Total Drama Boney Island
Episode 18- Eat 'Em and Weep
(Disclaimer)
Chris- This episode of Total Drama may contain extreme stunts, language, and sexual innuendos performed by animated characters that may be much for some viewers. Viewer Discretion is Advised.
(Disclaimer ends)
Chris- Last time on Total Drama Boney Island! Our campers participated in a classic challenge in the series. The Dare challenge. The challenge where our favorite friends Owen and Gwen teamed up to defeat Heather. But this time, it was a bit different. This time there were no bottles, no freebies, and no passes! From different dares like running on a super fast treadmill, Dying hair, horrid music, and Bridgette had a real "gas" with hers. He He, should I feel bad? Are you kidding me? This brings in massive ratings. Anyway, back to the show. In the end, poor old Lindsay took the slingshot home. Only 6 campers remain. Who will remain next on this disgusting episode of Total, Drama, Boney Island!
Total Drama Theme starts- camera pops out of a toilet, pops out of a tree, pops out of a bush.
"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine."
Camera starts at the beach and goes over the sand, between the cabins, past Chris and the confession can.
"You guys are on my mind"
Camera goes over the Skull on the mountain and into the water.
"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see"
In the water and we see Harold and Brick fighting over a chest. Bubbles come out and go toward the surface. Scott is laying on his back when he sees Fang and swims away. And we look at the sun.
"I wanna be famous"
Scott and Fang run by, Cody is looking upward on a mountain at Gwen.
"I wanna live close to the sun"
We see Gwen and Leshawna are fighting Heather on a raft which falls down a waterfall.
"Well pack your bags cuz I've already won"
Alejandro is chasing Owen who chokes after he farts
"Everything to prove nothing In my way"
Noah is laughing at Owen and Alejandro In front of the Cabins
Lightning is flexing and Lindsay is watching in awe by the mess hall
"I'll get there one day"
We see Geoff and Bridgette making out on the steps by the mess hall
"Cuz I wanna be famous"
We see Zoey and Dawn are being freaked out by Izzy
"Na Na Na Na Na-Na, Na Na Na-Na Na Na Na Na Na"
Justin is looking in his mirror which is broken by Duncan, DJ runs away
"I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be famous (Na Na Na Na)
Duncan and Justin are in a tussle which is ended by Chef shooting them with a water gun. We see Chef and look into the flashlight in his hand which turns into the moon in the sky.
"I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be (Na Na Na Na), I wanna be famous (Na Na Na Na)"
We're by the fire and see Dawn smiling and Noah looking weirded out and they go to kiss when Noah's hit with Bird poop and is now angry.
"Whistling"
Season logo
(Girls Cabin)
(Dawn is meditating in her bed)
Gwen- Yawns, Oh, Dawn you're awake?
(Still meditating)
Dawn- Of course I am Gwen, I always wake up early to listen to the birds sing and socialize.
(Kinda creeped out)
Gwen- Okay? I didn't realize birds socialized, what do they say.
Dawn- Oh, they usually talk about attracting their mates. Something I've been trying to do.
Gwen- That's kinda cute I guess, in a weird way. Wait a minute. Did you say you've tried? So you've tried doing mating dances and bird stuff for Noah?
Dawn- I mean I take it it worked, Me and him caught on pretty fast right?
Gwen- I guess? He was always staring at you.
Bridgette- Yawns, do you guys have to get up so early?
Gwen- I mean, we gotta get up soon anyway.
(Mess Hall, Breakfast)
Bridgette- Good morning guys, and Harold.
Harold- What's that supposed to mean?
Bridgette- I'm joking man, I just need some amusement.
Noah- You want amusement, so you ask Harold? The dude's as funny as a clown stuck in the rain.
Harold- Yeah, well at least my girlfriend doesn't look like a clown in the rain.
(Gwen and Bridgette look shocked)
(Noah's face turns from unamused to ready to rip off Harold's head)
Noah- I oughta tear your toothpicks out of your torso and use them to take out the trash!
(He lunges at Harold but is stopped by Gwen and Bridgette)
Gwen- Come on quit it! This is supposed to be a happy final 6!
Harold- I guess you're right, I'm sorry for calling Dawn a clown.
