*Flashback*
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action… we learned that war movies are brutal! At first, our contestants were flying high. But tensions soon ran deep when Gaffers couldn't capture the footlocker to win the challenge. Despite the inspiring leadership of Admiral Samuel, His Hotness. And while the Grips technically won that battle, you have to wonder if they lost the war because their biggest conflict is still with each other. In the end, even though Jared's soul was trapped by the manipulative hands of Marshal, his heart was wide open as he faced a plus-sized voting tragedy. Was it time for Izzy to go? Uh, yeah! That girl is a complete whackjob! You keep coming back for the explosive drama, I keep coming back for the perks. Car chase this week! And with only eight contestants left, the engines are on and the stereo is set to thump to the catchy opening theme song. It's time for some more Total. Drama. Action!
*Flashback ends*
*Opening Intro*
Two spotlights appear, one from one direction and one from another. One camera appears from sewers with mice on it and second camera emerges from tree finishing with clapboard clamping down.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera then rushes through the film set, miss Chris in his vehicle, then pass several props until it hits the clothes rack scattering clothes around.
You guys are on my mind
After that it flies over the fake cliff, leans down and drops from sky landing in a tiny swimming pool.
You ask me what I wanted to be
Inside the water Samantha is brawling with the shark
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Camera leaves water and we see Doug sleeping on the surfboard with seagulls flying into his direction until one hits him and send him down in the water.
I wanna be famous
Camera then reveal that it was Marshal who was shooting seagulls at him. Next to him stands Nova who looks annoyed that Marshal doesn't give her any attention. Camera pass them and leave the recording studio.
I wanna live close to the Sun
We see Brooke who is sunbathing with two plushies that looks like Cody and Gwen from season 1. She then starts smirking.
Pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Camera then moves to the makeup confessional where Taylor is preparing for a party until one hand from left side spray deodorant in her eye.
Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day
Camera moves to the place where Andrew is fighting with Jeremiah on two big stilts. Then Andrew throws Jeremiah down.
'Cause I wanna be famous
We move to the police movie set where Chef dressed up as cop chase after Kelly. And then we see Jared who is juggling balls in studio but when he see the camera he drops balls and accidentally he click on the button which cause explosion outside.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Outside Izzy is waving to the camera and when bear next to her starts growling she growl back and start chasing terrified bear.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
They pass the Lame-o-sine in which are sitting Cordelia and Kirsten. Cordelia then open the door which leads us to the Gilded Chris Award Ceremony where Chris is in his blue suit and Chef is in his beautiful pink dress.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous
Camera then show the view in the aftermath studio where Samuel and Nathan are sitting on the main couch and are trying to kiss each other but stop as soon as they discover camera is looking at them. Camera moves away showing other characters when on the screen above appear the Total Drama Action logo.
*Intro ends*
*Craft Services Tent*
The camera shows both teams sitting at their tables. The Screaming Gaffers, except for Jared who is nowhere to be found, are sitting at the table near the exit while the Grips are sitting at the table near the kitchen. Brooke and Sam are sitting on the left side of their table while Nathan and Sammy are sitting on the right side. Marshal, now in his normal attire but still with a little mustache on his face, is sitting on the left side of Grips's table while Kelly, who is now trying to flirt with Andrew, and Andrew are sitting on the right side.
-So... Andrew. Were you thinking about that offer I gave you earlier?- Kelly asked him while she tried to get closer to him.
-Well...Haha...actually...I don't.- Andrew replied while looking quite uneasy and trying to freed himself from Kelly's grasp while Marshal on the other hand just stared at them, eating his sandwich, and holding a knife in his right hand.
*Confessional-Marshal*
-I don't know if Kelly does it on purpose so I would feel bad about dumping her or she's just that much of a b**ch that she is already seeking for a new boyfriend. Either way I couldn't stand a minute longer in that Tent. There were no sign of Jared in the Tent and I need him to make sure that the Gaffers gonna lose so I needed to look after him anyway.
*Confessional ends*
-Oh, come on Andrew. After all she just want to f**k you.- Marshal stated which caused Andrew to start blushing uncontrollably.- In fact what Kelly is doing is for the best of people around her. Like getting rid of unborn children is really heroic.- Marshal sarcastically added..- In fact she should write an entire book about her life called ''How to become a 16 years old weed addict with 7 abortions behind yourself''.- Marshal ended looking angrier than he was when he started his monologue.
-Hey! That was rude! Andrew aren't you going to argue with that?!- Kelly asked Andrew who looks unsure of how he should reply.
-You know what? I am sick of you. I'm going back to the trailers.- Marshal replied and then stood up and went towards the exit of the Tent.
-No, wait! Don't leave me with her alone.- Andrew quietly whispered towards Marshal but he wasn't heard by anyone.
