*Episode opens up displaying the Owl House, then closes in on Luz Noceda and King in the kitchen with a crystal ball*
Luz: So they said I couldn't remove my thumb, but look at that! Whoop!
*Luz does a magician's trick making her thumb appear to come off*
most of the students gasp in fear;how can she do that without feeling pain
"dont worry guys i still have my thumb luz saids showing everyone her thumb and the students let out a sigh of relief
Gus: You sliced it off! [panicked] You sliced off your own thumb!
Willow: *chuckles* You make doing homework actually fun.
Luz: And they say humans can't do magic.
King: Luz... *grunts* You've been talking to them all morning. Don't forget about the Luz & King comedy hour!
eda groans "hearing it once was already too much,please dont make me hear it again" and stuffs her ears
Eda: Please, no. Not the comedy hour...
King: This week I've been working with props! [dramatic] Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? *King slams a piece of bread on his face* Looks like I'm toast! *laughs*
a couple students chuckle while the rest look unimpressed
Luz: *laughs*
Eda: It just goes on like this for an hour!
most of the teachers look horified and look at eda with newfound respect;she has to hear this for an entire hour every week
Luz: [dramatic] Heyo, dough boy, quit loafing around!
King: [dramatic] Why don't you bake me?
one of the teachers screams and runs out of the hall while the others look horified
[both laugh]
[buzzer sound]
*crystal ball says 8:00*
Luz: School time! See you guys in class!
Willow: Bye!
Gus: But what about the thumb?!
King: *sigh*
Luz: Hey, don't worry. We'll finish our comedy hour when we get home. *kisses*
the teachers thank their lucky stars for school
King: Hee hee, oh you!
Luz: [singsong] Try not to miss me while I'm gone!
*The door closes, and King scrambles to it*
King: You...you really think she's coming back this time?
luz and most of the females look like their dreams came true while king blushes in emmbaresment amty looks at king with sympathy
Eda: Yes, she'll be back; she always comes back. It's cute you miss her, though.
King: The King of Demons- *tosses bread off* the King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if she came through this door right now! Wha!
Eda: Hey, you're-
King: You're back! *climbs up on Luz's head* I didn't miss you at all.
"of course you didnt" luz coos while petting king
Luz: Apparently there's an infestation of pixies at Hexside, so school's been canceled.
King: That sounds like a crumby situation.
[both laugh]
Hooty: Hey! Guess what's been in my mouth that I'm about to throw up! *gags, then throws up letters and a package* The mail!
many of the female studennts grimace
Eda: Junk, junk, death hex...oh, a carnival's in town today!
the students look frightened that eda doesnt even care about a death hex
Luz: A carnival? You know, I've been so busy with school lately, what do you say we take this comedy hour on tour? It'll be a Luz and King day!
king remebers what happened that day and silently apolagizes to gus and willow
they just pet him
King: That's my kinda day!
Luz: Let's all three of us go!
Hooty: An adventure with friends! I'll go pack my stuff!
mmay students ugh at hooty
Eda: Carnivals bring crowds and crowds bring suckers. This could be the perfect chance to try out my new get-rich-quick scheme. I'm in! To the carnival!
a couple students look offended because they got scammed at a carnival
Luz & King: To the carnival!
Hooty: Good news, I'm bringing my knapsack full of games! Hello? Ooh, a fly! Talk to me, talk to me!
"he really is pathetic" eda saids with a sigh
*Theme*
Eda: Well, here we are, kids. Look at all that fresh meat.
Luz: And smell all the fresh meat! *Luz sniffs and a fly goes up her nose, promptly coughing it out her mouth* Fun!
a few students look disgusted
[hooting]
Eda: No games for you, Owlbert, we've got scams to run.
[sad hooting]
Tibbles: Friends! Welcome!
the students look scared;not him again
*Everyone jumps, donning defensive poses*
Tibbles: I see you got my postcard.
Eda: Tibbles? You sent this?
Tibbles: Mm-hmm.
Luz: Aren't you mad at us for destroying your stand?
King: Ooh, and destroying his life! That was the best part!
"i see we differ on the meaning on best part" a teacher saids glaring at king
Tibbles: No, no, no. I should thank you. After my stand was destroyed I reevaluated my life and found my true calling! I'm now ringmaster of...Tibbles's Tent of Tiny Terrors!
Luz: Aww, it's like a regular circus but adorably small! You're my friends now.
Eda: I don't buy it. What kind of con are you running?
