Its For Charity, Right?
-Inspired by imaginemcu's tumblr post-
"And we do that instead of a party." Pepper finished her presentation and waited for her audience's reaction.
"Brilliant!" Kitty clapped. "Absolutely brilliant!"
"Are we talking fully nude?" Wanda asked with uncertainty.
"Well, they'll be covered, uh, down there." Pepper motioned to her skirt. "But everywhere else, yes. They'll be nude."
"I really like it." Kitty smiled. "But we definitely need Bucky in on it. And Logan."
"And Thor." Wanda added. "And Sam Wilson."
"And of course, Wilson #1." Kitty insisted. "Deadpool's gonna want in on it, too. Maybe Scotty?"
"We'll have to ask each one."
"You got his card?" Kitty asked Pepper.
She held up a bright blue credit card bearing the name 'Stark'. "Okay, for only ten dollars extra, we can put lettering on the back."
"Ten total or ten each?" Natasha asked.
"Uh…" Pepper scrolled down before saying, "Each."
"Eh, it's Tony's card," Kitty shrugged. "Why not."
In a singsong voice, Natasha said, "Extra dollar for sparkly cursive!"
"Okay, so to review the order...Light fluffy blue robes with "Avengers Calender Shoot" in sparkly cursive and each has their initials embroidered on the front pocket." Pepper looked up from the computer. "Everything sound good?"
"Sounds great." Kitty smiled and handed over the card. "Charge it."
"Hey, Bucky," Kitty greeted as the dark haired man strolled into the Tower's living room. She followed him to the couch and sat down next to him. "So, how would you feel about being in a calendar for charity?"
Bucky shrugged.
"You'll be naked." She warned him. "I mean, your bits and pieces will be covered, but you'll be naked on set."
Bucky shrugged again. Typical
"Natasha, Wanda, Pepper, and I were planning on being there for most of the photos but we don't have to be if you don't want." Kitty said quickly. "I can convince them to not and I don't-"
Bucky looked her dead in the eyes and shrugged. Its okay for him to be naked in the same room, but not sleep in the same bed? Boys are weird.
"Okay," Seth, the photographer for this endeavor, readjusted the camera strap around his neck and addressed the large amount of heros in front of him. "The first picture, the cover for the calendar, will be everyone in their suits. Feel free to lean on each other, look comfortable."
From left to right, Tony, Steve, and Clint were all holding up Scott, who was sideways with one hand on his hip and the other propping up his cheek. Next to Clint was Bucky, who was smiling up at Kitty. She was sitting on Natasha's shoulders with her arms up over her head and a grin on her face. Logan was leaning against the wall, his arms crossed over his chest and a smirk. Vision was standing next to Logan. He looked very very confused on what was going on as Wanda kissed his cheek. Rhodey and Sam had their arms around each others neck, laughing at Deadpool, who was licking Peter's Spiderman mask. Bruce had been dragged from his room and had a stethoscope pressed to Deadpool's chest. All four girls had begged Bruce to be in the shoot, but he politely declined, saying no one would want to see him naked. Thor stood proudly, his hammer raised.
Seth had decided to put a 'NSFW' sticker on the front of each calendar.
Inside Cover-
The girls were remaking a magazine cover from years ago. Kitty was in the middle of a bed with a blood red silk sheet pulled just high enough to cover her chest so it wasn't completely indecent. On the left of her, Natasha lay on her side with her arm holding the blonde's waist. Wanda was on the right with her body pressed to Kitty, her hand touching her cheek and her lips near her neck. Kitty wore a satisfied, smug expression for the camera. Pepper had refused her appearance and stayed on the sidelines to watch. The photo had been taken so it was looking down on the girls and the bed.
January-
"Okay...Bucky?" Seth looked up from his sheet and looked over the group of men in bathrobes. A tall, muscular dark haired man stood up. "Right in here." He led Bucky into the studio and shut the door. "You ready?"
Bucky shrugged and stood by the white backdrop.
"So I was thinking that you should cover yourself with your metal arm, uh, hand," Seth directed. "And give me a smile."
The girls stood off near the door, watching as Bucky dropped the robe. Kitty smiled and looked up over at Natasha, Pepper, and Wanda, all of whom looked shocked. She leaned closer and asked, "Were y'all expectin' that?"
"Not really." Wanda said slowly as she turned her head sideways.
"Guess that explains why he was so popular in the forties." Pepper murmured.
"Hmmhm." Kitty reached into her bag of sour gummy worms and slowly ate one. Just remember, you don't fuck your parent's friends and life is cruel. She allowed herself to stare, though, because it was quite good. Life. Is. Cruel.
"Maybe use both hands." Seth suggested. "So you're, uh, fully covered."
"We need him to glance to the side a bit." Natasha nodded to Bucky, who looked very rigid (literally) and uptight.
"And maybe smile." Wanda suggested.
"And not look so pained."
Kitty smiled and whispered, "I got this." She silently stepped off to the side and raised her arms above her head before yelling, "HEY HOTSHOT!"
Bucky's head turned towards Kitty and he smiled his sleepy smile. Seth quickly snapped the photos before he noticed.
February-
"Logan, you're next." Seth jerked his thumb towards the door as Bucky left.
"Hey, why's he get pants?" Scott asked, pointing to Logan's blue jeans under his open robe. He shut up when claws slid from Logan's knuckles. When Logan left, he could be heard muttering, "Ooh, look at me, I've got cat claws-"
"There's the chair and table," Seth waved his hand towards the set-up. "Make yourself-"
Logan took the cigar out of his robe's pocket before shucking it off and plopping down in the chair. He put his feet up on the table and stuck his cigar in his mouth.
