(A/N: WASTING NO TIME LET'S GO!)
Chapter 16- Fights and Knights
Moments earlier-
Mash,Izuku, and Bedivere walked back into the monitoring room, and as they entered all eyes fell on them.
"Sorry about that," Bedivere waved to them, "Uraraka, Koda, you two will be pulled out of your teams, you will go against Mash and Midoriya after a few more teams. You two can go and rest for now."
"Yes, sir," Izuku and Mash said at the same time.
"Now then," All Might called the students, "Even though the first fight ended… badly, I'd like if one of you to tell me who was the MVP of the battle?"
One hand raised, it was the onyx eyed girl was the owner of it, "Judging from the video, I'd have to give it to Kyrielight, not only did she manage to come up with a plan, she managed to keep Bakugo occupied till Izuku arrived, and she the way she held Fujimaru down was an effective way to immobilize her opponent."
All Might nodded his head, "All valid points young Yaoyorozu, but I'm afraid I'd have to disagree with who you give the shout out to, Sir Bedivere, who would you give it to."
"I'd give it Ritsuka," the knight said.
"Young Fujimaru? And why?"
"Simple, while at the end and while chasing Izuku she went lose, she managed to set things up were she would have won if her and Bakugo didn't end up fighting," Bedivere started off, "For example she managed to plant a tracker on Mash, allowing her to communicate were she was, and if one or both managed to give them the slip she had one of her Servants guarding the bomb," he then looked into the empty part of the room.
"You mean the woman who came in with you?" Hagakure pointed in the same direction.
"I am not a woman!" a voice yelled. d'Eon materialized, revealing their beautiful face and long blonde hair. "And why is she naked?!" d'Eon asked, hiding a blush.
Everyone had a few questions, who was this person? Did they see Hagakure? Where did the blonde come from?
"Ah?!" Hagakure's floating clothes revealed that she was now covering herself up, "don't look!"
"I'm not the one exposing their body!" d'Eon protested.
"Chevalier, calm down," Bedivere instructed the French Servant. "Sorry about that," Bedivere apologized, "this is the Saber class Servant Chevalier d'Eon, but introductions can be done later. Now back onto the discussion."
"Ritsuka had the foresight to plan ahead and use her Servants to work as a spy and a last line of defense, which she could have used given she didn't end up going mad and attempting to kill Bakugo and vise versa."
"I am sorry for my Master's actions," d'Eon bowed to the students before dematerializing.
"She's still there," Toru said under her breath.
"What did I say about calling me a she!" d'Eon reappeared to yell at Toru.
/\/\/\/\/\
Back inside the room with Ritsuka, Midnight, and the Servants that had been summoned.
"I'm sorry, what did you just call me?" Midnight asked with a sickly sweet smile.
"I'm just askin'," Mordred said, obviously amused by the reaction she managed to receive from the 18+ hero. "Hey, Master," Mordred asked, "ya got anything I can eat?"
"Um," Ritsuka didn't know how to respond to that.
"You are just summoned and all you can think about is food?" Midnight couldn't stop herself from asking.
Ushiwakamaru couldn't help but sign, already knowing Servants are all characters, some more than others, a memory of a golden Archer, a red Saber, a lion… Fun times.
"What? What's wrong with food?" Mordred said in a semi-defensive voice.
"Midnight, it's fine," Ritsuka said, "I've learned my Servants are… interesting people," Ritsuka had learned this from just the few Servants she had. She was too tired to put up a fight about anything and just wanted to spend too much energy. "Before you are allowed outside the building you'll need to answer a few questions and I'll need to fill out some paperwork, followed by some who needs to collect it," Ritsuka let out a long yawn as she dragged her feet to the papers Midnight prepared.
"Sounds like a hassle," Mordred said.
"Hassle? Yes," Ritsuka had to agree, "but if I don't do this I'll be legally responsible for anything you Servants damage. Now Mordred," Ritsuka let out another yawn, her eyes beginning to tear up, "Please if you would answer my questions." She then turned to the Rider and Midnight, "Um, Midnight, "Um… this might take a bit, Midnight, mind telling whoever is teaching my last class I might not make it."
"Sure," Midnight nodded her head, "I'll be back once I'm finished there," the 18+ hero went for the door and Ritsuka let out a long yawn.