(Dawn walks in)
Dawn- What did you just call me?
(Gets sad)
Noah- He said nothing hun, just ignore it.
Dawn- No, I heard it. I know I look clownish, I've heard it a hundred times already.
(Runs away starting to cry)
Noah- Dawn wait!
(The others look sorry)
Noah- You see, I can't have anything nice around here! I get a girlfriend, and she's made fun of!
(He runs off to check on her)
Harold- Noah wait up!
(He runs after him)
Gwen- Nice job Harold, you took a happy moment and turned into a travesty!
(Dawn is sitting by the dock, Noah sits down by her)
Noah- Hey, are you gonna be alright?
Dawn- (sniffs) Yeah Noah, I'll be fine. I've just been called a clown so many times it just gets to me. Don't worry dear.
Noah- Just don't listen to Harold okay? Me and him had a bit of an argument.
Dwen- Well I appreciate you checking on me.
(She kisses him)
Chef Intercom- All campers report to the mess hall! Chris wants you all here now!
(Mess Hall)
Chris- Good morning everyone. Just like yesterday, the next 2 challenges are gonna be remixes of past challenges.
DJ- Aw man, that can't be good.
(Confessional)
Gwen- Uh oh, this can't be good. I'm just hoping they're at least remixes of mild challenges. Last week's challenge was just horrible and I hope they get better.
(Static)
Noah- Oh boy, what is Chris Mclame coming up with this time? Go figures he can't think of original challenges anymore.
Chris Intercom- Do you want something more deadly? Ha Ha
Noah- Would you stop listening to my confessionals?!
Chris Intercom- Hmm, let me think? NO!
(Noah looks unamused)
(Confessional ends)
Chris- I hope you all brought your appetites today. Because today we're bringing back an old favorite. The gross food challenge!
(The campers all grown)
Chris- Yep, the challenge that made even Owen pass out! So I really hope you're ready! Oh Chef! Bring out the first dish!
(Chef puts it down, they're covered)
Chris- Now, here are the rules. Whoever eats the most of these gross dishes, will join me and Chef in my newly made cottage.
Gwen- Is it kept out of Duncan's hands?
Chris- Don't even bring that up Gwendolyn!
Gwen- Don't call me that ever again, understand?
Chris- Anyway, back to the rules. That camper can bring a player of their choosing to join them. The player that eats the least dishes will be, the next camper eliminated from the game!
(Everyone gasps)
Chris- So I suggest you eat, or the slingshot is yours! Now Chef, reveal our first meal!
(Pulls off the lid off of the dish)
Chris- Live witchetty grubs!
(Everyone groans in disgust)
Dawn- No, please! I can't eat a baby moth
Noah- But you have to! Or you'll be kicked off.
Dawn- (Groans in disgust) I'll try I guess.
Chris- And, start eating!
(Everyone starts eating their grub)
Gwen- Gwak! Uh, so crunchy!
Noah- Ugh, I'm pretending this is a cheese puff. A very slimy cheese puff!
Dawn- This is the worst day ever!
Bridgette- (Chewing)
DJ- (Chewing)
Harold- Done!
Gwen- Whoa! That was fast!
(Also swallows)
(Noah, Bridgette, and DJ swallow)
Noah- Come on hun, you've got this!
(She swallows)
Dawn- UGHHH!
Gwen- Good, and this is probably the easy one.
DJ- Dang Harold, how did you do that so fast?
Harold- I had to eat some crazy things at survival camp.
Chris- Okay Chef, reveal the next one!
Chef- I present, Fried Tarantula!
Bridgette- Oh, it cannot get worse than this!
Chris- Wanna bet?
DJ- Ew, it's so hard and furry!
Gwen- That's what she said.
Noah- Really? You're making jokes now?
Gwen- I gotta make some fun out of this situation.
Chris- And, eat!
Dawn- (Chewing) It's okay Dawn, spiders are creepy! This isn't too bad!
Noah- Ugh, I've had dog hair in my mouth that wasn't this hairy!
Gwen- Bacon double cheeseburger!
(Noah and Bridgette look at her weird)
Gwen- What? It worked for Duncan?
DJ- (Hmmf)
(Throws up)
Chris- Ohh, DJ is now behind. He better hope other people get out later!
