Hello one and all to the next chapter of Aloha Madness! I'm your host as always, The Crazy Man! How are yall doin today? I really hope you're doin well in these times, you guys rock! Now in our last chapter, we had the prelims start, and well, I really hope I do you guys justice on how I write them, because hooooooooo boy, I got some ideas. With that outta the way, HAJIME.

"We talk to the monsters at night."

'We think to make no sound.'

"WE ARE DIFFERENT."

Chapter 18: Teenager Insanity

As soon as Gekko's hand fell, Sasuke ran towards Yoroi, trying to end it quickly, the cheers from Sakura and Ino making his ego swell just a little bit more.

"You aren't going to last 15 mins against the power of the Uchiha!" Sasuke said while throwing his shuriken as he ran.

"A dead clan, all that's left is a weakling and a traitor." Yoroi responded, using his kunai to block the incoming shuriken with practiced ease.

At this, Sasuke saw red. Instead of attacking with trained and well placed strikes, Sasuke turned into a brawler. His swings wild and uncontrolled, he was easily blocked by Yoroi.

"This is the so-called might of the Uchiha clan? Let me show you how weak you actually are." Breaking into Sasuke's guard, Yoroi grabbed his shirt, a blue flame coming out from his hand Sasuke felt his strength disappear at a slow, but alarming rate.

'He's sucking out my chakra? This is a fight of time now!' Sasuke thought as he struggled against the grip of Yoroi.

"You see Sasuke, no matter how hard you struggle, once I get my hands on you, I will use your strength against you!" Yoroi wasn't expecting a kick straight to the gut, with the added bonus of letting go of Sasuke, Yoroi backed off.

"My strength is not yours to take! It is only going to be used to beat HIM!" Sasuke roared while molding his chakra. "FIRE STYLE: FAN OF FIRE!" Sasuke blew out a wave of fire all aimed towards Yoroi.

"HEY TEME THATS MY MOVE WHAT THE FUCK!" Naruto cried indignantly.

"Yeah but its better suited to my goals dobe now shut up and watch." Sasuke replied with an air of ego.

"This poor excuse for a fire attack wont do anything against me Sasuke." Yoroi said while dodging all of his attacks. He wasn't prepared for the ninja wire appearing out of nowhere and entangling him inside of the web. "What?!"

Running up to Yoroi, Sasuke kicked the trapped genin into the air, a move he stole from Rock Lee, the taijutsu specialist of the Konoha 12.

"LION'S BARRAGE." Sasuke finished with a flurry of kicks to Yoroi, ending with a final one to the chest that sent him hurtling towards the ground.

The dust cloud settled, Gekko walked up to the unconscious genin. "The victor has been decided! Sasuke Uchiha moves on to the final round of the Chunin Exam!"

Sasuke stood, his smile in a cocky grin. "Never doubt my power for a second!"

His smirk disappeared though as a raw tuna smacked him in the face.

"GOOD JOB DUCK BOY HERE'S A TREAT." Kyōki said, his arm extended outwards while one is still wrapped around his boyfriend.

"Can you clear the arena Sasuke? The next match is about to begin!" Gekko announced while looking towards the screen.

"Would Shino Aburame and Zaku Abumi please come down?"

After the two aforementioned genin came down, Gekko began the match. "Are you ready? HAJIME!"

Shino was staring at Zaku, "It would be wise of you to forfeit this match Zaku, why? Because you have non functioning arms, this match has been decided in my favor."

"You think I can't fight through some pain? DECAPITATING AIRWAVES." Zaku screamed as he launched his attack at Shino. Imagine his surprise when Shino dissolved into a swarm of bugs.

"Insect clone technique." Shino said, now appearing behind Zaku. "The match has been decided, attack me, my bugs eat your chakra. Attack my bugs, I go in for the kill. Forfeit."

"ITS NOT OVER YET! EXTREME DECAPITATING AIRWAVES." Zaku screamed out, taking both arms out of their slings and pointing them at Shino and his bugs.

But for some reason, Zaku kept screaming, louder and louder as he looked towards where his arms once were.

"HAHA SKINNY BOY GO BOOM!" Kyōki said while his laugh was echoed by Naruto shocking everyone. Naruto's laugh sounded like the best music Kyōki has ever heard.

"I told you, the match was decided. I plugged up your holes with my bugs, causing the air pressure to build and build and build, until there's nowhere to go but out. Boom."

Kyōki leaned down towards Naruto's ear, "I'll plug your holes after you make Chunin, my little fox." Naruto blushed harder than Hinata usually does, to the point where all his blood rushed to his face.

"The victor has been decided! Shino Aburame advances to the final stage!" Gekko shouted out.

Shino wordlessly made his way back up to the stands.