-Try not to let the door hit your butt on the way out!- Kelly yelled at Marshal after Marshal's announcement.
-We're in the Tent Kelly, it doesn't have any doors.- Andrew explained to her while Marshal exit the Tent.
-Whatever. So about us two.- Kelly started which caused Andrew to look uncomfortable again.
*Outside of the Craft Services Tent*
The camera shows Marshal going in the direction of trailers when suddenly he stopped.
-They're gonna pay. Marshal's revenge will be...-Marshal was saying with anger in his voice when suddenly someone put Marshal's head in the bag, grabbed Marshal and took with them.
*Craft Services Tent*
The camera zoom on the Screaming Gaffers table, showing Sammy and Nate chuckling together, Brooke writing something in her notebook and Sam eating everything around her.
-I'm just so happy that it wasn't me going home last time.- Sammy said with relief.- I just can't imagine life without you guys.- Sammy said and then get closer to Nathan.
-Yeah, me too.- Nathan replied and then kissed Sammy on the cheek.
-Yeah... Sorry once again for voting for you.- Brooke said to Sammy while putting down her notebook.
-Nothing happened. You were right after all. I were quite bossy.- Sammy admitted his guilt.
-Sam, don't you think it's a little too much for you.- Nathan asked looking quite concerned about Sam.
-I had my jaw wired for nearly a week and a half. It's normal that I am hungry for a real food and no some blendies as Chef like to call them.- Sam replied to Nathan.
-Sounds good to me.- Nathan replied.- Anyway, did any of you saw Jared today? I haven't seen him since he woke up this morning.- Nathan asked his teammates while they shook they heads with a several ''no'' replies.
*Craft Services Tent-Kitchen*
The camera shows Jared standing next to the fridge, in the kitchen, in front of Chef.
-So you are telling that this Marshal kid figured out about our alliance?- Chef asked Jared looking quite angry.
-It wasn't my intention for him to find out!- Jared started.- He said something about overhearing one of our conversations.- Jared explained looking really sad.- I'm just sorry. I can't do anything right. Izzy's got eliminated, my mom probably hates me by now for hooking up with Izzy, Marshal found out about our alliance.- By then Jared starts to cry.- I'm just hopeless.
-Nein!- Chef yelled at him.- You're not hopeless! You just need a proper guidance and I'm gonna give you one! I'm not going to set you free too! We're gonna win this together if you like it or not! Now, I'm going to meet you today at 6:59 pm and then we're going to discuss our situation! Right?! Right! Now, you have five seconds to get back to your team before they start to get suspicious. Go! Go! Go!- Chef yelled at Jared which caused him to get away through the exit doors in kitchen.
*Confessional-Jared*
-If I must say one good thing about Chef, then it must be his skill to motivate others. Maybe Chef is right! I still have some hope to win this!- Jared yelled when suddenly some hand from the left side of the confessional placed a white cloth on Jared's face and nose which caused him to pass out after a minute of struggling and then someone pulled him away from confessional.
*Confessional ends*
*Craft Services Tent*
The camera shows the ceiling of the Craft Services Tent when suddenly someone cut off a passage for himself with a knife and then Chris came down the rope he previously lowered to the floor of the Tent.
-What an entrance!- Brooke commented.- I am totally going to use that in my future fanfiction.- Brooke added and then wrote down something in her notebook.
-Consider it a hint as to this week's movie genre!- Chris replied to her.
-Is it some sort of twisted romance comedy?- Kelly asked the host with the hope of getting one of those.
-No. This week, we're paying tribute to the action-packed bank heist gangster caper film!- Chris announced to both teams.
-Chris? I don't want to interrupt you but our team is missing a player. Jared to be more specific.- Nathan said to Chris looking really concerned about the situation.
-So is ours. But we don't care.- Kelly said as she tried to kiss Andrew but he stopped her by placing his hand on her mouth.
-We do care!- Andrew quickly added.
-Marshal and Jared are gone, people. Because rescuing them is the first part of your challenge.- Chris announced and then Andrew gasped, after him Sammy gasped, after him Brooke gasped, after her Nathan gasped and after him Kelly yawned.
*Confessional-Kelly*
-Okay, so maybe that was a little rude but Marshal means nothing to me after the breakup. I thought that Andrew would be interested in the relationship since both of us are really attractive but he always gets defensive. I'm getting annoyed by this whole situation. When I'm gonna find some gentle, caring and hot boyfriend or girlfriend when people around me are so boring.
*Confessional ends*
-They've both been locked up in state-of-the-art safes, along with all the tools each team will need to commit a movie perfect bank robbery. Your job is to crack the safes, rescue your teammates, grab the equipment, and try to be the first ones to rob the First National Bank of Chris. Let's kick it, gangstas.- Chris explained the challenge to both teams and after that he exit the Tent in the same way he entered it.
