Flip once aired a Flippy commercial around Royal Woods. However, it never got a second broadcast, due to the content of the commercial that was somehow hijacked with truths. Flip is oblivious to this. Regardless, here is how it goes:

Flip does the voiceover of the commercial. His first line reads: "Do you feel messy in a hot day?"

The first kid, Ronnie Anne, takes a Flippy and directly tells the viewers, "Take a Flippy!"

He asks again, "Do you feel mindless in a hot day?"

The second kid, Lincoln, sips his Flippy and encourages to the camera, "Take a Flippy!"

Flip asks once more, "Do you feel mushy in a hot day?"

The third kid, Clyde, gulps his own slushed drink without a straw. "Take a Flippy!"

Ronnie Anne, with a slight grimace on her face, pops up to the frame. "It's Flippy!"

"It's fun!" Lincoln, popping his head as well, adds.

The three of the kids collectively tell the viewers, "It's… (immediate pause as Flip tries to find the next cue card)…Flippy!" They then take a sip and act as if they are having fun.

Flip announces via voiceover as the camera switches to focusing on a regular Flippy, "You heard that right! It's Flippy, the slushie that no one could resist! Only $9.99. An exclusive at Flip's Food & Fuel, along with Flip's wet tissues, Flip's bourbon barbecue sauce, the McFlip, the iFlip 8u, the Flip's Gift Card and the Keebler Chips Deluxe. Available in Flip's Food & Fuel. Get one this summer and this winter!"

But the announcer is changed to a doctor-sounding voiceover, who gives these disclaimers and health advisories:

"Warning: single ladies, married widows, millennials and children who are 3'5" tall and below cannot be exposed to the Flippy."

"Caution: the Flippy is manufactured with the use of laser radiation. Do not stare at the condensing moist and avoid exposure to the glistening beam."

"Handle the Flippy with care and avoid drowning risk."

"Do not apply the Flippy on mascara."

"When taking the Flippy, do not drink prescribed medications on sleepwalking."

"Ask your doctor or your psychiatrist if you should take the Flippy under your therapy from chronic throat blaring."

"Limited consumption of the Flippy may lead to the various deficiencies, such as:

Cabin fever

Extreme body heat

Back pains

Migraines

Dry tongue

Chronic quivering of the skin

Increased heart rate

Overthinking

Chattering of the teeth

Sore throat

Yawning

And loose bowel movement"

"The Flippy is prone to throwing tantrums. When it does, please refrigerate it for ten days."

"The Flippy is legal to 13 states, including the territories of American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, Baker Island, Howland Island, Kingman Reef, Midway Atoll and the Republic of Molossia."

"For suggestions, please refer back to the owner and manager of Flip's Food & Fuel. Any complaints is best reported on the suggestion box of Flip's Food & Fuel. And any resulting injuries or simple wounds does not automatically make Flip's Food & Fuel, Flip Incorporated and its head company, Bender B. Rodriguez and Family, LLC, Esq., liable to such cases."

"The Flippy is being used as a surrogate for treatment of cat AIDS and hamster craze."

"The Flippy is most recommended by social media experts and cleaning experts."

"It remains unproven and constantly discussed in the scientific community if the Flippy can be used as a renewable source of energy for raves and children-oriented award shows by the channel Nickelodeon."

"Do not apply the Flippy on eyes."

"Remove child before washing the Flippy."

"The Flippy comes with a free sample of Flip's new regrettable album."

After that long announcement, it switches back to Flip's spiel of his slogan: "The Flippy! Flip it! Twist it! Lick it! But don't dunk it! By DuPont."