I OWN NOTHING! Also give my friend a warm welcome!

Everyone was relaxing in the theater Pyhrra, Coco, and Fox had recently returned with Yastuyashi saying he was going out for a little while. Neptune was talking to Weiss and the girls asking them a question.

"How has Jaune been treated in your world?" Neptune asked with a big brother tone

"He has been doing fine as he is dating all of us!" Ruby stated as all of Jaune's harem nodded in agreement

"REALLY!? Holy shit remind me to pat him on the back and then punch him." Neptune said as he sat down

"What why?" Weiss asked with a narrow glare

"I grew up with Jaune and I know for a fact he is socially awkward so I know he struggled making friends. To find out he has a harem is both bringing me joy he found people who love him but also makes me worried that he will be hurt again. No offense." Neptune explained as the glare eased up

"None taken, I guess we keep forgetting that you were Jaune's only friend in that world. So I can see where you are coming from." Yang said with a smile

"Yeah but I prefer-" Neptune said as suddenly there was noise coming from the other side of the door

They heard...cussing? Suddenly the doors busted open with a man flying through the air. As he collided with the wall they heard a human scream. They all turned and instantly regretted it. It was SCP-096, and they just saw his face.

"OH SHIT!" Neptune yelled out as he reached around only to find his weapon missing "OH FUCKING OUM DAMN IT!"

It screamed! Before diving for Ruby!

"¡NO HOY FUCKNUT!" The man yelled in spanish as he tackled the SCP.

"US̴T́E͡D̕ ͞QUI͞ER҉E J͝U͢G̀AR AS͏Í̴ QU̡E̵ EN҉TONCE͏S ̕J̧U̕GAR͝ȨM̸O̶S ̀A̕SÍ̴ QÚE͏ ͢RƠMP̡E LA ṔI̛E͢Z҉A͞ ̢DE ͠MI̴ER҉DÀ ̛B͢O͜CA͟!" He snapped his fingers and a door appeared.
"YOU!" He looks at Qrow while slipping out of his native tongue. "OPEN THE DOOR AND GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

Qrow did what the man asked and saw what was behind the door. A stairwell with a big gap in the middle. Big enough that a grown man could fall through.

He dived over to Winter as the man Brawled with 096 and into the stairwell hole. As he was falling They could hear that human scream slowly fade away. The man shut the door and began crushing it into a ball.

"That should keep you busy for a while" The Man stated before putting the new Dimensional Calamity in a containment tube. They finally got a good look at him. He was wearing A labcoat reaching his heels weaved with Life fibers, vibranium, and adamantium, has hidden technology inside the coat housing a plethora of gadgets and the inside shows the life fibers in a blue shade instead of red. a cyan blue sleeveless turtleneck shirt with weaved in chainmail. baggy blue jeans with leather padding. A watch that was a gift from K.R.S. An Amulet made of a Silver platinum alloy with a huge Blue Diamond in the center. Brown boots with iron weaved into them and shoelaces that will double as a string saw able to hold up to two tons. gloves with the middle finger and thumb cut off and adamantium Void metal (pure black metal that leaves a dark blue streak in animations) claws on the fingers. Unbreakable glasses with slightly tinted blue epoxy lenses. a brown belt with hidden buckle knives.

"¡Hola! Encantado de conocerlos a todos! I am Madko Ota Sanchez. I'll be your host for the time being. As Zex is currently busy with things he entrusted me to help host this party. And Ruby. I AM SO SORRY I GOT 096 HERE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" Madko introduces himself before bowing at Ruby.

"Um...what?" Ruby asked in complete confusion

"Hold on who are you?" Glynda asked still a bit shaken up

"I JUST SAID WHO I AM!" Madko yelled out before he sighed "I am Madko Ota Sanchez! I'll be subbing for Zex while he is away dealing with his business. Also I will explain any SCP or any reality that I am aware of! Apparently this reality is one I have yet to see considering that he is showing two instances of the reality."

