"It's a good thing it's just a paperwork day," Sam mused as Callen hobbled into the bullpen.
"What happened to you," Kensi asked amused looks on all their faces.
"I don't want to talk about it and frankly I don't think you guys want to know," Callen snapped.
"Oh is it a sex injury?" Deeks asked
"I mean I knew Anna looked like she could be a little wild in bed but I never thought she'd break your back," Kensi said surprised.
"First is all I did not break my back and second it is not a sex injury," Callen said unamused.
"Is that even a real thing?" Sam asked.
"Oh yeah," Kensi said sending Deeks a look that made Callen and Sam cringe.
"Remember that time in the car when you..." Deeks started and Sam cut them off,
"I really don't want to know where this is going. Callen what happened to you back?"
Callen sighed, " Anna made me do goat yoga."
"Goat yoga?" Sam said outraged that goat yoga was a thing and Kensi and Deeks bust out laughing.
"You should've went with a sex injury buddy," Deeks said heading towards ops when he saw Eric coming down the steps.
"Where are you going," Callen asked.
"Your all coming upstairs cause we have a case," Eric said. "Oh and Callen we can brief you later if you can't make it up the stairs," he finished.
"I can make it up the strairs," Callen whined.
"You sure gramps," Sam joked already at the top of the staircase.
"I hate you all."