"Unnies and Kookie-ah, I have a message for you all!"
"Finally! You've had us sitting her forever." Yeon groaned, burying her head into Hyoseon's shoulder
"So you know how we've been doing weird pranks on everyone's birthday this past year?" Taehee said, "Well could we not do that for me? It's already bad enough that I have to share my birthday with the planning for the New Year's party and everything..."
"Um... it's kind of a tradition by now so... no." Jennie deadpanned
"Please?" Taehee begged, giving Jennie her best puppy eyes
The eldest hummed, looking thoughtful. "If you can get at least four votes in favor by nine then sure." Jennie said
"Four?!" Taehee whined
"Well, yeah. There's six of us so four is majority. Even if it was all seven of us then you'd still need four." Jennie shrugged
"I might as well get some now! Kookie-ah? Minnie-unnie?" Taehee pleaded, turning to her closest friends
"Eh..." Jungah said, side glancing Jennie who was shaking her head at her, "S-Sorry."
"I've kind of been waiting for this..." Minnie trailed
Taehee's imploring pout soon turned into a scowl. "Yah! I'm going to find all the dirt I can on you before nine and make sure you guys don't do it!" Taehee snapped
"Okay. Have fun with that." Yeon shrugged, getting up and leaving
"We don't have any secrets." Hyoseon scoffed
"Yeah. That's what she said." Taehee scowled
• •
"Kookie-ah?"
Three raps on the bedroom door were heard. "Kookie-ah? Are you in here?"
Not hearing a reply, Taehee opened the door slowly. The redhead looked around the hall to see if anyone was present and entered when she saw no one. She immediately ran to Jungah's dresser and rummaged around. 'It's gotta be in here somewhere!' the girl thought
When her search proved to be fruitless, she searched under the bed. "Where did she hide it?" Taehee grumbled.
The disgruntled girl then went over to Jungah's closet. After finding nothing on the top shelf she started shifting the things around on the closet floor. "Yah. When did she get this trunk in her closet?" Taehee murmured, trying to lift the lid
"Did she lock it? It isn't opening..." Taehee huffed. Annoyed, the redhead gave a well-aimed kick to the lock of the trunk in anger. Surprisingly, the lock broke off with a clink. The girl blinked and picked up the lock. "Why is this so old?"
Shrugging it off, she opened the trunk and ecstatically pulled out what she was searching for. It was a body pillow of a certain male solo singer named IU. However, the weird part was that it was a female IU, not a male IU and considering the fact that Jungah kept it hidden from everyone else, it was good blackmail material.
The girl quickly pulled her phone out from her sweatpants pocket and tossed the body pillow on the bed.
"Remember that time when I insisted on finding a female IU body pillow in Kookie-ah's room and no one believed me? Well how about now?"
The redhead turned the camera to the pillow on the bed. "Lo and behold."
After making sure to get the pillow from all angles, Taehee stopped the recording and pocketed her phone again. She placed the pillow back where she found it and carefully exited Jungah's room.
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💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
Jungah
.
kookie_maknae🎮🎤
?
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
r u gonna vote 4 me
.
kookie_maknae🎮🎤
**lol emojis**
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
?
is that a yes
.
kookie_maknae🎮🎤
No
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
r u sure about that? 😏
::video attachment::
.
kookie_maknae🎮🎤
**viciously swearing emojis**
KJSKSJKSJKSJKSJJKSKSJKSJSKJSKJ
WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
that doesn't matter
what does is whether the unnies will see or not
.
kookie_maknae🎮🎤
u monster
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
no kkie
just business
i expect to see ur vote
*winking emoji*
.
Taehee laughed maniacally. "Next is Minnie-unnie." she giggled, rubbing her hands together
• •
"Minnie-ah?" Taehee said, knocking on said girl's door
"Yes?" the orange haired girl asked, opening her room door
"Um... Yeon-unnie... w-was... um.. sHe rEmEmBeReD yOu!" Taehee blurted
"O-Oh!" Minnie said, running past Taehee
The redhead let out a sigh of relief. She didn't plan that far ahead to know what she would do if someone was in their room. "Hobi-unnie?" Taehee said, slipping inside the room
After seeing that the brunette was not present, Taehee immediately went to Minnie's laptop. As the laptop was fortunately unlocked, Taehee opened up Minnie's browser history and turned on her phone camera.