(Noah swallows)
(Gwen swallows)
(Bridgette swallows)
(Harold swallows)
(Dawn swallows)
Dawn- Ugh, gross!
(Confessional)
Dawn- Oh boy, I hope I can pull this off! I have a feeling this is where I may be done for.
(Static)
Gwen- I had to open my big mouth didn't I?
(Confessional ends)
Chris- Alright Chef, next Item!
Chef- This one, is a classic in Sweden, Surstromming!
Gwen- Oh no! I've heard of this stuff! It's some rotten, fermented, hering.
DJ- Bridgette, you eat fish right?
Bridgette- Not like this!
Gwen- Ugh! It smells worse than Owen's farts.
Chris- Okay, and eat!
Harold- (Harold eats it instantly, everyone stares at him)
Gwen- How did you do that?
Harold- I just had to not think about it.
Dawn- (Tries eating it)- Plaugh!
(Spits it out)
Chris- And Dawn is out of this one.
(Gwen swallows it, but gags a little)
(Noah finishes his)
(DJ finishes his)
(Bridgette finishes hers)
Chris- Okay guys. We're at 3 for Gwen, Noah, Harold, and Bridgette. And 2 for Dawn and DJ. I suggest you two step it up, or you're gone.
DJ- I'd like to see you try rotten fish.
Chris- Not my job bud. Bring out the next dish!
Chef- This one, is called Haggis!
Gwen- Haggis? What is this someone's grandma?
Chef- Nope, it's sheep heart, liver, and lungs mixed with onions, oatmeal, and spices.
Dawn- Oh why did I return to this accursed show!?
Gwen- I ask that every time man.
Chris- Ready? Eat!
(Everyone starts eating)
Bridgette- Ew, why is it so dry?
Gwen- You know, I've had worse.
(Swallows)
(Noah finishes)
(Bridgette finishes)
(DJ finishes)
(Dawn Finishes)
(Harold finishes)
Bridgette- I'm kinda glad I was out early the last 2 times.
Chris- Okay Chef, what's next?
Chef- Oh, you're familiar with this one. It's good old fashioned Beef Testicle!
Gwen- Oh god! I thought we were done with these?
Noah- Do I have to put these in my mouth?
Gwen- Is that the first time you've said that?
(Grins)
Noah- Ha, I make the jokes around here friend.
Gwen- (Shrugs)
Chris- Okay campers eat!
(They start eating)
(Noah, Dawn, and DJ spit theirs out)
Chris- Wow you three. You're out with this one.
Gwen- Come on Gwen, you've done this before you can do it now!
(Swallows)
Gwen- Ugh!
(Bridgette and Harold finish)
Chris- Dawn and DJ, you're in last again. Gwen, Bridgette, and Harold are still in the lead for that great prize! Okay chef, next!
Chef- Next up we have, Black pudding!
Bridgette- Wait, I thought this was supposed to be difficult?
Chef- Oh it is, Black Pudding is actually... Blood Sausage!
(Everyone makes a disgusted face, even Chris)
Chris- And, eat I guess!
(Harold eats his quickly while holding his nose)
Gwen- (hacks) blaugh! (Spits it up) Nope, can I have a napkin?
(Noah finishes)
(DJ finishes)
(Bridgette finishes)
Dawn- pretend it's real pudding Dawn, come on.
(Swallows)
Chris- And Harold has taken a huge lead! Dawn, the next one's the last one. If you don't eat it, and DJ does eat it, your time is up.
Dawn- (gets nervous)
Noah- I know you can do it babe, just dig deep!
(Dawn nods okay)
Chris- Chef, reveal the next item!
Chris- I serve you today, Tuna Eyeball!
Dawn- Starts crying a bit.
Chris- Campers Ready? Wait, that's someone else's line. Just eat!
(They all start to eat and gag)
Gwen- come on! So chewy!
(Blaugh)
Chris- Gwen's out!
(DJ spits his out)
Chris- DJ's out! Dawn still has a chance!
Bridgette- Nope.
(Spits it out)
Noah- Chew, chew!
(Noah finishes)
Noah- Come on Dawn, you can do it!
Dawn- (Chewing, tearing up. She swallows it)
Chris- And Dawn...