*State-of-the-art safes*
The camera shows a film studio with two big safes in the middle of it. Suddenly a voice can be heard from one of it.
-Hello?! Chef?! That is not funny!- The voice who is belonging to Jared yelled.
*Jared's vault*
The camera shows Jared standing in the center of the vault and taking off the bag he had on his head.
-Where am I?- Jared asked while starting to look really scared.- Chef? Izzy? Gaffers? Chris? Anybody?!- Jared yelled now really scared and freaked out.
*Marshal's vault*
The camera shows Marshal relaxing himself on the bench in the middle of the vault.
-Dig as this bank tank is, it still beats hanging with my so-called teammates. I mean, a stupid drug junkie and a not so stupid but not so smart pretty boy? I should make myself in comfort.- Marshal explained and lied down on the bench with a smile on his face.
*State-of-the-art safes*
The camera shows Brooke trying to guess the combination and rotating the safe knob and then tries to open the safe but nothing happened.
-Gosh! I thought that would do it.- Brooke complained while looking at the floor.
-Of course! Let me do it.- Sam said and then pushed Brooke aside and starts picking the lock herself.
*Confessional-Sam*
-Okay. Maybe I am still quite angry at Brooke for voting for Sammy at the last award ceremony. Can you judge me for that?! One more vote against him and he would be gone. As much as he is annoying I can't imagine a life without him.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then shows Andrew trying to picking the lock while Kelly is standing next to him, leans against the wall and smoke the cigarette.
-Are you done?- Kelly asked Andrew with the bored voice.- I'm bored.
-Then maybe you should... I don't know... Help me!- Andrew replied to her.
-Okay.- Kelly replied with forced smile.- How do you pick the lock again?- Kelly asked after the moment which caused Andrew to facepalm himself.
The camera then turns to Sam trying to open her team's safe while Brooke is standing next to her and foot tapping.
-Can you stop! I am trying to concentrate here!- Sam yelled at Brooke looking quite annoyed.
-Maybe you should finally admit that you can't do this and give me the upper hand, huh?- Brooke replied while Sam just rolled her eyes.
Then the camera returns to Grips's side where Andrew is trying to explain to Kelly how do you open the vault.
-So we need to open this by using the right combination. You know... a random number cycle.- Andrew explained to her when suddenly Kelly looked like she's got the idea.
-Oh... The number cycle. I get it. My junior high locker combination! It didn't change the whole three years I was in grade eight, so it must be standard!- Kelly explained, starts to rotate the safe knob, try to open the safe but ultimately nothing happened.- Oh, well, that's just bad school spirit!- Kelly added after the minute which caused Andrew to facepalm himself once more.
The camera returns to Gaffers's side where Brooke has replaced Sam in the place of the vault opener.
-The obvious way to do this is to think of combinations Chris would've come up with. What is his favorite thing in the whole world?- Brooke asked her teammates.
-That would be Chris.- Sammy replied to her question while sitting with Nathan on the floor.
-Exactly! His birthday!- Brooke replied quickly and then she tried to enter the combination and open the door but nothing happened.
-Oh come on! That is too obvious! Chris would never made it the combo!- Sam stated, still looking really annoyed.
-Then maybe some harder thing to guess! Yeah! The date of his movie career premiere!- Brooke quickly said, entered the combination, tried to opened the door but still with no serious impact.
-Just admit that you don't know what you're doing.- Sam said with a grin on her face.
-Shut up!- Brooke yelled, now looking quite annoyed herself.- His credit card number?- Brooke suggested while Sam just rolled her eyes.
The camera then shows Chris sitting on the bench in front of the Grips's safe where Andrew is trying to guess the combo and also is reading a newspaper when suddenly Kelly approached him from behind.
-You know Chris. I always thought you were quite hot and very very talented man.- Kelly flirted as she tried to come even closer to him which made him uncomfortable.- Maybe you would want to spend some quality time together and... I don't know...give me the combination to this vault?- Kelly suggested as she placed her hands on Chris's shoulders.- Then we could go to your private chamber, have some fun and I would give you a shoulder rub. What do you think about that?- Kelly asked in her flirtatious voice.
-Kelly, you're making me kind of uncomfortable here.- Chris replied with his eyes widened.
The camera then moves back to the Screaming Gaffers's side where Sam and Brooke are arguing with each other while Nathan and Sammy are lying on the floor next to the ventilation that leads to the vault.
-How do you feel there?- Nathan asked through the ventilation to Jared.
-I think that I found a thing that will help me separate my thoughts from everything that is evil.- Jared replied through the ventilation.