"So it's a double feature!" Nora said giddy

"SÍ! This is a world where Jaune is a good Ol' Fashioned Badass!" Madko yelled

"How badass?" Yang asked

"So Badass that he fought both Bigfoot and Steve Summers at the same time, saved them from the government, Killed an entire invading henchmen force, Intimidates everyone, lost his virginity at fourteen, fights with just a knife or bare hands, and still has enough time to get down and dirty with an amazon!" Madko said

"Awesome!" Nora and Velvet yelled

Suddenly SCP-999 charged at Madko as he smiled "Ah there you are old friend! I wondered where you went!" he patted 999

"You two know each other?" Ironwood asked

"Yup!" Madko stated

"Daddy!" yelled out an adorable voice

They saw as this little cat girl ran up to Madko as he picked her up with a smile on his face.

"Ah there is my little kitten now where is your mother?" Madko asked someone else walked through the doors.

"Right here" Said a woman who looked to be a mix of Felicia from Dark Stalkers and Shantae from Half Genie Hero.

"Oh and who are these people?" She asked with a raised brow

"These are the people we will be watching over until Zex gets back!" Madko said

"Wait isn't that the guy who broke into our house the other day?" She asked

"Uh..." Madko stated as he went into a flashback

The door to the Ota Sanchez house is kicked open as Zex walked in.

"YO MADKO I NEED A FAVOR!" Zex yelled out when he was suddenly hit in the face with a cannon

"My daughter is trying to sleep." Felitae stated as she pulled out a spider

Zex booked it as he screamed like a girl while she chased him down.

Madko, who was in his office, walked down stairs and was witnessing his wife chasing Zex.

"Zex what the fuck did you do!?" Madko yelled out

"He nearly woke up our daughter!" Felitae stated as she finally got her hands on Zex and was twisting his arm off

"I thought she was going to school!" Zex yelled out

"IT IS TEN O'CLOCK AT NIGHT YOU DUMBASS!" Felitae said as she judo tossed him at a mountain only for it to open up and eat Zex alive.

"..." Madko looked at his wife "I love you so fucking much" he pulled his wife close as she started to blush.

Suddenly the mountain blew up "NOW IM FIRED UP!"

As Zex charged with a crazy smile at Felitae, until a little girl popped up out of no where and uppercutted him into space

"ZEX IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" He yelled as there was a twinkle where he flew off to

"Mommy, Daddy I'm hungry" the little girl said with an eye rub

"Yeah he was and he still wants a rematch." Madko said with a laugh

"With who? Me or our daughter?" Felitae asked

"Probably you considering he doesn't want to piss both of us off. That and he has been asking me if he can spar against you with me as the refree" Madko stated

"I'll think about it" Felitae as Ironwood glared at her "What?"

"What are you?" Ironwood asked

"I am Felitae Ota Sanchez. Why do you ask?" Felitae asked scared. She has seen that look before.

"I am surprised that an abomination such as yourself is married to an editor." Ironwood said as Madko handed his daughter to Felitae, who was trying not to burst into tears, and marched towards him.

Qrow, Ozpin, Winter, Glynda, Taiyang, and Summer sensing the anger booked it far away from a confused Ironwood.

Madko gives a sadistic grin as he pulls a syringe from his labcoat.

"W-what are you doing?" Ironwood asks.

"Oh nothing." He grins before a menacing aura surrounds him. Madko Stabbed Ironwood with the Syringe. "May thine clockworks punish the non believers. PRAISE THE BROKEN GOD MEKANE!" Madko yells before injecting the Clockwork virus.

He grabbed Ironwoods head and accelerated his painful transformation.

Ironwood's body slowly began to turn into a robotic entity as his bones turned into metal. His muscles tore apart violently as gears and clockworks formed from his body from the inside out.

His eyes turned into cameras, his brain into a Apparatus to process information. His yelling stopped as his mouth housed a speaker and his tongue was torn off and dropped. His yelling then continued as Gears began tearing through his skin.

Mason stopped when his organs became Mechanical versions.

Ironwood just stood there, bleeding as the Clockwork Virus strained to intensify the pain but never infect anyone else but ironwood slowed down. His body a mess of glass, wood, copper, bronze, iron, flesh, and gears.

"Never. Say that about my wife. Again." Madko threatens.

Madko snaps his fingers and Ironwood is instantly healed.