"Next battle! Will Kankuro and Misumi Tsuguri please come on down?"

The genin arrived, and with a wave of his hand, the match began. "HAJIME!"

Misumi wasted no time, wrapping himself round Kankuro, his body stretching and bending in ways not seen by humans. "Just give up, I'll snap your neck unless you do, there's no way to win."

"Heheheeh, do it, Suna shinobi never back down." Kankuro laughed at the empty threat.

"Fine then, your loss!" But the sound wasn't cracking of the neck, it was cracking of clay. "What the fuck?"

"Kankuros head turned around a full 180 degrees, chattering away, it showed a puppets face. The puppet wrapped its arms around the Konoha shinobi, placing him into a bear hug.

While this was going on the bundle started moving, revealing Kankuro!

"You sure like your stretchy body, but is it strong against crush as well?" Kankuro then pulled the chakra strings and the puppet crushed Misumi, to the point where he'll never be a shinobi again.

"The victor has been decided! Kankuro will move on to the final round!" Gekko jumped in as Misumi dropped to the ground.

"HEY MAKEUP BOY, SORRY YO MAMMA NEVER HUGGED YOU, THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY WITH DOLLS!" Kyōki yelled out, laughing as Kankuro tripped on the stairs back up.

"Will Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka please come down?"

(FUCK THAT. SKIPPING THIS CRAZY STUPID SHOW)

Kyōki didn't even laugh at the pathetic display the two kunoichi displayed. "Hey Naru, if you give me a better display, I'll teach you some new moves." At this a fire lit up in Naruto's eyes.

"Will Tenten and Temari please come on down?"

As Kyōki saw the two kunoichi walk down, Naruto noticed him staring at Temari.

"What's wrong my love?" Naruto asked while nuzzling into his arms even more.

"I think I have to intervene in this fight." Kyōki said, rubbing soothing circles into Naruto's back.

"Hajime!"

Wasting no time, Tenten started throwing all she had at the Suna nin, kunai, shuriken, knives, whatever. If it had a blade, Tenten threw it.

However, it was all for naught, as a wall of wind came and deflected all the sharp objects, Temari was holding her battle fan, a single purple moon being shown.

"Sorry girly, once you see all three moons, you will lose." Temari responded with a smirk that was full of confidence.

"Fine then, I'll show you what I can really do!" Taking out two scrolls, Tenten jumped high into the air. "Twin Rising Dragons!"

At this, a literal hail of weapons came raining down on Temari. Not a single square foot of space was left unmarked by weapons. But again, a wall of wind deflected everything. Causing a second moon to appear.

"FINE ONCE MORE HERE WE GO!" Tenten used chakra strings, in an almost whirlwind of steel and iron, to attack Temari.

"WIND STYLE: WAVES OF WIND" And with that, Tenten was knocked out the wind utterly bashing her with its force. Not even landing a single hit on Temari, Tenten was defeated.

Not being satisfied with her victory, Temari maneuvered her fan so that when Tenten fell, she would fall onto the fan, wrecking her back.

She was not expecting black combat boots to be what she sees on the top of her fan. Looking upwards, she gasps in shock at the insanity in Kyōki's eyes staring back at her. 'I didn't even see him move! Who is this guy!'

Kyōki continued to stare at Temari, not even looking while catching Tenten in his arms. "REMEMBER, NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE, YOU'RE ONLY A FANGIRL!" Kyōki finally screamed into Temari's face.

"The victor has been decided! Temari moves on to the final round!" Gekko steps in, announcing the winner of the fight. The medics taking away Tenten from Kyōki.

"HEY LOVELY!" Kyōki looks up towards Naruto, seeing him smile his 1000 watt smile, Kyōki couldn't help but smile back.

"What's up my little fox?" Kyōki then looks towards the board and smiles to the point where everyone is scared for his teeth.

"WILL NARUTO UZUMAKI AND KIBA INUZUKA PLEASE COME DOWN!" Gekko screamed, excited to see why Kyōki was grinning so hard.

Walking past Naruto, Kyōki smacked his ass, "Beat him, or I beat you in a not so fun way." Kyōki whispered while Naruto had a shiver of arousal and fear going through his spine.

"Don't worry, I have some ideas!"

Both genin appeared into the arena, Kiba with his dog, Naruto holding out his razor Smiling Blood. Naruto had a sick grin on his face, almost mirroring Kyōki himself.

His body tensing with a fire not unlike the Third Hokage, Naruto prepared himself.

"HAJIME!"

HAHAHA fuck you yeah I didn't wanna put Naruto's fight just yet, needed something to get you to the next chapter right? Anyways, make sure you review, favorite, follow, and obey. Thank you guys so much for reading, and I will see you, in the next chapter! BUH BYE!

-The Crazy Man