"Let's see what Minnie-unnie has here..." Taehee giggled mischievously, "Oh wow! What's this? Yeonmin fanfics? How absurd! And this? Yeonminsyeon fanfics?! Oh wow~!"
After recording a bit longer, Taehee quickly exited the room and fortunately made it out in time because just as the redhead took two steps away from Minnie and Hyoseon's room, the former just turned the corner.
"Yeon-unnie wasn't looking for me!" Minnie frowned, giving Taehee a passive glare
"O-Oh. R-Really? W-Well I n-never said s-she was l-looking for you. I just said she r-remembered you." Taehee said, sidestepping the angry midget
"Yah!" Minnie yowled, aiming a kick at Taehee which the younger fortunately dodged
"Sorry, unnie!" Taehee giggled, dashing away
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
unnie
.
💋min's_min💍
what :(
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
r u gonna vote 4 me
.
💋min's_min💍
well i was until u did that mean thing 2 me
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
i'm sorry 🙁
.
💋min's_min💍
no sorry
u madfe me look stupid in front of unnie
*made
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
oh well
i tried 2 play nice
.
💋min's_min💍
?
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
::video attachment::
.
💋min's_min💍
JKSJKSJKSJSKJSKJSKSJKSJ
that's what u were doing in my room?!
TAEHEE
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💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
if u don't want the others 2 see u no what 2 do
also i didn't no u liked 🌻unnie 2
.
💋min's_min💍
...
i don't
i just ran out of yeonmin
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
...
**monkey covering mouth emoji**
unnie
u admited it
.
💋min's_min💍
*admitted
wait what?
oh crap!
delete the text plz! 🙏🙏🙏
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
...
no
**smirking emojis**
.
"Two down, two more left to go." Taehee smirked
• •
"How am I supposed to get Hobi-unnie?" Taehee pondered, tapping her chin thoughtfully, "Hobi-unnie always plays by the rules and is super cool. Maybe... she likes Yeon-unnie too? That would be good blackmail."
With her mind made up, the redhead quickly made her way back to Minnie and Hyoseon's shared room.
"Knock knock!" the girl said, rapping her knuckles on the door
Taehee pressed her ear to the closed door before slowly cracking it open. The room was darkened and she gulped when she saw the room was occupied by both owners. Minnie was under her covers, however Taehee could tell she was awake because she could see the light of Minnie's phone.
Hyoseon was also under her covers, however the girl was most likely asleep because there was no movement. That, and Taehee could hear her soft snores in the silent room.
'Gotta be quiet.' Taehee thought, creeping over to Hyoseon's laptop.
The device was half closed, and when Taehee opened it, it turned back on. 'I guess she didn't fall asleep too long ago.' the redhead thought, opening Hyoseon's browser history and sticky notes.
Taehee turned her phone on and recorded what she had written on the sticky note.
.
Let's check out Hyoseon-unnie's browser history! 👏👏👏
.
After scrolling back for a while, she found what she was looking for.
.
Ooh-la-la. what is this? fanfics?
.
There were yeonmin, vjung, namjen, etc. however none of them included Hyoseon except the occasional yeonminseon.
.
guilty pleasure, huh?
.
Taehee let out a quiet chuckle, though it probably wasn't so quiet because the next thing she knew, Minnie was chasing her away. "Yah! Stop threatening everyone!" Minnie snapped, chucking a book at the fleeing younger
"Sorry!" Taehee giggled, turning around a corner
"Yah! Dumb redhead." Minnie pouted, turning around and stomping back to her room
"Hmm... Min-Min-ah, what was that all about?"
Minnie blinked and looked at her sleepy roommate who had unfortunately woken up. "N-Nothing, Hobi-unnie! Go back to sleep." Minnie said with a soft smile, disappearing back under her blanket
Hyoseon gave the younger a sleepy nod and was about to drop her head back on her pillow when she saw her phone light up.
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💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
hobi-unnie
.
🌻🙌🔥hobi-water🔥🙌🌻
wut? i wanna sleep **sleeping emojis**
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
r u gonna vote 4 me
.