Tibbles: No cons here, Owl Lady, only pros. In fact, why don't we toast our newfound friendship with this totally innocent bottle of water.
the students look impressed he really turned over a new leaf looks 100% not suspicos
Eda: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, sure! Why don't I just- *Eda tosses the bottle away, hitting someone on the head*
"hey thats my dad" a student cries indigntely
Citizen 1: I'm okay!
the student lets out a sigh of relief
Eda: I know poison when I see it; you can't scam a scammer! Now speaking of scams...beat it loser! Step right up to...Eda's Human Horror House! Humans shed their skin and I've got proof.
"you do?" the students ask luz curiously
"no i dont thats just eda scamming" luz replies
King: You should really put a lock on your closet.
Luz: You know what, Eda can pick through my socks all she wants, because today is all about having a great time with my partner in crime.
King: That's me! I love crime!
"YES CRIME" king saids laughing maniacly
[both laugh]
Tibbles: Have a good time, friends. [whisper] While it lasts.
"called it" eda saids standing proud
while the students pale
*scene change to carnival*
Student 1: Dunk the skeleton! Win a prize!
Skeleton: Ah! Aah! I'm covered in pores!
Luz: Now this is my kind of weird! So what do you wanna do first? We could brave the molar coaster, or eat a mysterious blob...
King: Ooh, what's that? Ah! Some kind of deadly string weapon.
Luz: No, silly. That's a friendship bracelet.
King: Is that a type of deadly weapon?
Luz: A weapon of love. It's basically a declaration to the whole world that you're the best of friends.
King: Ooh! That's a safer way than becoming blood brothers! Luz, we must have those bracelets!
a few students melt in happenis
Prize Vendor: And yoink. Sorry, ma'am. If your bone son wants these bracelets you have to play the games and win the tickets. You know, carnival rules.
King: Beat the man and steal his things for me.
eda looks prouly at king
Luz: Or let's just play the games.
King: Oh, okay.
[both laugh]
Both: Games! Games! Games! Games!
Luz: [gasps] Friends!
luz just relaizes what happend looks at king and whispers "im sorry" king just baps her in repsone and she grins
Gus: Hey, Luz!
Luz: Oh my gosh, I didn't think I'd see carniv-y'all here.
Gus: Boo.
Willow: I got an invitation from Tibbles.
Gus: We figured it's a trap since we squashed his stand with a walking house.
Willow: But who cares? This place has a Scarris wheel.
Gus: It's like a human Ferris wheel but it gives you long-lasting nightmares.
many students shudder
Luz: Yes! This mama is ready for trauma.
King: Ahem.
Luz: Oh, yeah. We're on a very important quest to win a special prize for King.
Willow: Oh! We can help with that.
Gus: Aw. Does the little guy wanna win a prize? Uh, does he? Uh, does he? [cooing]
alot of the females glare at gus and he stutters out "uhh im sorry king" king looks thoughtfull;acting "cute" got him minions maybe he should do it more
King: *grunts*
Luz: What do you think, King? The more the merrier, huh?
King: Um, sure. Whatever you want, Luz.
Luz: All right. Approval!
[all cheering]
[cheerful music playing]
Willow: So the pixie infestation was actually caused when Boscha's pet pixie escaped its cage...
many students look at boscha pointedly and she blushes and hides
Luz: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
[King grunting]
[screams, grunts]
King: Curse these stubby legs.
[all laughing]
King: *sighs*
Tibbles: Oh, my, my, my. You seem troubled.
King: Huh? Who said that?
many students groan this is the part where everything goes bad
Tibbles: It is I. Obvioso, the all-seeing psychic.
King: Haven't I seen you somewhere? It's almost so...
Tibbles: Obvious?
King: That's what I was gonna say. Wow! You really are psychic.
eda sighs so gulliabe she groans
Tibbles: That's right. And Obvioso can see that something is bothering you, little friend.
King: *sighs* You got my number, Obvioso. Today was supposed to be about me and Luz, see? But now she's distracted by her cool new school friends.
the students relaize what was wrong and many of the students glare at luz who shrugs and saids "what i already told him im sorry" the horde seems satisfied and king looks very happy; he has a horde
Tibbles: What if I were to tell you that there was a way to make all those problems disappear?
King: I'd say that sounds illegal. I would also say go on.
*sprays a creature, making it disappear*
King: Holy bones! You poofed it. Call the cops! This guy's crazy!