"Be glad Zex said to keep you ALIVE." Madko stated as he threw him into a wall

"Wait, Zex told you not to kill anyone?" Ruby asked shocked

"Yes but he mentioned I can still KILL but I must resurrect them. Which is so unfair." Madko stated as suddenly Sanji Izuku walked in with a card

"Here ya go! A message from Zex!" Sanji Izuku stated as he walked away

Madko read the note and smiled

"Looks like the realities are prepared but be warned the first one is gonna be a bit humorous and the second one is gonna be a bit worrying." Madko said as he floated up to a throne while carrying his wife and daughter, with the former snuggling up to him and the latter hugging him while saying "Yay!". As he sat down Sage asked a question

"Wait editors can marry!?" he yelled out

And like that chaos ensued with the couple being bombarded with questions on how they met, how old their daughter is, who was their best man, etc, etc.

"Calm down folks but yes editors can marry! It's not uncommon, to my knowledge, and there are many out there!" Madko stated as he kissed his wife

"Wait is Zex married?" Winter asked shocked

Suddenly Madko and Felitae started laughing like they told the best joke in the world.

"No he is not married" Felitae said as she held onto her husband as to not fall out of his lap.

"Why?" Ren asked kinda curious

"Zex doesn't date other dimensional people, which I call bullshit on considering his attraction to a certain bunny hero, he claims that it's better for the multiverse if he doesn't get into a relationship with them." Madko stated

"Wait what did you say?" Ozpin asked

"Zex doesn't date?" Madko asked as his daughter giggled

"No daddy the middle part!" She said with a cheerful smile

"Oh! Well you see-" Madko didn't get to finish as a pie collided with his face, no one dared moved as on the pan was a note that Ruby read out loud

Dear Madko,

It has come to my attention you are explaining my love life. While I do not mind this I must warn you that I accidentally started a war with Class-1A on this subject. So I would advise you to remain on your toes when you talk about this subject as a certain Alien Queen and Invisible Girl will be running around looking for ammo against me. This is just a heads up! Also they somehow dragged in the heroes All Might, Ectoplasm, Midnight, Eraserhead, Present Mic, and Nezu. Stay safe Amigo!

From your SCP disciple,

Zex

P.S. If this pie hits you in the face that is my fault. I was trying to throw it like a frisbee and clearly failed horribly.

P.P.S Tell Felitae and Katherine I made rooms for them!(1)

No one said a word as the pie slid down his face as he showed an irritated face.

"God damn it Zex." Madko said with a sigh

"Oh dear" Felitae said as she rubbed her temples

"Mommy what's an Invisible girl?" Katherine asked

"A girl who can't be seen honey" Madko said as the pie magically was cleaned off him

"Kay!" Katherine said with a smile that burned with the purity of all the innocence in the world

"Must protect" Was the thought of everyone, besides Ironwood, in the room

"How many people has Zex annoyed?" Weiss asked astounded from re-reading the letter.

"He didn't. He just causes unnecessary stuff to happen. While me and Madko love chaos he tends to go a different route." Felitae stated

"Okay then." Neptune said as he turned his attention to the screen "Why don't we just watch the reality and get our minds off of it for now."

Everyone nodded in agreement as the reality began to play.

"Sir." A voice rang out behind Jaune who was wearing a dark red jacket, black and white striped shirt, light brown belt, tan pants, and white shoes.

"SIR!" Ironwood said as he came out from behind Jaune dressed as a hotel bellboy "This is a restricted buliding. Let me see an I.D."

The audience, except Ironwood who was fuming, laughed at Ironwoods look.

"Ah Karma's a bitch!" Madko said as his daughter played on a Nintendo Switch with earphones on made just for her.

"You have to go sir." Ironwood walked towards Jaune and put his hands on him "You don't-" Jaune chocked Ironwood and used him to knock seven times on the door some how shaking the screen.

"THAT IS HILARIOUS!" Yang laughed as everyone, Except Madko and Felitae who remained on the throne with their daughter and Ironwood who was starting to look like a red balloon, was dying of laughter.

With the final hit an peephole and room number is seen as a surprised Pyrrha, who was wearing a purple nightgown and a towel on her head, opens the door.

"Oh Heracules! What an unwelcomed surprise." Pyrrha said as she looked down to Ironwood

"Why do you sound like that P-Money?" Yang asked

"I don't know" Pyrrha said as she looked sad

"and you brought me a corpse how thoughtful." She said as Jaune threw the corpse of Ironwood behind him.

