Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc

'thought'

"Speech"

[Semblance]

"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)

I tap my desk in mild annoyance.

'I'm too strong...'

I frown slightly.

I haven't fought yet... but I can already tell.

Everyone just moves so... slow...

"Dove Fight Lucas." Professor Branwen- who has taught us for the THIRD year in a row- commands from the front with a yawn.

'fucking finally.'

I get up and walk across the room, casting a glance to my opponent.

He hadn't changed much now that I think about it... still blond, squinted eyes, probably the most mellow out of Cardin and his group.

'hm.'

I stand across from him with my arms crossed.

"Begin."

I launch myself forwards, ducking around his horizontal slash.

He goes for a back-handed slash, following the path of the first, but I kick him in the shin, knocking his leg out from under him at the same time I land a backhanded chop on the side of his head.

His attack falters for a moment, so I grab his wrist and twist it behind his back as I step past.

He turns his body and tries to sweep my leg, but I flip over him, there's a brief moment where I am basically pulling a one-armed handstand on him as I continue flipping forwards.

I bend forwards as my feet touches the floor, using the momentum of my flip to pull him over me, his back smashing into the floor hard enough to crack the floor tiles.

I hurl my arm outwards, dragging him across the cracked floor, then I release, causing him to be sent skidding across the floor as he skips over the uneven tiles that had risen when I smashed him into the ground.

He eventually comes to the edge of the arena, most of his momentum bled off, and continues past it, just barely falling outside with a wince as his aura dissipates.

I let out a small sigh and walk back to my desk. Qrow once more casting me a confused look with a frown. "Lucas stay after class."

"Yes... sir?" I frown.

I weave through three punches, the blond immediately pivoting on one leg and lashing out with a roundhouse kick.

I catch her leg with one hand and sweep her other leg with one foot, then I fling her at the edge of the arena by her ankle.

She catches herself mid-air and lands on her feet.

She smashes her fists together, her hair flashing brightly and bellowing outward as she seemingly explodes.

She grins. "You messed up. You should have knocked me out right there! NOW IM GOING TO KICK YOUR TEETH IN!"

She blasts off the ground, a hand drawn back. "EAAAT THIS!"

I duck past the punch, slamming my elbow into the back of her head as her fist smashes into the ground and sends me flying.

I am flung through the air as the floor detonates, but I quickly right myself mid-air and bounce off a propulsion rune, landing well within the boundaries.

"Lucas Wins."

Yang points out into the class. "HAH! SUCK IT, CRYSTAL! I made him use his semblance!"

I silently return to my seat.

"Now, why don't we do something like those normal people do at their normal schools?" Qrow scoffs as he lets the air out of his chair, causing him to sink lower.

"Why don't we tell the class what we did this summer? Starting with... Flare."

"O-Oh... I went to Vacuo with my parents... it was pretty fun, but the sand and heat was annoying.

"Lucas?"

"Pass." I deadpan.

"Fair enough." Qrow shrugs as he leans his chair back and wheels it under his desk.

"Cardin."

"Pass?" The boy asks.

"Nah, come on, tell us." Qrow's voice echoes from under the desk.

"Why does he get to pass?!" Cardin snarls.

"Because I more or less know what he did this summer, and he more than likely doesn't want to repeat it to you all?" Qrow's voice states taking on a slightly more echo-e tone. "Besides, you'd all know it too if you kept up with the news."

"Hey!"

I slowly blink and turn my head to see Yang standing there with her arms crossed.

"We should hang out sometime!"

I blink again. "Al...right?"

"Anyways, it'll have to be later, I've got things to do today." She shrugs, walking away with a wave over her shoulder. "I'm gonna go annoy my dad... bye!"

"…"

I'm really just waiting for everyone to leave, and Yang was the last person to leave.

'I... don't know how to talk to normal people... do I?'

Mr. Branwen gets up from his desk. "Alright, brat... I think it's about time we had a chat."

I cover my mouth as I yawn, but blink off the tiredness. "About what?"

"Your improvements over the summer." He states.

"Oh? I've just been training... I don't see a reason to quit even if it's summer."

"In particular, I'm talking about the girl."

"What girl?" I ask.

"Short, pink, and smug."

I blink slowly.

"Don't give me that, kid. I saw her kicking your ass before the Regional Tournament." Professor Branwen sighs.

"That is training. I got a personal trainer." I deadpan. "It's not against the rules, I checked."

He rubs his temple as he sits on the desk. "I'm talking about how she fights like she can take on a veteran huntsman?"