*Jared's vault*
The camera shows Jared opening the bag with the equipment to rob the bank.
-Let see what do we have here.- Jared commented and starts to taking out things from the bag.- Fake guns. Masks. Some memos telling ''Give us all your money this is a robbery''. Very creative.- Jared commented as he took out all the things he listed and then he looked around to make sure nobody is looking at him.
Seconds later camera shows Jared juggling with the fake guns and starts to whistle.
Suddenly Sammy's voice can be heard from outside of the vault.
-Sorry Jared. I'm not sure if we're even able to set you free.- Sammy's voice said with a disappointment in his voice.
-Hmmm... set you free...set you free... Where I heard that sentence before?- Jared asked himself while still juggling the guns.
*Flashback*
-Nine!- Chef yelled at Jared.- You're not hopeless! You just need a proper guidance and I'm gonna give you one! I'm not going to set you three two! We're gonna win this together if you like it or not! Now, I'm going to meet you today at 6:59 pm and then we're going to discuss our situation! Reight?! Reight! Now, you have five seconds to get back to your team before they start to get suspicious. Go! Go! Go!- Chef yelled at Jared which caused him to get away through the exit doors in kitchen.
*Flashback ends*
Jared then gasped and said.- Chef is a genius.- Then he throw away the fake guns and run towards the ventilation.
-Guys! I think I know what the combination is!- Jared quickly yelled to them.
*State-of-the-art safes*
The camera shows Brooke lying on the floor and wrestling with Sam while Nathan and Sammy are talking with Jared through the vent.
-No way! How?!- Nathan asked not believing what he just heard.
-Just before I got captured I may overheard Chef talking to some intern about that.- Jared quickly lied trying to sound as realistic as he could.
-That's just super lucky!- Sammy added.- Sam! Brooke! Stop fighting! We have the code!- Sammy yelled at the girls which caused them to stop fighting and look at them. After the second Jared dictated the code to Nathan, which looked like that: 9132659885, and then both Brooke and Sam opened the safe and set Jared free.
Jared then ran outside of the vault with the bag with the equipment and said.- Here's our bank-robbing kit.
-Let's go rob a bank before Grips open their safe!- Sam yelled to her team and they all run away to the First National Bank of Chris.
The camera then moves towards the Grips safe where Andrew is still trying to open it while Kelly is smoking her cigarettes.
-Great, now they're in the lead. Can you tell me why we're even trying to get Marshal out? We don't need a bunch of stupid prop equipment to rob a bank.- Kelly complained to Andrew.
-But we can't just leave Marshal alone!- Andrew replied to her and turned towards her just to find out that she already run away.- Really?- Andrew asked and then run away after her.
*Boys trailer*
The camera shows Kelly cutting off holes in black socks with the scissors.
-What are you doing! These are Marshal's socks. He would kill us if he ever find out about that!- Andrew yelled at Kelly while she starts to make a note with the previously cut out letters from magazines.- Are you crazy?! You cut up Sammy's fashion magazines?! He will kill me for that!- Andrew complained even more while Kelly just rolled her eyes. Then Kelly took two deodorants from the desk next to the window and she stuck them together with tape to make them look like a gun.- Those were Nathan's. Kelly!
-Shut up already!- Kelly replied to him.- At least we're gonna win this.- Kelly added while Andrew just nodded in defeat.
*Marshal's vault*
The camera shows Marshal still lying on the bench in the middle of his vault.
-Okay...It's weird. Shouldn't they open the vault by now?- Marshal asked himself.- Huh. I'm guess they'll be here any minute. I think I'm just gonna take advantage of all this peace and quiet. Mmm…-Marshal said as he relaxed himself once again on the bench.-Okay, where are they?- Marshal asked after few seconds of lying.
*First National Bank of Chris*
The camera shows Andrew and Kelly entering the bank in slow motion and with the masks made from socks on their heads. Andrew is holding the fake gun while Kelly is holding an empty bag. They approach the counter and Kelly yelled:
- This is a robbery! Give us all the weed you have!
Then Andrew facepalm himself one more time in this episode and then Chris appeared behind the counter.
-Welcome, Grips! You've beaten the Gaffers to the scene, so… you'll get first crack at the teller.- Chris announced which surprised both Grips, especially Andrew.
-How is that possible? They were way ahead of us!- Andrew asked Chris.
*Outside of the First National Bank of Chris*
The camera shows Sam fighting with Brooke again while the boys just stand there and watch them.
-I'm gonna lead the robbery!- Brooke insisted.
-No I'm gonna do that!- Sam yelled back at her.
-Girls! Girls!- Nathan yelled at them while stepping between them.- Calm down. How about you both will lead us?- Nathan asked both girls.
