Aftermath 4

(TDWT Aftermath Intro)

Josh: Hello total drama fans! Welcome to total drama aftermath coming to you live from the tropical shores of Hawaii.

Blaineley: After traveling all around the world this season, we had to wrap it up with a big shot of paradise.

Josh: And we're not relaxing here solo.

Blaineley: That's right Josh. Say hello to our peanut gallery.

(The peanut gallery waves at the audience)

Josh: We're just 2 episodes away from declaring this season's million dollar winner.

Blaineley: And right here is where it's all gonna go down.

Josh: First up, it's time to say hey to some friends who got booted off the big show.

Blaineley: That's right Josh. Please welcome... Cody! Gwen! Courtney! And Owen!

Courtney: Why did I get intro with these 3?

Josh: We're doing things way differently today.

Courtney: But I still get a song right? Cuz I've been working on mine for weeks. (Clears her throat and was about to sing until Blaineley put her hand over her mouth)

Blaineley: But first, we've got 1 more ex contestant to add to the mix.

Josh: It's miss grumpy old psycho herself, Eva!

(Eva who was straitjacket on a dolly was being wheeled by an intern)

Blaineley: As everyone who watches total drama knows. Eva threw dynamite at plane's engine and made crash in Drumheller.

Josh: And she is still ticked off about being eliminated.

Blaineley: So we had no choice but to restrain her from killing everyone here.

Josh: And our peanut gallery will soon have a say in who's gonna win the million.

Courtney: Good, because I have got a lot to say about that. A lot a lot.

Owen: Duncan will definitely win. He has too.

Noah: I'd rather be rooting for queen bee than a criminal.

Harold: That's if they and Alejandro live long enough to compete. They're stranded in Drumheller. Where the number 1 cause of death is being stranded in Drumheller.

Bridgette: Are you sure they're gonna okay?

Blaineley: They're get here 1 way or another.

Josh: And you know it's gonna be exiting however it goes down. So who does the peanut gallery think will win?

Josh and Blaineley: Who gonna root for? Who's it gonna be? It's Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Duncan?

Blaineley: There's Heather, she's an ice queen,

But she's been playin' hard!

Josh: Too bad, everybody hates her.

She'd have to pay a bodyguard!

Josh and Blaineley: Who you gonna root for?Who's it gonna be? Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Duncan?

Blaineley: There's Alejandro, he's tall, tanned and handsome. And he's charmed his way up!

Josh: To bad he's like a male Heather. And is most likely to lose his charm!

Josh and Blaineley: Who gonna root for? Who's it gonna be? Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Duncan?

Blaineley: Finally there's Duncan, he's a rebel. And is mostly to dominate the game!

Josh: To bad he's has soft side. He'd may actually have a heart.

Josh and Blaineley: Who gonna root for? Who's it gonna be? Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Duncan?

Blaineley: Now before the peanut gallery hold up their flags to show us who they've chosen to root for. Let's see how are finalists stack up.

(Footage of Duncan from world tour appears on the big screen)

Josh: Like in the last 2 seasons Duncan dominated a lot of challenges and outlasted most of his enemies. And is now 1 step closer to the finale.

Blaineley: Duncan is also the only contestants other than Heather to see right through Alejandro's sneakily ways.

Josh: Despite Alejandro being able to get other contestants to target him even Heather at 1 point and only keep a small amount of allies. Duncan was able to eliminate anyone who followed Alejandro.

Blaineley: Not mention his little soft side he likes to try and hide. Which he failed to do when he bonded and cuddled with a baby elephant and it's mother.

Bridgette: Aww, that baby elephant is so adorable.

Blaineley: Dominating rebel that no one should mess with? Or big elephant hugger? Right now Duncan's impossible to predict. And that makes him our unknown quantity.

Josh: Next up, Alejandro!

(Footage of Alejandro from world tour appears on the big screen)

Blaineley: Alejandro has avoided serious injury all season. Even when he battling rabid caterpillars in the Amazon, alien creature things in Area 51, and Owen's deadly farts on plane. Plus, raise your hand if he's the reason you're here now.

(Leshawna, Bridgette, Geoff, DJ, Noah and Owen all raise their hands while Eva just growled)

Josh: But he's not perfect. Zeke the ripper nab he and Duncan before they even got off the plane in London, and took a humiliating faceplant in Greece.

Courtney: At least he's in the final 3.

Geoff: Manly because he had you and Eva right under charms and you both doing everything he said.

Noah: He's got you there.