"Your beauty is your strength and I submit to it. Take me and let me know what it's like to be with a woman. There is nothing in this world but your power and me. The only man who can see it." Phrrha's eyes widened as Jaune got down on his knees. She looks down the halls in worry.

"What is happening?" Ozpin asked dumbfounded

"I think Mr. Arc is confessing" Glynda said with wide eyes

"Let me worship at your alter." Jaune takes her hand "Let me know the pleasure of a real woman!"

Pyrrha turns her head to look down both hallways.

"Are you about to refuse him?" Coco asks

Pyrrha grabs him and brings him close to her face. "I'm gonna tire you out brave Heracules. Break you upon my wheel!" She finished with a smile as it is shown that Jaune is completely off the ground and the door is shut.

No one said a word as Felitae asked "Did she just get laid?"

"I think so hun" Madko said as he is glad that Zex left headphones just for his daughter so she can play her games in peace

"Sometimes I wonder where Zex finds this shit!?" Sun yells out completely baffled at how that happened. He also felt sympathy for Jaune as most of the guys didn't want to know what Pyrrha had planned for Jaune in that world.

"Dang girl you are kinky as hell!" Coco yelled out as Pyrrha blushed remembering what she and Jaune did earlier with a certain type of object.

Pin Head Jaune looked at his chains as they were covered in...ya get it.

"DEAR GOD IT'S EVERY WHERE!" He yelled out

(Cues-"Like a Friend" by Pulp)

"What's this song?" Nora asked

"I don't know but I like it!" Ruby yells out happily

Jaune is shown in a suit as he sits on the hood of a limo that looks like it could fall off the cliff if he gets off. "How long are we gonna keep doing this Cinder? Till we are old and grey huh? We pretend year after year that one of us will kill the other but you know that neither of us would actually do it."

Cinder is seen with an eyepatch in the shap of the heart as she reaches for her gun. "Speak for yourself Jaune"

"Oh, looking for this?" Jaune asks as he shows her the gun.

"Hm." Cinder puts a finger on her chin "We seem to be at-uh-how you say? Stalemate."

"What is happening?" Velvet asks

"I think they are old rivals?" Taiyang states as another pie flies into his face this time instead of Madko's. Summer read it out loud.

Dear Audience,

Jaune and Cinder have been at odds for years. Except they were secretly lovers! Scandalous I know, but the diffence Jaune was deeply in love with her but she didn't love him back in the end. This was way before he met Pyrrha. Also sorry but I try not to spoil stuff about the future so bye!

Love your second favorite psycho,

Zex

"I thought we wouldn't have to deal with him?" Taiyang asked as Summer finished reading.

"You don't he wrote that one before hand! I just decided to throw a pie at your face!" The Mask said as he jumped through a random window

"...Now I see why Zex has lost his mind." Felitae said with a sigh

"Not from where I sit. Ah give it up Cinder, you got nowhere to go but down and you know why?" Jaune looks at her and slams his hand on the hood of the limo "Because you are a BAD PERSON. You don't know the first thing about DUTY or HONOR or FRIENDSHIP! You are just a coldhearted mercenary bitch. I'm tired of spending my life chasing you." Jaune turns forward with his forearms on his knees as he hunches forward.

"Holy shit." Neptune said as everyone was speechless

"What if I told you it wasn't for money this time? What if I told I" A chastity belt is shown with the Soviet Union symbol on it as she tossed it onto the hood of the limo "changed?"

Jaune looks down at it in surprise as he looks to Cinder "For reals?" He extends his hand out to her "Or is this another one of your tricks?"

Cinder takes his hand and pulls herself out of the broken window "No Jaune it is the real thing." She states as they go in for a kiss

"Welp add another girl to Jaune's harem boys!" Cardin joked as they all busted out laughing

Winter and Weiss both thought one thing

"Did something happen to her in the future?"

"нет (No)" Cinder said as she turned away frustrating Jaune (2)

"Wait what?" Dove said

"Wha-OH-FOR GOD! C'MON YOU SAID YOU CHANGED!" Jaune yelled

"You misunderstand Jaune I am, how you say, taken" Cinder said bashfully

"What? By who?" Jaune asked sad and shocked

"Yeah I want to know who as well?" Scarlet said completely shocked

Meanwhile in all Jaune's girls minds

"YES! HE IS NOT GETTING ANOTHER GIRL!"