-No way!- Brooke replied.
-Only one of us can get victorious today!- Sam yelled back and they continued to yell at each other while Nathan and Sammy just sighed and Jared didn't even do anything about it.
*Confessional-Jared*
-I'm not sure if Kelly and Andrew freed Marshal already or not. But I know one thing. If we win then Marshal probably tell Chris to kick me off the show for making that alliance with Chef. So just to be extra safe I didn't do anything when Sam and Brooke were arguing with each other.
*Confessional ends*
*First National Bank of Chris*
The camera shows a girl with the long red hair that reach her butt, with the slightly tanned skin and wearing hot pink skinny jeans, and pink flats and a pink bracelet around her right wrist. We don't see what top or jacket or T-shirt she has on herself because she is standing back to the camera and the Killer Grips. The lady is standing behind the counter and is reading some papers.
-Afternoon, ma'am. That's a great set of legs you got there. But right now, I'd like to focus on those lovely hands of yours. I need them to start filling this pillowcase with cash.- Andrew said to the lady behind the counter.
-Anything else I can do for you today...- The lady replied and then she removed the red wig and revealed her blonde hair neatly done up in a ponytail that reaches down to her back and her wearing a causal light blue top which show's off her stomach.- Andrew?- Nova added and after the second Andrew fainted and fell on the floor.
-Looks like Andrew's gone from cool as a cucumber to in a pickle. He can run, well, in this case, pass out, but he can't hide, because… Total Drama Action will be right back!- Chris announced while the camera turns black.
*After the break*
*First National Bank of Chris*
The camera shows both teams. The Screaming Gaffers on the left to the counter with Sam and Brooke still bickering with each other. The Killer Grips except for Marshal on the right to the counter with Andrew still looking surprised of the lady that is standing behind the counter. Chris standing in front of the counter and Nova standing behind the counter and grinning to the other contestants.
-Teams… it is my… "honor"… to report that Nova is back for the duration of the game. And we're all "exceedingly happy" about it.- Chris read aloud the paper he was holding right now.
-That is so not fair! We voted her off fair and square!- Sam yelled back at Chris.
-Sorry Sam but my parents offered the producers a small donation for making sure that the show don't run off the money too early. The only catch was that they needed to make me return to the game.- Nova explained to both teams with a smile on her face.- As you can see, the producers accepted the offer.
-So, Nova, since you were our bank teller in the challenge, great job, by the way, you get to decide which team deserves to win first prize. Your bag of loot.- Chris announced and handed Nova the bag of loot.
-The choice is obvious. Even though Grips managed to come to my wicket before the Gaffers ,I think that it should be the Gaffers winning the loot. Firstly because they actually opened the safe which was the first part of this challenge and secondly it will piss off Mars**t so much that it's worth choosing Gaffers to win.- Nova explained and throw the bag to Sammy's hand.
-Thanks...I guess.- Sammy replied looking quite surprised by the turn of events.
-So, this means the Killer Grips win second prize!- Chris announced while turning to the Killer Grips.
-What's second prize?- Kelly asked the host.- Please tell me it's weed!
-No. It's Nova! For the rest of the game! Or… until she's eliminated!- Chris announced to both the Killer Grips and Nova.
*Confessional-Nova*
-Those Total Drama dirtbags have some nerve making me second place! My parents will definitely hear about this!- Nova explained and then pulled out a phone and starts calling to someone.
*Confessional ends*
-So, Grips, Gaffers, your getaway cars are waiting. Better get a move on before the cops arrive.- Chris said to both teams while Nova joined the Killer Grips.- That means go!- Chris yelled at them and soon after both teams run away from the bank.
*Outside of the First National Bank of Chris*
The camera shows as both teams run away from the First National Bank of Chris towards the hill from the third episode. Then the camera turns to Andrew running side by side with Nova.
-Getaway cars are always cool! That's the rule of heist movies!- Andrew said to her, trying to start a conversation.
-Whatever. Just run faster so we would win this thing!- Nova ordered while Andrew rolled his eyes.
Then the camera turns towards the Screaming Gaffers.
-I hope they gave us some cool, fast cars like Aston Martins maybe.- Brooke commented.
-Or those groovy Mini Coopers!- Sammy suggested with an excitement.
-I will be rooting for a Porsche!- Nathan added.
The camera then shows both teams running towards the hill until they arrive at the top of that hill.
*The top of the Fake Hill*
The camera shows the Killer Grips who just arrived at the top of the hill and shows a red pile of car parts. Soon after the Screaming Gaffers also arrive to their pile of green car parts.
-What's this supposed to mean?!- Nova asked looking really angry. As soon as Nova said that Chris arrived in the red Sports Car and said:
-These are your getaway cars, just waiting to be assembled!- Chris announced to both teams.
