your bags cuz I've already won"
Alejandro is chasing Owen who chokes after he farts
"Everything to prove nothing In my way"
Noah is laughing at Owen and Alejandro In front of the Cabins
Lightning is flexing and Lindsay is watching in awe by the mess hall
"I'll get there one day"
We see Geoff and Bridgette making out on the steps by the mess hall
"Cuz I wanna be famous"
We see Zoey and Dawn being freaked out by Izzy
"Na Na Na Na Na-Na, Na Na Na-Na Na Na Na Na Na"
Justin is looking in his mirror which is broken by Duncan, DJ runs away
"I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be famous (Na Na Na Na)
Duncan and Justin are in a tussle which is ended by Chef shooting them with a water gun. We see Chef and look into the flashlight in his hand which turns into the moon in the sky.
"I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be famous (Na Na Na Na)"
We're by the fire and see Dawn smiling and Noah looking weirded out and they go to kiss when Noah's hit with Bird poop and is now angry.
"Whistling"
Season logo
(Girl's Cabin)
(Gwen stretches)
Gwen- Ah, finally I can sleep without the wolf in here. Am I right?
Bridgette- Yawns, yep. With Heather gone, I'd say everything is going to go great. As long as Chris takes it easy on us.
Dawn- I may not be the one to doubt people too often, but he's Chris. He'll do anything to break us.
Gwen- Yeah, Chris can't be trusted with anything anymore.
Lindsay- As long as Heather isn't here to steal my nail polish, I'm okay with Chris.
Bridgette- Wow, you're pretty ballsy saying that out loud.
(Confessional)
Gwen- Look, I did mean what I said. I can respect Heather a bit more. But I'm never gonna forget all the things she's done. From kissing Trent, reading my diary, constantly nagging me, and crushing Owen like she did. But the more I think about it, I never ended up with Trent anyway so I guess it doesn't matter all that much. She's still a conniving little (Bleep) though.
(Static)
Bridgette- I still can't believe I'm on the final 7! This is the farthest I've ever gone so far. Do I still have a chance, I'd say it's fairly high. But I still don't really think I deserve it since Geoff's already won. The ones I want to win the most are Gwen, DJ, and surprisingly Noah. He's done so well this time and seeing someone who went out so early the first time would be kinda cool. But who am I to judge, I went out early twice!
(Static)
Lindsay- Ohh, Final 7! That's a lucky number so I think that's a good sign. Could I win? I doubt it but I'd love to though.
(Confessional ends)
(Guys cabin)
Noah- Wakey, Wakey, Nerd and Jockey. It's go time.
DJ- When did you become the alarm clock? Usually you're still sleeping or reading.
Harold- Yeah, what's gotten you all up and awake? And don't think I don't know you two and Dawn voted for ME!
Noah- What can I say Nathaniel Grenade, your mad skills are a threat.
Harold- I guess that's a valid statement, and why'd you call me that?
(Noah just looks at the camera)
(Confessional)
Noah- I guess winning immunity last time caused me to be a bit more aware of everything. I'd say I have a fairly good chance of winning at this point. With Heather gone I'd say either Lindsiot or Mr. Mad Skills is next. But personally, even though Bridgette is cool and has been fairly nice. She's a huge target right now, if we have any sporty or water challenge she's an easy winner. And in case you haven't noticed, I may not be the strongest at sports here.
(A small screen drops down)
Alejandro- You don't say Noah, you don't say. You may be doing fairly well, but If you think you have a chance at winning. Then your good friend Owen is a genius.
(Shivers from cringe)
Noah- Eel!?
Chris intercom- Ha Ha, he asked to leave a message. The guy REALLY doesn't like you.
Noah- Clearly, and I'll tell you what "Al" I'm winning this time and you're not here to steal my victory.
Alejandro- And stop calling me AL!
(Noah just smirks and winks)
(Static)
Harold- What can I say, Noah did have some valid reasons for voting for me I guess. But there's only room for one brain on this island and that one is me.
(Confessional ends)
(Mess Hall, Breakfast)
Noah- Good Morning laddies.
(They look at him strange, Dawn kinda glares)
Gwen- Exsqueeze me? What's gotten you in such a good mood?
Dawn- Yeah, I'd also like to know. Dear!
Noah- I didn't mean anything against you hun, just saying hello.
Lindsay- Okay, but you're always sarcastic and your eyes are usually half open?
(Everyone laughs)
Gwen- Okay, now that was kinda funny.