"Would all you you shut up." said a mystery voice

"WHATTHEABSOLUTEFUCK!?"

Cinder looks behind her to show an unconcious Hazel.

"HIM!? AH YOU HAVE GOTTEN TO BE KIDDING ME!" Jaune yells in anger

"It is like you say, I am bad person. So is he, he is also rich, powerful, and quite well endowed" Cinder stated

Jaune starts making random noises as he puts his hands on his ears "Oi enough!" His hand slides down his face and grabs her wrist "Well I won't let you go"

"Hell yeah Jaune fight for your girl!" Neptune said with tears streaming down his face like a proud older brother

"It's not your choice Jaune" Cinder said

"No, I don't mean let you go in a romantic if you love something set it free kinda sting kinda way." Jaune said as his grip tightened

Glass breaks "What?" Asks all of the audience

"I mean I'm not letting you escape!"

"And I mean you don't have a choice. My Blackhearts have already infiltrated your compound. They are in position as we speak. If i fail to contact them with the abort code by midnight all of your friends will die." Cinder said as it showed a dance being stopped by a bunch of woman in disguise with Emerald ending it by pulling out a shotgun a shooting.

"HOLD UP WHAT!?" Sun yelled

"Oh BITCH! What those people ever do to you huh? Call 'em off!" Jaune said as he wrapped his hands around her throat and picked her up

"Or what? You kill me they all die." Cinder stated as she glared at him

The limo began to tip over the edge as Jaune dropped her back into the drivers seat and walked to the end of the hood.

"How about I make you call in that code while I drop your new boyfriend off a cliff!" Jaune said angrily

Cinder glared as she simply said "I'd rather die."

She popped the hood of the limo causing Jaune to fall off it as the limo tipped and fell over the edge. Jaune tried to stop it but as the limo fell saw Cinder smirk as she blew up. Jaune looked sad but then suddenly looked down at his watch. He had only one minute to get to the compound that he is overlooking.

"OH SHIT!" All the guys yelled

Jaune starts to run down the road to the compound. He runs by a destroyed motorcycle and runs to a discarded bike and drives it as fast as he can.

"He's not gonna make it!" Summer and Winter yelled

Jaune drives past the front gate as his face his shown with determination to save his friends. His family. He looks down at his watch as it strikes midnight. He looks up with fear and panic written all over his face. He jumps off the motorcycle, pulls out his knife while naruto running for a good second, and runs to the hangar the music is being played from.

He raises his knife into the air ready to start killing when he suddenly stops to see everything fine. No one is getting killed as it shows Ozpin dancing and getting kissed by a woman in a pink dress, Sun getting some action down under while he manages the DJ station, and Neptune is seen dancing. He notices Jaune and shows a vile that says "Rusty's Spanish Fly" on it with a smirk.

Jaune smiles and sheathes his blade into his jacket as Neptune winks.

"And like that you can feel the bromance between these two." Neptune said with a chuckle. He remembered all the times where he and Jaune would end up in crazy situations like that. While not as extreme it was always a wingman type of thing.

Suddenly the woman he was dancing with turns into a monster fly as does all the other girls. As chaos ensues Jaune pulls out his knife with a wicked grin and walks forward. Just another day.

"Well that was awesome!" Ruby said with a smile

"Yes it was" Madko says with a smile as he sees his daughter well asleep

"I think we should all get some sleep" Summer said as rooms with their names on it appears

They all said their goodnights as Madko and Felitae put Katherine to bed. They have a smile on their face and close the door quietly. When they walk into their room a bed and couch is seen. Madko sweats as he looks at his wife.

"Remember what happened earlier?" She said sweetly

"Yes?" Madko replied

"You still get the couch"

Madko sighs as he kisses his wife goodnight and lays down.

THREE HOURS LATER

Madko suddenly feels weight on his midsection and sees his wife with a mischievous smile.

"Zex soundproofed the room." Felitae said as leaned down

Madko smiled and pulled her down as she giggled.

WITH ZEX

Zex hears something he should not be hearing. "MADKO!"

Hope y'all give Madko and his family a warm welcome! Also next chapter brings a bit of upgrades! See y'all later!