"I don't like her, mommy," Jack said, clinging onto Ritsuka's skirt.
"Master," Mordred said, getting Ritsuka's attention. The Master turned her head to the Saber, her helmet went down revealing her face, "You haven't answered my question, who was that?"
Ritsuka let out a long yawn, "Is this how Mister Aizawa feels?" she muttered to herself. Taking a long breath, knowing how long it'd be, filling out paperwork, asking questions, wondering why a murder was a little girl, and a whole bunch of other things she didn't want to ask. She might have Da Vinci just take her home.
\/\/\/\/\/
The mock battles with the students proceeded with little issue after the little show Ritsuka and Bakugo had displayed. Bakugo had gone back to the class near the end after many of the fights. The current battle was with Shoto and Shoji as heroes and Ojiro and Toru as the villains. The battle was already over though. Toru and Ojiro froze to the ground and Shoto walked to them.
"Young Bakugo! You've returned to us!" All Might said with a smile, welcoming the explosive teen. "Where is Young Fujimaru?"
"Yeah, yeah," Katsuki said, hunched over. "The Witch is doing her magic or something. The rodent wanted her to do something to do with summoning."
Bedivere sighed, realizing that the red haired girl was going to be pretty much droning her way through most of the day after that. "Alright, well we can deal with that later," the knight turned to the young eggplant, "After school mind picking up Ritsuka, if she doesn't return that is."
"Yes, sir," Mash answered. She looked over to Bakugo and sent him a glare before going back to waiting for her battle to begin.
Bedivere pinched his nose bridge, having a bad feeling about what would be later.
"Hey, Sir Bedivere," All Might whispered to the knight, "you okay, you don't look so good."
"Yeah," Bedivere ground. "I just have a bad feeling?"
"Merlin?" All Might asked.
"Wouldn't surprise me that he is involved," All Might nodded, having been trolled by the Caster before. "But I feel like that isn't the main cause." Bedivere then took a breath, "Kay," he turned to the students, "Teams C and F, you're up."
/\/\/\/\/\
"Th-thank you Ushiwakamaru, Mordred," Ritsuka said with a faint smile, only her eyelids barely staying open. Jack was sitting on her lap and Ritsuka's head resting on hers. "Okay, Jack, do you want to get off for this or want to keep sitting there?"
Ritsuka had honestly found having Jack around rather strange. She wasn't scared by the fact she was a serial killer, or seemed to disturbed by the little girl's choice of clothes under the rage she had on. To her, she seemed just like a young, not so innocent, child.
"I want to sit on Mommy's lap!" Jack said with joy.
"Alright," Ritsuka tried to keep herself awake. "Let's start."
Jack answered every question honestly, not having much problem answering them.
Servant: Jack the Ripper
Class: Assassin
Height: 134cm
Region: England
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Likes: Mommy(Master)
Dislikes: The World
Perpetrates:
Strength: C, Endurance: C, Agility: A, Mana: C, Luck: E, NP: C
Class Skills: Presence Concealment A+
Skills: Murderer of the Misty Night: A, Mental Pollution: C, Information Erasure: B, Surgical Procedure: E
Noble Phantasms: Maria the Ripper(Anti-Unit) D~B+, The Mist(Barrier) C
Ritsuka finished her paperwork, finishing it off with her Servant information.
Ritsuka looked to the door, "She hasn't returned yet," she murmured. Rubbing her eyes still trying to stay awake, "Jack, if you would kindly get off my lap for a moment?"
"Oh, okay Mommy," Jack responded standing up next to Ritsuka.
Taking a deep breath and extending her arm Ritsuka decided to use her third command seal, "Da Vinci, come to me," Ritsuka called.
A light showed where the Caster appeared, looking a little upset. "Master, you took me away from coffee, please tell me what for?"
"I'm too sleepy," Ritsuka muttered out, "Now, please just explain the world right now, and I'll be out," the Master went back to her seat, going to sleep knowing the other Servants would be in good hands.
Da Vinci was slightly amazed at how fast her Master passed out, then turned to the three Servants in the room. "Mordred, Ushi, Jack, good to see you all!" Da Vinci exclaimed, opening her arms to hug them.
"Yeah… no," Mordred said, "Okay, spill it, why didn't Master seem so happy to see us."
"Yeah, why didn't Mommy seem excited to see us," Jack's tone showed clear disappointment.
