Ask Little Mal And Her Family

by Carpenterfan03

This is a book where you can ask questions for four year old Mal to answer along with her mommy/ big sister Evie and their sisters Lola, Ava, April, Tessa. This book is set with my other story Parenting Is Hard. I originally posted this on Wattpad only, but decided to post it on here too, so feel free to ask questions. Ps:You won't recognize most names as they come from Wattpad.

18. Who Do You Prefer Audrey Or Uma?

Yay more questions! Oh this is easy! Auntie Uma! She's so cool! And she lets me do whatever I want! Which I love! And she's always giving me candy and sodas which mommy doesn't let me have ever! Plus she says that I'm her partner in crime and she likes me more than her own pirate crew! I want to be just like Auntie Uma!

Of course you would say Uma. I don't understand why you like her so much. Yeah I get that she's fun and all, but she's so irresponsible. She never listens to anything I say and we're constantly fighting with each other.

But mommy Auntie Uma is so fun! And mommy you love Auntie Uma, but you don't wanna admit it since you're stubborn! You and Auntie Uma are best friends! But you both don't wanna admit it!

That is definitely not true at all Mal. I can't stand that irresponsible pirate! She's always on my nerves and she deliberately does the complete opposite of what I ask her to do! Plus she's always causing problems with her pirate crew and I'm the one that gets blamed for it! Plus she is such a bad influence on you!

That's not true mommy! Auntie Uma is the best! And mommy you love her like how you love Carlos and Jay since Uma is like your sister too! You get mad at Jay and Carlos all the time, but you still love them just like Auntie Uma! I'm gonna prove it!

That's not true Mal. Now I'm not going to keep arguing with you my little apple. I don't like Uma end of conversation. Now I'm going to have to say that I prefer Audrey hands down no question. She's one of my best friends now that she no longer sees us villain kids as bad. She loves a lot of the same stuff as me and other than the fact that two years ago she gave Mal a pacifier after I had already gotten rid of the pacifier she is pretty responsible and I can trust her to watch Mal for me. Unlike Uma.

Mommy you're lying again! I really like Audrey too. She's really nice and I love it when she plays with me, but mommy Auntie Uma is better and you know it! You always go out with Auntie Uma and Auntie Uma is always at our house way more than Audrey is! Just admit it mommy you prefer Auntie Uma, but you don't want Auntie Uma to know that! Just like Auntie Uma doesn't want you to know that either!

Ugh okay fine Mal maybe I like Uma a very small tiny bit, but I still definitely prefer Audrey over her.

I knew it mommy! You do like Auntie Uma! I'm gonna tell her that you admitted it! Oh and everyone please keep the questions coming this is really really really fun!

Thank you to Rosie2009 for this question.