Noah- Okay, so my eyes are sometimes squinched. (Bridgette elbows him) Most of the time.
Dawn- (Trying to keep in her laugh)
Noah- Oh, you liked that one huh?
(Dawn nods yes)
DJ- Come on admit it, Lindsay got you.
Noah- Fine! Maybe little ol' Lamebrain has some funny remarks.
Bridgette- See, that wasn't so bad was it?
(Chris walks in)
Chris- Morning campers, are you guys ready for today's challenge?
Harold- That depends on what it is Chris.
Chris- Let's just say, I'd be careful with what you eat today. He He.
(The campers look at each other worried)
Chris- Welcome to everyone's favorite challenge. I Triple Dog Dare You, Again!
(Everyone gasps, Gwen does the loudest)
(Confessional)
Gwen- Oh no! Not this challenge again! At least last time I had Owen to team up with, but now there's seven of us. Last time I had to drink from the toilet, shove ice down my gitch, and watch Owen eat dog food. I'm sorry buddy, you're a great friend, but that was disgusting.
(Static)
Noah- From what I remember last time, Owen did amazing, Gwen and Owen teamed up, and Heather turned into a hair donator.
(Static)
Dawn- I'm just praying that I don't get anything animal related. That is a straw I do not wish to pull.
(Confessional ends)
Chris- This time though, there are NO freebies. There are also no passes. The dare you get is the dare you have to do. The last of you 7 to remain will win invincibility and a guaranteed spot in the final 6. So let's get into our dare givers! Cody, Katie and Sadie, Justin, Trent, Zoey, Sam, Heather, Tyler, Leshawna, Alejandro, Jo, Lightning, Eva, Duncan, Ezekiel, Geoff, B, Cameron, Sierra, Izzy, Beth, Mike, Staci, Anne Maria, Courtney, Scott, Brick, Dakota, and Owen. Now each of you will take turns spinning the wheel. Whatever player you land on will determine what dare you'll have to perform. Now are we ready? Now take a seat at the bench. (They're seated in an order of DJ, Lindsay, Harold, Noah, Dawn, Bridgette, and Gwen)
Chris- Alright DJ, you're up first.
DJ- Alright, I'm hoping for something reasonable.
(DJ spins the wheel and lands on Trent)
Chris- Trent! Trent's dare is, listen to Trent's brother play guitar!
Gwen- Gasp!
DJ- That's not bad, right!
Gwen- No DJ, it's horrible! When we were together, Trent's brother Jarred thought he could play guitar and sing. But he was horrible!
DJ- How long do I have to listen for?
Chris- 25 seconds, while wearing headphones!
DJ- Hey, it's not eating things or licking body parts so I'll do it!
(DJ puts on headphones and Jarred starts playing guitar and starts singing. It's so bad DJ literally starts twitching. The camera looks at Gwen, Bridgette, Dawn, and Noah cringing at DJ's pain. The music stops)
Chris- And DJ is safe, for now.
(DJ sits down, Lindsay tries to comfort him)
DJ- Gwen, I now see why you prefer Duncan!
(Gwen nods agreeing)
Chris- Lindsay, you're next!
Lindsay- I hope I don't get what Heather got!
(She spins the wheel and lands on B)
Chris- B! B's dare is, to start this engine made by him!
Lindsay- Start an engine? What kind of engine?
(Chef wheels it out)
Chris- This one! (Shows off the complicated engine)
Lindsay- How am I supposed to start this?
Chris- That's for you to figure out, you have 15 seconds starting now!
(Lindsay runs up to it and tries to start it. She pulls a cord, it does nothing. She pushes a button, does nothing. She does both it does nothing)
Chris- TIME! Lindsay, you're out.
Lindsay- Oh, UGH! (Kicks the engine and it starts) What! Does that count?
Chris- Nope, too late.
Gwen- See, I told you kicking it works.
Chris- Harold, you're next!
(Harold spins and lands on Tyler)
Chris- Tyler! Tyler's dare is, run on a treadmill at the highest speed for 10 seconds!
Harold- That's not too bad, I practiced running in ninja sprint training.
Noah- That's a thing?
Chris- Okay Harold, and start!
(Harold starts and is holding up just fine, then starts to struggle a bit at the end. But eventually pulls it off)
Harold- Yes! I told you I could… whoa!
(The treadmill starts again and sends him flying)
Chris- Harold, you're safe! Noah you're up!