Courtney and Eva: Shut up!

(Footage of Heather from world tour appears on the big screen)

Blaineley: As for Heather, this season she's managed to outwit a man eating lions baby birds and all the haters on her team. And that's a lot of hate.

Josh: Nothing seems to stop her from losing a tooth. Once again Leshawna nice work, to getting scratched by an angry leopard.

Blaineley: If Duncan is our unknown quality and Alejandro is our captain come back, that makes our determined queen.

Josh: So far, this race is still too close to call. Let's take a closer look at what might stop our finalists in track.

Blaineley: Duncan is most likely suck in the middle even though he's currently suppose to be temporary teaming up with Heather. But he has worked with Alejandro temporary in order to throw Courtney of her game.

Josh: And knowing Heather and Alejandro there's a 90 percent chance of them both going after Duncan before each other.

Blaineley: As for Alejandro, he's a way picky eater. His body is a temple that will not accept fatty processed or chemical based foods.

Josh: And he won't be able to survive an eating without Owen around to cheat for him.

Blaineley: And Heather's biggest weakness other than her heinous attitude seems to be Alejandro.

Josh: Totally, he seems to throw her of her game just by being. If she wants to beat him she'll have to figure out how to block him out.

Blaineley: Here's where it gets interesting, it's time to vote for your favorite finalists.

(Courtney, Lindsay, Tyler, Katie and Sadie all join team Alejandro. Gwen, Owen, DJ, Geoff, Bridgette, Izzy, Leshawna, Beth, Justin and Trent all join team Duncan. Much to a lot of people's shock Noah, Cody, Sierra, Harold, and Eva root for Heather)

Leshawna: Why on earth are you 5 rooting for Heather?

Harold: Cuz I hate Duncan more than Heather.

Cody: Same.

Sierra: I root for whoever Cody roots for.

Noah: And Alejandro and Duncan are the reason I got eliminated.

Eva: And Harold gave me a Heather even tho I don't wanna root for any of them.

Courtney: There's no way Duncan can beat Alejandro. He relays on cheating to win.

Gwen: That's rich since you're rooting for the guy that needed Owen to cheat for him the eating challenge.

Courtney: Alejandro blew all of you of the map. He's the best player the games ever had.

DJ: But compared to him and Heather, Duncan's the only nice guy left. He deserves the cash.

Harold: Duncan? Nice? That'll be a first.

Blaineley: Anyway, peanut gallery have you miss being in the game?

(An awkward moment of silence)

Blaineley: Great. Because you'll be competing to help your favorite final 3 contestants win.

Josh: That's right, because 1 member from each team is about to risk your lives for your favorite finalist. Any volunteers?

Courtney: I am the winningest member of my team.

Geoff: I'll win it for man Duncan. And I'll get to show Bridgette my latest surf skills. (This makes Bridgette blush)

Blaineley: And who's going to represent team Heather?

(Noah, Harold, Cody and Sierra take a step back)

Josh: Eva volunteers, perfect.

Eva: What?! How am I suppose to surf when I'm in a straitjacket on a stupid dolly?!

Josh: No idea. Let's take a look at what Courtney, Geoff and Eva are up against. Players have to race to the top and then snag 1 of the traditional hawaiian lei's from Lono, the Hawaiian god of prosperity and sporting events. Then grab a board and take back down the stream. Oh, and when you get to the bottom watch out for a tiny lava spray.

(Courtney and Geoff gasp in fright)

Eva: So are you gonna let me out of these straitjacket and dolly so I can do the challenge?

Josh: Nope, we can't you killing any of us like you nearly did to Chris and everyone else on that plane. Somebody's gonna have to help you.

Sierra: I'll help you up to the top Eva. I don't want my Cody getting hurt by those lava sprays.

Noah: (Sarcastically) Good to know you care about the rest of us.

Eva: Thanks Sierra, I think.

Josh: First though. Here are some pictures of animals you could find in Hawaii.

Blaineley: If you went to the Maui zoo.

Josh: Each, team must pick an animal to represent the spirit of their player. Blaineley, which animal best represents Heather?

Eva: I'm gonna say she's a baboon.

(The contestants laugh)

Blaineley: Then Heather's spirit animal is a baboon. Perfect, Geoff can you got a choice for Duncan?

Geoff: Yep, I'm gonna go with the rhino.

Blaineley: Courtney, have you got a choice for Alejandro?

Courtney: I'm gonna go with jaguar Blaineley.

Josh: Jaguar? Are you sure?

