A/N: Idk why, but I haven't written Zosan in a while.

Tags: Drinking, Bars, Slightly OOC!Luffy (the only Lu I write lmao)


That Blonde Guy


"That blonde guy is hot."

"Oh yeah?" Zoro knocks back his seventh bottle of beer. "You should go talk to him."

"Oh, no no," Luffy laughs, clapping Zoro on the shoulder. "You should go."

Zoro raises an amused brow. "Why me?"

"I dunno, maybe because he's been checking you out the last ten minutes?"

Zoro pauses and casts a sly glance over to the stranger in question. Sure enough, his blue gaze met his, and he turns quickly, investing himself back into the conversation he was having with some red head. He was hot.

"How...the hell did you figure that out, Lu?"

Luffy takes a swig of his drink. "I have a good eye for this kind of thing."

Zoro chuckles in his haze. "Nah, you're just drunk."

The younger man's lips curl up into a grin. "I never said that didn't help."