Ross and this lady he likes are in her apartment. Shes straddling him while kissing. "Mm Ross". She says. "Talk to me".
"Okay " Ross says nervously. "Uh, today on the train-"
"No, no". She says. "Talk...dirty to me".
Ross felt nervous. "Uh...uh...um...Vulva "
At Joey and Chandler's apartment Ross is eating a sandwich. "Vulva?" Alexis and joey says.
"Look I-I I'm not a dirty talkin' kind of guy. I mean it wasnt all bad. We cuddled". Said Ross".
"Woah, you cuddled? How many times?". Alexis asked.
"Shut up. It was nice". Said Ross. "Ane besides", he says "I dont even know how to talk dirty".
"Sure you do". Said Joey. "Just tell her what you wanna do to her. What you want her to do to you. And what other people might be doing to each other ". Joey starts making a sandwich for himself.
"Come on, Ross". Said Alexis. "Try something on me. Try to talk dirty to me".
"No". Said Ross.
"Look ross, you wanna see her again right?" Joey asked.
"Yeah". Said Ross.
"You like this woman right?" Alexis asked.
"Sure". Said Ross.
"If you cant talk dirty to me, how are you gonna talk dirty to her? Now tell me you wanna caress my butt!" Said Joey.
"Okay, okay". Said Ross. "Turn around".
"What's her name?" Alexis asked.
"Mia". Said Ross.
"I'll start". Said Alexis. "Oh Ross. You make me so hot I want your lips on me now!".
"Not bad". Said Joey.
"Huh? Huh?" Said Alexis. "You try". He told Ross.
"I dont want you both to look at me". Said Ross.
Alexis and Joey turn around. Joey takes a bite of his sandwich.
"Mia, I...I...wanna kiss you all over til your body...your body...trembles". Said Ross.
"Their you go!" Joey said to Ross.
"And-and..." Said Ross.
"Say it. Say it". Said Joey.
Chandler gently sits in the table smirking listening to Ross, Joey, and Alexis.
"And til your hands are with...with..." said Ross.
"Wiiiiith?" Said Chandler.
Ross quickly opens his eyes.
"I always rooted for you two to get together". Chandler says to Joey and Ross. "When's the wedding?".