Courtney: Of course I am. They're smart, they're lean, they're fast.

Josh: They're spotty, you shouldn't leave them alone with your kitten. Okay then, but here's the catch, if you get past that pesky lava spray with your lei in 1 piece you have to put the lay on your team's spirit animal to win.

Courtney: You regret picking the rhino now Geoff?

Geoff: Of course not at least the rhino won't eat me unlike your jaguar.

Sierra: I'm gonna have to help Eva through baboon thing aren't I?

Blaineley: Whoever lays their team's animal first will win a major advantage for their finalists. Second place pulling a modest advantage.

Josh: And last place gets squat which is gonna make the final challenge pretty impossible for their dude assuming they even get that far.

Blaineley: Good luck you guys.

Josh: And... go!

Geoff: Prepare to lose Courtney! (Runs to the top)

Courtney: You're the one who will be losing! (Runs to the top)

Sierra: Up we go Eva. (Pushes Eva to the top)

(At the top)

Geoff: Man hill was steep.

Courtney: Getting tired already Geoff?

Geoff: You wish.

(Sierra and Eva arrive)

Sierra: We made it partner.

Eva: Whatever.

(Bell dings)

Josh: Sorry, but Chris said we have to make you sing a song.

Courtney: Finally! (Starts singing) Oh, oohhh! Duncan never uses soap! And Gwen's so lame that's just no—

Josh: Not that song! A challenge song!

Courtney: Rockin' it Hawaii style! Surfing down this magic mile! Hoping I don't get burned by,
The lava that's a-flyin'!

Geoff: One last chance to prove my might. That's what keeps me up at night! Why else would I volunteer, For something death-defyin'?

Courtney: I'm winning for real!

Geoff: Yeah, yeah! I'm winning this deal!

Courtney: Yeah, yeah! I'm a surfing genie!

Geoff: Yeah, yeah! I'm winning, you'll see!

Courtney: Yeah, yeah!

Sierra: Sure, you're stiff, and don't move much,

So what if you can't such and such,You're the queen... of Heather's team! So! (Pushes Eva on the dolly down the waterfall) Go show them you're a winner!

Courtney: I'm winning for Al!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Courtney: Cause I'm his kind of ga-al.

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Geoff: Duncan needs my mad skills!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Geoff: Givin' Bridgette... some thrills!

(Lava starts shooting from the sky)

Courtney: Ah! Ah! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! D'ah!

Geoff: Ow! No fair!

Sierra: This messed up, it's true! Sorry Eva, don't sue!

Geoff: Step aside, let me through!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Courtney: I'm still coming you!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Courtney: Oh, I'm winning this time!

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Geoff: Sorry Courtney, it's mine!

Sierra: Sorry about my behind.

Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Courtney, Geoff and Sierra: Oh, I'm winning this time! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

(At the bottom of the river Courtney flies off first and lands in the water in front of the jaguar that was growling at her and bites the lei and breaks it)

Courtney: No!

(Next Sierra shoots Eva off, who flies high towards the baboon)

Sierra: She's doing it! She's doing it!

(But Eva overshoots the baboon)

Eva: I'm gonna kill you Sierra! (Lands in the water)

Sierra: Oops.

(Then lastly was Geoff hiding his eyes, manages to put the lei on the rhino's horn)

Geoff: (Pops his head out of the water and sees he won) Yes!

Josh: Geoff wins it!

Blaineley: What about Eva?

Josh: Yeah, I guess somebody better go fish her out. Lifeguard!

(2 lifeguards jump into the water and got Eva back on to shore)

Courtney: This is not fair! I should get this prize not Geoff!

Josh: No you shouldn't Courtney. 1, you don't deserve it. 2, no one was suppose to win.

Courtney, Geoff and Sierra: What?!

Blaineley: It was Chris's idea. But someone did win. And thanks to Geoff, Duncan is going to receive a advantage in the final challenge. A wheelbarrow! It'll make sense eventually. Team Alejandro congrats, you win the minor advantage, a baby stroller!

Josh: And since team Heather came in last, Heather wins nothing!

Blaineley: Ooh, that's so not going to help her in the final challenge.

Josh: I know, she's hosed!

Blaineley:How will Duncan's advantage play out? Will Alejandro be able to keep up with just a stroller? With Heather tank completely thanks to her disadvantage?

Josh:How will in the name of lono will Duncan, Heather, and Alejandro even get here for the finale?

Blaineley: Find our the answers to those and a lot of other crazy questions next time on Total Drama World Tour!