🌻🙌🔥hobi-water🔥🙌🌻
no. i want u 2 suffer 💀
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
u may want 2 rethink that
::video attachment::
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🌻🙌🔥hobi-water🔥🙌🌻
oof
i thought i deleted everything
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
should've switched to 🕵️ ️ faster
.
🌻🙌🔥hobi-water🔥🙌🌻
jkssjkskjskjsksjksj
ur right
**sweat emoji**
i guess i'll vote 4 u
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙇 ️🙇 ️🙇 ️🙇 ️
.
🌻🙌🔥hobi-water🔥🙌🌻
yeah yeah bow down 2 ur savior
now let me sleep
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
k gn
.
"That... was easier than I thought." Taehee said
• •
"Ugh! Why can't I find anything!" Taehee shouted in distress
The redhead was in Yeon and Jennie's room, hoping to find something of the younger's preferably because even though Yeon was scary, Jennie was 10x more and then there was Namjoo.
"I guess I'll have to search her studio." Taehee whimpered
.
"Y-Yeon-unnie?" Taehee whispered, opening the studio door softly
The white haired girl was sitting in her chair in front of her computer(s), the room dark. "Yeon-unnie?" Taehee whispered, slowly tiptoeing up to her elder.
The redhead peeked at Yeon's face and let out a quiet sigh of relief when she saw that Yeon was asleep. Taking out her phone, Taehee started recording with the flash on, hoping that Yeon wouldn't wake up before she found something promising.
Taehee rummaged around the room but didn't find anything out of place. 'There must be a closet or something in here.' Taehee thought with a frown, now searching on the floor.
The girl's persistence was rewarded when she found a small handle on the floor. Taehee kneeled down next to it and reached her hand out when she suddenly stopped. She quickly ended the video she had been taking, deleted it, and then started another one.
She then reached out and slowly pulled up the handle. The girl flinched when the trapdoor squeaked. Taehee slowly turned her head towards Yeon's direction and breathed out a sigh of relief, thanking the heavens that her unnie was a heavy sleeper however she might've woken up from the yelp of surprise Taehee let out when she saw what was inside.
"Oh. My. God." Taehee whispered
Inside was every single cute, fluffy, pink thing imaginable. There were throw pillows, plushies, blankets, hats, mittens, etc.
Taehee gulped and slowly closed the trap door. "Taehee-ah?"
The redhead quickly shone her phone in the direction the voice came from, blinding Yeon. "Yah!" the elder cried, shielding her eyes
"S-Sorry!" Taehee whisper-shouted, turning her phone off
"What are you doing in the corner?" Yeon hissed, probably rubbing the light from her eyes
"N-Nothing." Taehee chirped, standing up quickly
"Are you sure?" Yeon frowned, taking a step towards Taehee
"O-Oh look! Y-Your phone j-just went off!" Taehee squeaked
Yeon turned her head around and Taehee took the opportunity to make a mad dash for the exit. "H-Hey!" Yeon shouted, seeing Taehee flee, "Dang it!"
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💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
unnie r u gonna vote 4 me
.
🍜rammy-yeon🍜
no
brat
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
think twice unnie
::video attached::
now don't go cursing on me unnie
.
🍜rammy-yeon🍜
...
**swear emojis**
**even more swear emojis**
**an infinitely more number of swear numbers that the swear jar got full**
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
don't worry
i won't tell any1
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
as long as u vote 4 me
**smirking emoji**
.
Taehee let out an evil laugh. "Now all I have to do is wait." she chuckled, "Wait... what if none of them vote?! I need to blackmail Jennie-unnie and Namjoo-unnie!"
• •
"Since I already searched Jennie-unnie's room and found nothing, I'll need to make my own evidence." Taehee said to herself, opening an incognito window on Jennie's laptop
"Yeah, I'll go search it up now, Hobi-ah."
Taehee lifted her head up faster than a deer caught in headlights. The redhead quickly scrambled into Jennie's closet and held the door slightly ajar. Two heartbeats later Jennie was inside the room and seated in the same chair Taehee had occupied only seconds prior.
"Oh? Is this our Blood Sweat and Tears video?" Jennie hummed, clicking the play button
The greenette blinked, realizing this wasn't the normal BST video. "Yah~ why does it keep on replaying this part with Namjoo-ah?" she muttered, though she made no movement to stop it.
