A/N: Part Three of Three, as promised. Thanks so much for your reviews. They keep me going.

Also, some major JP-bashing here.

Tags: Girls Talking About Sex (no way! really?!), Mention of Blowjobs, Cunnilingus/Oral Sex (girl on girl), Infidelity (kind of; I know I say I don't write this, and I really don't normally, but I'm not sure how to define what happens at the end of this chapter...I guess I'd say it flirts with infidelity a bit)

"You broke Yi Jeong Sunbae's nose?"

"I didn't break his nose! It was just bleeding," Ga Eul repeated for the third time since telling the story of how she'd accidentally popped Yi Jeong in the nose with her elbow when they were making out. "It was dark, and I was trying to...get my shirt off." She mumbled the last bit into her glass of wine.

That only made Jan Di and Jae Kyung laugh harder. After their, um, experiment earlier, Jae Kyung had stopped the porn, and now they were sitting in a circle, answering questions from a girls' night Q&A in one of Ga Eul's magazines.

"Hey!" Ga Eul tossed a pillow at the two of them. "After the initial burst of pain, Yi Jeong was cool with it. He laughed and said, 'Well, that's one way to have a nosebleed.' All right, it's your turn, Jae Kyung. Most embarrassing make-out story. Go!"

"Ummm...I don't know if I can top that. I've never broken a guy's nose before."

"It was not broken!"

"Calm down. You don't have to scream." Waving her off, Jae Kyung continued, "Mmmm let's see. What about an embarrassing kiss?"

Ga Eul shrugged.

"Works for me."

Taking a deep breath, Jae Kyung began, "So…when I was in high school in the U.S., I went to this summer camp."

"Was it a biology camp?" Jan Di asked, her voice muffled by the intermittent crunch of potato chips.

Ga Eul giggled.

"No. I was there for chemistry."

Ga Eul and Jan Di glanced at each other.

"And you found some chemistry, obviously," Ga Eul commented, wiggling her eyebrows.

"Oh my god, you guys. What if I said physical—never mind."

Ga Eul snorted.

"We're sorry, please continue," Ga Eul prodded.

"Thanks." Jae Kyung poured herself another half glass of wine. "As I was saying, I was there to learn about science."

"Life science," Ga Eul said. "Okay, I'm done. I'm really done. Really, really." She held up her hands in surrender.

"Again, I was at this camp. So one night, a group of the guys snuck into the girls' cabin I was in. Our lights were supposed to be out, so we were using this big lantern-style flashlight. We made a circle on the floor, and we set the flashlight in the middle of the circle. And we were playing Truth or Dare, right? So at one point during the game, I got dared to kiss one of the guys in the group. Which was fine. I mean, he was cute, and I'd kind of been crushing on him all week. Except the lighting was so bad that I couldn't see very well—I'm taking that excuse to my grave—so instead of his mouth, I accidentally kissed his nose. I mean, I just sort of took his entire nose into my mouth and licked it before I realized what I was doing."

Ga Eul chuckled, but it took Jan Di a moment to catch on to the image of Jae Kyung sucking some pimply American science nerd's nose. When she did, though, she immediately burst into a fit of cackles that lasted several minutes.

"Jae Kyung, I think we broke her." Ga Eul took Jan Di by the shoulders and tried to make her sit up straight. "Yah, how much have you had to drink?"

"It's just that"—Jan Di swiped tears from her cheeks with her fists, her fingers being coated in chip crumbles as they were—"you broke Yi Jeong's nose, you tried to eat someone's nose, and the first time I gave Jun Pyo a hand job, my aim was really off. I squirted it on my face and some of it got in my nose."

"What?" Jae Kyung said.

"Wait, was he lying down?" Ga Eul asked.

"Yes, but...I didn't know what was going to happen. I mean...I'd never seen that before."

"Oh, Jan Di." Jae Kyung patted her on the head, and Jan Di swatted her hand away. "So innocent."

"Yi Jeong accidentally shot cum on my hair the first time I tried that. He kept apologizing." She lowered her voice. "I think he didn't expect to cum so soon. It was cute."

"Awww, Yi Jeong couldn't hold it in," Jae Kyung said, making Ga Eul blush.

Ga Eul cleared her throat and asked, "Is that your embarrassing story, Jan Di?"

Jan Di nodded. "I have too many awkward moments. I'm not prepared to relive them all, so that's it."

"Well, then, we accept your nose story," Ga Eul stated.

"Wait. Jun Pyo was your first kiss?" Jae Kyung pointed at Jan Di, who nodded affirmatively, and then at Ga Eul. "Was Yi Jeong your first kiss?"