"yeah do call the cops" a teacher spurts
Tibbles: *chuckles* Hey. The spray is only temporary. I just give my cheeks a tap and then...
*the creature reappears*
Tibbles: ...it returns safe and sound.
the same teacher lets out a sigh of relief
[squwaks] [chirps]
Tibbles: Take this. Enjoy the carnival without the problems. Luz, Willow and Gus will be none the wiser.
"sorry luz" king apolagizes and the horde of students shout "its not your fault""it was luz's fault anyways" king likes it alot
King: Whoa! You even know their names. Guess there's no use arguing with a fortune-teller. Thanks, Obvioso.
Tibbles: *laughing*
King: Hey, sidenote, in the future do I ever find love?
"you want to find love" luz asks with sparkles in her eyes
"ugh not anymore" king replies
Tibbles: Uh... yes.
King: *laughs*
Tibbles: *sighs*
*scene change to King with the bottle*
King: Hmm, maybe I should think about this first.
Luz: King! Sorry we lost you back there, little dude.
King: Hey, it's okay. Let's go back to the games and win those bracelets.
Gus: But we haven't gone on any rides and there's no line for the bumper carcasses.
the horde of girls glare gus into oblivion
King: Games!
Gus: Carcasses!
King: Games!
Gus: Carcasses!
[stomach growling]
Luz: Food! I'm gonna crab some rotten candy while you guys figure this out. Bye!
Willow: When Luz comes back let's go on the three-man cauldron spinner.
Gus: Or the triple swing.
Willow: Oh, and that's close to those photo booths that can fit exactly three people.
luz glares at willow and gus "did you do that on purpose" they both look ashamed
King: But today was me and Luz's day.
Gus: Aw. Does the little baby boo miss his buddy Luz?
Willow: *chuckles*
Gus: Uh, does he? Uh, does he?
the horde of girls storm gus
King: *grunts* The King of Demons misses nobody.
Gus: *laughs*
King: I demand you put me down!
*the bottle falls out of King's pouch, spraying Willow and Gus*
"wait so it was an accident that it happened" luz saids and starts glaring at willow,she wanted to glare at gus but the girls were beating him up
Gus & Willow: What?
*Willow and Gus disappear*
King: Oh, no! What have I done?
Luz: Wow. I guess they really wanted to ride those bumper carcasses.
King: Actually, Luz. There's something I gotta tell you.
Luz: No. There's something I gotta tell you, King. I said I'd help you win those friendship bracelets. So win them we shall, okay?
King: Uh... [whisper] Willow and Gus will be okay for a little while, right?
"just to let you know we were not okay" willow saids
Luz: What was that?
King: Nothing. Now let's go! *chuckles*
Luz: Ready or not, here we crumb.
King: Yes! Ha ha.
*the scene pans down to Willow and Gus, who have actually shrunk and not disappeared*
Gus: First, I'm growing out of my clothes. Now I'm shrinking? Dang, puberty. You're the craziest coaster of 'em all.
"i know right" several students say exsaparated
Willow: Ugh.
Gus: *screams* What happened to us? Did I black out on the molar coaster again?
"again,huh wimp" the girls ridcule gus
Willow: Sketchy carnival rides are not to blame this time. King had something in his pouch that made us small.
Gus: And I just got tall enough for the rides! *sobs*
Willow: Gus...
[growls] [both yelp]
Gus: I think we're safe now.
[both scream]
Gus: Ew.
Willow: Enough of this.
the teachers look in awe, the abomaniton teacher looks ashamed;he had such a talent in his class and didnt notice
[screeches]
Willow: Quick! We have to find Luz and get her attention before any more carnival animals hunt us down. *whistling*
[buzzing]
Willow: Eat up, my stead. Lead us to safety.
Gus: It's so hairy. Why is it so hairy?
Willow: Because up close, everything is hairy.
many students shudder
[yelps]
*scene change to Eda's stand*
Eda: Round as the moon, her ears are, with mood swings as terrifying as night itself. Now, who wants to touch an outdated human reference?
Citizen 2: I do.
Citizen 3: Me.
Clown Guard: Okay, show's over. This witch doesn't have a licence.
Citizen 2: I can't do time again!
Citizen 3: Run!
Eda: Ah, what are you? The fun police?
Clown Guard: Yes!
luz looks suprised "so they do exsist" luz mutters
[squeaks]
Clown Guard: And you're coming with me.