-That is so not hot.- Kelly commented.
-If the vehicles were ready to go, it wouldn't be much of a challenge now, would it?- Chris metaphorically asked while both teams starts grumbling and after that Chris drove away leaving all kind of smoke behind him which caused the contestants to start coughing.
*Marshal's vault*
The camera shows Marshal walking around the vault, looking really outraged.
-Fine! I don't need her! She's probably making out with her 8th child's father and she'll get rid of it like she did with mine! I mean she should be long gone from this place! There would be so much more fun with Doug around that her!- Marshal starts shouting even louder.- Do you hear me Kelly?! Yeah, I'm talking to you! F**k you! I hope we're gonna lose, so I can get you eliminated for all yours sins towards me!
*The top of the Fake Hill*
The camera shows Kelly still smoking her weed while Andrew and Nova tries to put a car together but they don't have too many luck with that.
-My god!- Nova complained.- They're not even getaway cars! They're go-karts! How are we even supposed to assemble them!- Nova complained even further.
-Nova, stop complaining and help me actually.- Andrew said to her as calmly as he could and then turned towards Kelly.- Why you aren't helping us Kelly?
-Well, firstly because I don't know how to assemble the car and secondly because I don't want to get all kind of dirty. It would be disgusting!- Kelly replied to Andrew which caused him to facepalm himself once more.
-You're kidding right?- Nova asked looking really annoyed by Kelly.- How did I get stuck on this useless team once more?!- Nova complained which caused both, Kelly and Andrew, to look at her with an anger in their eyes.
The camera then turns towards the Gaffers and shows that Brooke, Nathan and Jared already have most of the kart assembled. Then Sam tries to approach them and help them but she is automatically stopped by Sammy.
-No, no, no!- Sammy said to her while pulling her away and placing her on the floor.-You still need to rest after the whole jaw accident, Sam.- Sammy explained to her which caused Sam to roll her eyes.
-You can't be serious, right?- Sam asked while looking slightly annoyed.- I mean I feel a lot better now. You don't need to nurse me!- Sam complained but then Sammy puts a finger on her mouth and said:
-ShhShhh. Everything will be fine. The rest of the team will do this challenge in no time, you on the other hand need to relax and rest. Trust me Sam, everything will be okay.- Sammy calmly said and starts to swaddles Sam like a baby much to her annoyance.
*Time skip*
The camera zoomed on the perfectly assembled green go-kart while the punk music is heard in the distance.
-Done!- Nathan and Jared shouted in the same moment while the rest of their team placed themselves in the go-kart. Sam on the driver seat, Sammy on the passenger seat and the rest of the team on the seats at the back of the go-kart.
-Hey, Nova! Maybe you'll get to see more than just the back of us when the teams merge!- Sam yelled to Nova who is still trying with Andrew to assemble the car but unsuccessfully.
-Oh, shut up!- Nova yelled back at her while the Screaming Gaffers's drove away from them.- We should start this challenge yesterday! Where are our wheels? Where is Kelly for crying out loud?!- Nova yelled while Andrew just shrugged. At the same moment Kelly approached Nova.
-Here I am!- Kelly said as she waved towards Nova.- I just needed to powder my nose.
-Really?! We don't have time for going to toilet in the middle of a challenge.- Nova yelled at her, looking really angry at Kelly's attitude.
-I didn't say anything about going to toilet.- Kelly shrugged while Nova looked at her looking slightly surprised.
-Please, don't tell me you've been taking some other narcotics this whole time.- Nova said to Kelly, looking really annoyed by her.
-Maybe.- Kelly replied while giggling.- Why you want some?
-Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh! I'm in the team of idiots!- Nova yelled to the air while looking really angry.
-Calm down Nova.- Andrew calmly said to her as he placed a hand on her shoulder.- Sure, we lost our wheels but that does not mean it's over for us! We are going to have to improvise!- Andrew said to her while she just nodded.
-Okay. I already know what we had to do.- Nova replied to them.
*Fake Hill*
The camera shows the Screaming Gaffers driving down the hill in their go-kart when suddenly a clothes rack appeared before them and all of them starts screaming as they drove right into it and scatter all the clothes around the place in the process.
After the moment camera shows that all of the Screaming Gaffers gained a new additional clothing in their attire. Sam now has now baby's cap on her.
-Oh, come on!- Sam yelled to the air.- Then the camera turns towards the Nathan who had a Jason's mask on his face.
-What's this on my face?- Nathan asked and when he realized it was mask he starts yelling.- Take it from me! Take it!- Nathan yelled and thrown the mask outside the go-kart. Then the camera turns towards Sammy who has now Marshal's Nazi military hat on his head.