"And is it just me, or didn't she seem a bit younger?" Ushi pointed out, looking at her Master and stroking her orange hair.
Da Vinci nodded her head, knowing all the answers, "Well fear not, my fellow Servants! I know the answers and the great Da Vinci shall answer them all!"
\/\/\/\/\/
Ritsuka remembered the white world she would visit whenever she summoned a Servant.
"YOU!" it was the voice, and she seemed… angered? And tired. The silhouette leaped onto her, sending her to the ground.
"AH!" Ritsuka yelled as her back felt the ground, and it hurt… Why did it hurt? This was a dream!
"What!" slap, "the!" slap, "HELL!" another slap.
"WHY ARE YOU SLAPPING ME!?" Ritsuka yelled and panicked.
"Because you made that thing," she pointed to the chained door, "active! You don't do that!"
"What do you mean?!"
The silhouette got up, and Ritsuka could swear she felt as if her brow furrowed. "Ritsuka Fujimaru, you are a gacha addict, you have a slightly clingy personality, strong will to save others, incredibly caring person, and can get bored very easily if you are not entertained, but you are a really effective worker."
"So what?" Ritsuka seemed confused, getting up from the ground only to be kicked down.
"That THING is all of you, as is me," the voice said, "it is part of what makes you YOU!"
"Like my personality?" Ritsuka tilted her head.
The voice nodded her head, "Correct! But it is only part of it, you know how left and right brains work? Left for logic, right for creativity. I am the left while the other is the right. You can say our minds make up you."
"Sounds complicated," the redhead groaned.
"Well whatever," the silhouette responded, "now, as the logical side you could say I have more, if not the only one with self control. That," the door, "has none of that, it is your gacha addiction, clingy personality, your sociopath like tendencies, all cranked to 100%."
"I'm not a sociopath," Ritsuka muttered to herself.
"Oh please," the voice said, "I know you're willing to beat some ass if they even mistreat a video game disc even in the slightest, and feel no remorse about doing it," the voice replied. "But I digress. Just know the only reason why it doesn't take over is because of me! So for the love of all that is holy in the world! Buddha! God! THOR! I don't care, just don't summon more than two Servants a day!"
"So it doesn't get out?" Ritsuka was confused. How did her summoning things make it more powerful? Wouldn't it make it weaker if it was also her.
"That thing is where your gacha addiction comes from. Don't ask me why it is like that, but it is. So summoning WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT YOU WILL GET is the same as playing the gacha," the voice explained. "So what did you just learn?"
"Don't pull more than two if I don't know what I'll get?" Ritsuka was unsure, and a little scared she'll get slapped again.
"Good girl," the voice patted her head, "Now then, how about a movie?"
"We can watch those here?" Ritsuka seemed a little surprised. "Wait, are we watching films that I've already seen or is it all just a figment of my imagination?"
"You'll see!" the voice said, "Now I have three movies lined up. Today's selections involve one Military action, next up is a tragedy, and our last choice is a horror," the voice said, walking over to a door that appeared in front of her.
"Um, horror," Ritsuka wasn't the biggest fan of horror, memories from the last time she saw a horror movie she could only remember Galahad getting his kicks off from her scaring her all the chances he got.
"Great! Be prepared to see the tale of the murder that all fear, and some Masters love!" the voice opened the door, a bright smile on her face, "Just be sure to absorb the message of the story, Ritsu!"
Ritsu? Really?
Ritsuka sighed, stepping through the door, still fearing what she would see.
/\/\/\/\/\
Back in the world of the living-
"HUH?!" Mordred exclaimed loudly. "That is such bull crap!" the Knight of Treasury kicked her legs. "I can't use my abilities to hurt people because it'd get Master arrested?! DAMMIT!"
"Yeah," Da Vinci had to agree, "While I strongly dislike it myself, at least be glad you're not a Berserker, imagine if someone like Heracles was let out." A small chill ran down her spine, "now, if you'll excuse me," Da Vinci got up and began to look for something, "have any of you seen a sharpie? Master is out and this is gold opportunity.~"
"Do not disgrace Lord Fujimaru's face!" Ushiwakamaru exclaimed.
"Aw, what's wrong Ush? Not up to having some fun?" Mordred said with a grin, deciding to help out.