Eda: Uh, excuse me, sir. I'd like to have a word with your staff. Owlbert! Owlbert! Where are you?
[hoots] [hooting]
Eda: Owlbert, you're luck I can't be mad at your adorable antics.
a few students get the courge and say "owlbert is adorable"
"thanks kids" eda answers and they relax
[clattering]
Candy Vendor: Hey, I caught her.
a few teachers stifle a laugh
Eda: I hate carnivals.
*scene change to Luz and King*
[adventurous music playing] [clinking] [grunting]
Gus: We can't keep doing this.
Willow: *gasps* We won't have to for much longer.
*scene change to Eda*
Eda: Just when I thought I couldn't respect the law any less...
[sqweaks]
Eda: ...it surprises me.
Carnival Boss: So, I hear you're running scams at my carnival? That's my job. And I take my job very seriously.
Eda: Spare me the yuks. What do you want?
Carnival Boss: Since I'm a forgiving demon, I'll give you two options. I can pass you along to the Emperor's Coven and we'll throw you in the Conformatorium, or you can scam for me.
"wait he is a scammer aswell" the students look outraged
*scene change to Luz and King*
Prize Vendor: 1230... 1231...
King: *squeals*
Luz: Now, King, before you spend your tickets are you sure you want those friendship bracelets and not this bad boy?
Cursed Skull: *roars* I am the King of Night. And every breath you take brings you closer to darkness.
[pause]
Luz: This guy's a riot.
King: Yes, Luz. I want the bracelets. It's kind of important to me, okay?
a few students faint from how adorable king is
Cursed Skull: I can be important to you. I, who have seen the birth and death of countless nations...
Prize Vendor: Hey, stop it.
Cursed Skull: *whinnies*
Prize Vendor: No, no. Stop it. Yes, where was I, uh... Well, lost count. Okay, one, two, three four...
"why dont they have a ticket counting machine" the teachers wonder
[buzzing]
*Luz feels candy stuck in her hair*
Luz: Ugh, gross. I'm gonna need a mirror. I'll be right back, King.
Prize Vendor: 12, 13, 14...
King: Count faster.
Luz: Oh. There we go. "You made it". Aw. What a supportive sign. Wait a sec. Supportive signs!
Willow: Wait, Luz!
Luz: Huh? Oh, my gosh.
Prize Vendor: One million. Yep, I just counted to one million. The bracelets are yours.
King: Yes. Yes! Now Luz and I will share a bond as mighty as these trinkets! *laughs* Heya, Luz. Good news. I got the bracelets.
Luz: King...
King: Huh? *yelps*
Willow: You splash us with something to make us small.
Gus: And now I can't go on the big boy rides! You monster.
the horde glares at gus yet again king looks very pleased
King: *grunts* You weren't supposed to shrink. You, you were supposed to disappear. Ooh, no. Wait.
Luz: What?
King: No, no, no. Luz, I can explain. I wanted to win the bracelets and there was this psychic, see? *holds out bottle*
Luz: That must've been what did it. Give me the spray bottle, King.
King: No, wait I-I-I gotta explain.
Luz: There's nothing to explain.
King: I was just trying to...
Luz: Shrink my friends?
King: I was just trying to solve my problems.
"which ws your fault by the way" kings fanclub shouts at her she flushes and saids "yeah sorry"
[grunts]
King & Luz: Uh-oh.
*the bottle spills, shrinking Luz and King*
Willow & Gus: Hi.
King: Wait, I can fix it. Obvioso showed me how. Behold.
*King taps his cheeks, but nothing happens*
King: Why isn't this working?
Tibbles: I'd say it's working quite well.
"that rascal" eda saids the teachers notice she was going to curse but refrained because kids where here and their opnion of her went up
*scene change to Tibbles holding Luz, King, Willow and Gus in his hand, King still tapping his cheeks*
Gus: Um, Luz, I think King is broken.
King: Tapping my cheeks is supposed to turn us normal. The psychic told me.
Tibbles: Oh, did he? But, what if he...lied to you from the start? Hold on. Lied to you from the start? It's different.
"dont countine without me,ill be back soon" eda saids flies out on owlbert you could her tibbles screams from the hall she comes back after a few secounds
King: You fiend. When Obvioso finds out you stole his mustache... Oh...
Tibbles: The potion was designed by me. Guess whose cheeks control it?
Luz: Why are you doing this?