Soon enough she was rapping along. "Peaches and cream, sweeter than sweet. Kyah~ how can she look so cool even though she's just drinking wine?" Jennie cooed
Taehee giggled to herself, happy she picked the right video. "Her voice is just so sexy~" Jennie whined
Satisfied with what she had, Taehee stopped the video and bolted for the exit. "Taehee-ah?!" Jennie said, only seeing a streak of bright red hair. Suddenly her phone buzzed. Stopping the video, she pulled out her phone.
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💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
i already no u rn't going 2 vote 4 me so
::video attached::
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👑💎queen🍰J🎤👑
u fricken ungrateful brat what did i ever do 2 u
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
nothing as yet but let's not take chances, shall we?
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👑💎queen🍰J🎤👑
i'm cutting u out of my inheritance
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
k. just don't forget 2 vote 4 me while u r it
.
👑💎queen🍰J🎤👑
or what?
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
or every1 sees this video
.
👑💎queen🍰J🎤👑
wow u sadist brat
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
love u 2 😘
don't forget 2 vote
**smirking emojis**
.
"Now Namjoo-unnie..."
• •
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
unnie
u have a moment
.
👑🎤✨R✨M✨🎤👑
yep! i'm actually taking a break from work rn
what's up? 🙂
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
omg ur texts r so nice it's so refreshing
.
👑🎤✨R✨M✨🎤👑
?
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
i mean 🌻unnie was cool 2 but nvm
anyway r u gonna vote for me
.
👑🎤✨R✨M✨🎤👑
um
well
u see
i would but u know Jennie-unnie
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
excuses
btw rmbr that time when u got really drunk and i had
2 take u back home?
.
👑🎤✨R✨M✨🎤👑
yeah
don't remind me
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
well when u were drunk u said a lot of things
u even said u liked- no loved jennie-unnie
.
👑🎤✨R✨M✨🎤👑
um...
of course
who doesn't love Jennie-unnie?
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
yeah we both no how u meant it
anyway i got it all on tape
enjoy **upside down smiling emoji**
::recording attached::
.
👑🎤✨R✨M✨🎤👑
oof
fine i'll vote for you
please don't share the video
🙇 ️🙇 ️🙇 ️
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
omg unnie u r so reasonable its actually
making me cry
**crying emojis**
.
👑🎤✨R✨M✨🎤👑
no. it's just that i simply figured u would actually
go through with ur threat and do something like this
️ ️**woman shrugging emojis**
kind of a no brainer
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
oof ur ten thousand iq is hurting my poor brain
.
👑🎤✨R✨M✨🎤👑
**lol emojis**
anyway u can count on my vote.
i gotta get back to work. 🙂👋
.
💜💎k_tae-tae123💎💜
**waving emoji**
.
"Now to wait..."
• •
"Okay, now that everyone is finally here, Yeon-ah, we can finally get this going at nine fifteen."
"Yah! I get it! I'm sorry unnie." Yeon pouted, "It won't happen again."
Jennie rolled her eyes. "Still happens every time. Now all in favor for ruining Taehee-ah's birthday say 'I'."
Silence filled the living room, and the cheeky redhead sported her boxy grin. "I." the brazen redhead said, raising her hand
"All in favor against ruining Taehee-ah's birthday, say 'I'." Jennie said through gritted teeth
"I." Jungah immediately said, and was shortly followed by Minnie, Yeon, Namjoo, and Hyoseon
"Jennie-unnie?" Taehee asked, tilting her head to the side
"I." Jennie hissed
"Perfect." Taehee said, giving her biggest boxy smile, "Now who wants to delete their blackmail first?"
All of the girls jumped forward for Taehee's phone. "Just kidding!" the girl giggled, pocketing her phone, "I'm not giving this stuff away that easily."
"TAEHEE"
.
::(OLD NOTE)::
Hooray! I finally did an episode ahead of time. I just hope I can post it tomorrow in time. 😓
btw tell me all of your favorite kpop ships, mkay because your girl got no time to search up other bands (cri😭) i don't even have time to listen to my bts songs anymore (cri x2😭😭) plz help meh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM TAEHYUNG(MY BBY BIAS UWU💜💜💜)
::NEW NOTE::
guess who actually tried to fix the format for the text messages in this chapter?