Sev
Nice to see the company you keep nowadays.
Even for you, Lily, Sirius Black and James Potter are scraping the barrel.
Lily
Why are you texting me?
And why is it any of your business who I'm friends with?
Sev
I'm trying to do you a favour.
I know what Black is like - I'm friends with his brother, remember?
And Potter is an idiot.
Lily
Yeah, his little brother who's about as much of a nut job as his parents are.
Leave Sirius alone.
And James is really clever, thanks.
Sev
Don't tell me you've fallen for Black?
Lily, even you're not Black's type.
Something to do with the fact you're a girl, funnily enough.
I thought you were smarter than this.
Didn't you see that disgusting display with Lupin last night?
Lily
You're such a dick.
They're my FRIENDS, Sev.
And I don't need your permission to be friends with anyone.
Sev
Think for a second about what you're doing to your reputation!
People will talk.
We should meet to talk about this.
Lily
We shouldn't.
OPERATION WOLFSTAR
lils
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Look at this conversation I just had with Sev
S2G I'm going to murder him
Marleeeeene
BLOCK HIS NUMBER
IT HAS BEEN THREE YEARS
Unknown number
You need to stay away from Lily Evans.
James Potter
who is this?
Unknown number
Severus Snape.
James Potter
lmao
lily's psychotic ex?
the total loon who lived in halls with us?
Unknown number
I know Lily better than you do.
We grew up together.
James Potter
yeah and then she grew out of you
because you're a fucking wanker
Unknown number
Just because you've got cash to burn doesn't mean you can impress her.
She's not like that.
James Potter
oh go drink bleach snape
i can't even begin to express
how much I don't care what you think
stop harassing the poor girl
and stop harassing me
before i break your face
(again)
THE GOOSE APPRECIATION SOCIETY
moony
prongs where you at?
We're thinking of going to the cinema
prongs
gym
i needed to go punch some shit
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snape messaged me about lily and the party on friday
padfoot
ooh daddy
love it when you're riled up
also wtf this boy is a total moron
moony
Lol "go drink bleach snape"
Didn't they break up A HUNDRED years ago?
padfoot
i really feel like he is a Closeted Gay™
maybe remouse and I should make out in front of him
to make him really uncomfortable
moony
He's not in the closet, he's a homophobe.
I'd still make out with you tho ;)
padfoot
;) ;) ;)
prongs
WE AGREED TO KEEP THE GROUP CHAT PG-RATED
padfoot
you really need to get laid if you think making out isn't PG
just saying
prongs
:(
James
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don't mean to be weird
but why is your ex messaging me?
Lily
Oh Lordy
Look, our break up was messy
Just ignore him
And pls don't beat him up again?
James
i mean
i'd love to
but i also can't stand him
so no promises
Lily
James
I'm serious
James
you're lily
Lily
...
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prongs
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honestly
obviously evans is my perfect woman
but HOW can she still be like "don't hit snape"
moony
Christ Prongs
You're like a bull in a china shop with that girl
prongs
?!
padfoot
look
evans is a woman who's a bit like a painting by a Dutch master
she requires nuance
subtlety
you
are trying to paint with your toe instead of a brush
moony
…
Where the fuck do you pull these images from, Sirius?
prongs
you just had a meeting with professor phalanges didn't you
padfoot
yes
prongs
look
i've never really had this before
i really like evans
she's funny
ridiculously smart
super passionate
and so fucking insanely beautiful it hurts to look at her?
and she literally thinks i'm a steaming turd?
padfoot
blimey
you do like her
moony
She doesn't think you're a steaming turd!
I just don't think she's got the chance to get to know you yet
Because you've been so stressed about it
wormtail
u cud just ask her on a date?
prongs
peter, we're looking for practical solutions here?
padfoot
yeah when prongs tried to talk to her at my birthday
his mouth just made a noise like a fart
i think we're going to need some intermediary steps
prongs
fml
great word tho, intermediary
padfoot
thanks
i just read it in this journal
and have literally no idea what it means so I guessed
lol
moony
Sometimes I think I'm dating a genuine neanderthal.