"How the hell do you even know this? Are you telling me that you regularly stalk your students?" I snarl. "That's an invasion of my privacy!"

He inhales sharply.

"I don't have to talk about my personal life with you." I state with a frown. "And its creepy for some old guy who is probably over forty to ask about a girl less than half of that... who just so happens to be my girlfriend. So there. That's my connection to her. Stop bothering me about it."

I smile brightly, stand up, and walk out of the room uttering a. "Stop poking into my personal life." As I close the door behind me.

"I'm bac- Mphh!"

As soon as I open the door to my apartment, a pair of lips are pressed into my own.

I eventually pull my head back, causing her to stand on the tips of her toes as she tries to reach my head with her own. "Yes, Yes, I missed you too... may I come inside before you tear off my clothes?"

"You're about to come inside." She smirks.

"…"

"Neat." I state after a small pause, shimmying past her and closing the door behind me.

She locks it.

"Also, can we talk about how you shouldn't be hanging around in your underwear? What if I had someone with me? What then?" I scoff.

"I don't need to worry about that... I seriously doubt you could convince anyone to come hang out with you." She smirks.

"Ouch." I wince. "I'll have you know, someone in my class asked me to hang out with them some time... less than an hour ago."

I toss my bag onto the kitchen table and step over to the floating sphere.

"Is it a girl?!" Neo asks, doing one of her classic menacing smiles.

I wisely move the conversation to something else.

"Hmmm... this is growing fairly nicely... I'm actually surprised you let me take out the apples and plant new seeds." I hum as I look over a bush with purple flowers, each flowing looking similar to a small butterfly.

"You're about to plant some seeds in me~"

I glance behind with an unimpressed glare. "Alright, calm down... that's what, the fifth time you've used that line since I started gardening?"

I glance back to the flowers with a small frown. "kind of a shame that these things are horribly poisonous... they are fairly pretty... actually, I might consider growing some in a potted plant anyways."

She crosses her arms and pouts. "Take off your clothes."

"You know... I should have grown accustomed to your forward-ness... but it is still kind of unsettling.

"Pants. Off. Now." She states with a frown as she slowly creeps closer and closer.

"Fine fine, light god's balls, calm down." I sigh as I take off my shirt and fling it at her.

It wraps around her head easily, forcing her to tug it off with a slightly annoyed expression, only to freeze.

"Mmmm abs." She drools.

"You are so freaking difficult sometimes." I sigh.

Pov: ?

An orange haired, hat and eyeliner wearing, man looks to his scroll, then up to a short red-haired girl, then back to his scroll.

The girl has short orange hair that swoops to one side, much like the man's own, it covers one of her eyes and goes about to her chin, the back of her hair is tied up into a little bun with a couple messy tufts of hair creeping out.

Neo: "I know we haven't talked in like two and a half months, and I'm still a little pissed at you for saying I can't stay with my hubby- fuck you! I did it anyways! I'm not a little girl anymore so you can't tell me what to do!- Buuuuut, I guess, after a while I've cooled down. I don't think I'm going to return to that lifestyle though... It'd just cause problems for my adorable little lulu~ buuut I guess I can't have you dying, so I sent you something... or rather, someone, I suppose. It should replace me in the case that you get in over your head. Like. You. Always. Do."

Neo: "My voice has gotten better, so now I can speak, scream, and shout to my heart's content... it's nice... I had forgotten what it felt like whistle to yourself and prance around the house like an idiot when nobody is watching... but as I said, I'm going to try and live a more peaceful life... one where I don't have to hide my appearance constantly... but I'll definitely never forget how to hide a body bee-cause who knows what could happen~ ;) I still love you, uncle, but frankly, you draw too much attention... so I don't think I'll be able to see you much... be safe, please.

Neo has attached an Image.

The pink, brown, and white-haired menace has her arm wrapped around the shoulders of a fairly famous white-haired boy, she has a cheeky grin as she kisses his cheek while the boy has a much more muted small smile.

They appear to be at some movie theatre, judging by the darkened room, red rows of seats, and light covering their faces, however, that could be due to the scroll taking the selfie.

Neo: "Also, I thought you might as well know the face of my boyfriend now that he is strong enough to beat your ass into the ground if you tried anything~ also sidenote, I'm stronger too and I have no qualms with kicking you in the dick if you try anything."

Neo: "P.S. When I convince this dumbass to eventually marry me, you're still invited to the wedding."

The cigar in the man's mouth twitches slightly as he bites down onto it, taking a drag and causing a large amount of newly created ash to fall off the tip.

He's pissed.

