It had been a couple of days of hell for Kakashi, Gai is unbearable, Anko was hitting on any Guy or Girl her age and Menma was being really Sasuke.

Right now he was checking into a hotel for the group, him and Gai were going to get dinner while Anko was staying back with Menma.

(Anko)

Anko was bored out of her mind, she wanted to do something and Menma was just reading a book.

Maybe she should have a shower, no Menma need that more, he smelled like wet dogs and toads.

After getting Menma a have a shower she laid down on the bed, she heard a knocking a the door.

She looked through the peephole and saw, oh shot that shark guy what was his name... Itachi why was he hear.

Okay, Anko you need a plan... she ran to the bathroom and told Menma to not make a peep and after getting Menma out of the shower she got a bit wet and then got Menma back in the shower.

There knocking again...

"Coming" she yelled she was wearing a small towel to cover up and walked to the door and opened it.

The reaction was instant the shark went purple and Itachi went pink,

"So what do you need~" She tried to make her voice as sweet as possible, she thinks it's working.

"Itachi I think we have the wrong room" The Shark sounds funny.

Itachi just nodded and started to walk away, finally.

Kakashi turned the corner with Gai and just started before letting off a string of curse words that could make milk curdle.

Gai put down his bag and put his hands up to fight, She closed the door and got into her clothes.

Menma got dressed to she put him by the window to run for it if they lost, she could see that they were having an argument meant in Mema's mind.

She came out to see Gai fighting Itachi while Kakashi was fighting the shark, Kakashi seemed fine and was that Shark flirting with him, weird.

Gai and Itachi were really going at it she jumped over and start to help Gai, after a while Itachi said

"Kisame it's not worth it, we could come back when Naruto is less protected"

"Awww but I really like Kakashi here look at him he's so pretty"

They all looked over to see Kakashi in a stand of with Kisame, Kakashi looked like a cherry he was so red.

Itachi looked like he was going to murder Kisame.

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Poor Kakashi, you have a shark stalker, and oh god when Tobi hears with his protective Uchiha side kick in?