-Hey! I am definitely not Nazi!- Sammy yelled looking quite agitated by this.
-And I am definitely not a clown.- Brooke replied as the camera shown her with the clown's nose and a rainbow colored wig on her head. Then everyone turns towards Jared who had a pink female bra on his chest which caused everyone to starts laughing.
*Confessional-Jared*
The camera shows Jared sitting in the confessional and blushing really hard.
-All right, that was humiliating. But the extra support was nice. Haha.
*Confessional ends*
Then they reached the bottom of the hill and starts to drive in the straight line when suddenly they all started screaming and the camera revealed a big truck with loads of wood on the trailer in front of them. They continue to scream as they drive right into it, revealing that it was just a painting. Then they continue to scream as the camera shown lots of warning signs and an end of the cliff in front of them. Just like before the drove right into it, revealing that it was only a painting. Still they continue to scream as the camera shown three police cars blocking the road and after the moment just like two times before they drove right into it, revealing that it was just a painting. They still continued to scream as the camera shown an older man standing in the middle of the road but this time they're actually drove into him causing him to bounce up from the car into the sky.
*Fake hill*
The camera shows the Killer Grips running towards the bottom of the hill in the really bad put together go-kart without wheels. Each of them holds car body to prevents it from falling apart.
-Faster, you deadbeats! The teams aren't called the Gaffers and the Slackers! Now move! Mush, mush!- Nova yelled to her team to motivate them.
-Mush? We're not sled dogs!- Andrew replied to her while looking slightly annoyed.
-Yeah! What he said!- Kelly added.
-Of course you aren't. Because if you were, we would've win this by now!- Nova replied to them as they continue to run towards the finish line.
*The finish line*
The camera shows both Chris and Chef waiting for teams at the finish line. Chef is holding a checkered flag while Chris is looking through binoculars.
-It looks like the Gaffers are about to make a clean getaway and win the challenge!- Chris commented as the camera shows the Screaming Gaffer, still in their new attire, driving towards the finish line. Suddenly the Gaffers's go-kart starts slowing down.
-Wait! What is happening?!- Sammy yelled, looking really surprised.
-I think we're out of gas, honey.- Nathan replied while Sam starts to aggressively pressing the gas pedal.
-Oh, come on! Not now!- Sam yelled in annoyance.
-I may have spoken too soon, ladies and gentleman. Talk about a real holdup.- Chris commented while in the background it is seen that the Killer Grips's starts to gain on the Gaffers.
-They're gaining on us!- Jared yelled as he looked back.- There's no chance of winning now!- Jared complained.
-Do not lose hope my friends!- Brooke yelled to them while looking like she got a brilliant idea.- We still have one last thing that we can do to win!- Brooke said to them as the Killer Grips passed them.
-Yes! I knew I could win this. Even with a team of complete idiots!- Nova yelled in happiness while Kelly and Andrew just stared at her. Then the camera returns to the Screaming Gaffers who are all now pushing their go-kart towards the finish line.
-I can't believe this! We were so close!- Sammy said, looking slightly sad.
-Really brilliant plan, you had Brooke.- Sam sarcastically said to Brooke, looking quite annoyed by her.
-Well, I at least had some idea!- Brooke replied to her.
-Well, I at least won't get eliminated the moment we lose.- Sam said with a smirk on her face.
*Confessional-Brooke*
-With that comment I realized that I'm basically alone when it comes to our team's eliminations. I mean Sam and Sammy wouldn't vote against each other, Nate is Sammy's boyfriend so both of them are automatically on Sam's side. That leaves only me and Jared and Jared is Nate's first friend he has on the show so I needed to do something or else I would be likely gone. Just don't hate me for that.
*Confessional ends*
The camera then shows Brooke picking a rock from the ground and throwing it at the Grips's car.
-Faster! Faster!- Nova yelled to her teammates while they almost reached the finish line. In the same moment the rock thrown at them by Brooke, hitted the back of the car and caused the exhaust pipe to detached itself from the rest of the car. It caused the chain reaction and after the moment, just before the finish line, the Grips's car fell apart and crushed them under its weight. In the same moment the Screaming Gaffers pushed their car to the finish line and won the challenge.
-Ahh! I will not be second place!- Nova yelled while trying to get out from the pile made by the broken car.
-Wanna bet?- Chris replied to her which caused her to look even angrier than before.- First off, I'd like to congratulate both teams for choosing to go green. But in the end, the Gaffers are the winners!- Chris announced and the Gaffers starts cheering.- That means I'll be seeing the Grips at tonight's Gilded Chris ceremony. And Gaffers, even though you committed the anything but perfect crime, you get to enjoy victory. And your bag of loot. - Chris said to them as he handed their bag of loot to Brooke.