But at the same time, a little relieved and... happy? He did most of this crime nonsense for her after all... he didn't want her to become a criminal like him, he wanted her to go to a popular college, do something meaningful with her life... but, one fine day, Roman Torchwick fucked up. And the little innocent Neopolitan was forced to take a life... and liked it.

He still wants to give the brat who tainted his little girl's purity a scare, however... buuut in order to protect his bloodline, he supposes he will have to concede.

Once Neo got those strange green metal heels, she was able to casually punch an inch-wide hole through a foot of concrete... it's definitely wise to not test how far aura would protect against that.

He grimaces slightly, as it is probably wise to drop any and all dreams of messing with the couple, Neo can be quite violent when something gets in the way of what she wants... and while she wouldn't kill him... or hurt him that badly... she isn't above smacking him for being a dumbass... and said smacking normally involves picking himself up out of a wooden object, be it crate, chair, table, or door.

"Who are you?" He asks to the girl who had quite literally torn the front door of the warehouse off its hinges in order to get in.

The girl speaks up in a monotonous tone, her green eyes empty. "My name is Regalia Torchwick... I was accidently created by my master's semblance upon it being upgraded... she ordered me to find you and follow your commands. I am capable of learning and growing like any other person."

"Evolved semblance? What the hell?"

Maybe her boyfriend's dick was magical... but thinking about another man's manhood is... really gay... and while Roman Torchwick may wear eyeliner, her very much likes his women, so any and all proceeding thoughts on this matter will cease.

"My master's semblance let her create one artificial intelligence to take over one of her created clones... this granted the clone its own aura, removing its drain upon my master and creating me." The girl drolls on, she tilts her head slightly. "Hello."

Roman narrows his eyes. "Are you capable of learning a personality, or are you going to be an emotionless doll forever?"

"Emotions are well within my parameters, however, I was only born a couple days ago, so you will have to forgive me for any shortcomings." The illusion given form states.

"Was that... sarcasm?" The orange haired man asks.

"I have not gained enough data to form sarcastic quips."

Roman notes that this is going to be quite rough for a while... but the girl had appeared strong... a 'replacement' for Neo, apparently... He hopes that this 'Regalia' is as reliable as she was, along with a small part wishing the new couple a happy life.

He makes a small vow to himself in the darkness of the warehouse. "If you break her heart, Vermilion, I'll kill you myself."

I glare at the clock with all my might.

6:35

I barely slept a wink last night...

My head hits my pillow as I lay my head back down, trapped fully in Neo's grasp as the girl snoozes peacefully on my bare chest.

I've become used to acting like a pillow, but If this keeps up, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to school today...

After all, I need to get a THUROUGH shower, eat breakfast, and I don't think it would be wise to go to school being this tired...

I can skip one day, right?

I frown slightly. 'wait a minute... did Neo... plan this? Plan to drag it out as long as she possibly could in order to get me so tired that I need to skip school today?'

'…'

'eh, I don't mind.'

After all, dating this little bitch has its perks... the top of all being glorious, glorious sex... Also, the fact that I could tell her to kill someone and she would probably do it.

'But if I can't go to school today... at the very least I'd like to fight the Beowolf boss... that seems like a good plan... and I'll be completely fresh as well, at least after I get a little nap of course.'

I close my eyes, but my lip twitches slightly. 'if only I wasn't so fucking hungry...'

'and horny.'

'or horngry if you will.'

I hold up a card with a small frown.

A special quest has been received:

Boss Quest: Beowolf (One Time Only)

Defeat the Cerberus 0/1 [ ]

Rewards: +1000 Mp, +1000 Sp, ?, ?, ? Loot from its corpse

I look around.

Nothing seems to happen.

"…"

"Hrm..."

A loud howl is heard in the distance as a large figure lands behind me.

I slowly turn around to see a massive black wolf, standing about eight feet tall and well over sixteen feet long, it has a large white mask that grants it two large canine teeth, much like a saber-toothed tiger.

It lets out a breath that ruffles my hair.

"…"

The glowing ball I was preparing lowers into my hand, I clench my fist around it.

*Hurk-*

I bounce off a tree as it brings its paw up and swats me.

'ah. This is going to be fun.'

In the sky about a dozen wolves circle overhead, with feathered wings sprouting from their backs.

Another fanged wolf lands as six red eyes peer out from a spot of the forest that seems much darker than natural.

"Oh..."

[CERBERUS HAS AWOKEN]

ANNNND scene! Welp! That concludes another chapter of Cardhunter, so, how did you like it? How is our protagonist going to get out of this?! With bullshit probably...

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