(Noah spins, he lands on Sam)
Noah- Oh boy, let me guess? Video Game related?
Chris- Yep! Beat Sam's record on this game!
(Throws him a game guide)
Noah- Hold up, I'm just expected to beat something I've never played?
Chris- Yep, now go!
(Noah attempts to play the game but has no idea what he's doing. He does not beat Sam's record)
Chris- Sorry Noah, you're out.
Noah- Oh, big shocker there.
Chris- Dawn, your turn.
Dawn- Oh, please be something reasonable!
(Dawn spins, lands on Scott)
Chris- Scott! Scott's dare is, eat a piece of mystery meat.
Dawn- Oh come on! Fine, let's get it over with.
(Dawn eats the piece of meat, but looks worried)
Chris- And Dawn moves on!
Dawn- That wasn't so bad I guess, what was it?
Chris- Oh, just shark meat!
Dawn- Gasp! NO! Do you know what they do with sharks after they take their fins? They throw them back in the ocean and they suffocate! (Turns Green) I'm gonna be sick!
(She runs in the woods and she throws up)
Chris- Bridgette, you're next!
(Bridgette spins, she lands on Owen)
Chris- Owen! Owen's dare is, try to fart.
Bridgette- What! That can't be it!
Chris- That's what it says.
Gwen- (Snickers) Of course that's what it is.
Bridgette- But I'm not Owen, I can't just fart on TV. I don't even think I can right now.
Noah- You threw up on TV
Gwen- Oh come on. Owen does it all the time, give it a try.
Bridgette- Okay, I'll give it a shot.
Chris- I'm just gonna stand over here.
Bridgette- (Bridgette bends over a bit and starts to push) Hnggg! (Nothing) Breaths out. Hunggg! (Nothing again, takes a few breaths) Hungggg!
(Fart!)
Bridgette- There! That wasn't too bad I guess. (Sniffs) Ew, gross!
Chris- And Bridgette's still in the game!
(Bridgette goes it sit down) (Accidentally farts again) (Gwen and Dawn cringe a little)
Bridgette- Whoops! That one slipped out.
Dawn- Don't worry, you'll get over it.
Bridgette- I sure hope so.
Gwen- Yeah trust me, it'll all "blow" over by tomorrow. (chuckles) Sorry, couldn't resist.
(Gwen and Dawn chuckle)
(Confessional)
Bridgette- I never thought I'd be glad that I farted, but hey I'm still in the game. Oh and Owen, I'm gonna get you back for this! That was just plain gross! (Fart) Ugh! See what you've done!
(Static)
Gwen- (Laughing) Man, even when Owen isn't here he still brings the fart jokes.
(Static)
Dawn- Oh Owen and his flatulent fanatics. I can't help but find them kind of amusing.
(Confessional ends)
Chris- Gwen, you're up!
Gwen- Come on, be nice to me wheel!
(Gwen spins, lands on Jo)
Chris- Jo! Jo's dare is, to DIE!
Gwen- Wait what!?
Chris- DYE, your hair pink!
Gwen- AHHH! Even worse! Nope! I'm so done here!
Chris- and Gwen steps down!
(Confessional)
Gwen- If I had to dye my hair pink I think I'd be better off dead! I don't know why other girls like pink so much. It's so bright, and sparkly! And reminds me of Unicorns and Glitter! All of which I hate!
(Confessional ends)
Chris- And we're back to DJ!
(DJ spins, lands on Eva)
Chris- Eva! Eva's dare is to lift this 400 pound weight!
DJ- Say what now? That's like lifting Owen, Gwen, Noah, and Dawn combined!
Gwen/Noah/Dawn- Hey!
Gwen- I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Chris- And have at it DJ!
(DJ tries to lift the weight but he has no luck)
DJ- UH! I'd like to see her try it!
Chris- I'm glad you said that DJ! Because she left a video of her lifting it! Hit it Chef!
(A video plays of her lifting it no problem)
Gwen- Remind me to never piss her off.
Noah- Okay, don't piss her off!
Chris- And we're down to Harold and Bridgette. Harold you're up again!
(Harold spins, he lands on Alejandro)
Chris- Alejandro! Al's dare is, to guess what this is in English! Alejandro es mejor que los demás!
Harold- Suck it Al! I took 4 years of spanish! That would mean Alejandro is better than the others! Hey!
(The others just glare at the camera)
Noah- Wow, jealous much?
Chris- Harold is right! He moves on! Bridgette, you're next
Bridgette- Come on what's worse that a fart?
