Pain
It was raining outside. you were walking through the streets of Konoha in your raincoat, which had a total of four pockets. two of the pockets were not very well placed, as they were on your boobs. The other two pockets were full of ninja stuff, tiny kunai and paper bombs. you walked into Jiraiya's house, but couldn't be bothered to take your coat off. it was warm in Jiraiya's house and your coat soon dried off.
Naruto soon ran up to you.
"(y/n) I have a present for you!" he said and handed you a ring box.
'omg is Naruto proposing to me' you thought to open the box and inside was a fridge magnet. '-_-' you thought. " do you like it? sorry about the box, I couldn't find another one."
"um... yeah.. It's.. er great.. Naruto"
"I'm glad you like it, I gave Hinata one as well and she fainted, no idea why" you look at Naruto.
"WELL WHY DO YOU THINK WHY!? YOU GAVE HER A RING BOX, SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING HER TO MARRY YOU" you yelled and hit Naruto. someone's hand grabs yours.
" calm down" a ginger man said. he had a lot of piercings. you yanked your hand away.
" woah, what's happening over here? Everyone calm down, let's play a game" Jiraiya says.
" what game?" you asked.
"7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN EVERYONE PLAYS,NO EXCEPTIONS!"
All of the guys put their name on a piece of paper. Hinata was forced to pick got Naruto and fainted so Jiraiya said they would go later. Then Ino went and got Sai. Sakura and Sasuke were paired and finally Tenten and Neji. you were getting bored as you waited for your turn. you put your hand in the hat and chose a name.
" Pain" you said " is there a Pain here?" you heard a slam as the cupboard shut and then Jiraiya grabbed you.
" He's already in there" he pushed you in the cupboard and you tripped onto the man making him fall felt his hand on a place you didn't want. you turned red and shot up.
" what was that?" he asked then looked at you. you had your arms across your chest and your face was bright red. "oh, sorry about that, there was something magnetic in your pocket."
" sure use that excuse."
you spent 3 of your 7 minutes not even talking.
"You know we could play this thing."
" whatever" your response was and then he pinned you to the floor and kissed you. you kissed back and he got rough.
" you know, I own a secret organization and we could use you, are you in?" he asked and kissed down your neck, not giving you a chance to think. He hit your soft spot and moaned.
"Oh god yes" you responded to him.
the door opened and the light hit your face. Jiraiya looked at you both, Pain straddling you.
" Time's up" he said with a nosebleed. Pain got up and offered you a hand, which you took. you both left.
" Please don't tell me I didn't lose Konoha an amazing kunoichi by playing this" Jiraiya said himself.