"Oh, okay." Seth nodded. "That works."
"Come on, take more off!" Kitty yelled, much to the agreement of Natasha and Wanda.
"I'm already shirtless," Logan pointed out. "What more do you want?"
All four girls huddled together and whispered for a moment before Natasha announced, "Pants unbuttoned."
"And unzipped." Kitty added.
Pepper nodded. "Maybe pulled down a bit."
"If you want that, you'll have to come over here and do it yourself." Logan crossed his arms over his chest, a smug smile on his face.
The three girls looked to Wanda, who returned the smile. Slowly, Logan's pants unbuttoned and unzipped themselves.
March-
"Clint Barton!" Seth retrieved the next victim, who looked ecstatic.
Hawkeye immediately dropped his robe and stood with his back to the camera while holding his bow. He wore his arm guards and quiver while looking just over his shoulder. "Is this good or do I need another pose?"
"That's fine."
"Ooh, maybe I should have that shiny stuff you all put on your cheeks," Clint said to the girls as he touched his cheekbones. "To make them kind of glow."
April-
"Guys!" Peter was dressed in his full Spiderman uniform. "You didn't tell me it was a nude calendar!"
"That's because you're not going to be nude in front of any camera." Steve said firmly.
Peter pointed at Kitty and said, "She did!"
"She's older."
"By like, what? Three months?" Peter said defensively.
"But you're the baby." Kitty reminded him with a smile.
The April spread was Peter hanging upside down, his feet touching on the web he had attached to the ceiling. They pulled his mask just high enough for you to see his lips and nothing else.
May-
"Okay, Rhodey, just stand in front of the American flag and use the military cap to-"
"Yeah, yeah." Rhodey sighed as he got in position. "There's no way Stark is paying me enough for this."
June-
"Vics, how exactly did you get those people to make these?" Sam asked as Kitty handed him a giant set of white wings. Poked in with the feathers were metal ones, just like his Falcon ones.
"I promised them I'd consider doing their Victoria's Secret Fashion Show thing." Kitty shrugged and helped Sam put on the wings. "Do you have Redwing?"
"Yep." Sam manueved the drone to fly to cover the right spot and put his hands on his hips before smiling at the camera.
July-
Steve was...More difficult to photograph. Kitty willingly left the set for this one so Natasha, Pepper, and Wanda had to fill her in. Apparently, Steve was very uncomfortable as he held his shield over his crotch. Finally, Seth had decided that it was okay that Steve was looking down with a penitive stare.
August-
"Scott, you're up!" Seth announced.
Scott followed the photographer and sighed. "Why are you guys in here?" He asked.
"Artistic input." Kitty smiled.
"And we thought of this thing." Natasha chimed in.
"Are you even legal?" He asked Wanda.
"I am only a few months younger than Kitty."
"Great, so we don't actually know how old you are." Scott grumbled as he dropped the robe and held his Ant-Man helmet. He smiled a sly grin and said, "Guess they're getting their money's worth."
"You're going to have to move it down a bit." Wanda advised, pointing to his helmet.
Pepper nodded. "We can see too much."
Scott quickly moved the helmet, his cheeks flushing red with awkwardness.
September-
"It doesn't have anyone written down for September." Seth reread the list before handing it to Natasha.
"Here ya go." Kitty threw him a sim card, which he fumbled to catch. Seth walked over to his computer and booted it up. On it was a candid photo of Bruce when he was just changing back from being the Hulk. He was pulling up a pair of pants and was just covered enough.
"Hello Mr. September."
October-
"So," Seth watched as Deadpool buttoned up a sheer teddy over his suit. "You're just going to wear lingerie over that?"
"You bet your fucking beautiful hair I am."
"Yeah, what do you put in it for it to be so perfectly quaffed?" Kitty asked, pointing at Seth's hair.
Wanda walked over and started working her fingertips on top of his hair. "It's so fluffy." She whispered, mesmerized.
"Wanda," Natasha hissed. "You don't just touch a guy's hair!"
November-
"Thor of Asgard?" Seth asked loudly. He watched as a very large, very naked man with shoulder length blond hair stood up.
They positioned Thor on a bearskin rug right in front of a fire. He was laying on his side with his one leg popped up and his hammer in front of his, uh, lower region.
"Ya know," Kitty chewed on a gummy and watched Seth take pictures. "Although I still don't like him, I gotta admit, he is pretty good eye candy."
The other three women nodded and hummed in agreement.
December-
"Tony, it's your turn," Kitty nodded towards the door. "And once again, I'm sittin' out."
"Okay," Tony strolled into the room. "Not like half the men and women in America haven't seen me naked." He hooked on a few pieces of strategically placed Iron Man armor and said, "Make sure you get my good side."
One Week Later
"Good news," Pepper said loudly as she walked into the Tower's living room. Everyone that had been in the photoshoot (even Bruce, who had begrudgingly consented his photo after seeing it) had gathered around the table to see the official print. "The calendars were released at midnight last night." She threw a handful of the calendars onto the table. Everyone eagerly dived to grab one and flip through it. "And we've sold out."
"We're sold out?" Bruce asked, his mouth open in shock. The others exchanged surprised looks.
"And still taking orders." Pepper pulled out her phone and checked the account. "We're at well over a million for the charity."
"Holy shit." Kitty whispered. "Hey, Tasha, Wanda," She turned their page towards the girls. "Look how hot we are."
Bruce, Bucky, and Logan leaned over to see the photo.
"This was definitely a good idea." Tony said as he looked over the July spread.
"Next year should have rescue puppies." Scott suggested with an excited smile.
"The inside cover is very popular," Pepper's attention was focused on her cellphone. "No surprise there, and next two are July and February, followed very closely by September."