(She spins, lands on Cody)
Chris- Cody! Cody's dare is, swim with sharks!
Bridgette- gasp! Yes! I love swimming with sharks, I'm ready Chris.
Chris- Wow, okay. Chef get the pool ready!
(Bridgette jumps in and looks completely calm)
Gwen- Ugh, we should probably check on her. It's been 2 minutes!
(Bridgette comes back up)
Bridgette- (Breaths in) That was so cool!
Chris- And Bridgette once again moves on! Harold, you're up again!
(Harold spins and lands on Duncan)
Chris- Duncan's dare is, wow! This one is specifically for Harold! Admit that Duncan is smarter than you!
Harold- What! Gosh! I will never admit that! EVER!
Chris- So you're giving up invincibility?
Harold- Yes, only because I cannot give him the satisfaction.
Chris- So that means Bridgette wins!
Bridgette- Yeah!
(She high fives Gwen)
Gwen- Nice job, looks like you got your second wind.
(Bridgette glares)
Gwen- Too soon?
Chris- Alright campers, I'll see you at the fire!
(The Dock)
Noah- Well, I know it may not be the right move but I'd say we lose Lindsay. She's just a free vote for anyone really.
Gwen- You know what, I'm in. Lindsay is great in all, but she could be used against someone.
(Mess Hall)
Harold- So, are you guys with me?
(Lindsay and DJ agree)
(Campfire Ceremony)
Chris- Welcome everyone! Tonight only 6 of you will remain. Let's get to the votes!
(Confessional)
Bridgette- Sorry, but we had to pick someone.
(Static)
Gwen- No hard feelings, it just had to happen
(Static)
Lindsay- I don't really want to, but Harold said to.
(Static)
Harold- Like I said, only one brain!
(Static)
Dawn- I'm sorry, but it's close to the end and well, I know you the least.
(Static)
Noah- I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not really. I've lost way too many brain cells.
(Static)
DJ- No offense man, you're one smart guy though.
(Confessional ends)
Chris- Well, let's get to it. I have 6 marshmallows on this plate. One of you will not get one. That player must immediately report to the Dock of Shame and take the Slingshot, of Shame. The first Marshmallow goes to Bridgette for winning invincibility. Next
Harold
DJ
Dawn
And Gwen
(Noah and Lindsay look nervous)
Chris- Okay you two. One of you has to go. But the camper safe is…
(Suspenseful music)
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Noah!
Chris- Sorry Lindsay, you're out.
Lindsay- Hey, at least I didn't vote for myself this time.
(She hugs Noah)
Noah- Whoa, what's this all about?
Lindsay- I missed your half open eyes that's all.
Noah- Thanks? Uh, bye I guess?
(Slingshot)
Lindsay- Well, goodbye guys! This was fun.
(Gwen and Bridgette wave goodbye)
Gwen- Take care!
Bridgette- Take care of Tyler!
DJ- See ya Linds!
Lindsay- AHHHHH!
(Over the horizon)
Chris- And only 6 remain! Who will be flung out next? Find out next time on Total, Drama, Boney Island!
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(Credits)
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Written By Derek Phillips
Based on the TV series made by Fresh TV
All Characters are based on their TV counterparts and are in no way true to the canon story. Unless you want them to be.
Starring the voices of
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen
Carter Hayden- Noah
Caitlynne Medrek- Dawn
Kristin Fairlie- Bridgette
Brian Froud- Harold/Sam
Cle Bennett- DJ/Chef Hatchet/Momma
Stephanie Anne Mills- Lindsay/Katie
and Christian Potenza- Chris McLean
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(Also Starring)
Scott McCord- Owen/Trent
Rachel Wilson- Heather
Drew Nelson- Duncan
Alex House- Alejandro
Emilie-Claire Barlow- Courtney
Dan Petronijevic- Geoff
Novie Edwards- Leshawna
Peter Oldring- Cody/Tyler/Ezekiel
Adam Reid- Justin
Katie Crown- Izzy
Tyrone Savage- Lightning
Barbara Mamabolo- Zoey
James Wallis- Scott
Jon Cor- Brick
Cory Doran- Mike
Laurie Elliott- Jo
Sarah Gadon- Beth
Lauren Lipson- Sadie
Julia Chantrey- Eva
Kevin Duhaney- Cameron
Athena Karkanis- Anne Maria
Carleigh Beverly- Dakota
Ashley Peters- Staci
N/A- B