(Dawn throws up)
Chris- has been eliminated.
(Noah puts his head down, Gwen and Bridgette comfort him)
(Harold finishes)
Chris- And Harold has won today's challenge! Sorry Dawn, but the slingshot is yours tonight.
(Dawn pouts)
Gwen- Aw, you played a good game though.
Bridgette- Yeah, I'm sure many people were cheering you on.
Dawn- Thanks guys, I guess I'll be going.
(turns to go)
Noah- Wait, it's time I did this myself!
(Noah kisses her, they hold each other)
Gwen/Bridgette- Awe!
(DJ just smiles)
Dawn- Wow, why were you holding out so much before?
Noah- I guess I never realized how much you meant to me, until you leave.
Dawn- You're the sweetest person ever. I'll be rooting for you hun!
(Slingshot)
Gwen- Goodbye Dawn! Take care of yourself okay?
Bridgette- It's been a pleasure competing with you.
DJ- Keep on protecting nature okay?
Dawn- I thank you all! Good luck to all of you! And especially my little bird!
Noah- Little Bird?
Gwen- (Whispers) We'll talk later.
(Chef pulls the slingshot. Dawn flies through the air in a lotus position, and disappears over the horizon)
(Noah looks amazed)
Gwen- Wow, she is something alright.
Noah- Yeah, I guess she is.
Chris- Well Harold, since you've won, you get to choose who joins you tonight.
Harold- Well, the least I can do is bring Noah. To apologize for what I said about Dawn, and to let him rest in peace. Ugh, not in that way.
Noah- Seriously? But I don't deserve that. Surely one of the girls or DJ deserve it more.
Chris- Yeah, why him?
(Gwen and Bridgette glare at him)
Gwen- Oh, you go on. After losing her, you deserve it.
Bridgette- Yeah, you should go on.
Noah- Hmm, maybe Dawn is right? Maybe people do care about me?
Gwen- Noah, you may have sarcastic quips, and insult people a lot. But you're been a great friend.
Noah- Wow, I've only heard that from Owen really. Thanks.
Chris- Enough of the friendship! To my cottage we go!
Everyone- Mansion!
Chris- Whatever!
(They get on a boat)
Bridgette- Have fun you two!
(Chris' Mansion)
Noah- Wow Chris. I will say this place is pretty rad.
Harold- Yeah, how do you afford this place?
Chris- Do you think hosting this show pays me nothing?
Noah/Harold- Kinda.
Chris- Well, you guys can take the guest bedroom. Help yourself to the Ice Cream machine if you want.
Harold- Ice cream?
Noah- After eating congealed blood, Beef Nuts, and fish eyeballs. I think i'll pass. Have at it Harold.
Harold- Don't mind if I do.
Outside the mansion)
Chris- And we have our final 5! Who will remain next week? You'll just have to find out on the next exciting episode of Total, Drama, Boney Island!
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(Credits)
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Written by Derek Phillips
Based on the TV series made by Fresh TV.
All characters are based on their TV Counterparts and are in no way true to the canon story. Unless you want them to be.
Starring the Voices of
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen
Carter Hayden- Noah
Caitlynne Medrek- Dawn
Kristin Fairlie- Bridgette
Brian Froud- Harold/Sam
Cle Bennett- DJ/Chef Hatchet/Momma
and Christian Potenza- Chris McLean
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(Also Starring)
Scott McCord- Owen/Trent
Rachel Wilson- Heather
Drew Nelson- Duncan
Alex House- Alejandro
Emilie-Claire Barlow- Courtney
Dan Petronijevic- Geoff
Novie Edwards- Leshawna
Stephanie Anne Mills- Lindsay/Katie
Peter Oldring- Cody/Tyler/Ezekiel
Adam Reid- Justin
Katie Crown- Izzy
Tyrone Savage- Lightning
Barbara Mamabolo- Zoey
James Wallis- Scott
Jon Cor- Brick
Cory Doran- Mike
Laurie Elliott- Jo
Sarah Gadon- Beth
Lauren Lipson- Sadie
Julia Chantrey- Eva
Kevin Duhaney- Cameron
Athena Karkanis- Anne Maria
Carleigh Beverly- Dakota
Ashley Peters- Staci
N/A- B