Chapter Nineteen: A Letter to Draco Malfoy
'Dear Draco,
Since the world was torn asunder by the Muggle Virus, I have found myself with a lot of time to think and reevaluate my long held beliefs and feelings. In doing so, I have come to the inalienable conclusion that you and your father are right, and always have been, when it comes to the vile scourge this world knows as Muggles and Mudbloods.
It may surprise you to read these words coming from my quill, and you couldn't possibly be blamed if you found that you couldn't trust their validity and truthfulness, but let me assure you that I am telling you nothing but the absolute Merlin's honest truth when I say that I would kill the whole bloody useless lot of them myself if the virus weren't doing such a cracking good job of it.
Still, their miserable release from this mortal coil can't come soon enough and I want you to know that I will proudly fight by your side to rid the world of this foul vermin.
And that isn't the only thing I'd like to do by your side...
Just thinking about the two of us finally fighting together, closer than friends, closer than brothers...oh Draco, it's all I've ever truly wanted!
I can just picture the two of us together in the trenches now...your blonde hair slick with pomade and sweat, a smudge of dirt smeared across your pale, pointed face. You catch my eye just as the sun is setting in a Napalm sky and I give you a saucy smile. You smile back with unequaled handsomeness and virility and move in closer. My hand makes its naughty way to your trousers, my fingers sliding down the zip before reaching in and taking hold of their reward - your hard, throbbing...
Oh Draco, can't you just see us there too?
That can be us, Draco! Haven't you always wanted that as well? Don't tell me you haven't, dear Draco, I've seen the way you look at me when you think no one is paying attention. There's no shame in it, my love, I've always felt the same way. I think that's why we fought against each other all these long, hard years - we were really fighting against IT - that unstoppable force that has been drawing us together like magnets since the very first day we met while getting fitted for school robes in Madame Malkin's Robes for All Occasions. I think part of me knew, from that first moment, that you and I were meant for something more - something magnificent.
Oh, Draco! Please let me help you and your father! I can be your inside man, a double agent, and then at the very end, we can meet on the battlefield - in the trenches - and finally experience that sweet release we've both been aching for since that first day...
Eagerly awaiting your owl - may it fly with the speed of the wind so that your missive may find it's way to my loving arms as quickly as possible.
All my love,
Harry Potter'