"Yes, and no. I mean, I'd had pecks before, but not...not like make-out kissing."

"Would you consider him to be, like, your first real kiss?"

"I guess so...I mean, I might have told him he was my first kiss." Ga Eul glanced coyly to the side.

"You lied? Ga Eul!" Jae Kyung slapped her hand over her heart. "I didn't know you had it in you."

"It wasn't a lie! He was my first kiss...in a manner of speaking."

"You lied to him," Jan Di pronounced solemnly, "and then you broke his nose."

"It was not a lie! I'd never been kissed like that!" Pulling a fuzzy blue blanket up to her chest, Ga Eul crossed her arms defensively. "Anyway, he was my first everything else."

"Ugh. Where is my 'everything else'?" Jae Kyung tossed her rolled up bag of chips into the trash can at the far corner of the room. It sailed smoothly into the center of the container. "I mean, don't get me wrong. Hookups can be nice, but I haven't really wanted to go all the way with some random guy I just met an hour before. Guys always act like they're scared of me. I mean, look at me." She pointed at herself. "What's there to be scared of?"

"You just need to find a confident man who likes to be dominated by a sexy, empowered woman," Ga Eul asserted.

"You think Woo Bin Sunbae likes to be dominated?" Jan Di asked.

"I think he would be impressed by a woman who could dominate him."

"Guys, can we stop talking about Woo Bin Sunbae?" Jae Kyung groaned.

"We'll stop talking about him if you admit that you like him," Ga Eul said.

"Can we just go on to the next question?"

"Fine." Ga Eul reopened her magazine.

"Let me see that." Jae Kyung snatched it from her. "Oooh. Let's do this one. Tell me about your first time."

"Of course she picks that one," Jan Di lamented.

"First time for what? You have to be more specific." Ga Eul grinned over her wine glass.

"Will you listen to this girl? Being with Yi Jeong has made you positively shameless." Jae Kyung popped Ga Eul on the head with a porn dvd case.

"I'm waiting," Ga Eul answered.

"Fine. Penetration."

"Penetration where?" Ga Eul asked in an innocent tone.

"Ga Eul!"

"I'm kidding. I haven't been that adventurous. Hmm, so let's see my first time was the second...no, the third night of our honeymoon."

"Really? Not the first night?"

"The first night I got really sick. The second night...we tried, but I couldn't relax enough so...we didn't 'finish,' so to speak."

"Is he big? He's big, isn't he?" Jae Kyung asked.

Ga Eul shrugged and stated matter-of-factly, "Well, he has been measured, and according to the internet, he is above average. As I have no practical experience with other dicks, that doesn't mean much to me. But that said"—she paused, grinning—"I think he's a nice size."

"Well, then, I think you definitely owe us a first time story," Jae Kyung said, settling back against the foot of the bed.

"Okay, so..." Ga Eul smiled as she stared at the carpet, slightly sleepy from the wine. Perhaps she had it to blame, also, for the ease with which she proceeded to talk about Yi Jeong's foreplay habits. "Yi Jeong really likes to...touch me...like, all over by body. He usually starts by tracing my chin or my ears or something and then he moves to my chest and he just kind of works his way down. He always did that, ever since we were dating. I guess it's because he's an artist. He likes feeling my skin. I don't mean that in a creepy way. It's just something he does, like, all the time."

"What do you mean?" Jan Di asked.

"Well, if we're in a movie theater or on a dinner date or really any time that we're sitting beside each other, he'll put his hand on my leg like this or he'll trace my arm like this." She used Jae Kyung's arm to demonstrate, drawing her fingertips slowly up her hand and arm up to her elbow. "It feels nice. See? Doesn't that feel nice?"

Ga Eul took her hand away.

"Anyway, why am I saying this? Oh, so usually he does that, you know, like a massage, at the beginning, and we kiss a lot. And then, he'll start touching me...you know where...with his fingers or his mouth. So our first time went pretty much like that. He was using his tongue to, um, you know—"

"Eat you out?" Jae Kyung blurted.

"Um, yes," Ga Eul answered, blushing despite her initial boldness. "He's very, um...good at things like that. So yeah, he did that until I was relaxed enough, and then he...you know...did the thing. And that's it."

"Wow. The thing. That was such a great description of it," Jae Kyung intoned.

"Yes, well..."

"Come on! I need details!" Jae Kyung complained.

"You want details?"

"Yes."

"Well." Ga Eul put on her most serious face. "I was lying on my back in what is called the missionary position, and he stuck his penis in my vagina and thrusted in and out for a few minutes, and then he had an orgasm...some semen came out...and that's how babies are made...except one wasn't made...because I am on birth control."