*Boys trailer*
The camera shows The Screaming Gaffers as Brooke empties the bag of banknotes with Chris's face on the table with her other teammates around her.
-We're rich! Oh-ho! Look at all this...- Brooke yelled as she starts hugging all of the money and then she got interrupted by Sam who was now reading aloud the back of the banknote she was holding.
-Non-negotiable Chris cash. Accepted only in the Total Drama Action Craft Services Tent towards the purchase of water from the tap?!- Sam read and starts to look really angry by the this.
-Sometimes I really hate that smile of his.- Nathan commented while the others nodded.
*Award ceremony theme*
The camera shows Chris standing on the stage in his blue tuxedo.
-The time has come!- Chris announced to the Killer Grips.
*The Marshal's vault*
The camera shows Marshal lying on the bench in the middle of the vault when suddenly an award ceremony theme can be heard from afar.
-Now tell me that is not the Gilded Chris theme!- Marshal yelled while looking really angry.- This isn't funny anymore, you f**kers! This is downright cruel!- Marshal yelled into the air.
*Award ceremony stage*
The camera shows all the Killer Grips except for Marshal voting while Chris said:
-Like always, Killer Grips, one member of your team will not be receiving a coveted Gilded Chris made of the finest Belgian chocolate.- Chris commented and then continued.- But not like always, and this is important to remember! This week, according to our producers, none of you are allowed to vote off either Nova or Marshal! Nova since she just came back and Marshal since he is still in that vault and he can't vote anyway. You got that, dudes? This show really needs that money from Nova's parents! My massage budget has been increased by half.- Chris announced to the team while looking very pleased by this fact.
Then the Killer Grips stop voting and Chef arrived to Chris with the votes results.
-Gilded Chris Awards go to… Nova of course.- Chris said and throw the award into the Nova's hands.- Then... wait a second... Why do I have two votes to boot out Nova when I specifically said you couldn't?- Chris asked Kelly and Andrew while looking really angry at them.
-I guess we couldn't help ourselves.- Andrew commented.
-No matter what, my finger would only press the Nova button.- Kelly replied, still smoking her weed.
-Well, that leaves us with one vote that counts.- Chris commented but then he was interrupted by Nova.
-Kelly, you've been eliminated.- Nova calmly interrupted Chris with a smile on her face.
-What that is so not fair!- Kelly said with anger in her voice.- Andrew, say something!
-What can I say?- Andrew asked metaphorically.- We can't undo what already happened.
-Sorry, Sis. No chocolate Chris award for you.- Chris commented.
-Yeah! And you lost the game for us after all.- Nova added.- And I'm not even going to starts saying about your weed addict and all these abortions.
-Well, at least it was good as long as it lasted, just like the cocaine.- Kelly replied as starts to walk towards the Lamousine.
-And that wraps up another totally dramatic episode with absolutely no loose ends to tie up.- Chris commented as Chef approached him.- Isn't that right, Chef?
-Nope.- Chef simply replied.
-Nah. Didn't think so.- Chris added.
*Marshal's vault*
The camera shows Marshal standing next to the safe doors.
-Guys? Yoo-hoo? What do you say?- Marshal yelled really loudly.- You know what?! I hope you get f**king eliminated Kelly! And nothing will change my mind! F**k you all!- Marshal yelled in the air and the episode ended.
So yeah, firstly I want to say sorry to the creator of Kelly, Schyte. She is very exceptional character in my eyes. She had her good and bad moments on the show. I even imagined her going to the final 4 at some point of planning the story but let's face it her plot line is mostly finished, so it was the perfect time for her to go.
So...Nova is back. I am sure that everyone are exceedingly happy about it. I wouldn't bring back Courtney even if was given a millions of cash. I only wanted to bring back one original character, and that character was Izzy. I'm also sorry for the last challenge to be so similiar to the original.
Now what do you think about Nova being back at the show and Kelly being eliminated? Was the elimination a little forced, I don't know? Is your OC still in character?
Teams:
Screaming Gaffers: Sammy, Sam, Nathan, Brooke, Jared
Killer Grips: Marshal, Nova, Andrew
Eliminated: 15th/14th: Jeremiah and Cordelia (Without teams)
13th: Taylor (SG)
12th: Kirsten (SG)
(-): Nova (KG) (Returned)
11th: Doug (KG)
10th: Izzy (SG)
9th: Kelly (KG)
Killer Grips's votes:
Marshal - None
Kelly - Nova
Nova - Kelly
Andrew - Nova
Total votes:
Nova: 2 votes *doesn't count
Kelly: 1 vote
And now today's review question:
-How good is your character at starting a fire and with brawling against others at high altitude?
That's all for today. See you next time on Total! Drama! Action! ;)