"No, it just seems rude to do this to Master," being completely honest, her reason for helping her Master was quite selfish, and she was kind of hoping this would give her what she wanted. Oh so nice head pats.
"Well you're not stopping us!" Mordred cheered, finally finding a sharpie.
"Don't touch Mommy!" Jack protested.
"Don't worry, it won't hurt her," Da Vinci said with a sadistic smirk.
\/\/\/\/\/
Midnight and Nezu walked down the hall, down to the room with Servants, a Master, and a sharpie.
"I still don't think you needed me to help Midnight," Nezu said, standing next to the wall.
"Well one of them is… interesting," Midnight didn't exactly know how to say Jack the Ripper, the murder of London, was a small little girl.
"Well it can't be that bad," Nezu, oh so sweet and silky Nezu.
As they opened the door they could hear a lot of noises.
"NO! STOP IT MORDRED!" the Rider yelled, her face having sharpie marks covering her face.
"NEVER!" Mordred yelled, holding the sharpie.
Nezu watched the sight, a small girl wearing clothes only Midnight would approve of being held back by a grown woman, while the others were fighting about something with a sharpie being involved.
"Ahem," Nezu coughed into his hand, trying to get their attention. "Hello!"
Everyone stopped, looking over to the principal.
"Oh, the tramp is back with a rat," Mordred said casually.
"Well aren't you a dear," Nemuri said, having a sickly sweet smile.
"I'm so sorry about this," Ushiwakamaru apologized, "Mordred and Da Vinci were trying to draw on Lord Fujimaru's face, then I interfered, Jack tried to stab her," a small growl came from Mordred, "and Da Vinci was holding her back, sorry we made a mess of this room."
Nezu smiled, "No problem, and you are?"
"Sorry, I am Rider Class Servant, Ushiwakamaru," the Rider bowed down to the small creature.
"Wow," Jack said in amazement. "You look so soft."
"Why thank you," Nezu said, "I take great pride in my lush fur."
"Can we pet you?" Jack asked, eyes only a child could have looking at him.
Nezu thought for a moment, "One at a time please," Nezu not wanting to have messy fur, misinterpreting Jack's words to mean everyone in the room.
"Hey, rodent," Mordred called out, is referring to Nezu, with a smile managing to draw a mustache on Ritsuka, "the pipsqueak addresses herself as plural words, using "us" and "we" to talk about herself."
"Oh, well isn't that quaint," Nezu said. "Sorry for the late introduction, but hello! I'm Nezu! I might be a dog, a bear, or a rat, but all that matters is I'm the principal!"
"Hello/Sup/Hi," multiple greetings were heard from the Servants.
Nezu looked at the sleeping student, out like a light, "I see Fujimaru is fast asleep," he stated to obvious, "if it is alright, can one of you carry her so we can drop him off somewhere more comfortable?"
"Yo," Mordred said, grabbing Ritsuka and carrying her. "Let's go, I want food."
"Sure," Nezu said, thinking Mordred just wanted a snack.
Even super geniuses make mistakes.
/\/\/\/\/\
"Hey, Gali," Nejire put her chin onto the Shielder's shoulder. "What's wrong? You don't look so good."
Galahad let another shiver out, "I just have a really bad feeling," the Elite Four member let a groan out, "I mean, it's like when Bedivere came by, but worse."
"Maybe it's your father!" Mirio said, knowing Galahad had a sixth sense about knowing where his father would be.
"No, different feeling, I feel more worried than repulsed," Galahad opened the door to the nurses office. "Hey, Granny."
"What do I owe the please?" Recovery Girl asked, smiling till she saw the unconscious Tamaki.
"Galahad and I were being a little rough and Tamaki ended up getting in the cross fires," Mirio said with a wide grin and let out a laugh.
Recovery Girl's brow furrowed a little, "You should take this more seriously!" the head nurse yelled. "I expect better out of third years like you. Especially you Galahad, aren't you the level headed one?"
Galahad shrugged.
"Oh, Galahad's here?" from one of the beds a dividers opened revealing the Mage of Flowers.
"Merlin," Galahad stared at him with a blank expression.
"Oh! So this is the famous Merlin we've heard so much about!" Nejire said excitedly.
"Ah, Nejire Hado! Quite the energetic girl," Merlin said with joy, "And Mirio Togata! You look quite powerful!"