"Seriously?" Jae Kyung said, and Ga Eul cracked a smile at her frustrated expression.

"You're worse than my mom," Jae Kyung continued. "Come on, give me something I can't read in a textbook. Did it hurt? Did you have a mind-blowing orgasm? Is it true what they say about the g spot?"

Jan Di raised her hand.

"Yes?" Ga Eul acknowledged her motion.

"Can you go back to that part about...well, the part before he...before you did it?"

"But we're talking about the...thing..." Jae Kyung trailed off.

Ga Eul frowned.

"We did a couple things."

"What do you mean by 'eating out?'" Jan Di blurted.

"What?" Ga Eul asked.

"You mean Jun Pyo Sunbae's never put his mouth down there?" Jae Kyung asked, pointing at the meeting of Jan Di's thighs.

Jan Di shook her head.

"Wait. Have you ever sucked him off?"

"Sometimes, but...I have such a bad gag reflex. We only do that last part, most of the time. I mean, we kiss, sure. He sort of awkwardly fumbles with my clothes for a bit and plays with my boobs. But other than that...But isn't that what sex is? You know, the um, penetration part?"

Ga Eul and Jae Kyung exchanged a look.

"Jan Di, be honest, do you like it?"

"Not really." She answered sheepishly. "I feel sort of suffocated and then he comes so quickly. It's always so fast, and there's no rhythm to it. At least not that I can tell. But he gets, like, really irritated if he doesn't get me off, though he wouldn't have the patience to wait for me to actually do so." She sighed. "Most of the time I just lie."

"And you give him blowjobs?" Jae Kyung asked again.

Jan Di nodded. She'd started stress-eating the last bag of chips.

"That cheap bastard. He really has some nerve," Jae Kyung drained her glass. "Asking you to do that and not offering to—"

"Maybe he doesn't like doing that?" Ga Eul suggested.

"It's not like he's been with anyone else! How would he know if he likes it or not?" Jae Kyung asked. She threw up her hands in disbelief.

"Well, it's not like I asked him to," Jan Di said.

"You ask him to. You ask him to," Jae Kyung commanded. "That's like the best thing since chocolate." She gesticulated wildly. "Since sex...I mean, wait, that is sex—"

"It is pretty good," Ga Eul added.

"Hey!" Jae Kyung clapped her hands together enthusiastically. "I have an idea. Can I tell you guys a secret?"

Ga Eul looked questioningly at Jae Kyung, startled by her sudden excitement. "Uh, sure," she answered.

"I've always wondered what it would be like...to be...with a girl." She grinned when she said it.

Jan Di froze with a chip halfway to her mouth. "What?" she asked.

"This is perfect. Don't you see? What if I go down on Jan Di? Jan Di gets to experience the wonders of oral stimulation, and I get to see if I like being with a girl or not."

"What?!" Jan Di exclaimed.

"Um..." Ga Eul laughed nervously.

Well.

That came out of nowhere.

"Wait." Jan Di scrunched her eyebrows. "You're a lesbian, and you didn't tell us! And here we've been trying to set you up with Woo Bin Sunbae this whole time!"

"No, no." Jae Kyung laughed and shook her head. "I don't think I have a preference, really. I mean, I find girls and guys equally attractive. I'm not trying to hit on you two. I know you're straight. I just thought it could be a win-win." She continued rambling and poured herself another half-glass of wine. "Anyway, forget it. I didn't mean to make it awkward. We can keep...going with the questions. Next one!" Jae Kyung reached for the discarded magazine. "What is one thing about your significant other that drives you crazy in a not-so-good way? Well, I guess you two are going to have to answer this one since I'm—"

"Let's do it." Jan Di interrupted her.

"What?" Jae Kyung and Ga Eul said simultaneously.

"I mean...if you want to...try that thing...I can try it with you," Jan Di said, looking suddenly determined.

"Seriously?"

"What?" Ga Eul asked again, blinking.

"It's just…who does Jun Pyo think he is, anyway?" Jan Di mumbled.

"Yes, but...Do you think you'd feel awkward doing something Jun Pyo doesn't know about? Or...I don't know...a little guilty?" Ga Eul asked.

"Hey. What happens at girls' night stays at girls' night," Jae Kyung asserted.

"That's the point of what I just—"

"Anyway, it's like masturbation. Except with another person." Jae Kyung continued.

"No, it's not." Ga Eul shook her head. "You can't have oral sex with yourself!"

"Well, maybe some contortionists—"

"Comfortably, anyway," Ga Eul added.