Tibbles: When you destroyed my stand, you destroyed generations of Grimm Hammer history. Now it's time to pay.
[all scream]
All: Oof.
Tibbles: Welcome to the greatest show on the Boiling Isles!
"not the greatest" the students say angirly
[all cheering] [all gasp]
Tibbles: Will these witches and demons survive feeding time? Let's find out!
[tinkles bell] [growling]
Luz: Aw. At least he's still my friend.
[angry neighing]
Luz: That's how friends react.
[all growling]
Tibbles: You ruined my livelihood. So now you'll feed my livelihood. Place your bets and enjoy the show!
"th- that piece of gahhh" kings fanclub say and than assk eda "where is tibbles right now" eda smirks and points at the door after aout an hour they came back fists soaked in blood
Gus: Well, if I have to go, at least I'm with my best friends. And King.
gus pales as he looks at the blood but the girls are still too pleased at their handling of tibbles that they dont notice
[whinnies] [growls]
Eda: Caramel Crab Apples. Get 'em hot and pinchy.
luz tries to stifle a laugh and eda glares at her
Man: Hey, over here!
Eda: Yeah, yeah. *grunts* Hold your spider-horses.
[all shrieking] [growls]
Luz: We've gotta...find a way out of here!
[growls]
King: Ah, King, you idiot. This is all your fault. But I think I know how to fix it.
"not your fault" the girls remind king
[blusters, nickers]
Luz: King?
King: Willow, Gus, I'm sorry for poofing you. And Luz, I'm sorry for taking away your friends. I know you'll eventually go home and now you're spending more time at school. I just wanna be around you!
"lucky" the girls mutter
"hey if i get your undying loyalty ill be with you aswell
the female students get exaited
[grunting] [growling]
Student 2: No!
Student 3: Boo! Boo!
[crowd booing]
Tibbles: No refunds.
[howling]
King: All right. I only have one shot. *grunts*
Tibbles: Darn flies. *slaps cheek* Oh, no.
Eda: Hey, hey. No discounts, buddy.
Man: You guys owe me. There's nothing happening in this show.
Man 2: Not a single one of those dumb kids have gotten hurt yet.
Eda: Dumb kids? Wait. Those are my dumb kids!
"hey were not dumb" luz saids and notices edas stare "well okay maybe" she mumbles
*Luz, Gus, Willow and King grow back to normal*
[all sigh]
*the animals grow*
Luz: You shrunk the animals too?
Tibbles: It's the Tent of Tiny Terrors. Something needed to be tiny.
"tat makes sense" a student says to his friend
Man: Finish the job! Get them kids.
Student 4: Feast!
[munches, nickers] [nickers] [whinnies] [all screaming]
Tibbles: They foiled my plans. You will pay for this! This time I'm gonna personally squash you!
Eda: Oh, no, Tibbles. That's not how entertainment works. The bad guy always gets his just desserts.
Tibbles: Oh, no! Not desserts!
Eda: Hey, girls. This one's on the house.
[screaming] [blusters]
Willow: Looks like we ruined his life for a second time.
Gus: We're on a roll.
"Were on a roll" the girls say to eachother
King: Gus, Willow, you're okay!
Luz: All thanks to you, King. Here. It was all that was left.
King: It's...it's okay. Because now there's a piece for everybody. If you'll accept it, that is?
the girls look at king and are overwhelmed by cuteness
Willow: Thank you, King.
Gus: Yeah. I've always wanted to own a jagged piece of cheap metal.
the girls glare at gus for the 100000 time today
Luz: That's very sweet.
King: I'm sorry, Luz. Demons do crazy things when they've been missing somebody.
Luz: [whisper] And can I tell you a secret? I've been missing you too. *kisses*
"lucky" the girls mutter again
King: *giggles* Well, we still have a few hours of carnival left. Wanna hit those bumper carcasses?
Luz: You bread my mind.
King: *laughs* Yes! Bread puns. Bread puns forever.
Luz: You coming, Eda?
Eda: Nah. I think I got everything I wanted. Yep. Another great year at the carnival.
*scene change to Hooty*
[buzzing]
Hooty: Boy, fly, we sure get into some wacky hijinks, don't we? Sure feel sorry for anyone that missed seeing us two rabble-rousers getting into scrapes. Good thing I brought a camera. Yep. Hooty and fly. Together forever. You and me. Every single day... *coughs* Now I know what friendship taste like. Yum. Taste like a bug.
the students sigh at hooties sadness