"Aw, Gali, are you sharing about us at home?" Nejire said with a sly smile, nudging Galahad on the side.
"No," the knight said blankly, "I actually don't even talk to this guy, or have his number. He has a bad habit of stalking people."
Everyone, minus Tamaki and Galahad, stared at the dick wizard.
Merlin shrugged, getting up, "See you all in your dream.~" the wizard just got up and went to the door.
"He's kind of weird," Galahad decided to say.
As Merlin opened the door only to see a group of people in front of him.
"Ah, Merlin! There you are!" Nezu on the other side of the door said, followed by Midnight, Da Vinci, Ushiwakamaru, Jack the Ripper, a passed out Ritsuka, and one feisty and rebellious Mordred.
Mordred looked at Merlin then Galahad. Galahad and Merlin looked at Mordred. Both parties looked at one another.
"Galahad," Merlin said, still looking at Mordred. "Wanna run?"
"Yep," Galahad said, turning around and heading to the window, not caring if they were on the second floor.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Mordred yelled, running after them, dropping Ritsuka to do so, leaving her on the floor.
Everyone who saw that could only wonder what just happened. The only one who knew was Nezu and he was having a little fun.
"You will be taking that out of his paycheck, right?" Midnight asked.
"Yeah," Nezu said, nodding his head. "Wonder how things will go."
\/\/\/\/\/
"That concludes the mock battle!" All Might stated, "and with the exception of young Midoriya injuring himself, and young Fujimaru and Bakugo, today was great!"
"Alright, now that you all have a rough idea of what each other's quirks do in actual practice, I hope you all take note of how you all can try and work together in the future," Bedivere said with a smile. "Now, go get changed and head back to class."
"Yes, sir!" the class responded.
"Now watch how a hero," All Might got into a pose, about to run, "RUN LIKE THEY GOT SOME PLACE TO BE!"
The knight watched the hero run out, obviously near the end of his time.
"Midoriya, go see Recovery Girl for those fingers," the knight instructed the boy, handing him a note, "but if you do end up destroying your arm, I'll send you to the guy who gave me my arm."
"R-right," Izuku stuttered, imagining getting a fake arm.
"Hey! Sir Bedivere!" Mina raised her hand, "I'm curious, why do you have a metal arm?"
Bedivere turned his head to the pink alien looking girl, "I made a deal with an annoying wizard who likes to stalk everyone in the world,
/\/\/\/\/\
Inside of Ritsuka's mind, the Master clinged to the silhouette. She was scared of the blood, but also sad, on the verge of tears.
"S-so sad," Ritsuka said, seeing the life story of Jack the Ripper made Ritsuka realize a few things. Why one of the most famous serial killers was a child, why she referred to herself with us and we, not I or me.
"I-I know!" the voice cried. She didn't know how she could do that, but it was obvious. "Poor little girl!"
"Why are you crying?!" Ritsuka asked, still crying.
"I just feel so sorry for her rotten deal!" the voice let out. Taking a deep breath, the voice composed itself immediately. "Now, what did we learn from the movie?"
"That life sucks," Ritsuka responded, feeling bad.
"Yeah, pretty much, but no," the voice looked over to the redhead, "the lesson here can be one, properly dispose of things, two actions have consequences, or that you shouldn't assume people have had a good life, and since Jack technique never had a life, you get I mean."
Ritsuka nodded her head, "Life still sucks though."
"Hell yeah, but we all know that," the voice got up, "Wanna watch more movies?"
Ritsuka looked at the silhouette, "I don't have a choice or anything better to do, so just get it over with."
"YAY!"
/\/\/\/\/\
"Merlin!" Galahad asked, while running, "Why are we running?!"
"Because that crazy knight has a sword!" Merlin yelled, "Now run!" Merlin began to pick up the pace as he ran. Damn old bones.
"Shut it, Dick Wizard!" Mordred yelled at them. "Now stop running!"
Galahad having enough of this, stopped running. "Mordred, as long as you go easy on me, I'll not stop your ass kicking Merlin!" the Shielder pleaded.
Mordred stopped, at the knight, up and down, glaring at him. "The hell is wrong with you?"
"Huh?" Galahad was a little confused, "I mean… you're going to kick our asses… right?"