"That's exactly my point!" Jae Kyung snapped her fingers. "What if Jan Di never gets the chance to experience this again, and we are depriving her of one of her fundamental rights as a woman by refusing to perform this...perfectly normal act."

'Fundamental rights?' Ga Eul mouthed.

"Whatever it is, I'm fine with it. So let's just do it," Jan Di said, placing her hand over Jae Kyung's, her eyes a little glassy from the alcohol. She gave her hand a squeeze. "Jae Kyung Unnie, I trust you."

"Awww, it's gonna be so much fun, I promise." Jae Kyung gave Jan Di a crushing hug. "Okay, so I need you to lay down. Why don't we all get on the bed? Ga Eul, are you coming?"

Ga Eul hesitated. How was she supposed to sleep on that bed with Yi Jeong?

On the other hand, he'd probably find this sort of thing hot.

She'd get the staff to wash the sheets tomorrow.

Twice.

Ga Eul shrugged. "Well, if Jan Di's fine with it," she said, "the least I can do is give her one of Yi Jeong's famous massages."

"Perfect!" Jae Kyung bounced on the balls of her toes as she stood.

Once the three of them had regrouped on the bed, Ga Eul sat down with her back against the headboard, spread her legs, and patted the space between her thighs.

"Jan Di, lay down on your back and put your head down in my lap."

Once Jan Di had situated herself between Ga Eul's legs, she looked up with a dead serious expression and asked, "Yah. Are you clean?"

"Jan Di!"

Jan Di smiled, shaking her head.

"I'm kidding."

"I'm not going to touch you like that! Besides, I've only been with Yi Jeong."

"Who's been with, like, half of Korea," Jae Kyung pointed out.

"Oh, thanks, I didn't know that. Yes, he's fine. He got himself checked."

"Thank god." Jae Kyung rolled her eyes.

"Anyway, I don't believe he was with as many people as people think he was with," Ga Eul added for good measure.

"Uh-huh." Jae Kyung said, tying her hair back with a hair tie. "Well, if he was with even half that number, I'd be concerned."

"What do I need to do?" Jan Di asked as Jae Kyung approached.

"I'm not going to make you do anything to me, silly." She hooked her fingers in the waistband of Jan Di's pajamas and slowly pulled them down her legs as Ga Eul slid Jan Di's top over her head. "Just spread your legs for me. That's a good girl." Jae Kyung's hands glided down the smooth skin of Jan Di's inner legs. "Now close your eyes and relax."

Jan Di closed her eyes as instructed, and Ga Eul massaged her shoulders, trying to ease some of the tension out of them.

"Jan Di, you have a lot of tension in your shoulders. Try to relax a little," Ga Eul said in a soothing voice. "Think about Jun Pyo Sunbae...or I don't know, a celebrity, like Kim Hyun Joong."

"You have dream sex with celebrities too?" Jae Kyung popped her face up from between Jan Di's legs.

"Sometimes." Ga Eul averted her eyes. She traced Jan Di's earlobes. The laundry girl shivered.

Jae Kyung returned her attention to Jan Di's legs, and Ga Eul continued her efforts on her friend's upper arms. When she felt like Jan Di had loosened up, she rubbed her hands down Jan Di's arms and arranged them out to her sides so that she had complete access to her chest and stomach.

Slipping her hands underneath Jan Di's back, Ga Eul found her bra closure and unclasped it. Her fingers tiptoed teasingly over Jan Di's shoulders while she brought her bra straps down her arms.

She flung her bra to the other side of the bed.

Ga Eul wove her fingertips around Jan Di's neck, ghosting them over her pale skin until she reached her clavicle. She traced her collarbone. Then she lingered on her chest for a while, hovering right above and around her breasts without actually touching them.

Meanwhile, Jae Kyung worked her way up Jan Di's body from the opposite end, kissing her ankles and calves and stroking increasingly upward until she reached her bare thighs. Jan Di's red lace panties had a rose design upon closer inspection; they were basically see-through and clung to the neatly trimmed hair of her mons pubis. For all Jun Pyo's sexual disappointments, Ga Eul had to admit he had good taste in women's lingerie. She could imagine that Yi Jeong would appreciate seeing something like that on her own body.

Weaving her hands gently around her best friend's breasts, she drew her fingers up each mound's roundness until she reached the red, pointed tip. She circled Jan Di's nipples with her nails. Pinched them lightly. Rolled the hard beads under her index fingers. Then she cupped one of her breasts and kneaded it gently while using her free hand to stroke her stomach, drifting over the dips and curves of her outline. Back and forth, back and forth, her hands traced her sides from her hip bones to her rib cage.