"Not that," Mordred stopped her assault, walking up to him, looking him over.
Mordred forgot about Merlin, her eyes focused solely on the other Knight of the Round Table. She walked around him, realizing something was off about him.
"Holy crap! You're not a Servant!" she yelled.
"Shut up," Galahad hushed her. "Yeah I'm no longer a Servant, so is that bastard I call my old man, and same with Roman."
"No way!" Mordred yelled, surprised in hearing that. "Isn't he supposed to be dead, as in gonzo, even for Heroic Spirits?"
"Yeah," Galahad nodded his head, "things have been really weird. Now, are you going to hit me now or going to go after the wizard?"
Mordred let out a sigh, "The moment is gone," she turned around to see the buildings in the distance, both the campus and training grounds. "Big place you got here."
Galahad nodded his head, "Welcome to U.A. High School, number one school for those who want to be a hero, and if worse comes to worse, my ticket back onto the throne."
"You getting booted?" Mordred couldn't hide a snort coming out her mouth, "Now that's a funny idea!"
"Yeah. yeah, laugh it up," the Shielder rolled his eyes. "Now that we are certain my ass isn't cooked, can you tell me, why the hell you chased us?"
"You ran," Mordred said casually, "I mean, it seemed good at the time, but now I think on it, didn't seem that good of a move."
The two waited in silence for a moment, "Did I tell you Bedivere is here as well?"
"Really now?" Mordred seemed slightly amused.
"You two are getting along well!" a voice spoke from behind them. Both Galahad and Mordred turned their heads to see a head poking out from the ground.
"AH TALKING HEAD!" Mordred yelled, aiming to kick it.
Mirio not wanting to get hit activated his quirk so the part that would be kicked wouldn't be hurt, only that didn't happen. Mordred's foot touched his skin. It didn't pass through him. He was lifted through the ground.
Galahad watched in amazement. Mordred managed to hit Mirio.
"What the hell was that?!" Mordred demanded to know.
"You hit Mirio," Galahad said in disbelief. Sure Galahad managed to hit him a few times in his second year when he started to form a good friendship with him, but Mordred managed to hit him as he was now.
"Huh?" Mordred not understanding what she did just took it as her beating some random person up.
"Nothing," Galahad said, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Follow me, I imagine the others are still at the nurses office."
"Right, now wanna talk about how we can hurt Merlin later?" Mordred said with a smirk.
Galahad looked at his fellow knight, "You speak my language Mordred, even though you brought down the kingdom I loved…"
Mordred groaned saying something about bringing down one kingdom and never living it down. Truly Knights of the Round Table had this odd camaraderie even though they might have hurt each other in life.
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(A/N: Okay! This chapter to me was hard to write. Honestly it was because I just kept on having writer's block so I had to force it out, and when I force writing out I feel like it's crappy but I can't think of something else! So sorry for not updating in a bit and if this chapter is a little crappy.
But the coming up chapter is one I feel confident in! If I have a certain scene I want to write I normally think about the events surrounding it a lot better and this chapter was a bit farther back then I could work with, if that makes any sense…
So! For the poll let's check out how people have voted.
Fox Wife with 11 votes
The version of Deku were he made a contract with the world at 9
SURPRISINGLY NOT AT 1ST PLACE gae lord Astolfo at 9 tied with Emiya.
The Dark Pancake Overlord Cthulhu at 6
The guy who can't see his wife at 4
Hagakure's best friend and Koda's pet at 4
Anti-social Berserker at 3
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA at 1
And sadly bipolar Assassin at 0(I thought he would get at least 1)
Now for all those who might be wondering about how Gudako and the older Ritsuka(the one from GO/EoR/LB ) influence Ritsuka's personality, you'll see in the future(that is something I want to expand and show in the future.)
Oh! And I have been doing some thinking and I decided on ships I'll be implementing in this! It could be Hero and Servant! Servant and student(Looking at Saber(Saber route)) or student and student! You'll see when I want you too! Though I'm sure some of you have an idea of who I want with who FOR NOW! That's right! There could be more! So tell me, NOT YOUR VOTES CAUSE I DO NOT COUNT THOSE IN THE REVIEWS, but tell me who do you ship with who in this universe? Tell me tell me!
Till next time though. And not that you asked, but I wrote this instead of sleeping. I need help, this fic is gonna kill me… )