Sometimes Ga Eul gave Yi Jeong massages, though she never felt they were up to par with his. But Jan Di seemed to be enjoying herself. Her breathing had shallowed, and suddenly she let out a little gasp.

Though Ga Eul realized that probably had less to do with her masseur capabilities and more to do with the fact that Jae Kyung had pulled her underwear down and had given her a tiny experimental lick. Right on her clit.

Jae Kyung caught Ga Eul watching her and winked, her mouth contorted in a silent chuckle.

She ducked her head down again, fully attaching her mouth to Jan Di's slit, and Ga Eul could only imagine what was happening down there as Jan Di began letting out moan after moan.

Who knew Jan Di was so loud in bed?

Ga Eul tilted her head slightly up and away, trying to focus on moving her hands instead of squirming underneath the pressure of Jan Di's head on her own pelvis.

She tried to ignore the squelching sounds coming from between Jan Di's thighs. Tried to ignore the little voice in her head that made her want to ask to be next.

"Ohhhh..." Jan Di groaned. She bent her legs and put her feet flat on the bed. Dug her heels into the mattress. Her hips pushed up into Jae Kyung's face, and the heiress pressed her mouth deeper into the laundry girl's groin.

Ga Eul could hear sucking. Could feel the ghost of Yi Jeong's tongue on her own nether lips.

She pinched Jan Di's nipples. Kneaded her breasts. Pinched her nipples again.

Jae Kyung reached up and put her thumb on Jan Di's clit. She dropped her head lower and placed her mouth on the backside of Jan Di's cunt.

Jan Di twisted her hips, sandwiched Jae Kyung's face between her thighs. Her whole body was tightening, tensing, like a coil ready to snap.

"Ahahhhhh...oh...oh...ohhhh...ohhhhhhhhh..."

Suddenly, Jan Di bucked and squeezed Jae Kyung's face tight between the fatness of her legs. Tremors ran through her body, and she writhed uncontrollably for a few seconds before her legs collapsed and she shoved Jae Kyung's face away.

Everything stilled but the rising and falling of her chest, aided by harsh, panting breaths.

Jae Kyung sat up and wiped her mouth on the back of her arm. She laughed silently again, her mouth wide open, hand slapped over it.

When Jan Di could finally speak again, she only said, "Oh my god...Oh my god...Oh my god."

Jae Kyung laughed in earnest.

"I told you you'd like it."

"That was...t-t-thank you."

"No, thank you." Jae Kyung rolled her jaw. "Women taste different from men." She squinted, like she was trying to get at the exact flavor. "I don't know, it's just different, but in a good way." She looked back at the two of them and shrugged. "Also, we have boobs, which I think is pretty awesome."

"I'm so sleepy all of a sudden," Jan Di mumbled. "Yah. We can't tell anyone about this weekend," she continued, though without much conviction in her coma-like state.

"I don't know. I think the guys might find it kind of hot," Ga Eul said, and Jan Di snapped her eyes open fully to give her an incredulous stare. "What? I'm kidding. But seriously, now that you know you like that, you should get Jun Pyo to try it. He probably just has no clue. Like he doesn't have a clue about most things."

Jan Di smiled. "Okay. I will."

Jae Kyung hopped off the bed and tossed Jan Di's clothes at her, which had been thrown in several different directions.

Once Jan Di redressed, the three of them cleaned up the mess on the floor, glancing at each other from time to time and bursting into giggles.

While Ga Eul rearranged the pillows and blankets on her large king bed, Jae Kyung sifted through the remainder of the dvds she'd pulled from Yi Jeong's box.

"Jae Kyung, I think we're all porned out for the evening," Ga Eul said.

"I know, I'm just looking through the rest of them—Oh! Hey! Here's your wedding video! It was in this case labeled 'Hot Girls on Top' on the inside cover." Jae Kyung pried the dvd out of said case and held it aloft. An image of Ga Eul and Yi Jeong in their wedding attire staring lovingly into each other's eyes graced the front of the dvd. "I'd say he switched the videos by mistake, but maybe it was intentional?" She waggled her eyebrows. "Hot girls on top, huh?"

"Well, in that case it would be hot girl." Ga Eul snatched the dvd out of her hand. "Singular." She pointed to herself. "Or it could just be an honest mistake."

In any case, she supposed she'd have to discuss it with Yi Jeong when he got back from his trip.

Maybe she would finally try the 'girl on top' thing.

And maybe they could do a few other things she'd missed.

A/N: If you're still here, thanks for going down this rabbit hole with me. Sorry if I scarred your BOF memories for life...